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Weekend-Monday,  Sept 8-10,  2012    Vol 2934 - String back

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow GOP Menu: Obstruct and Exploit
Obama - Why So Strong in Ohio?
David Gregory, NBC's GOP Whore
Arrow Monkey Mail from Jason
Arrow Fuck Dave Marsh, whoever he is
Arrow It's Wrong to not slur Clinton
Arrow Still on Top - Marilyn Monroe


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"The DNC narrative arc: Michelle Obama was foreplay, Bill Clinton was pure sex,
  and Barack Obama was the cuddle in the afterglow."
       --  The Rude Pundit, in a Tweet

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GOP Menu: Obstruct and Exploit
by Paul Krugman


Remember the American Jobs Act? A year ago Obama proposed boosting the economy with a
combination of tax cuts and spending increases, aimed in particular at sustaining state and local
government employment. Independent analysts reacted favorably. For example, the consulting
firm Macroeconomic Advisers estimated that the act would add 1.3 million jobs by the end of 2012.

There were good reasons for these positive assessments. Although you'd never know it from
political debate, worldwide experience since the financial crisis struck in 2008 has overwhelmingly
confirmed the proposition that fiscal policy "works," that temporary increases in spending boost
employment in a depressed economy (and that spending cuts increase unemployment).
The Jobs Act would have been just what the doctor ordered.

But the bill went nowhere, of course, blocked by Republicans in Congress. And now, having
prevented Mr. Obama from implementing any of his policies, those same Republicans are
pointing to disappointing job numbers and declaring that the president's policies have failed.

Well why didn't Obama mention that in his speech?

I wrote maybe a year ago if Obama had sent a jobs bill to congress every single month,
by convention time he'd be able to say, "I sent 36 jobs bills to congress and Paul Ryan and
the GOP radicals blocked all 36 of those jobs bills and THAT'S why you don't have a job
and THAT's why I need a Democratic House so we can get you the jobs you need?"

I listened to Obama's speech more closely that most Americans - he didn't say that.
I wonder why?

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now that they fired this racist, brainless clown?

Obama gets a slight bounce
All Romney got was a cardboard box

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David Gregory, NBC's GOP Whore
He loves dancing with his friend, Karl Rove

Did you see Willard's appearance on Meet the Whore?
Gregory let him non-answer every goddamn question.
The interviewer might as well have been a Romney staffer.

What loopholes will you close?

"All the big ones and bad ones."

But which onmes, specifically?

"I've already answered that."

Oh, OK.
You've promised to balance the budget.
How are you going to do that by cutting taxes and spending more on defense?

"Revenues increase when you lower taxes."

Oh, OK.

Romney didn't answer one question - excerpt for the "What's your favorite tree?" questions.

And then they had a roundtable to talk about how cutting-edge his interview was.
Do they think they're fooling anyone?

David Gregory is either a Republican or he's the worst interviewer in history.

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Obama - Why So Strong in Ohio?
It's the auto industry, which Obama saved


So why is Obama doing as well as he is in Ohio — particularly when compared to other 2008 swing states?

Everything in this election starts and ends with the economy, and Ohio is no exception. And, things are
looking up in the Buckeye State.  Unemployment is 7.2 percent, about a point below the national average.
And it’s down from where it was about two years ago, when 10.6 percent of the state was out of work.

A key pillar of Obama’s pitch in the state is the impact of the auto bailout.
Obama’s campaign has been running ads promoting the program as a success,
and he’s been talking about a lot it on the campaign trail.

“John Kasich says Ohio is fourth best in in job creation, America — which got folks kind of confused,
because if it’s all Obama’s fault and nothing is going right, what’s going on in Ohio?” said Obama at a rally.
“Now, I guess the theory was that it’s all the Governor’s doing. But I think we need to refresh his memory
 — because a lot of those jobs are autoworker jobs like yours.”

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 Subject: Are we better off that we were 4 years ago?

 Republicans are asking the question, "Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?"

 If you don't think we are better off then vote Republican because the Republicans are
 going to take you back there. But if you think going back to Bush is a bad idea then
 vote for the Democrat and let the recovery continue.

 The Republicans dug a very deep hole and it's going to take a long time to undo the
 damage they did to America. I don't think you'll find anyone who will trade where
 we are to go back to where we were 4 years ago.
   Marc Perkel

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Fuck Dave Marsh, whoever he is

So I'm crusing in the Bartmobile Saturday, probably, and I turned on my X-M radio.

Stern was a repeat and I wasn't in the mood for Douche Blitzer so I tried The Left Channel, 127.
That's the channel that broadcasts my good friend Mike Malloy so I hoped to be entertained.

