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"It's not that Romney struck out against a major league pitcher. He struck out playing t-ball.
This should have been easy and it wasn't for him, apparently."
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Romney must Lurch right
Demand recently-emboldened teabaggers
who also claim they're not Left or Right

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The stunning Texas victory of Ted Cruz, a young Teabagger over Gov. Perry's candidate for a Senate seat,
has already so emboldened the 'bagger movement that activists are warning Romney to get on board.

"These 'baggers are going to force Romney to the right," said Andrea Shell, a bagger spokeswoman.
"That is our entire mission."

Cruz won the Texas Republican primary Tuesday night. In Texas, Democrats don't even f-ing bother.
This new bagger is the latest in a string of bagger candidates to tap into we-hate-niggers faction within
the Republican Party and overcome the steep odds and deep pockets of more sane candidates.

Riding a wave of recent successes in the House and now also the Senate, bagger groups are eyeing
control of both chambers, a prospect, they say, would force Romney, were he to win "to move to the right."

Romney, you'd better listen to these crazy teabaggers.
For them, your being an "extreme conservative" is not conservative enough.

You have to be bat-shit "Bachmann-style" crazy to please these handjobs.

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Chick-fil-A: Bring it on, Queers!
If attacking the values of half the country was good for business,
don't you think every major company would've done that by now?

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The brand once associated mainly with chicken sandwiches is now in the political cauldron.

Yes, and that means HALF your customers could easily leave you.
You think Huckafuck's little campaign can save you?
Enjoy your little boomlet while it lasts.

Chick-fil-A issued a statement three days after Cathy’s comments: “Going forward, our intent is
to leave the policy debate over same-sex marriage to the government and political arena.”

No, it doesn't work that way.
You can't say "Fuck you faggots" and then say "I take it back" afterwards.

“We are one country divided by politics,” says marketing consultant Laura Ries.
“Coming out strongly on one side or the other is hitting the third rail of branding.”

A spokesman for Domino’s Pizza said: “We’re not a religious company.
We’re not a political company. We’re a pizza company.”

True - Chick-fil-A is no longer a company that sells chicken.
They are the "fuck you, faggot" political company about to go out of business.

I might drive by the Chick-fil-A drive-in window today and place a dozen sandwich order
with mustard on six of the sandwiches and extra-ketchup on the other six - and then drive away.

By the way, what fucking year is it?

Why are some trogs still hating God's gay children?
Did God make a mistake when he created those awful gays, Dan?

"Hi, I'm Dan Cathy, President of Chick-fil-A.
I hate faggots and you should, too. If my kid turned faggot,
I'd kick her dyke lesbo ass to the curb, just like Jesus wants."

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Hey asshole, NOBODY is asking you to "promote" any fucking thing.
We're just asking you to tear down your Wall of Hate.

If the Scouts didn't allow Blacks, you'd be OK with that too, I'll bet.

And if they don't allow gays, how is calling that "an anti-gay policy" off base?

Thank Koresh assholes like you are dying faster than you can reproduce.

Protect the boys first?
You assume gays are more likely to molest your kid than straights - not true.
Medical science says a hetero is more likely to drag your kid into the bushes.

YOU are putting your kid at greater risk by hiring heteros ONLY to play with your kid,
but you say we shouldn't focus on that issue? I'm glad you're not my Dad.

The Boy Scouts didn't make this an issue?

When a gay tries to sign up, they tell him "Gays need not apply,"
How is that not making homosexuality an issue?

One other thing - those assholes at Chick-fil-A?
They're made their gay hatred into a Free Speech issue.

Hey guys, who said you weren't allowed to be vicious gay-haters?

Nobody, that's who, but since all you have is hate, you had to INVENT an issue
to rally around so you decided to fabricate this Free Speech horseshit.

Wait, let me guess:
The people who won't allow you scream slurs at gays
are the same people who prevent you from praying, am I right?

