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Tuesday,  Dec 11,  2012    Vol 2983 - Dankest

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Attacks Against Susan Rice
Afghan female official killed
The GOP's Lost Civilization
Arrow Pot Smokers Get Nod to Light Up
Arrow Hostess Bosses Raided Pensions
Arrow Shopping Amazon Helps Bart
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"There is something like an emerging consensus on gay marriage.
  Three states recently endorsed same-sex marriage initiatives.
  Quite literally, the opposition to gay marriage is dying. It's old people."
      --  George Will, apparently seeing the light,      Link

  In the voting booth, the same people who approve of gay marriage approve of legal pot.

  Too bad our progressive president is still with the dying-off cave people on this subject.

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The Phony Attacks Against Susan Rice
by Gene Lyons


Even in a news environment dominated by melodramatic, often bogus, group narratives,
the Susan Rice affair stands out. What began as a tragedy in Benghazi has degenerated into
a classic Washington farce: with Fox News and its allies pushing GOP political correctness,
politicians faking indignation for TV cameras, and “mainstream” pundits advancing a false
storyline for dramatic purposes.
This is a crazy way to choose a Secretary of State. Unless we’ve degenerated to the point
that the dopiest possible answer to a problem is always the default option.   ha ha
I hold no particular brief for Susan Rice. Obama can nominate her to replace Hillary
or he can nominate somebody else. It’s all the same to me.
Maybe a touch of nostalgia is even in order. To see a Washington media pile-on this
transparently phony, one would have to hark back to 2000, when Al Gore supposedly
claimed he’d invented the Internet. Or to even to 1996, when Hillary Clinton’s indictment
in the make-believe Whitewater scandal was supposedly a done deal.


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Afghan female official killed

Five months after her predecessor was killed


Unknown gunmen shot dead a senior female government worker on Monday,
five months after her predecessor was killed in a bomb attack.

Violence against women appears to be on the rise in Afghanistan, which activists and
some lawmakers blame on what they say is waning interest in women's rights on the
part of President Hamid Karzai's government, claims he denies.

Nadia Sediqqi, acting head of the women's affairs department in Laghman province,
was killed as she headed to work in the capital Mehtar Lam, said a governor's spokesman.

They don't respect women?
I'll repeat my earlier call to free the women of Afghanistan.

Let's relocate every female who wants to escape and let those religious
conservatives screw their sheep and their goats for a few generations.

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Subject: 9/11

Dear Bart:
I'm mostly with Pat on this one.

As they teach in medical school, "when you hear hoofbeats, think 'horses,' not 'zebras.'"
Yeah, we know what happened on 9/11.

Obviously, Bush and Cheney took the opportunity to invade Iraq, which is what they
wanted to do since the Clinton administration.  But that's a different issue.

The Bush administration was so busy planning to invade Iraq, they screwed up
the intelligence pointing directly at an imminent attack.

That's what happened.  There's no other grand conspiracy.
 Stu the Lawyer

 So, it's your opinion the Bush bastards were cooperative and forthcoming on their 9/11 testimony?
 You say the Bush bastards have nothing to hide concerning 9/11?

 You and I disagree on this topic.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Why is the press cool with not asking that question?

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GOP's Lost Civilization
  by Herr Dragonmess

The Mayans were right, as it turns out, when they predicted the world would end in 2012.
It was just a select world: the G.O.P. universe of arrogant, uptight, entitled, bossy, retrogressive white guys.
Just another vanishing tribe that fought the cultural and demographic tides of history.

Someday, it will be the subject of a National Geographic special, or a Mel Gibson movie, where archaeologists
piece together who the lost tribe was, where it came from, and what happened to it. The experts will sift through
the ruins of the Reagan Library, Cheney’s shotgun casings, remnants of triumphal rants by Dick Morris on Fox News,
faded photos of Clint Eastwood and an empty chair, and scraps of ancient tape in which a tall, stiff man, his name
long forgotten, gnashes his teeth about the 47 percent of moochers and the “gifts” they got.

