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Wednesday,  August 15,  2012    Vol 2922 - Grecian slaver

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Romney's big energy gaffe 
Arrow VA. Pastor guilty of kidnapping
Pot: Not Just for Losers
Arrow Obama is angry and deperate?
Arrow GOP Frets Over Ryan
Arrow Obama's Electoral Votes at 333
Arrow Thin, hot and rich - Paris Hilton



"I can't wait to hear if Mitt Romney endorses the part of the
 Ryan Budget where he loses in a landslide because of it."
   --  LOLGOP, in a tweet

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Romney's big energy gaffe
Three Rethugs call him crazy


Now that Mitt Romney’s campaign has officially declared his desire to kill tax credits for wind
while maintaining tax credits for super-wealthy oil and gas industries, Midwestern Republicans are not happy.

Tom Latham (R0IA) said Romney’s decision “shows a lack of full understanding of how important
the wind energy tax credit is for Iowa and our nation.”

Sex Offender Chuck Grassley, the man working to get an extension of the tax credit for wind,
said he thinks “people that didn’t know what they were doing said it.”

Republican Governor Terry Branstad also had strong words for Romney’s campaign, saying they
“need to get out here in the real world and find out what’s really going on” before screwing Wind.
The wind industry supports 7,000 jobs in Iowa and makes up 20 percent of the state’s electricity.

That Romney is a job-killing machine!

The poor bastard has nothing, so he lurches from one wild-ass accusation to the next,
hoping that pundits stop asking him about Romneycare and his taxes and his overseas trip disaster
or his "Russia is the real enemy" delusions and, now he's gotta deflect all those Medicare questions.

Mitt, why not save the money and get out now?

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Poor Willard, the facts are never on his side.

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VA. Pastor guilty of kidnapping
He "saved" the child from a lesbian parent


A pastor from Virginia was convicted Tuesday of helping a woman flee the country
when she was on the brink of having to turn custody of her young daughter over to
the woman who was once her partner in a Vermont civil union.

The jury issued its verdict against the Rev. Kenneth Miller. The case has drawn broad
attention because of the legal and religious questions it raised about same-sex unions and
child custody, and because the whereabouts of mother and daughter remain unknown.

Miller, 46, was charged with aiding in international kidnapping for helping Lisa Miller and
her daughter, Isabella, leave the country in September 2009, a month after a judge indicated
he would turn custody of the girl over to Janet Jenkins if Lisa continued to defy visitation orders.

Kenneth Miller showed no emotion as the verdict was read and will remain free pending sentencing,
although he was ordered to surrender his passport.

After helping a capital; crime criminal flee the country, he's free pending sentencing?
Something tells me this guy isn't going to see any jail time.

"I am willing to accept the consequences of my actions," said Miller, who could get three years.
"I am at peace with God. I am peace with my conscience and I give it over to God, and at the
same time I respect the decision of the court."

But tere is no God.

All you are is a hate-crime kidnapper.
You fucking stole a little girl from her legal guardian.

You better hope I'm right about there being no God because if there is one,
you're going to spend eternity in Hell playing cards with Atwater, Nixon, Helms and Russert.


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"Mr. President, you did not kill Osama bin Laden, America did. The work that
  the American military has done killed Osama bin Laden. You did not,"
   --   Navy Seal claimant
Ben Smith, calling out Obama "for bragging,"   Link

 Hey claimant, can you provide the clip of Obama making that claim?

 When Jon Stewart calls you guys out for lying, he plays the actual clip.
 If you can't provide that clip, then Karl Rove has waisted his money.

 Oh, and do you want to bet $100 your Swift boating lies won't work?
 You're not running against John Kerry this time - asshole.

 One other thing - the only braggart who shot his mouth off
 about shit he didn't get done was your Monkey - asshole.


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Subject: Ryan's tax returns

Bart, I read that, in the same announcement as Ryan stated that he would share
no more than two years, that he had given Romney vetting processors SEVERAL YEARS 
of his tax returns. Didn't you just figure it would be that way.
  John in OH

Maybe somebody should point out that Ryan couldn't get on Romney's ticket until
he surrendered his tax returns - so why doesn't that logic hold for Romney?

