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Thurs-Friday,  August 23-24,  2012    Vol 2926 - Lurching right

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama win means 'Civil War
Those rat-bastard Repugnants
Priest caught in the act
Arrow Eva Longoria to speak at DemoCon
Arrow Mom released after 16 years
Arrow Don't screw with L.L. Cool J.
Arrow Clooney winner Stacy Keibler



"I want women to control their own health choices, just like I want
  my daughters to have the same opportunities as your sons."
   --  Obama, in a fund-raising e-mail

"I think old white men in Washington DC should control a woman's health choices,
  just like I think Washington has no business regulating Wall Street."
   --  the guy whose ass will be severely kicked by Obama in November

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Obama win means 'Civil War'
Texas judge more racist than most Tejans


As if the negative political ads aren't enough, now a county judge in Lubbock, Texas,
predicts possible "civil war" if President Obama is re-elected.

Judge Tom Head was on a local TV news show making his case for a tax increase,
when he said hiring extra sheriff's deputies would especially be needed if Obama wins in November.

"He's going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N.,
and what is going to happen when that happens?," Head asked.

"I'm thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe.
And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking
Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.

"Get rid of the guy?"

I assume the Secret Service is watching this loon.
Christ, you Teabaggers are insane and everybody knows it.

Why is the world do you think Obama's going to turn America over to the UN?
That's bullshit and you know it - that's just an excuse to hide your racism.
You might as well claim Obama's going to turn us over to the Martians.

Texas - they're worse than Oklahoma (not a compliment)

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Those rat-bastard Repugnants
by Robert Reich 


Ryan's proposed budget, approved by almost all House Republicans, is also an exercise in fanaticism.
It replaces Medicare with vouchers that won't possibly keep up with rising healthcare costs - thereby
shifting costs directly on to the elderly.

That budget also harms the poor and rewards the rich, but does little or nothing to reduce the federal
budget deficit. Over 60 percent of its spending cuts come out of programs for lower-income Americans.
Its tax cuts for the rich reduce revenues by $4.6 trillion over the decade while saving the typical millionaire
hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
The GOP's looniness doesn't even stop there. Republicans remain unwaivering in their support of state
laws allowing or encouraging the profiling of Latinos. And unrelenting in their war against gay rights.
It's not just women, seniors, budget hawks, the poor, Latinos, and gays who are catching on to their extremism.
Americans who don't fall into one of these categories are becoming alarmed, too - as they should.


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I think every time they say "Didn't build it," we should reply,
"legitimate rape" and see how long they want to play that.

Just like every time they say "Democrat party"
if we replied, "Republicunts" trust me - they'd soon stop.

Christians love rape-crazy Akin
That is, until their daughter is raped and
impregnated by a man of color


   "Is yo daughter home?"


Akin has carved out only a small legacy on the Hill, he has made loyal allies among conservative
legislators and Christian groups. Now — after he has been rejected by most of the GOP establishment
 — these are the friends he has left.

“I definitely believe that he should still be a member of Congress,” said Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.),
who has worked with Akin in fights against abortion. “If everyone truly understood this man,
and knew this man like I do . . . they would be honored to have him as a congressman.”

Did you hear?
The GOP invited Akin to stay away from NaziCon 2012.

He told them he'd be happy to attend.

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Eva Longoria to speak at DemoCon
Latinos know Romney hates them


Eva Longoria is taking her support for Obama to the next level.
The 37-year-old actress will be speaking at the 2012 Democratic National Convention in Charlotte,

"This is how I try to live my life day to day and this is what I see in everything President Obama does.
Whether he’s fighting for affordable healthcare and access to education, or supporting small businesses
in the hispanic community, over the last three years he’s worked to reform our immigration system,
to give everyone a fair shot at the American Dream."


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Subject: Questions about God

I am the founder of the Church of Reality. The Church of Reality is a religion based on making
a solemn personal commitment to the pursuit of the understanding of reality the way it really is.
I am committed to believe in anything that actually exists. Science is my Bible. In my life the desire
to understand reality is sacred to me. Reality comes first in my life and my moral values are based
on the axiom the the pursuit of the understanding of the universe, the way it really is, has value.
To me - Reality and Truth are the same thing.

My questions to the Faith Based Community is, assuming that the above statements are my sincerely
held religious beliefs, will God reveal himself to someone like me? Can one find God on the path of
the pursuit of the understanding of reality? Is it possible for me to find God in the real world where
God is observable by non-believers? If not - why not?

Can a Realist find God without having to give up putting reality first?
Or - is belief without evidence a requirement?
  Marc Perkel

Remember what Archie Bunker said?
"Faith is when you believe in something that nobody in their right mind would believe in."

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Priest caught in the act
Reminds me of Jeffery Dahmer


This story almost sounds like a parody, like some twisted SNL skit, but unfortunately, it's real.
Around midnight last Sunday, some people were out in their yard, wrapping up a barbecue,
when a 12-year-old boy came barrelling down the street, begging for help, saying that a man
was chasing him.

A few moments later, a man did, in fact, appear in his maroon underwear, no less, trying to get
the boy to come back with him. Heather Rodriguez and her brother-in-law knew better than to
hand over a scared, shaking boy to a suspicious man in his underwear, and decided to get the
cops involved.