Instead of smallpox, plagues, drought and Conquistadors, the Republican decline will be traced
to a stubborn refusal to adapt to a world where poor people and sick people and black people
and brown people and female people and gay people count.

But they can't change.
Hate is what they stand for.
They bond over how awful it is to have to share "their" country with "them."

What are they supposed to do - suddenly accept women, Blacks and gays as equals?

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Subject: NYPD: Blacks Rob Old Woman In Elevator

Obama's sons are at it again...

That's so racist.

Be sure and run 8 more stories about sweet little Trayvon, you anti-white race traitor.
  Jenny who hates Blacks

There are a lot of differences between you and me but here's one of them:

You think if a guy's got nothing else to do, it's perfectly acceptable for him to grab
his gun and jump in his pickup truck and go hunting for some unarmed niggers.

Ypur hero said he had to get out of his truck to read the street sign because he had no idea
where he was - certainly he was not defending his property or "standing his ground."

I think murdering animals like Zimmerman belong in cages.

 Send e-mail to Bart

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Pot Smokers Get Nod to Light Up
Governor signs law on "historic day"


Pot smokers formally gained the right to light up in Colorado on Monday as Governor John Hickenlooper
signed into effect a measure legalizing marijuana for adults in what proponents hailed as a "historic day."

Hickenlooper's signature put Colorado on a possible collision course with Obama, who f-ing HATES legal pot.

"Voters were loud and clear on Election Day," Hickenlooper said. "We will begin working immediately
with the General Assembly and state agencies to implement Amendment 64."

Hickenlooper, a Democrat who had opposed the amendment but said he would respect the will of voters,
had been required by law to issue the executive order, or "official declaration of the vote," within 30 days
of certification by Colorado's secretary of state on December 6.

That's exactly how President No-Respect-for-the-Voters should handle this,
by saying
he was against the law but he's going to allow Colorado to set their own course.

You won the election, Barack - what are you afraid of?
Are you afraid history will say you respected the will of the voters?

  Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: fund-raising idea

Bart, there are prob a lot of artists that visit your site….
How about if we each donate one pc of work for you to auction off?

A photo print……or a sketch…. could be a good way to raise some $$$$$$$$ for the site.
I wish I could send cash but biz is slow and I have 3 kids to put food on.   ha ha
  Mario the Photographer

Mario, that's a good idea.
The artists would get some exposure, too.

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BTW, I'm lost about how to handle this - anyone got any ideas?

 Subject: No Art Auction on EBay

Good god man, don’t do that!  Lolz   They’ll republican your profit.

It’d be so much easier and better for your bottom line to do a silent auction via your website. 
Just setup a page with the pictures of things available for auction. 

Link to the artist’s site so the bidder knows we aren’t liars and TeaBaggers. 
Post an end date to bidding.  Post a link to your email that fills the subject line
with the name of the artist (so you know what they are wanting).

Have people email directly with a bid.

At the end date, the biggest number wins. 
They pay you, you email us, we ship.  The end.

Ebay can suck it.  I hate Ebay.

I like that idea.
Please re-send your art pictures unless I already have them posted 

If you sent a link and said, "Pick something," I will.
Maybe next issue we'll get started on this.
Thanks to Kathy!

  Send a photo of your to-be-donated art to Bart

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Let's Put Presssure on Obama
Make him Stop his Senseless War on Pot


Now that recreational marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Washington, Obama is weighing
his options, and, reportedly, none of his options seem to be “let the voters decide, because it’s harmless.”

Instead Obama is looking to have a judge declare the state regulations invalid, or are out to browbeat states
into recriminalizing the demon weed by withholding federal money. (A similar strategy got the drinking age
raised to 21 in every state, though it required legislation.)

Andrew Sullivan is not thrilled. There is some talk of “giving them hell.”

Libertarians have been mocking the liberal Obama supporters dumb enough to think he secretly supported
legalization, but most of the liberals I know have always been aware that the president’s been awful on
drug war issues. We just hoped he’d be persuadable, or susceptible to pressure.

Why does Onama have to be worse than Bush on this?

