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Tuesday, June 19, 2012 Vol 2894 - Oil's well that ends well
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Liberal Media Hammers Obama
It's like Democrats want to be underdogs
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Not once in the past
twelve months has Obama logged a seven-day stretch where his positive
press coverage outweighed the negative, according to Pew Research
analysis. And based on
recent media trends, that streak is in no danger of being broken as the
Beltway press continues
to pile on the Democratic president with routinely negative and
increasingly misleading coverage,
while at the same time giving his Republican rival a pass.
Whether it's in response to the right wing's incessant whining about
unfair campaign coverage,
or the product of the media's innate desire to create a close,
competitive (and marketable)
presidential contest to market, the resulting storyline is clear:
Obama's faltering!
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Romney: Obama gets Zero Credit
for the gains that the economy has made
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As he has in recent days, Romney tweaked his stump speech a bit to acknowledge the reality that
the economy has shown signs of improvement since Obama took office in 2009. But, speaking to
a small group of supporters in Iowa, Romney said Obama doesn't deserve credit for any recovery."
OK,You just got to love this from the Mittser and his gang,
If the economy sucks it's ALL Obama's fault,
but if it's getting better he deserves no credit..,
Ya makes since to me.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car
Bart, it's a 1950's Buick Le Sabre Concept Car, which was a futuristic Buick LeSabre dream car
with aluminum body & supercharged 335-hp V-8 engine. It was designed by Harley Earl of GM.
Michael in Cannon Beach, OR
Here's a rear view of this car:
JimB
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Marty
has
new stuff every
day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
I think Aung San Sui Kyi is free because of Bono.
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
I think Aung San Sui Kyi is free because of Bono.
Marty always has good stuff.
Clemens gets away with it
Link
Roger the Rocket (gag me) Clemens proclaimed his innocence Monday afternoon, and unlike
so many things he has said during the sordid, sad end of his career, this was true. Clemens
was innocent, on all six counts levied against him by the government, which through its equally
repugnant zealotry turned a cheater into a martyr.
An emotional Roger Clemens addressed the crowd after the verdicts were read.
"It is a beautiful day," brayed Rusty Hardin, Clemens' lawyer, and indeed it was, because for
the rest of his life Clemens can utter the following: "I'm innocent." Of what it doesn't matter.
Hardin tried to conflate the verdict with Clemens never having used steroids or human growth
hormone, and Clemens' family nodded along behind him, and some lady kept mouthing,
"That's right, that's right," like it actually was, when the entire charade was anything but right.
Just because the government chose to hand Clemens a life preserver
doesn't render void the overriding fact in this case:
Not guilty of perjury is not the same as never took performance-enhancing drugs.
I figured this trial was lost the day Andy Petite pulled that Frank Pantangelo routine.
I said at the time, they should've halted the trial and admitted defeat.
Had they done that, at least it would be clear that Clemens got off because
a fellow New York Yankee felt sorry for his old teammate and lied under oath.
The only think missing after the verdict was
Clemens's lawyer screaming, "We demand an apology!"
Next question:
Will they vote Roger the Cheater into the Baseball Hall of Fame?
The Baseball Hall of Fame is all politics, so anything can happen.
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Subject: Closing the Book on The Bush Legacy
Link
Thanks to Clarence Swinney
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10 Reasons Obama Can Win
All you need is Reason Number Four
Link
4. Republican ideology has gone off the tracks. It's important for lefties to take a deep breath
and consider what this election is about. It's not as simple as winning and losing. It's about the
future of civilization, as we know it, because the modern Republican Party is filled with radical
ideologues -- politicians who will say and do anything to win; it's Voldemort and the death eaters.
Recently they said the thievery of the Bush Bastards sent us all back to 1992, financially.
So who expects Obama to turn Bush's 20-year Nightmare around in four years?
Today's USAToday calls this "The Great Recession."
Obama can't snap his fingers and make Bush's twenty lost years reappear
and hiring a Bush-thinkalike to ruin the economy further would be plain crazy.
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Subject: Rubio says "Screw America's laws"
Link,
Ha, Ha, it never stops.
BSmasher
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Tea Partiers Diss the Framers
by Robert Parry
Link
The chaos that is engulfing Europe, where 17 countries share a common currency (the euro)
but lack a unified fiscal policy, underscores again the wisdom of America’s Framers, who cast aside
a states-rights-oriented system in favor of a strong central government, which ironically is now what
the Tea Partiers want to dismantle.
The Tea Partiers, with their intense hatred of the federal “guv-mint” and their love of states’ rights,
fail to appreciate what the Framers actually achieved in 1787 and why they did it. If the Tea Partiers
could think clearly, they might look at the crisis in Europe and come away with a deeper appreciation
of Washington, both the capital and the Founder.
American unity, contrasted with Europe’s disunity, also has helped keep U.S. borrowing rates low
by again distinguishing the U.S. dollar as the world’s preeminent currency. Some countries and cartels
were thinking about switching to the euro, but now have rethought that idea. Foreign capital is surging
into U.S. bond markets.
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by Robert Parry
Link
The chaos that is engulfing Europe, where 17 countries share a common currency (the euro)
but lack a unified fiscal policy, underscores again the wisdom of America’s Framers, who cast aside
a states-rights-oriented system in favor of a strong central government, which ironically is now what
the Tea Partiers want to dismantle.
The Tea Partiers, with their intense hatred of the federal “guv-mint” and their love of states’ rights,
fail to appreciate what the Framers actually achieved in 1787 and why they did it. If the Tea Partiers
could think clearly, they might look at the crisis in Europe and come away with a deeper appreciation
of Washington, both the capital and the Founder.
