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"Now, with constant streams of torture videos coming out of Syria, with the savage crackdown
on the uprising there, hearing President Obama condemning the "outrageous bloodshed" and
demanding Bashar al-Assad to step down just makes the Rude Pundit's feel like he's gotten a
gut punch. Because all he can think is, "Now, where did the Syrians get the idea that they could
just go on with torturing and killing innocent people with only ongoing financial sanctions imposed?"
And, of course, that'd be us when we gave them prisoners and said, "Oh, hey, you know that
torture thing you're good at? I mean, I know we hate each other and shit, but can you do a
bro a solid and break out the electric nut prod for these dudes?"
-- The Rude Pundit, Link
I wondered when someone would bring that up.
When Der Monkey Fuhrer was in charge, the CIA would fly SUSPECTS to Syria to be tortured.
Now America is demandng that Syria stop the torture?
This quote is from the Rude Pundit's Syria and Afghanistan: The Endless Shadow of Bush and Cheney (Part 1):
Ain't that the truth...
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when each new issue goes up.
Pigboy: Please listen to my show
I heard some vulgar Pigboy yesterday.
I heard an ad for Tax Resolution Services, but all other ads were Tulsa businesses.
In Tulsa, Pigboy can say anything and still be worshipped. He's got no problems here.
Then the Pigboy did maybe a half-hour on how great the New iPad is, I assume, in a cynical
attempt to get Apple fans to say, "Maybe he's not the evil scumbag everyone says he is?"
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I'd forgtotten how the vulgar Pigboy speaks - it took him 30 minutes to say
"The iPad screen is really clear and bright."
He just kept repeating himself going in circles as if to burn off some time.
Then he whined about something Biden said 6-8 months ago.
Like always, it took him 20-30 minutes to set it up, and then he played a tape
of Biden saying, "If you cut the budget, that means fewer cops and that
means more rapes and more burglaries and more violent crimes."
Pigboy accused Biden of using scare tactics.
Well yeah, Pigboy - fewer cops is a scary thing when you're unarmed.
But it took him forever to get there and there was nothing there when he did.
Then he whined about Alec Baldwin calling somebody a whore, and if Alec Baldwin
can use the word whore, why can't the vulgar Pigboy, which proves he's either a
lying whore or a clueless caveman who still doesn't get what he did wrong.
Then he accused one of the Kennedy kids of using the word whore
and then he took off again, repeating the same sentences over and over.
Then he said that he'd ordered a shitload of new iPads and he's autographed them
and burned the EIB logo into the casing and he's giving one away each day and you
can sign up on Twitter @vulgarpigboy, all one word.
It was the first time I'd ever heard the Pigboy beg and it was the first time
I've seen him give a prize away that wasn't super-lame like his latest hate book.
Pigboy, oh Pigboy - what have you done to your magnificent empire?
It's all over, you poor excuse for a human being.
You're probably the most hated man in America right now.
You deserve every bit of it.
Republicans are intentionally pissing off
the biggest voting bloc in the country - why?
Matt Romney: Obama is Great!
The handsome son likes the Democrat
Link
Matt Romney who made headlines last winter when he suggested his father would provide his tax
returns only after Obama released his birth certificate. A remark he attempted to smooth over, adding
tonight he does not question Obama's citizenship. "Yes, I am satisfied, absolutely," said Matt Romney…
When asked if he believes Obama is a Christian, Matt Romney said of course but did not elaborate.
"I'm not here to talk about President Obama I think he is great. I'm here to talk about my dad and
what he would bring to the country," said Matt Romney.
Did he inherit his father's propensity to say the wrong thing?
Or is he a genuine, decent guy who loves his Dad?
Send e-mail to Bart
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Me and Pigboy? Not the same
by Bill Maher
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"To compare that to Rush is ridiculous — he went after a civilian about very specific behavior,
that was a lie, speaking for a party that has systematically gone after women's rights all year,
on the public airwaves. I used a rude word about a public figure who gives as good as she gets,
who’s called people 'terrorist' and 'unAmerican.' Sarah Barracuda. The First Amendment
was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect
law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts."
One can't argue with the facts.
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Subject: rising gas prices
Bart,
The price of gasoline is directly linked to the price of crude
oil. Right now, we have an improving
economy and rising demand in Asia. But the biggest factor in the
price of oil is fear. The fear of a
disruption of Iranian oil. The leading merchants of that fear are
the Republican candidates.
Their bellicosity drives up the price of crude and, therefore, the
price of gasoline.