Romney had to show McCain ALL his tax returns to try to get on McCain's ticket
but he can';t show us what he showed McCain?

For all we know, Romney's taxes is why McCain had to turn him down.
The last thing McCain needed was a super-rich VP who didn't pay taxes for ten years.

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"I think Ryan is a very bold choice. And an exciting and interesting pick.  It’s going to elevate the
  campaign into a debate over big ideas. It means Romney-Ryan can run on principles and provide
  some real direction and vision for the Republican Party. And probably lose. Maybe big,”
   --  former President George W. Bush senior adviser Mark McKinnon.     Link

 Seeing a Republican tell the truth is as rare as catching lesbian snow leopards in foreplay.

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Romney: Obama is angry and deperate
Poor bastard has nothing to attack with but smoke


“This is what an angry and desperate presidency looks like. President Obama knows better,
promised better, and America deserves better,” Romney told a roaring crowd of about 5,000
Ryan supporters in Chillicothe. “His campaign strategy is to smash America apart and then try
to cobble together 51 percent of the pieces. If an American president wins that way, we all lose.”

Romney added, “Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate
back to Chicago and let us get about rebuilding and reuniting America.”

I almost (but not quite) feel sorry for Dog-on-Roof.

Nobody in America has ever seen Obama's temper, not evenm when that backwards,
toothless handjob screamed "Liar!" at Obama in front of an entire nation watching on TV.

As far as deperate, the last FOX Whore News poll has Obama up by NINE.
Why would a nine-point leader be desperate, Willard?

I understand Romney's frustration.
He's going to be another McCain, another Bob Dole.

Worse, this is Romney's only shot and he knows he's blowing it so I expect megatons of
desperation from the loser, the guy who choose to run with the Butcher of Medicare.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

I'm so old, I got to see Willie Mays play live,
before baseball banned him for (Gasp!) taking
a retirement job with
(Gasp!) a casino.

Oh Lordy Lord, how did baseball survive?

Baseball is so fucked, their #1 and #2 Home Run heroes 
are shunned as is the best hitter of all time.

Hating their heroes - does that mean baseball
is mostly made up of Democrats?

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Pot: Not Just for Losers
Legalization has not led to kids using


“Kids at play, keep the pot away!” they chanted as the procession marched in Anaheim, California.
Upset over a new medical-marijuana dispensary in their neighborhood, about a hundred residents
protested on a Friday night in February 2011. They were concerned that children would be exposed
to marijuana if the dispensary stayed opened. One demonstrator held a sign that said, Yes kids, no pot.

Although medical-marijuana dispensaries were not associated with an uptick in crime and in many cases
they helped to revitalize California neighborhoods, the presence of reefer retail outlets sometimes met
with local resistance. Kids were a key concern. Federal and state authorities maintained that marijuana
deserved special criminal sanctions because of its presumed danger to children. Anti-marijuana laws
entailed additional penalties for pot crimes within a thousand feet of places where kids regularly gather,
such as schools and playgrounds.

This is just too absurd to address, but I'll try anyway.

Do you have liquor stores in your town?
Liquor kills 10,000 people a year - pot kills nobody.

Do you have shops that sell sex toys?  (These days, Wal Mart sells vibrators)
Apparently, Anaheim wants their toddlers getting off sexually.

What about power tools, are they allowed in Anaheim?  Should we ban chain saws?
I'll bet you get X or XXX porn on your TV - isn't that bad for kids?

What about the pills that Mom needs to get thru her day - should those be banned?

I'll bet you have swimming polls in Anaheim - do you want your kids to drown?

Anti-pot debate points are 100% horseshit, yet they rule most of America.
There are no rational arguments to ban pot, we just do it to please the non-existent God.

America is cauldren of religious insanity and I'm sick of that.

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Sarah Palin Nude


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Obama ahead with 333 Electoral Votes
Yet Willard claims Obama is desperate

  Notice how Obama leads in the civilized states while Romney leads in states wracked by
  religious-insanity, obesity, poverty, teen pregnancy and gun deaths?  The poorest states
  will vote higher taxes for higher taxes to give billionaires ANOTHER tax cut - WHY?