American unity, contrasted with Europe’s disunity, also has helped keep U.S. borrowing rates low
by again distinguishing the U.S. dollar as the world’s preeminent currency. Some countries and cartels
were thinking about switching to the euro, but now have rethought that idea. Foreign capital is surging
into U.S. bond markets.
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Rielle Hunter's Publicity Blitz
Is she kidding? Who wants to hear the slut's story?
Link
Former blaclmailing mistress Rielle Hunter begins a publicity blitz next week for her tell-all book,
What Really Happened, with an appearance June 22 on ABC's 20/20.
In an interview with Chris Cuomo, she “speaks candidly about her current relationship” with Edwards,
his relationship with their daughter Quinn and what she would have said had she been called as a
witness in Edwards’ recent corruption trial, the network says in a news release.
On June 26, the day her book is published, Hunter is slated to appear on an ABC Whorefest.
From daybreak to late night, it's wall-to-wall Rielle on Good Morning America, The View and Nightline.
I think this blackmailing golddigger will be shunned everywhere she goes.
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Subject: Childishly Perverse
Hi Bart,
Romney said he would "just look at the things the president has done and do the opposite."
That statement betrays one thing about Romney's character: He is childishly perverse.
In other words, he uses the tactics of a child to stubbornly do the opposite of anything you say.
We have all run into this when our kids say, on the playground, "Anything you say will
bounce off of me and stick to you." Usually followed by "neener neener."
It's just that prep-school boy coming out.
After all, when you have a daddy who leaves you a freakin' fortune,
you don't need to make any effort to advance beyond the rules of that playground.
Our world is indeed a playground for the rich. And that playground has its bullies.
Hammer on, dude...
Nelson
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Photo that's not a Mystery...
New feature - give it a try...
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Subject: Last issue's Beautiful Nature Photo
Hi Bart,
I got a nice surprise when I opened the Beautiful Nature photo.
It was, as usual, a beautiful landscape, but when I scrolled to the right
and that gorgeous dog appeared and smiled and chuckled out loud.
Keep doing what you are doing!
The Nature, Wildlife and Astrocat photos are always gorgeous and are Sanctuary!
Cheryl
Cheryl, that was nice - thanks.
I don't have those pages on counters so I don't know
what people are clicking on unless they write in.
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Who owns the fancy pool?
Link
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Subject: Lay off Shirley
Bart, we have been friends a long time so I am going to violate Taoist ethics.
The most valuable thing is the world is a dead cat because no one can put a price on it
and the most worthless thing in the world is unsolicited advice (that's my part).
Lay off Shirley. You and I just don't know what it was to be like to be raised to be pretty,
like that was a big deal. If Ms. Manson has things she wants to work out that's OK with me.
I'd lay odds that I am less pretty than you. We are about the same age.
I've got a beer gut, man boobs and blue feet. What you got?
It's different for girls.
Wes in LC
Wes, I'm not mocking her appearance.
I'm mocking her decison to show up looking like The Thing from Mars.
She might as well be wearing a red rubber nose and big floppy clown shoes.
Sidebar:
Last time I saw Gwen Stafani, she was in f-ing pig-tails, a wife-beater shirt
and she got all hot and sweaty doing f-ing pushups onstage during the show.
Yes, we want our rock babes hot and sweaty, but not from doing f-ing pushups.
Why do rock's hottest women take the sex out of "sex, drugs and rock n roll?"
I'm so old, I remember when bands tried to sell more records.
When Garbage plays that make-up show in Austin, maybe Shirley
will have a more Earth-like appearance knowing I'm in the crowd? :)
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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The GOP's War on Women
The GOP says women don't deserve to be paid as much as men, who are better.
If there was a God (I know...) that'd swing the election by itself.
If *I* ran the GOP, they would pay dearly for that,
but I'm pretty sure Obama gave the "No fight" order.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
Isn't that the actress Jenna Elfman?
mechadavef
St. B,
Is the mystery celeb Chealsea Handler?
Fr. Mushroom
Just a wild guess. Would that be Ellen Degeneres?
Roger L
Barbara Eden?
Paula
Bartdude,
That's gotta be an incredibly young Heather Locklear.
Michael in Denver
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Hi Bart, that's Picadilly Circus, London.
That's Eros atop the fountain; there used to be Tower Records shop over on the left.
Ut also showed up in the first Robert Downey "Sherlock Holmes" movie.
Geoff
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Today's History Mystery
Link
Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Goverment Agent Number 6 (Patrick McGoohan..shhh)
who became The Prisoner with his Lotus 7.
Cal in VT
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As my Fort Smith buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!"
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Hi Bart, that's Picadilly Circus, London.
That's Eros atop the fountain; there used to be Tower Records shop over on the left.
Ut also showed up in the first Robert Downey "Sherlock Holmes" movie.
Geoff
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Goverment Agent Number 6 (Patrick McGoohan..shhh)
who became The Prisoner with his Lotus 7.
Cal in VT
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Subject: donation
Thanks to Tim in Bloomington, IL
Everyone is broke.
We're stuck in Bush's Nightmare until further notice but humor
can get us thru the worst of times so we will jeep on keeping on.
As my Fort Smith buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!"
Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online.
With Amazon.com you might even save yourself some money.
It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices.
Hollywood A-lister Kate Hudson
Check out over 100 sexy and tasteful photos of Kate Hudson in BC Hotties
Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.
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