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"Col Sanders" slams gay-hating Chick fil A

Romney's Insult-the-World tour

Remember when Obama went to Europe in 2008?

It turned out a little different than Romney's recent diplomatic disaster.

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Subject: Portland

Bart,

My husband and I moved from Chicago to PDX in 2004 and lived there for 3 years until
a job opportunity brought us back to Chicago. We have regretted leaving Portland ever since.

I even miss the grey, drab October to May rainy period. Summer and early Fall are big payoff though.
I think that's why there are so many microbreweries! George H. W. Bush's staff dubbed Portland "Little Beirut"

Like any place else, you have your right-wing douche bags, but they are mostly outside of PDX.
You have beaches, mountains, desert, forests the whole package. We are saving up to return someday.
Take a long weekend - I'll bet you can even get a direct flight on Southwest to check it out.
Best of luck to you and Mrs. Bart.
Kathleen

We plan on doing that. We'll have a realtor show us some homes, too.
I guess we should wait until the dreary rainy season to check things out.
"Dreary rainy season" sounds great when it's 113 and the lakes have dried up.

Subject: Portland

Hi Bart~ I think Portland would be a great fit for you and the Ms.

Although I live two hours north, near Seattle, there are many similarities between the two Pacific cities.
Great farmers markets, great restrauants, beautiful mountains and near proximity to the ocean.

The weather is mild....cloudy and drizzly during the winter and spectacular spring, summer and fall (usually)
Personally, I like the clouds, its easy on the eyes and the drizzle keeps everything green.
We had a friend visit from Tejas once, and she could not believe how green it was here.

You asked about insurance; In Seattle we have Group Health (non-profit) and in OR
there is Providence (non-profit). Or whatever you get from your employer. What does Ms. Bart do?

Mrs Bart writes then types real estate contracts.
They have real estate in Portland, right?

Portland has a great Metro light Rail....called MAX, I'm sure you could google portland max
and check it out. I used to get from my suburban girlfriends house in Troutdale straight to downtown.

Also, in Oregon there is NO sales tax. I'm sure they have other taxes, though. Living in Seattle,
I just made it a day trip to go have dinner in portland and buy my big screen at an area costco.
Saving the tax paid for the dinner.

Your fans here in the Pacific Northwest are eagerly awaiting your decision.
Randy/Vashon

I can't stay in this (literal) hellhole another summer.

Maybe we should move to Colorado Springs...

They're getting 81 degrees and thunderstorms?

I'm so old, I remember when Oklahoma had rain...

This is usually one of the busiest stores in town, with not enough parking,
but when it's 113, people stay inside so the place was deserted.

Yes, it's 113 f-ing degrees in the city where Jim Inhofe lives.

"It summer - what did you expect?" says Inhofe.

Well Jim, I didn't expect to see new heat records set every day/week/summer/year.

If this keeps up, f-ing Portland will be in tripple digits in twenty years.

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Better question, how likely is Oregon to continue to have sane pot laws?
I don't need to settle in and then have some handjobs start a recall election.

Is there anything that could stop me from getting a card?

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Bart, that is Katy Perry at a rooftop pool in Miami Beach, Fla. on July 27, 2012.

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Last Issue's Mystery City?

Hi Bart,
My first reaction was St. Louis – but then I wondered why
St. Louis would have the London Eye in the background???

The riverboat most have got lost from the Mississippi to the Thames…

In the right background are the Tate Modern Gallery (used to be an Assyrian-style
power station) and the IPC building, where I once worked on the 27th floor.

I think the building to the lower left of these is the Daily Telegraph building,
purveyor or right-wing B.S. Oh, and the bridge is London Bridge.

There’s a rail station to the left of it; every morning hoards of commuters
stomp across it to their banking jobs in ‘the City’…

This place is twice as crowded with the Olympics going on!
Keep swinging away,
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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery

That is Gary Cooper showing Frank Sinatra just how it's done for Frank's 1956 movie "Johnny Concho."
John from Charlotte

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