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Weekend-Monday  July 14-16,  2012    Vol 2904 - Bain Pain

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow GOP - sticking with Romney?
Arrow Williard: "I want an apology"
Bruce, McCartney told to shut up
Arrow Obama POUNDING Romney with ads
Arrow Oakland Slams Pot Crackdown
Arrow Romney the ‘only man’  for me to poop on
Arrow Still on 90210 - Jennie Garth



"An American vessel fired on a boat Monday off the coast of the
  United Arab Emirates, killing one person and injuring three..."
   a U.S. consular official in Dubai.  

 Let's all say a prayer (just kidding) that this isn't the start of a war.

 Apparently one of the Revolutionary Guard mosquito boats got too close
 to one of our ships and the captain ordered his troops to fire.

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GOP - sticking with Romney?
His campaign is shit - is it time for Sarah?

Romney has more problems than a monkey on a rock.

For one, there's something in his tax returns that looks really bad.
He's taking shit by the tonnage - even from his own party - but he's sticking to
his story that it's none of the voters' business how he acquired a quarter-billion dollars.

You can't do that.
Once the fire starts, there's only one way to put it out.
Romney is making the same mistakes made by Gadafft and Assad in Syria.
There's only one way out of this tunnel and Romney's sworn he won't take it.

For two, Romney can't say where he worked from 1999-2002 Why?
He swore to the FCC that he was "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer,
and president" of Bain those years  Plus Bain paid Romney at least $100,000 in salary in 2001 and 2002,

So what's the problem?
From 1999-2002, Bain was chewing up companies and spitting their bones out the window
so Romney has to say, "Not when I was there," so he's sticking to his latest story.

Once again, Romney's caught in the tractor's nuts.
Once the fire starts, there's only one way to put it out.
There's only one way out of this tunnel and Romney's sworn he won't take it.

So Willard the Rat has two medium-sized crisises (crisi?) on his hands and in both cases
he's said he's not backing down, even tho backing down is the only way out of the tunnel.

Hey Mitt - stay in the tunnel - that works for us.

Willard is still the presumed nomintee, but that presumption looks shaky at best.

Is there still time for someone to step in?

Or will the GOP just eat their losses and give that you-know-what another term,
which means a surrender on health care and a possibly Leftward-turning president.

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Williard whines: "I want an apology"
Obama tells him "fat f-ing chance, Dog-on-Roof"

Mitt Romney demanded Monday that Obama back away from his persistent attacks on
Romney's record at Bain Capital, advising that it would be better "if you spent some time
speaking about your record."

ha ha

The guy running the worst campaign since ...McCain is giving Obama advice?
Have you seen the polls, Willard?

You're f-ing DYING out there - and this is all you got?

"You should apologize!"

Is that what you're going to say to Ahmahandjob when he launches missles?

Romney was asked about statements by Rahm Emanuel, that he simply "stop whining."
Romney said, "The best offense is to look at the president's record.
He just hasn't
been able to do the job he was going to try and do."

Oh God, he sounds like John Kerry (Not a compliment.)

Does Willard even know how to fight in a campaign?

He's fighting like a Massachusetts Democrat (not a compliment.)

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Someone paid for a banner ad - but I can't remember who or what it is.
Sorry about that - could you send me a Memo-to-Dumbass e-mail?

Bruce, McCartney told to shut up
They cut off The Boss in mid-sentence


The two singers had been performing in Hyde Park on Saturday evening when their microphones were cut off.
Sir Paul had joined Springsteen on stage at the Hard Rock Calling music festival following a performance by
the American rock star that had lasted more than three hours.

The US singer greeted Sir Paul saying “I’ve been waiting for this for 50 years.”
But after singing two Beatles hits both performers were forced to leave the stage in silence
after their sound equipment was turned off - meaning they were unable to thank the audience.

It's one thing to screw up.

It's another thing to screw up when the whole world finds out about it.

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Subject: Amazon Link

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that it says Bartcop, but then I search and browse around for what I am looking for
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Is there some way to know or am I to trust that Amazon is not screwing you over
like every other big fucking corporation does?

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Scot, thanks for that.
The only way I know to make it work for sure is to locate your item, copy the name,
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Obama POUNDING Romney with ads
Rock his world, don't let up for a second
Maybe tear his f-ing soul apart   ...but that wouldn't be nice


An unrelenting Obama jabbed at Willard's record with Bain in an ad that aimed to keep Romney
on the defensive just as the 1-percenter's campaign hoped to take advantage of poor economic data
to gain an edge on the incumbent.

