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Weekend-Monday, July 28-30, 2012 Vol 2912 - #Romneyshambles
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Quotes
"Mitt Romney wondered aloud whether London was ready for the Olympics, and I think it's clear
that voters in this country wonder aloud whether Mitt Romney is ready for the world... To go overseas,
stand in the country of our strongest ally–and the Olympics that they've been preparing years for–and
question whether or not they're ready, does make you wonder whether or not he's ready to be commander
in chief... I thought it was embarrassing for our country."
-- former Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs, Link
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Scalia throws another hissy
Why can't he act like an adult?
Link
Scalia continued to whine and pout about Obama's Affordable Care Acton Sunday.
A central provision of the law is the "individual mandate" that most Americans obtain health insurance by 2014
or pay a penalty. The ruling found that this penalty "may reasonably be characterized as a tax" and thus would
be constitutionally permissible under the power of Congress to impose taxes.
"There is no way to regard this penalty as a tax. ... In order to save the constitutionality,
you cannot give the text a meaning it will not bear," Scalia said.
"You don't interpret a penalty to be a pig. It can't be a pig."
Hey Tony, nobody cares what you think.
The court ruled, you lost, so get over it.
Grow up and act like a man.
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Romney's London Flub Replies
The Brits learned to hate him in one day
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"We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active,
bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold
an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere" - PM Cameron, meaning Salt Lake City...
"Mitt Romney is perhaps the only politician who could start a trip that was supposed
to be a charm offensive by being utterly devoid of charm and mildly offensive."
-- London's The Telegraph
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Subject: Romney needs to put America first
Mitt Romney would like to suck up to the Israelis and come back with a lot of money and support.
It's easy to say that America has a solemn duty and a moral imperative to back up Israel with regard to Iran.
But if Romney is going to be the President of the United States he has to learn that his first solemn duty
is to America and it is America, not Israel who decides if we are going to war.
We have to make it clear to Israel, like Obama did, that if Israel wants America's help then Israel has to
accept America's leadership and that America is run from Washington, not Tel Aviv or Jerusalem.
America decides what wars we get into or don't get into.
And if Israel goes rogue then we will only back them up if it is in America's best interest to do so.
Marc Perkel
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Chick-fil-A PR Dude Dies
Angry God calls him home for being a dick
Link
Chick-fil-A's VP of Public Relations Don Perry died "suddenly" Friday morning, the company confirmed.
Perry was based in the Atlanta area and worked in Chick-fil-A's corporate communications department.
Perry's death comes amid controversy this week over hateful comments that Chick-fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy
made against God's gay children and marriage. Cathy told the Baptist Press that he was "guilty as charged"
for supporting "the biblical definition of the family unit."
In response to the backlash, Arkie handjob Mike Huckabee organized a Chick-fil-A Hate-A-Faddot Day,
calling on people who hate God's gay children to eat at Chick-fil-A next Wednesday.
"Let's affirm a business that operates on hate and divisiveness and whose executives are willing to take a
stand against faggots by simply showing up and eating at Chick-Fil-A on Wednesday, August 1," Huckabee
wrote on the Facebook hate page created for the event.
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Marty always has good stuff.
NRA-backed law killing soldiers
But the NRA is sacred so screw those soldiers
Link
US military commanders are trying to cope with an epidemic of suicides within the armed forces.
Officials are frustrated by a recent law, backed by the NRA, that makes it difficult to talk to soldiers
about personally owned firearms. US military commanders are increasingly expressing frustration
with the NRA for blocking vital measures to keep troops safe.
The controversy revolves around the surge in suicide within the armed forces. The Pentagon is facing
an “epidemic,” Defense Secretary Leon Panetta told lawmakers this week, with some 206 US troops
suspected of taking their own lives so far this year.
“That is an epidemic,” he said. “Something is wrong.”
The problem is that a new NRA-backed law prohibits them from talking about weapons and safety.“
I am not allowed to ask a soldier who lives off-post whether that soldier has a privately-owned weapon,”
Chiarelli says. The NRA law requires that if the soldier denies that he or she is thinking about harming
anyone, then the commander cannot pursue the discussion further, he adds.
This will continue as long as the Repugnants are for sale
and as long as the Democrats are too spineless to speak up.
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Quotes
"Somebody figure out how to fucking get Scott Hairston out!. He stinks! Jesus Christ!”
-- Philly radio announcer Scott Franzke, thinking they had gone to a commercial Link
Bristol: I need the spoplight sooo badly
Back on DWTS, swears she doesn't hate faggots
Link
"You know what? I like gays. I'm not a homophobic and I'm so sick of people saying that,"
said the 21-year-old single mom and attention whore. "Just because I'm for traditional marriage
doesn't really mean I'm scared or anything of anyone else and I don't hate anybody.
Then why aren't you married?
"People are gonna make up stuff about me no matter what and whatever," she whined.
"I'm gonna go dance and I'm gonna have fun and I'm just gonna go have fun on this show.