I was not entertained, I was insulted by some evil c-word named Dave Marsh.
He was a lot like the vulgar Pigboy, but without the Pigboy's class and fairness.

First, he got off on a rant about how evil Bill Clinton is.
Murderer, child-killer, rapist, you know, the usual stuff Democrats say about him.

I figured hey, half the party hates Clinton's fucking guts, so I figure I just got one of those Democrats.
Then he goes all the way back to 2008 to go over the wildly untrue horseshit charges that Bill Clinton
is the evil race baiter who tried to destroy civil rights in America when he unfairly attacked The Black Man
becauee his racism was so overwhelming he just couldn't help himself.

OK. I'm still with the program - many, many, many Democrats wish Clinton would die.
I get that - I'm used to it.

But then he goes off on f-ing Obama.

"Obama has had ONE good day in four years."
"BOTH parties are inherently evil and will kill you."
"Both parties will rape you."

He claimed he voted for Obama, so I guess he's one of those hug-the-wall Lefties
that can only see Obama's failures.  Once again, he compares Obama to some mythical,
perfect president who never existed and he f-ing HATES Obama's guts.

I listend from 12:05 to about 12: 45 and all he did was scream personal insults at Clinton and Obama.
Mind you, we're on X-M Radio's LEFT channel, home of Stephanie Miller, Big Eddie, Thom Hartmann etc.

Doesn't it figure the Democrats would have a Democrat-hater screaming "rapist" at Clinton and Obama.

Not only do we eat our own, not only do we HATE our heroes, we hire lefties to scream "Rapist!"
at BOTH Clinton and Obama in the middle of a political campaign. 

You'd never see the Right do this - this is behavior we own exclusively.
How did I get stuck in a suicidal party like this?

Who is this I-hate-myself Dave Marsh?

I tried to look him up but it's a pretty common name.

I eventually found something about "famed rock n roll writer Dave Marsh turns political," but I've
read an awful lot of rock n roll magazines over the last 40 years and his name doesn't ring a bell.

Plus, the guy made the assholes at FOX look sympathetic.

I heard 3-4 callers and they all told Dave Marsh the same thing:

"Dude, you're a fucking loon - what's wrong with your brain?" and his answer was always,
"If you disagree with me, it's because you're too stupid to understand OR you haven't been paying attention!"

He scolded one guy for not immediately recognizing the Green Ticket nominees this year - as if!

But my favorite moment of I'm-too-smart-for-you condescension was when he told a caller. (I wrote it down)
"You must be deaf and dumb or maybe you're caught up in Obama's voodoo spell."

Can you believe The Left would allow some handjob this crazy to speak for our side?

How did Mr. Hates-Clinton and Mr. Hates-Obama get to speak for us Democrats?

Sirius XM should fire that asshole and give me a shot on their channel.  I need a job  :)

I guarantee I could debate people without accusing them of being under some voodoo spell and in the 40 minutes

I listented to this asshole, he ONCE mentioned Romney saying, "He was a hedge fund corporate raider,"
but that was nothing compared the the constant litanty of lies he hurled at Clinton and Obama.

The last caller I heard was trying to build a bridge between Dave Marsh and sanity. He said,
"Dave, I agree with much of what you say but the two parties are NOT the same. If the Democrats
  kill ten people, (stupid analogy) the Republicans will murder 100 people." to which Marsh replied,
 "It's still murder," leaving the GOP off the hook for their endless global crimes.

ANYONE who says "both sides do it" is covering for the GOP.

They still want you to believe getting a blow job from an intern is so much worse
than lying America into two wars and sending 6,000 soliders to their early graves.

Mass murder and oral sex are NOT two equal "crimes."

Dave Marsh is one of these "Alan Colmes Democrats"
who can't shut up about how awful Democrats are.

Fuck Dave Marsh, whoever he is.

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 Subject: Medical pot mess

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It's Wrong to not slur Bill Clinton
American media should be ashamed of themselves


Piers Morgan took to Twitter before Clinton's speech was even halfway through.

"Already the best speech of either convention," he tweeted. "An oratorical genius
right up there with Churchill, Kennedy, MLK and Mandela."

That's wrong - you can't say good things about a Clinton - it's not done.

He was hardly alone. "I'm giddy," said Ed Schultz after Clinton's speech.
"Bill Clinton never ceases to amaze," said CNN's Douche Blitzer.
"Just an amazing speech," said CBS' Bob Schieffer.
He was "filled with vitality," ABC's Diane Sawyer said.
"An amazing performance," evaluated MSNBC's Steve Schmidt.
It's probably the moment that re-elected Obama, raved CNN's Alex Castellanos.

And the latter two are moonlighting Republican operatives.

Four years ago, Bill Clinton was a raging racist and the enemy of Black people.