He "looked forward" when the Bush bastards and Wall Street stole millions of homes,
killed millions of jobs and emptied the savings accounts of millions of families,

...but he cracks down on pot and poker as to they were ruining people's lives.

  Send e-mail to Bart

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Today's Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that is a 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix.
  Rob in Cleveland OH

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Fiscal Cliffhanger (Official Trailer)

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Don't Look Down


 Bonus - In what city was yesterday's Don't Look Down photo taken?

 Having stood there many times myself, I can tell you that is the CN Tower in Toronto!
 Keep swingin' that hammer, Bart!
 Dan in Northampton, MA

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 Subject: You are an offensive mf. You seem so rational in other ways

I give up Bart. Do you hate all black men, or just the ones who have enjoyed some success?


 Or is it that you don’t mind if they’re black, as long at they are not also part Chinese?

  You nailed it!
  I could forgive him if he was Black OR Chinese, but together?  No way!

  You seem to think a man's skin color is the ONLY thing I might find offensive about someone.
  As if his childish tantrums and cock-of-the-walk demeanor were traits everyone should love.
  As if his fist-pumping when he makes a six-foot putt isn't bad enough...
  As if his treating dozens of women as his personal property was acceptable...

  He never gave a damn about civil rights, even tho HE got a pass and he snubbed Clinton
  at the White House because he thought he should've been invited BEFORE he won the Masters.

  Geez, there's no end to the reasons one might dislike
  Mr. I'm-so-rich-I-don't-spend-any-of-my-golf-money
  I'm coming up on Issue 3,000 and you've been reading me for a decade or so.

 You still don't have the slightest clue who I am?

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Hostess Bosses Raided Pensions
And that's apparently legal under US law

  The Whore Street Journal      

Hostess said it used wages that were supposed to help fund employee pensions for the company's
operations as it sank toward bankruptcy. It isn't clear how many workers were affected by the
move or how much money never wound up in their pension plans as promised.

That means they stole a lot more money than they're letting on.
It's like BP saying, "There's a slight trickle of leaking oil," before
pleading guilty to lying their asses off about the size of the mega-gusher.

After the company said in August 2011 that it would stop making pension contributions,
the foregone wages weren't put toward the pension. Nor were they restored.

The bastards filed for bankruptcy protection in January and shut down last month following a strike
by one of the unions representing Hostess workers. A judge is overseeing the sale of company assets.

Oh sure, blame the greedy workers who wanted their 30-year pension plans funded as promised.
Don't mention that the bosses gave themselves million dollar bonuses just before shutting down.
You can always depend on the Whore Street Journal to give you the anti-family side of the news.

Gregory Rayburn, Hostess's chief executive officer, said in an interview it is "terrible"
that employee wages earmarked for the pension were steered elsewhere by the company.
"I think it's like a lot of things in this case," he added. "It's not a good situation to have."

The maneuver probably doesn't violate federal law because the money Hostess stole
didn't come directly from employees, experts said.

"It's what lawyers call betrayal without remedy," said lawyer James P. Baker.
"It's sad, but that stuff does happen, unfortunately."

Yes, it happens every day in American business.
If there's no penalty for raiding workers' pensions, expect that to keep happening.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Know Your Classics   New Feature!


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, I know that classic!  It's Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte.
  Guy in Council Bluffs, Iowa

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Sarah Palin Nude


Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

That's Madonna, VERY early Madonna.
 Tony in Philly

Bart - her mouth and eyebrows give it away. 
That is a young and very hot Madonna.
  Jeff H

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  Kitty is not happy.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Frank Zappa displaying a drawing he made as a senior
in Antelope Valley High School in Lancaster, CA.

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Subject: Bart, I have an offer for you 

Bart, I will donate $250 as “sweetener” for December contribution matching,
 Eddy the OK Pillar

Eddy, thanks for that.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Hi Bart

That's the Gold Coast, south of Brisbane in Queensland, Australia.
Cheers mate.
 Colin in Australia


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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that is Jimi Hendrix, can't miss those eyes.
  Tom L


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