And it's not about politics, it's not about traditional marriage and anything like that. It's just
about dancing, and it's gonna be fun, and that's all I have to say about it."
That's s
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Subject: why not trade with Cuba?
Politics, of course. The wealthy Cubans who fled Cuba along with their money bags
would like to have their plantations and corporations back, so there will not be any
improvement in relations as long as they continue to lobby ( payoff) their congressmen!
It is so Boneheaded only the good ole USA could perpetuate such a policy.
It is so obvious that opening up trade and tourist would hugely benefit the Cuban people,
the last thing they need is the expats dispossessing them again.
JW
If we flooded Cuba with Camaros, McDonalds and Britney Spears
the communist government would fall within a year.
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What is today's Mystery Car?
Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1948 Tucker.
In fact, it's *this* 1948 Tucker:
John S
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Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1948 Tucker.
In fact, it's *this* 1948 Tucker:
John S
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Satan: "Palin was a Mistake"
Link
Cheney has some advice for Romney: Don't pick another Sarah Palin.
In his first interview since receiving a heart transplant in March, Cheney said McCain's decision
to pick Palin as his running mate was "a mistake" - one that it is important from Romney not to repeat.
Cheney has privately offered some advice to both Romney and Beth Myers, who is leading Romney's
search for a runningmate, on the process. Cheney was harsh in his assessment of McCain's decision to pick Palin.
"That one," Cheney said, "I don't think was well handled."
"The test to get on that small list has to be, 'Is this person capable of being president of the United States?'"
Cheney believes Sarah Palin failed that test. "She'd only been governor for, what, two years.
I don't think she passed that test…of being ready to take over. And I think that was a mistake."
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Subject: Romney horse at the Olymics
Ann Romney's horse just insulted the Olympic judges.....did 20 seconds
of his routine and told the judges " I've given you people all you need to see."
Mario M
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How can CNN be Saved?
Link
Surely, the first step is to fire the biggest douche on all of TV.
"They call me Douche Blitzer..."
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Subject: wrong end of telescope
Bart,
Maybe the whole gun control argument in this situation should be secondary. Please hear me out.
If you take a look at these mass shootings, the thread, other than the obvious firearm connection,
is the mental health issues these men had.
From the man who shot Gabby Giffords, the psychiatrist at fort hood, the misfit out in (Denmark?)
to this waste in Aurora. With the stigma attached to mental health care in this society, coupled with
the fact that mental health issues take a way in the backseat to the physical kind.
And we all know about that issues unimportance.
I mean if you're sick and you don't have insurance go to the emergency room right?
I suggest that this, is a health care issue rather than a gun control issue.
Maybe we should be looking at the problem through that glass, and we can kill two birds with one stone.
P
In America, we choose to not solve our problems.
We'd rather wallow in them and say, "Woe is we."
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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Sounds like a joke from Blazing Saddles.
We're looking at Portland, OR.
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Nobody got last issue's Mystery Celebrity.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Nobody got last issue's Mystery Celebrity.
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Back in the summer of 2000, America's biggest problems were
what to do with the surplus and how to punish Clinton for Monica.
Then Bush stole power and reversed America's course.
Today's Wildlife
Photo...
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Subject: Guns
I responsibly own firearms for home protection and varmints.
No assault rifles or 100 round clips.
The US military is supposed to fight our wars. Not yahoo tea baggers
with tinfoil hats, 50,000 rounds of ammunition and a reloading factory in their basement.
Maybe the families should sue: The NRA, The Republican Party,
the dickweed state and federal legislators who just don’t get it.
And Ted Nugent just for sport.
Ron S
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Link
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Subject: Guns
I responsibly own firearms for home protection and varmints.
No assault rifles or 100 round clips.
The US military is supposed to fight our wars. Not yahoo tea baggers
with tinfoil hats, 50,000 rounds of ammunition and a reloading factory in their basement.
Maybe the families should sue: The NRA, The Republican Party,
the dickweed state and federal legislators who just don’t get it.
And Ted Nugent just for sport.
Ron S
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that is the monument to Texas independence at San Jacinto.
Not seen in the photo is the leaky battleship Texas.
Mike C
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Shirley looks a little like Kate Beckinsale there.
She can look good when she wants to.
She just doesn't care to look good when
you pay your hard-earned money to see her.
Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
BART!
That's Miami Steve Van Zandt, Garry W. Tallent, Bruce Springsteen,
and Danny Federici at the Stone Pony in New Jersey circa 1975.
Hammer on!
Gino
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that is the monument to Texas independence at San Jacinto.
Not seen in the photo is the leaky battleship Texas.
Mike C
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Shirley looks a little like Kate Beckinsale there.
She can look good when she wants to.
She just doesn't care to look good when
you pay your hard-earned money to see her.
Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery
BART!
That's Miami Steve Van Zandt, Garry W. Tallent, Bruce Springsteen,
and Danny Federici at the Stone Pony in New Jersey circa 1975.
Hammer on!
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