It's a good thing they did, too, because the "suspicious man" who was chasing the boy
was a priest who had just allegedly sexually abused the pre-teen.

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Subject: If Isaac Visits NaziCon 2012...

If Isaac pays a visit to the GOP convention in Tampa next week do you think the GOP will
thank the men and (God forbid) women of the taxpayer-funded National Weather Service for
warning them so they can change plans, protect their expensive cars or flee?

Will they pray and give thanks for the extra publicity God is giving them about the evils of abortion
and health care for all, etc. ? Will they thank God if it misses them and claim God heard their prayers
and is a card-carryin’ GOP voter?
  David in Savannah, GA

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Marty always has good stuff.

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"Don't boo - vote!"
   --  Obama, after ripping the Repugnants in a speech in Las Vegas    Link

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Mom released after 16 years
Crooked cops claim she killed her son

Kristine Bunch was basking in the warm Indiana sunshine for the first time Wednesday
following 16 years behind bars for a murder she said all along she didn't commit.

Jailers released the 38-year-old woman less than a half-hour after a judge granted her bail
at the suggestion of prosecutors. The state plans to try her again on murder and arson charges
for the 1995 fire that killed her 3-year-old son.

The whirlwind that followed her arrest in 1996, when she was accused of setting the blaze
that destroyed her mobile home and claimed her son Tony's life.

The Indiana Court of Appeals last week ordered the local court to allow Bunch's release on bond
while she awaits her second trial. The appeals court ordered a new trial in March, finding that the
evidence used to convict her was outdated, weak and wrongly withheld from the defense.

Bunch's attorney said prosecutors "did exactly the right thing" by asking for a low bond, but he
was disappointed they still planned another trial in light of scientific advances that he said suggest
there was no real evidence of arson.

We see this again and again and again.

Crooked cops and crooked prosecutors can fuck with anybody they want.
And when they get caught withholding PROOF the guy was innocent,
they say "My bad" and then they fuck the next guy.

And this was a decent-looking white lady.

How many THOUSANDS of "worthless niggers" died in prison for crimes they didn't commit?
Or are we talking about hundreds of thousands of innocent victims?

It's not even a crime to knowlingly frame a guy in "the world's greatest country."

Doesn't that make you sick?

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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car   Link

Bart, that's an Austin Healey 100-4. 
They were in production from 1953 to 1956.
  Tom in Lynchburg, Virginia

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Don't screw with L.L. Cool J.

  "Mama says break your jaw..."

LL Cool J plays a cop on TV, but that doesn’t mean he won’t kick your ass if he
catches you trying to steal his stuff.  LL recently discovered a would-be burglar
in his house and broke the guy’s nose and jaw in a “knock-down, drag out fight.”

“There was a brief physical confrontation between the two,” he said.

Afterward, LL Cool J called police and the prowler was taken into custody and
transported to a local hospital.

Yes, I believe the confrontation was brief.

We saw that new Bourne movie ( liked it) and it always kills me when these
"trained assassins" need to hit a guy 20-25 times to make him stay down.

I doubt LL Cool J had to hit this guy 20 times.

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Subject: a note of thanks

Bart --

Just want to thank you for the absolute number one best wildlife photo ever in today's Bartcop! 
It just doesn't get any better than a sheltie puppy.  I ought to know -- I've had quite a few over the past 4 decades.

I wish I could afford to support you with more than compliments, but I'm a single elderly woman
on a fixed income, most of which the Republicans would like to deprive me of, so all I can do for now
is read and recommend (that's how I found you, by the way -- a co-worker said "you gotta read this guy!")
and hope for a better future for all of us.

Keep on swingin' that hammer!

Rose, thanks for that.

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Bart, you wrote:

"Earth's future literally lies in the hands of maybe 100,000 women in Missouri."

You know Bart had you said this even 10 years ago I would have written you off as a nut job.
As usual though, you are sadly correct.

Earth can't withstand another free market fisting by these far-right money-grubbing ball sniffers.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Amanda Bynes
  Mark with no last name

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Today's Wildlife Photo...     


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Subject: Paul Ryan and Stimulus during Bush's rule

Bart, you wrote:

*So, if the difference isn't race, what is it?

I think Ryan was just in a self-induced coma through the Bush-Cheney years; as were so many republicans.
They loved the stimulus packages under W. but all of sudden they came out of their coma,
saw a "Black" man was president and lo and behold they had the perfect one to blame for everything.

How easy was that? Oh; that republican party is slick and dumb like a Fox!!!...
If that wasn't racist, nothing would be.

Oh yes: I'm going to vote for Claire McCaskell.  Of course, I was going to anyway;
Akin, the woman hater,  is trying to take us back to the 20's or further.
He's probably  one of the worst republicans on this earth.
  Marian in Missouri

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's mystery city    

Bart, that looks to me like Paris, France.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery    Link 

Hi Bart,
Would that be former St. Louis Cardinal pitching legend (as well as former Harlem Globetrotter) Bob Gibson?
 David R in St. Charles


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