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Thurs-Friday,  June 14-15,  2012    Vol 2892 - Irony-impaired

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Voters blame Der Monkey Fuhrer
Arrow Innocent people remain in jail
Doctors with rushing hands
Arrow 'Goodfellas' Henry Hill Dies
Arrow Tom Daubert Speaks Up
Arrow Lance Armstrong Witch Hunt
Arrow iCarly's  Victoria Justice


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Voters blame Der Monkey Fuhrer
"Obama's not responsible for this mess"


More than two-thirds of Americans—including half of Republicans—still blame
Der Monkey Fuhrer for the country's economic ills, according to a new Gallup poll

What one might call the blame gap has narrowed considerably: When Gallup first asked in July 2009
whom they blamed for the poor economy, 80 percent said Bush, and only 32 percent blamed Obama. 

The current numbers show 68 percent blame the greedy policies of President Grinning Monkey...



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Where is the evidence that Obama and Hillary are eager to bomb Iran?

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This election could hinge on a lot of issues
but maybe reminding women that Republicans
don't think they're equal might do it.


Innocent people remain in jail
Sometimes America can be so fuct

     Innocent?  He's black, so we don't care.


Terrell McCullum did not commit a federal crime by carrying a shotgun and a rifle out of his ex-girlfriend's house.
But he is serving a federal prison sentence for it. And the fact that everyone — including Obama's U.S.Justice Department
— agrees that he is legally innocent might not be enough to set him free.
A USA TODAY investigation found more than 60 men who went to prison for violating federal gun possession laws,
even though courts have since determined that it was not a federal crime for them to have a gun.
Many of them don't even know they're innocent.
The legal issues underlying their situation are complicated, and are unique to North Carolina. But the bottom line is that
each of them went to prison for breaking a law that makes it a federal crime for convicted felons to possess a gun.
The problem is that none of them had criminal records serious enough to make them felons under federal law.
Still, Obama's Justice Department has not attempted to identify the men, has made
no effort to notify them, and, in a few cases in which the men have come forward
on their own, has argued in court that they should not be released.

I realize Obama is busy, but why are 60 men rotting in jail when EVERYONE agrees they're innocent?

Our Pledge of Allegiance says, "with liberty and justice for all."

That's a f-ing joke.

Maybe it should read, "Liberty and justice for white people with money."

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Doctors with rushing hands
This might be a big scandal about to pop


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Subject: your reader J Good

Bart, I wonder if J Good has ever noticed what it says at the bottom of the Bartcop page  --

> " and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor"

The ironic sense of humor of the comment  "Thanks, they send me pennies..." never fails to get a chuckle,
a chortle or a guffaw out of yours truly.  Every time I get to that part of the page, I feel that I can empathize
with the fact that you put so much out there for the good fight while struggling to put fish on your cats,
but you still have a sense of humor about it all. 

Swing it,

PS. "Thanks, they send me railroad cars filled with gold..."

Oh, shit, that's even funnier. 
Despite what I have read from various "pundits" on how sarcasm is considered somehow improper,
or inappropriate, or on the low end of the funny spectrum, I myself truly love it.  But then, I am just
a crass human being.  Fuck, Bart, that is really just too fucking funny.

J Good is a longtime reader in good standing.

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'Goodfellas' Henry Hill Dies
  He was an original gangster


The man immortalized by Martin Scorsese's film "Goodfellas" has died.
Henry Hill, a former member of the Lucchese family of mobsters, died Tuesday
in a Los Angeles hospital, according to a statement on his website. He was 69.
The cause of Hill's death has not yet been released.

Yes, it has.

He died from complications of lung cancer - he smoked all his life.

Funny, he ratted out the mob and they never found a way to kill him.
The mob couldn't kill him, but cigarettes did.

Between the mob and cigarettes they kill what, 450,000 people a year?
Cigarettes are legal but pot is considered a "dangerous" drug - why?

Pot never killed anybody, but cigarettes and other tobacco products have killed
over eight million Americans since I've been doing  but that's OK.

You see, God talked to Obama and other leaders in Washington and he told them that
the ammonia and formaldahyde that tobacco companies add to their cigarettes to hook
their victims stronger and faster is GOOD, but the harmless plant He gave is is BAD.

Thanks, God.

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Subject: accuracy

Bart, dude, I love your site and start every day with it (that and a good strong
cup of black coffee), but seriously, you need to hire a proof-reader:

> Way to go, Democrats.
> Way to educated the ignorant.

C’mon man, really????


Hire a proof-reader?
With the money that's no longer coming in?

If I had any brains (Should I bother to finish this thought?) I would publish
once a week and then I'd have a lot more time to go over the tiniest details.

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Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Carrie getting Dixie-Chicked

Bart, when the Dixie Chicks got Dixie Chicked I was enough honked off to buy their latest album.

