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Wednesday,  April 4,  2012    Vol 2854 - In cold blood

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Who will lose with Romney?
Arrow Palin's stint on the Today Show
Tenn. Governor is a monkey
Arrow American Idol gets hip
Arrow Titanic's mistake fixed
Arrow Tenn. Governor is a monkey
Arrow CSI Miami's  Eva La Rue


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Who will lose with Romney?

John McCain (R-depends) joked on CBS "This Morning" Wednesday that Sarah Palin might make
a good vice presidential running mate for Mitt Romney. On Tuesday, Sarah Palin suggested that
Romney ought to "go rogue" and pick Florida Rep. Allen West (Who?) for his veep.

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio is still the heavy favorite to be the GOP's co-loser.
Rubio’s odds are currently hovering at around 27 percent, far ahead of all other losers, such as
Susana Martinez (Who?) Rob Portman (Who?) and Rep. Paul Ryan, a loser we all know.

But while Rubio may still be the conventional wisdom candidate of choice, we think Ryan
may actually have surpassed him as the real favorite among GOP insiders right now.

Paul Ryan is a great choice - for me to poop on!

Obama will take Ryan's budget and paint him as the monster miser of all time,
while giving MORE tax breaks to the super-rich who already can't spend all our money

The only reason to accept the second-loser slot is that goofy GOP math.
Whoever Dog-on-Roof's running mate is, will be the front runner to lose in 2016.

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Palin's stint on the Today Show


Sarah Palin (R-Publicity Whore) joined "lamestream media" Tuesday by whoring herself out
for the “Today” show.  She took the gig to screw the ratings for Katie Couric, who started a
stint yesterday on Good Morning America, where Judas Maximus played with her feet for an hour.

 NBC promised Palin would “reveal a different side” as co-host, but viewers got the classic
I’m-just-like-you Palin, who talked in sound bites about the importance of a strong work ethic,
the challenges of raising kids and her appetite for killing caribou and moose via helicopter.

Palin, a Fox News whore and onetime local sportscaster, spent the 8 a.m. hour loosely participating
in a variety of forgettable segments with Ann Curry and company. The segment about advice on raising
teenage daughters could have been a lot shorter if Palin just said what she was thinking:
Keep them away from Levi Johnston.

Levi is pregnant again
He's as potent as G. Gordon Liddy


Levi Johnston appears not to have learned any lessons about birth control after kncoking up Bristol Palin.
Johnston's girlfriend, 20-year-old preschool teacher Sunny Oglesby, is pregnant, his rep has confirmed.
Oglesby is less than three months along and thus has not widely announced the news.
Johnston is reported to be "so excited" about becoming a father for the second time.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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This is what they mean...

...when they say, "We want our country back."

Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Cartel drug money

Hey Bart

Just finished reading a very disturbing book called 'Methland" by Nick Reding
It spells out very clearly how the corporate world enabled the meth epidemic,
and operates to the detriment of the country on many levels. Scary and depressing.
 Rick from B.C.

Tenn. Governor is a monkey
He's 'probably' going to sign monkey bill

Tennessee, where the nation's first big legal battle over evolution was fought nearly 90 years ago,
is close to enacting a law that critics deride as the "monkey bill" for once again attacking the scientific theory.

The measure passed by the Tennessee General Assembly would protect teachers who allow students to
criticize evolution and other scientific theories, such as global warming. Republican Gov. Bill Haslam said
this week he would likely sign it into law.

Haslam said the State Board of Education has told him the measure won't affect the state's current scientific
curriculum for primary, middle or high school students. Louisiana enacted a similar law in 2008.

I don't get it.
I assume I should be against this bill, but I an FOR the right
to criticize any goddamn thing I want - so I like this bill.

What am I missing, besides a decent IQ?

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American Idol gets hip

There's something very odd about tonight's guest mentor on American Idol:
She's nobody's grandmother.  They have Gwen Stephani from No Doubt.

Last week was Stevie Nicks, who is everybody's grandmother.
Week before that it was Diane Warwick, and  Zha Zha the week before that,
trying to snag that all-important 55-and-up demographic.

And then those poor kids have to stand there and lie...
"Smokey Robinson has always been my personal idol," but then, of course,
 they say, "I've never heard of this song before - I'm trying to learn it."

By the way, is Gwen Stephani still in music?

That's all - I just wanted to remind the Idol producers (who are reading for sure)
that it wouldn't hurt to now and then have a guest who was younger than fifty.

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Premier Toonist Wolf Grulkey is running for congress

Subject: The Chickenhawks

Just about anybody who is anybody in the republican party is a chickenhawk,
maybe the entire Bush administration.
  David L

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Titanic's mistake fixed for 3D release


Not many people could claim director James Cameron's attention to detail.
But with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, the man has met his match.

The director of "Avatar" apparently made only one change to his re-release of "Titanic":
the sky. And he did this following the incessant lobbying of one very annoying astrophysicist.

In a pivotal scene with (SPOILER ALERT) Rose clinging to a piece of the boat under the night sky,
the left half of the sky was a reflection of the right half. In other words, not the stars she would have
seen that night, but a Hollywood fake-out.

Tyson mentioned the story at a panel discussion back in 2009, saying, "There she is looking up.
There is only one sky she should have been looking at ... and it was the wrong sky! Worse than that,
it was not only the wrong sky; the left half of the sky was a mirror reflection of the right half of the sky!
It was not only wrong, it was lazy! And I'm thinking, 'This is wrong.'"

Oh, I thought the change would be saving Jack at the end.


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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that's a 1955 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
  Roger in Riverview

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

that's Kate Winslet, on the set of the Titanic.  I guess the water was co-o-o-old!!!
  Rick P

Bart, that's Renee Zellwinger – hottie from, show me the money, “Jerry Maguire”.
  Jim in Council Bluffs

Bart that's Jennifer Lawrence, star of "The Hunger Games" and "Winter Bone."
Keep up the good work, my friend.
  Pat D

Pat, you are correct.

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Subject: video from garbage's new album      Link 

Geoff in Montana

Geoff, thanks for that - I like it.

There she goes again...

Of course, it's none of my business how Shirley Manson presents herself.

You can tell it's not my business because she looks ...less than - again.

Yesterday they had some live chat thing - and there was Shirley,
reasserting the notion that she should be taken seriously as an artist
and her physical appearance has nothing to do with anything so why not
make a fashion statement and take another stab at androgyny?

Reminding you, this is absolutely none of my business.

Garbage broke out in 1995 and Shirley dressed like a girl.
I thought she looked great and they sold a lot of records.

As the years went by, some record company weasel told her to
"bring your pretty face to the meeting" and that (seems to have)
turned her off to looking good forever and it's just not fair to us men.

In the interview yesterday, she had her hair in a spike, like a pyramid,
which tells me she's still stick stuck in her take-me-seriously phase.

Maybe they have so much money the LAST thing they need is a hit record?

Maybe they enjoy the intimacy of those 1,500 seat venues, and playing
stadiums means they'd miss that personal connection with their fans?

Of course, this is none of my business, I just had an opinion.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


We need more Greatness stories

Wildlife Close-up  


I don't think I've ever seen one of these before.

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is San Francisco, as seen from the Golden Gate Bridge.
  Froederick  III

Yes, and it's a great photo, too.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

That is Chester A. Arthur, the 21st POTUS.

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Subject: donation

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it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season.

Think of the tax deduction!

I hate to spend time every day trying to raise money.

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CSI Miami's  Eva La Rue

   Check out  over 400 sexy and tastefull photos of Eva La Rue    in  BC Hotties

  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

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