Obama met Romney's plea for an apology for the attacks with a mocking ad ( ha ha) that charged that
Romney shipped American jobs to China and Mexico, that Romney has BIG money in Switzerland,
Bermuda and the Cayman Islands, and that as Massachusetts governor, he sent state jobs to India.

"Mitt Romney's not the solution. He's the problem," the ads says
 as f-ing Romney is heard singing "America the Beautiful."

ha ha

This ad is playing on the little cable channels we watch, like HGTV and History.

The ad made me laugh out loud - Romney singing is like Dukakis in a tank.

BTW, the Obama campaign is pitching a shut-out so far.
Willard can't get any traction, they're keeping him on his heels.

Pound that bastard, Barack!
Then pound him some more.

You want to win this by TEN, then you can claim "mandate!"

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Subject:  Brush with Greatness


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They are poisoning our water - how do we know for sure?
Because the Bush bastards gave them permission.


Cheney calls Romney the ‘only man’ able to lead through a crisis like 9/11
Meaning he probably wouldn't freeze up like Der Monkey Fuhrer


"There is always, sooner or later, a crisis, totally unanticipated. You can't plan on it, you don't know what
it's going to be, but if you go through the campaigns and study the history books and talk to all the experts,
sooner or later there's going to be a big surprise, usually an unpleasant one," Cheney said, citing the memory
of the 9/11 attacks. "When I think about the kind of individual I want in the Oval Office in that moment of crisis,
who has to make those key decisions, some of them life and death decisions, decisions as the commander in chief,
who has the responsibility for sending our young men and women in harm's way. That man's Mitt Romney."

Absolute partisan stupidity.

The Smirking Chimp said he didn't care about bin Laden, didn't think about him much,

then Obama took control and he said, "I want that bastard's head on a pike," and did that.

What's Romney going to do in a crisis?

Buy a company, borrow $18M against it, lay everyone off and then dump the carcass?

Trust me, Ol' Bart has better foreign policy credentials than Dog-on-Roof.

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"Romney couldn't be confirmed as a dog catcher, because a dog catcher're at least going to want to look at his income tax returns,"
Harry Reid, showing us he's not the spineless wimp we think he is
,      Link

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Subject: Demo-backstabbers

BC - Happy to see that my blues-of-blue-dogs Rep. Tim Holden (Pa. 17)
actually did the right thing this time and voted against the repeal.
He’s too often on the other side of the board.

<>Keep hammerin’,


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What is today's Mystery Car?

Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, that's is a '54 Buick Wildcat dream car, or "concept car", as they used to call them.  - 

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Oakland Slams Pot Crackdown
Why is Obama so eager to get involved?


Officials in Oakland rebuked federal prosecutors (they mean Obama) for seeking to shut down
a medical marijuana dispensary in the latest clash over (Obama's) crackdown in Western U.S. states.

The criticism came a day after federal prosecutors
announced lawsuits seeking to seize two
properties housing the Harborside Health Center.

"I am deeply dismayed that the federal government
(Obama) would seek to deprive Californians of
this vital medicine," Oakland City Attorney Barbara Parker said.

"These actions will force patients into the underground market of street corners and back alleys,
undermining public safety and endangering their health and lives," Parker said.

I wish our president would spend more yime trying to create jobs and less time
fucking with people who are dying and trying to deal with the side effects of chemo.

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Subject: trip report

Hey Bart, really loved part 2 of trip report, especially the video of the river.
Make me want to put it on an endless loop to relax.
 Tina the Pillar

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They're hiring in Tulsa

Pizza Hut is looking for managers.
So is Braum's, a local ice cream/dairy chain, and McDonalds.

I'm not saying these are good jobs, but they're good jobs if you
have no other income and you need to put food on your family.

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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana


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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo 


  Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that is is Rachel Smith, Miss USA.
Who didn't watch the pageant?
 John from Charlotte

Somebody should put her on TV.

Plus, I'm glad she beat Miss Tejas.

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  Last Issue's Mystery City 

Bart, that's Pierre North Dakota.
Goddamn these are easy...

You were the only one who got it.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery  is the usual religious idiots burning Beatles albums
after they heard Lennon say that they were more popular than Jesus.  Who knew that John
was actually talking about the guy who sold him tacos in El Paso.

I did not know that  :)

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