We should buy Carrie's latest album - take care of our own: compassionate and sensible people.
  Keep Hammerin'     
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Carrie's new CD is probably more mainstream than you'd think.

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Lance Armstrong Witch Hunt
Why do they want him so bad?


Lance Armstrong is facing MORE doping allegations just a few months after he thought he had finally put them to rest.

Although federal investigators in February closed a two-year investigation without bringing criminal charges,
the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency has filed new doping charges that could strip the seven-time Tour de France winner
of his victories in cycling’s premier race.

Have you ever seen such bullshit in your life?

Fourteen years after winning his first Tour de France, he could lose that title
and all the titles after it because Gus thought he saw a woodchuck.

The ONLY fair way to do this is the athlete give urine and blood after the race.
The Anti-Doper Handjobs then have 24 HOURS to find something illegal.

If they can't find something illegal in 24 hours, he's the winner and that's that.

To chase the man down after all these years and say, "You used dope,"
what's his defense supposed to be?  "No, I didn't?"

Isn't that like some cop saying, "You were public drunk a week ago."
How do you defend such a bullshit charge?

Plus, he can't control what happenes to his blood after they take it.

How dare they come up YEARS after the fact and say, "We didn't find any dope,
but we think we might see something that could be consistent with a masking agent
so we're going to take away every award you ever won."

What if Gus says he thinks Hank Aaron used steroids?
Do we take Hank's home runs away from him?

Christ, America can be so stupid.

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Photo that's not a Mystery...
New feature - give it a try...


Subject: RE: Indiana Law: OK to shoot cops

Bart, I think you're misinterpreting the effect of this law.

Henceforth, cops in Indiana have an major incentive to go in with guns blazing;
shoot the homeowner/driver first before the homeowner/driver can shoot them.
  John S

When Teabaggers write the laws, you know there will be trouble.

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Subject: from Tom Daubert, federal medical marijuana felon

Bart, I write to thank you for your support.
Every time I log onto Facebook, there are new people wanting to be my "friend"
and expressing support, thanks to you.  This is gratifying.  I post news links every day,
focused on medical marijuana and the so-called "drug war," on
I understand the comment you received from one reader suggesting that more of your followers
would contact me if there were a way other than Facebook.  Please consider telling everyone
they may reach me directly at a new email I've created:
Here's something you might find it interesting, a Missoula review of Code of the West:
I'll be sentenced on September 6 in Missoula. 
I'm preparing for the worst but hoping for the best. 
There are reasons to think I may escape a prison sentence. 
We'll let you know, and will otherwise keep in touch.
Thanks again for all your great work,

Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana

Send Tom some encouragement

You're too busy to click and write, "Hang in there, Tom!"

What if YOU were innocent and facing prison?

Wouldn't you want others to notice?


"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
  has a problem with the legal pot laws in


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Because the Republicans are liars the the Democrats are sheep,
Americans would rather pay thousands of dollars (that they don't have)
ever year, for health care rather than suffer the scurge of someone using the
word "socialist" to describe their multi-thousand dollar medical discount.

If you have a heart attack, it will cost you $50K MORE
than if you were German and had the same heart attack.

If you don't pay that $50K back fast enough, they'll garnish your paycheck
take your house and your car and your savings. Sure, you're homeless now,
but at least you have the comfort of knowing you're not "socialist."

Way to go, democrats.
Way to educated the ignorant.

The GOP's War on Women

The GOP voted down equal pay for women.

These cavemen don't think women deserve equality.

If *I* ran the GOP, they would pay dearly for that,
but I'm pretty sure Obama gave the "No fight" order.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo 


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity       Link

Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrit


Is that Britney Spears?
I must be wrong, if not, someone rode her hard, and put her away...... SOAKED.

Wow, she looks old.
If I'm wrong, then I'll spank myself....
   J.....Steve's wife

Poor Britney, she looks 45 or so and she's only 30.

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

  Last Issue's Mystery City 

Hi Bart, that's  Paris France in an aerial photo by the French photographer 
    Yann Arthus-Bertrand
   Rich in Fargo


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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery  is George S. Patton.
  Lou in Oakland


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Subject: donation

Everyone is broke. 
Even IQ of 64-boy can figure that out

My mailbox is full of "We must have money now" requests from Democratic sites
so that tells me everyone is hurting and there's not much we 99 percenters can do.

I'm so old, I remember when
fund-raisers used to work.
Nobody likes them and until things get semi-back to normal,
we're stuck in Bush's America until further notice.

But humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will perservere.
As my Fort Smith buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!"

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iCarly's  Victoria Justice

Check out  almost 800 sexy and tasteful photos of  Victoria Justice  in  BC Hotties

  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

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