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Health Care Victory for Obama
Can the Right-wing dogs kill it in July?
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I was as shocked as you were.
I couldn't wait for the Pigboy to come on the radio.
After claiming Justice
Roberts was
his hero, how would he explain this?
He didn't, he just kept yelling "biggest tax
increase in history,"
but they use that phrase for everything
so it's lost most of its punch.
Plus, he said Obama lied
about it
being a tax.
Hey Pigboy, Roberts said it
was a tax - is he smart, reliable and honest?
ha
ha
Oh, sorry I kinda lied about my computer being broken.
We had a wedding to go to in Colorado and I didn't want to advertisethat Casa de Bart would be empty for a week. (Trip report coming)
So we were in Denver when the news broke.
The local Nazi-clown who precedes the vulgar Pigboy was such a hoot.
He said this was a "great victory" for conservatives because Roberts essentially
redifined the definition of the Commerce Clause and, when the GOP takes back
the House and Senate and the White House, it would be good for them - - what?
The funny part was when his sheep listeners called in crying and moaning.
They told the Fascist Bozo they didn't share his zeal for defeat. ha ha
BTW, I'm not expert on Obamacare, so could someone explain how the poor
are now able to buy health insurance? There's a "penalty" if they don't buy it,
but how does that make buiyng insurance easier for them?
In closing (crowd does the wave) this was a hueueueuege victory for Obama.
Had that vote gone 5-4 the other way, like we all expected it would, they wild dogs
would be screaming "failed presidency" so many times the public might've bought it.
Right-wing Justice Roberts probably gave Obama a second term.
A shot of Chinaco for our victorious President...
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CNN's Douche Blitzer fucks it up again
Getting it right means nothing, getting it first rocks
CNN's mistake on Obama health care ruling historic
"I'm the biggest douche in the douche industy."
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Finally, with today’s Supreme Court decision, a decades-long battle is over:
“Dewey Beats Truman,” is no longer the biggest major screw-up in American media history.
CNN, in full-throated Wolf Blitzer-mode, fell victim to the biggest fallacy of the modern news media
-- that it’s really important to have the story first, even if it's only by, say, a nanosecond. CNN announced
that the Affordable Care Act, and the mandate that all Americans who can afford it must buy health insurance,
had been struck down, the exact opposite of what happened.
We have shit for television news in this country.
FOX is nothing but a lie machine and CNN is terribly incompetent.
They always SAY it's better to be right than first,
but then they announce shit JUST to be first, then find out later they were wrong.
Remember in 2000 they gave the White House to Bush because FOX did
and they wanted to say they were just as fast as the guys who f-ing cheated.
Remember when Bush the Smarter went to Japan and threw up on the Japanese PM?
Bernard Shaw (CNN-soiled pants) was announcing that Bush was dead when some
staffer ran on the set and said, "Stop, it's not true."
CNN has less integrity than an Okie's Tequila Treehouse.
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Subject: Wahooo! We did it!
Dear Bart,
We just saved Americans $22 billion. I'll say it again -- it's still sinking in for me! -- our movement just saved Americans $22 billion.
The House and Senate just passed a bill to stop a hike on federal student loan interest rates.
Congress just avoided a huge catastrophe. But they didn't do it out of the goodness of their hearts.
They did it because hundreds of thousands of people stood up and made them do it. WE made them do it.
Van Jones
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Marty always has good stuff.
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Quotes
"This is a victory for the people. Actually, more than a victory, it is a mandate that all of us
must now make sure that a second-term Obama continues to move the ball down the field,
toward a system like they have in every other First World country on the planet."
-- Michael Moore, like all of us, hoping Obama turns Left after the election Link
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Pigboy rails against Hillary
She leads the Muslim Sisterhood, didn't you know?
Muslin Leader, according to the Pigboy
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The vulgar Pigboy on Tuesday wound a circuitous route tying Hillary to a Muslim sisterhood:
•Hillary Clinton.
•Clinton's aide is Huma Abedin, wife of Anthony Weiner.
•Abedin has a mother named Saleha Mahmood Abedin, who some conservatives say is a member of the Muslim Sisterhood.
•Saleha Abedin's best friend is Naglaa Mahmoud, the new first lady of Egypt (although she rejected the title).