One way to counteract the rising price of gasoline is to provide an
alternative. If we had tax incentives
to convert diesel engines and gasoline powered vehicles to compressed
natural gas, the price of gasoline
might stay the same, but we, as consumers, would have a much cheaper
alternative. And natural gas
pollutes only about 22% as much as gasoline and even less when compared
to diesel.
Last
Monday, there was an amendment to the Senate transportation bill to
give incentives for the
conversion of vehicles and the conversion of service stations to
CNG. That measure would have put
tens of millions of dollars in the pockets of Oklahomans and Texans,
but also people in Ohio,
Pennsylvania, New York and West Virginia. It needed 60 votes to
pass. It got 51 votes,
all from Democrats. All of the Republicans, led by Inhofe and
Coburn, voted against it.
So, Republicans drive up the price of crude oil by their rhetoric,
then vote down a proposal that would give relief to consumers.
Jim Watkins
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Bart, I'm sick of the stupid ads that pop on Yahoo.
I took the liberty of doing some "modifications" to their graphic.
I wish I knew how to send it back to Yahoo.
Ray
I've said it for years - Yahoo and AOL
are the biggest spammers on the planet.
When they offer "spam filters," that means
nobody's ads get thru - unless they get a cut.
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
Justice for Trayvon
It sure looks like a bad shoot
He was armed with an iced tea..."
Link
The U.S. Department of Justice and the FBI have opened an investigation into the "facts and circumstances"
surrounding the killing of Trayvon Martin, the unarmed teenager shot and killed last month by a neighborhood
watch handjob in an Orlando suburb.
The department will "conduct a thorough and independent review of all evidence and take appropriate action
at the conclusion of the investigation," according to a statement late Monday.
The announcement comes as the drumbeat around the case continues to grow, becoming national news and
shining a brighter media spotlight on the city of Sanford, where the killing occurred, and its police department,
which handled the initial investigation that so far has failed to bring charges.
It would seem the Florida cops were ready to sweep this under the rug.
They
did not test the shooter for drugs and alcohol - why?Triggerboy
went looking for trouble - he can't say he was minding his own business.Triggerboy
called the cops 62 times lately - he sees "trouble" at every
opportunity.They
did not interview the shooter extensively - why?Triggerboy
was told "Do not follow him" but he did, then shot him when he felt
"scared."This stinks real bad.
"Black kid scared me, I shot him, end of story.
If the all-white cops bought it, why can't you?"
Maybe Democrats should boycott Florida until they repeal that stupid law
that says, "You can kill a Black kid if you FEEL a certain way."
It's still the same Florida.
They just don't use a rope anymore.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Home Depot vs Lowes
Anyone who reads Hightower would
have known about Langone years ago.
I’m sad to say, however, that Lowes makes only a slightly lower
percentage
of its campaign contributions to Thugs.
If
you have a Mom & Pop hardware store anywhere nearby, shop there.
Even if they’re Thugs, most of the money you spend will stay in the
neighborhood.
Patrick in Harrisburg, PA
Sarah Palin Nude
Link
Today's Sarah Palin impending disaster is especially cringe-inducing...
Subject: we need to defend Rush Limbaugh
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Santorum gathering "evidence"
so he can "study the facts"
for his war on pornography.
When they have nothing left to say...
Link
Republicans are desperate.
They can't attack Obama on jobs because the jobs picture is improving.
Their attack on the administration's rule requiring insurers to cover contraception
has backfired, raising hackles even among many Republican women.
Their attack on Obama for raising gas prices has elicited scorn from economists who know
oil prices are set in global markets and that demand in the United States has actually fallen.
Their presidential ambitions are being trampled in a furious fraternal war among Republican candidates.
Their Tea Party wing wants to reopen the budget deal forged with Democrats after Republicans
got bloodied by threatening to block an increase in the debt limit.
So what are Republicans to do now?
What they always do when they have nothing else to say.
Call for a tax cut, of course.
But the super-rich already pay zero taxes.
They hire congressmen to exempt them from taxes.
How are you going to give them a tax cut?
Retro-refund the taxes they'e paid under Democrat administrations?
Uh-oh, I'd better be quiet - they might hear that idea and like it.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Prosecute the killer of Trayvon Martin
Hey,
I just signed the petition "Prosecute the killer of our son, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin"
and wanted to see if you could help by adding your name.
Our goal is to reach 500,000 signatures and we need more support.