Obama retakes Florida in the most recent Electoral College map projection, giving him a 333-215
electoral vote lead over The Kolob Kid.   The change entirely is once again due to Florida.
This week a new ooll shows Obama ahead by five in Florida. 

Yes, Romney chose to run with the Butcher of Medicare, so he'll lose Florida AND the White House.


Professional Gamblers have Obama with almost a two-to-one advantage on winning

You can always trust the gamblers because their goal is winning, not lying.

If the Sunday morning pundits had to bet $10,000 every time they made a prediction,
they would alllllll be saying, "Obama is going to win the White House this year."

But they are paid by the Right to lie, so they do.

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Ryan called stimulus wasteful, then asked for some
He makes other politicians look like f-ing Lincoln


Paul Ryan has been one of the harshest critics of Obama's stimulus plan. But months after Congress
approved the nearly $800 billion package, he was trying to steer money under the program to his home state.

Rep. Ryan wrote letters in 2009 seeking stimulus grant money for two Wisconsin energy companies.
One of them received $20.3 million from the Energy Department to help homes and businesses improve
energy efficiency, according to federal records.

So, Ryan LIKES big government when he gets a slice.

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Subject: Dallas Cowboys

Bart, I was hoping to be able to counter your slam that the Cowboys
hadn’t won a playoff game in 15 years with a claim that the Lions have done so. 

Unfortunately, the Lions have not won a playoff game since 1991. 
Do you know who they beat in 1991? 

The Dallas Cowboys.
 Sue in Michigan

I love the Lions, especially when they play Dallas.

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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, we're looking at a 1959 Cadillac 2-dr Hardtop.
  Doug J

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GOP Frets Over Ryan
Looking forward to 2016?


You’ve heard them on television and read them on POLITICO — cheerful, defiant statements
from Republican political professionals about Mitt Romney’s bold masterstroke in tapping Paul Ryan
as his running mate, and turning the 2012 presidential race into a serious, far-reaching debate about
budgets and the nation’s future.

Away from the cameras, and with all the usual assurances that people aren’t being quoted by name,
there is an consensus among Republican operatives in Washington: Romney has taken a risk with Ryan
that has only a modest chance of going right — and a huge chance of going horribly wrong.
In more than three dozen interviews with Republican strategists and campaign operatives,
the most common reactions to Ryan ranged from gnawing apprehension to hair-on-fire anger
that Romney has practically ceded the election.

I agree.
Barring a last-minute economic crash, Obama should have this won.

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Really, Skinhead Joe?
We should shoot suspected immigrants?

That would be... anyone with dark skin?

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Nobody got arguably the hottest woman in pop music - Nicole Scherzinger?



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Subject: Ryan and Gurus


"Beware the person who has read one book"
    -- Confucius

Paul Ryan says in effect that his guru is Ayn Rand.

Ayn Rand also had a guru - a man who knew what he wanted,
and remorselessly went out and got it -- he a serial killer...

This is old news for some of us, and I probably first learned of it
on Marty's site, but 'tis time to let others learn of it now...

Plenty of additional references online...
 James in Alhambra, CA

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's mystery city    

Hi Bart, that is Rio de Janeiro
Rio sunbathers taking in the night airs just off the Copacabana.
Pete NZ

Hey Bart,
That would be a photo of Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro.
In the distance is Pão de Açúcar (Sugarloaf Mountain). 
You can take a cable car to the top and get a great view of the city below.
   RJ Heaney, nomadic pillar

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery    Link 

That is Hall a Fame boxer and Detroit native Tommy "The Hitman" Hearns. 
Tommy fought everybody in the middle weight division. But he is most famous
for the first three minutes when he fought Marvin Hagler in las Vegas in 1985.

Tommy was just recently added to the boxing hall of fame and sadly had an IRS auction last year
billed as the "battle of his life" where he sold most of his cherished boxing and personal possessions.

He lived on the opposite side of the rouge river from my father's house in Southfield.
I used to see Tommy jogging in front of a black Lincoln when I was very young.
 Robert B


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Martha Stewart went to prison for doing exactly that...

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