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 Subject: RE:Vol 2933 - Big Dog Rocks

  Hey Bart,

Thank you very much for the compilation of tweets and quotes that led off Thursday's Tequila Treehouse.
The effort it took to gather all those comments and then turn them into a narrative of the Big Dog's speech was brilliant.

The timely and detailed response to events like Clinton's speech is what internet blogs do best. is the best of the blogs.
Keep hammerin'

  Mike, thanks for that.

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Read all about it!

  on the Bart Blog!

So stupid and so typical...

First, no American who was alive that day can forget 9-11-01.

How crazy is it to build a trillion dollar memorial to something nobody can forget?
And now it's ONLY going to cost $5M a month to make the water fall?

Somebody smelled money and they're going to to get super-rich off of 9-11
but only if the 11 years of childish bickering start to come to a close.

America, we just don't want to do things the right way.

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 Subject: You do a great job

You are doing a great service to America with your site.
If I wasn’t disabled and on the “evil” US government’s “socialist’s” social security,
I would be destitute or worse. I worked 35 years and paid into the social security
system before my disability. The right wingnuts can call it entitlement but I see it
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Thanks for trying to get the message out to the middle class that they need to vote their interests.
They won’t regret it if they listen to you and other like-minded people.
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Sometimes Nature has a temper.

I'm thinking HOAX - outakes from 1971 rehearsals

But, remember that live Zeppelin DVD that some of us bought?

Rumor has it Zeppelin is releasing their official footage from that night
to "combat" the unofficial release many of us already are enjoying.

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Speculation is that III means in 3 days
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Robert Plant - the oldest man in music.

Today's Mystery Car Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's a 1961 Cadillac hardtop coupe, one of seven body styles that year.
They offered only one engine and one transmission, and air conditioning was optional.


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Tom Daubert gets 5-Years Probation
I forgot he helped WRITE THE DAMN LAW


A long-time medical marijuana advocate who faced federal prison time for his involvement in
a statewide medical marijuana business received a five-year probationary sentence.
Prosecutors say (You have to take all this with a grain of GFY) in early 2009 Tom Daubert joined
in the Montana Cannabis medical marijuana business. It was a big success and federal agents seized
numerous weapons during a March 2010 raid. 

Why not just accuse them of being a front for al Qaeda?
Wouldn't that save time?
Daubert told the judge he backed out of the business four months before the raids because it started
taking up too much time and he didn't like where the business was heading. He said he knew some
employees had weapons for protection, but he didn't know how many they had until after the raid.
Daubert helped write Initiative 148, which set a national record in its margin of public support for
a compassionate statewide medical marijuana policy. Daubert later founded, and until recently,
directed Patients & Families United, a non-profit public education and support group for Montana
medical marijuana and pain patients, and Citizens for Responsible Crime Policy, a non-profit
education group focused more generally on drug policy issues.

So, Tom was very successful at writing passable marijuana laws?
Maybe that's why he needed to be made into an example?

But we got the outcome we wanted (Of course, I can't speak for Tom) so I'm willing
to drop this until the next licensed merchant gets raided for no goddamn reason.

Congrats, Tom!


  Subject: No prison for me


My strategy in court worked, and the judge sentenced me to five years on probation
-- but no prison and no house arrest.  All things considered, a very good deal given that
the prosecutors were pressing for 6-8 years in prison and that the maximum possible sentence was 20 years.

Here's a decent article about the sentencing hearing:

Best wishes and thanks for your support,

Tom, that's terrific news.
I'm glad we don't have to spend the next 6-8 years trying to get you out :)


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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, last issue's Mystery Celebrity is Stacy Keibler, Clooney's girlfriend.
  Joe D

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He had a point - the Bush Bastards even stole Geromino's bones
so they could have something creepy to celebrate their global crimes.

Today's Wildlife Photo...     


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This from Andy B

Chuck thinks only Righties should write letters to the editor.
Shame on Marc Perkel for having opinions and an e-mail account.

Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's mystery city    

Bart, it’s NYC, with Central Park in the middle, looking from the Harlem side toward downtown.

It reminds me, though.  I recently picked up a copy of Godspell in the $5 bin at FYE. 
They filmed the movie while the WTC was being built, and even shot one scene on the top
of one of the towers.  It’s eerie to look at the buildings now-they show a close up of the top
of one of the towers and it is really difficult to watch that scene and not think of the people
who were either jumping or waiting to die on 9-11.

The fun thing about Godspell is that Jesus is played by a very young Victor Garber
- a guy who is now openly gay.  Some changes over time are sad and some are wonderful.
  Sue in Michigan.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Red Adair, fighter of oil well fires.
John Wayne played him in the movies.
 John  A

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