You can read more and sign the petition here:
http://www.change.org/petitions/prosecute-the-killer-of-our-son-17-year-old-trayvon-martin
Thanks!
Bernard
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Astrocat
Read all about it!
on the Bart Blog!
Anybody want Teabow?
Denver has no more use for him
Link
The clock has likely struck midnight on Tebow Time.
With Peyton Manning in discussions to sign with the Denver Broncos, the future of
more-Christian-than-you Tim Tebow is in serious doubt. The prayermeister will almost
certainly be traded by the team, ridding coach John Fox and John Elway of a player
whose popularity and penchant for comebacks made him an albatross on their plans
to mold the franchise in their own image.
I'm confused about this situation.
Manning and the Colts owner had a tearful goodbye on TV last week.
The Colts wanted to sign Manning, but he costs too much.
So what team REALLY needed a top-shelf quarterback?
I'd say the Colts do - they only won one game all last season.
So why did they trade their Super Bowl quarterback?
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Trayvon Martin type incident in Wi
As
everybody is talking about the Trayvon Martin shooting, I wanted to let
you know
about a similar incident. This past year Scott Walker passed the castle
law which makes
it legal to kill intruders in your house.
A
few weeks back a black 20 year old was shot and killed in Slinger Wi.
after leaving a party
and walking onto the wrong porch. He was unarmed and there was no
forced entry.
No arrest has been made, I guess the porch is a grey area in the law.
From what I hear
Slinger is pretty segregated. I think Zimmerman will be arrested for
the Trayvon Martin
shooting now that social media and the national news has caught on and
there is push-back.
My hope is the same for the murderer of Bo Morrison.
FYI Lowes is almost as bad as Home Depot, they were the ones that
pulled their ads on the
American Muslim reality show on TLC for showing people that muslims
arent all radical terrorists.
Love you like Santorum loves fetuses.
Trevor in Wisconsin
Quotes
"'The problem isn't excessive greed. If you took the greed out of Wall Street
all you'd have left is pavement. The problem is endemic abuse of power and trust."
-- Robert Reich
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Subject: That may be true, but it makes hundreds of dollars each month.
Aint it a Nice feeling to Get Booze, Drug and Dope money by conning the muts
into thinking they are helping you stuff your mouth??
Books4less
It's about 1/3 as nice as it used to be.
And yes, I use donations to buy food and supplies n' shit.
What do you think I'd spend my income on?
You monkeys are so disorganized.
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She jumped $150K bail and took off...
Link
A successful bikini model also accused of international drug dealing was caught in Australia last week.
Simone Farrow, who was featured in Penthouse magazine, was on the run after skipping out on
$150,000 bail that was paid in February by two friends. Her troubles began in 2009 in Hollywood
where DEA officials raided her apartment, claiming to find evidence that she masterminded an
international crystal meth ring
Australian cops busted the fugitive model again last Wednesday.
This reads like a line from a Republican running for office.
Did she really "mastermind" an "international" drug ring?
Or did an Aussie friend say, "Bring me a gram next time you're in town."
Besides, the poor girl wears a size zero swim suit.
How many of us could wear that without a little meth now & then?
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Subject: I hate republicans
Bart, keep hammering!!! You’re the most intelligent person in Oklahoma!!!
Sanitarium and Gutrich are gonna string this out to the very end.
Mittney and the Morons will lose a brokered convention to who????
What really pisses me off is that if my state, California, has to put up
with endless Repug advertising until June. I hate all of these fucking idiots!!!
Dale of Diamond Springs, CA
Dale, I feel for you, man.
We've had almost zero political ads here in Knuckledrag.
Around here, whoever says "Inhofe is God" the loudest wins.
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 53 Packard Caribbean
Stay well and keep fighting the good fight!
Roger in Newberry Grove
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
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I hope you don't object to this celebrity...
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's old-time movie star Carol Baker
Paula V
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We only have a few left...
Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link
Bart, it's...Butterfly or Bow Tie pasta (Farfalle) served with fresh cut mushrooms
and tomatoes, topped with grated cheese (I’ll assume Parmesan, although I prefer
Pecorino Romano), and garnished with a sprig of oregano.
Rick in are code 845
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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We need more Greatness stories
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Perhaps the most beautiful city in the world?
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Budapest, Hungary.
The churchy-looking building is St. Stephen's Basilica.
Redlake
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is oe of the most important
producers in rock history, Sam Phillips, owner of Sun Records.
Mark with no last name
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Here is part of it.
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If some rich Democrat could throw $100,000-$250,000 my way
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