•Mahmoud's husband, newly elected Egyptian Pres. Mohammed Mursi, is "the new Muslim Brotherhood guy."
"That's really all you need to know," according to Limbaugh.
Limbaugh goes on to explain how this relates to Clinton: "That's why Hillary is out celebrating the brotherhood.
That's why Hillary is joining Obama in telling the military to give it up for the Brotherhood guy."
"Because Huma's mom, there's actually a group, the Muslim Sisterhood, essentially, that is an offshoot of the Brotherhood,"
he continued. "And Huma's mom is best friends with the new so-called First Lady of Egypt, who is also a member of the
Sisterhood … It's too much to keep up with."
Butt Pigboy, if it's "too much for you to keep up with,"
why do you insist you're the right guy to explain shit to the cave people?
The truth is Hillary doesn't hate "Muslins" and you say that's very bad.
Hillary is supposed to hate Weiner's wife and Weiner's mother-in-law.
Hillary is supposed to be as hateful and backward as you sons of bitches and she's not
so that makes her a "radical terrorist," the kind of people Obama surrounds himself with.
The vulgar Pigboy - he earns his name every day.
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Subject: I'm fine with Health Care Tax
BI was rather shocked and amazed today that the Supreme Court made the right decision in not
overturning Obama's Affordable Health Care Act. Not only did they find it constitutional, but they
did so in the right way. It curtailed the expansion of government power using the Commerce Clause
of the Constitution, but blessed it as a tax issue.
I'm personally OK with taxing people who can afford insurance who choose not to buy it because
when they are in a car accident and need life long therapy it is people like me who do buy insurance
who has to pay for them through higher insurance rates. So this tax is making people pay for their
own health care costs and as a conservative I believe in personal responsibility.
ha ha
I'm also 56 years old and without universal health care I don't have to worry that I'm going to
lose my home the first time I get sick. And I want to thank Chief Justice Roberts for making
the right decision in light of a lot of other bad decisions the court has recently made.
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Subject: You can't spell Romney without M-O-N-E-Y
I just wanted to point that out.
dogfolks
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Subject: Evil Obamacare strikes again!
'That evil Obamacare strikes again!
First, it lowered my Medicare insurance premium from $127 to $99 this year - the first decrease I've seen, ever.
Then it created affordable insurance for people with pre-existing conditions, as a filler between now and the day
in a few years when it will be illegal for insurance companies to turn away anyone for a pre-existing condition.
And now Americans are actually getting a billion dollars back from the insurance companies.
Why are none of the national news agencies reporting any of this?
This is a BIG plus for Obamacare, in the past insurance companies have been allowed to increase costs
and not spend 80% on the people they stole from. So evil, that ObamaCare. Too bad that no one on the right
who thinks it's a bad plan can actually explain anything that it actually does that's bad and none of the news
agencies are doing any real reporting on what it is doing right.
Keep swinging that hammer Bart.
Bob in Dearborn MI
I wish Obama had done a better job of explaining his health care proposal.
Since he didn't define it, the Pigboys of America did and its approval rating is around 37%.
IF the election is going to hinge on Obamacare or the repeal thereof,
will Obama be able to convince a majority that they want Obamacare?
If you can't sell health care to someone without it,
you're not a very good salesman.
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Katie Holmes finally Escapes!
Heirs were provided, her contract is up
She snuck out like that blind Chinese guy
"Free at last...thank God almighty..."
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing after five years of marriage, reports People magazine.
According to Katie's attorney Jonathan Wolfe, “This is a personal and private matter for Katie and
her family. Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."
Soon after Holmes' announcement, Cruise released his own statement on the split.
"Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children,"
his rep tells People. "Please allow them their privacy to work this out."
Gee, you mean the fairy tale wasn't real?
Things must be pretty bad between them if she drops this bomb TODAY,
when Tom's latest movie is struggling like a beached whale at the box office.
BTW Katie, do you take the flying saucer shit with you when you leave?
Or was that just part of the act?
...and don't forget to have the chip removed.
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
That's TV's non-lawyer hottie Sarah Shahi.
Minnesota Ed
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Last Issue's Mystery City?
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Those tiny little streets are hard to mistake.
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