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Thurs-Friday,  Jan 3-4,  2013    Vol 2993 - Bunk nook

They already have but the GOP doesn't get it.
We're going to win again in 2016 - trust me.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Christie Blasts Boner, House GOP
FOX News is Still Crazy
Questioning Hillary’s concussion
Arrow What's the Gun Policy in Heaven?
Arrow Cowboys fans burn Romo's jersey
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"I don't remember the NRA saying that black teenagers
  should all be armed after Trayvon Martin was murdered."
    --  Chris B, via Drew M

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Christie Blasts Boner, House GOP
Boner denies aid to Sandy victims


Enraged over Congress' failure to approve disaster relief for Sandy victims, Chris Christie
unloaded Wednesday on Da Boner and Republican snarling dogs for putting "palace intrigue"
ahead of their official responsibilities.
Washington politicians "will say whatever they have to say to get through the day," Christie said,
adding that, as a governor, he had "actual responsibilities" -- "unlike people in Congress."
Christie, a potential 2016 Hillary victim, reserved his most blistering words for the Da Boner. 
He described Boehner, variously, as selfish, duplicitous and gutless for reversing course at the
last minute on Tuesday night and refusing to allow a vote on a $60-billion aid package before
the current Congress adjourned.

"My party was responsible for this," Christie said, charging that Boehner
was "trying to prove something. I hope he accomplished it."

That vote is now scheduled for Jan 15th so those without adequate
housing and heat can just suck it until Boner decides to help them.

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FOX News is Still Crazy

They owe Hillary an abject apology

  by Joe Conason


To most Americans, Hillary’s sudden hospitalization is an occasion for compassion, concern,
and urgent wishes for her full recovery. But for her perennially obsessed adversaries on the far right,
her illness is a moment of deep embarrassment – or ought to be.
Until Sunday, when Clinton entered the Hospital for treatment of a blood clot caused by a concussion,
her most irresponsible critics were suggesting that she might be faking the injury. The supposed reason
for such a diplomatic illness, according to (that fuck) John Bolton, was so that Clinton could avoid testifying
about the Benghazi attack.
Now it is worth reviewing the false suspicions that Bolton, other Fox News (bastards), the New York Post,
and assorted reactionary bloggers tried to arouse about her. The anti-Clinton mania of the 90s – which infected
mainstream media as well as right-wing propagandists – remains latent but highly contagious among certain
Republicans. And it remains just as reliant upon misinformation and deception now as it did back then.

If *I* ran the DNC there would be a price to pay for their social crimes, but the Democrats
are more interested in "getting along" and "being fair" so punishment is not even considered.

All in all, it's probably a good thing that Ol' Bart is not in charge of the DNC,
but I hate to see our Demo-peaceniks always turn the other cheek and then say,
"Thank you, Sire. May I have another?"
when the snarling dogs bite someone.

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Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?

So what happens when Texas secedes?
Will the Cowboys still be America's Team?

Also, the last time I looked at a map, the only place Texas was East of was California,
Arizona, and New Mexico. Move them bums to the NFC West where they belong,
with their natural rivals the 49'ers.

Stop using Texas textbooks.

*Disclaimer NY Giants fan (1967-present)

Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?

Hi Bart,
Tell your reader Thad that this is one of the reasons the Cowboys are no longer “America’s team.”

That and the fact that the Packers are the only team in the league that is community-owned,
not owned by a corporation or a super-rich capitalist pig like Jerry Jones.

Oh and btw, who will America watch again in the playoffs again this year, the Cowboys or the Packers?
It doesn’t take a poll to figure that one out – just ask Thurston about polls.   ha ha
 Greg in cheeseland

Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?

America's team is the one that plays in the nation's Capitol,

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Subject: Let's fight about Zeppelin


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If Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno (Nevada) just to watch him die,
why did he do time in Folsom Prison in Cully-fornia?

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What's the Gun Policy in Heaven?
by John Breneman


So I guess that whole Mayan calendar end of the world thing kind of fell flat.

Too bad, because I've always been quite curious about the Great Beyond.

I picture a place where everyone would "do unto others" against a backdrop of
brilliant blue skies and fluffy white clouds, with sweet triple rainbows every Wednesday.

There would be no pollution. And the atmosphere composed of nearly pure oxygen
would nourish our brains, allowing nearly everyone to believe in science and facts.

The whole place would not be run by rich people on the take from even richer people.
The economic system wouldn't be rigged. And everybody would have decent health care,
even though they wouldn't need it because — cancer? What's that?

The politicians would be reasonable, and they would compromise for the greater good.

People would always be aware of their surroundings, instead of spending half the time
staring into their phones and wiggling their thumbs.

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Old Dead Man’s New Year’s Suckin’ Eve


My wife, noting that Dick Clark’s name was still in the title of the show, asked rhetorically,
“So when Ryan Seacrest finally dies, are they gonna call this Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest’s
New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Seacrest’s Replacement?”

Yeah, probably.

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Subject: Kathy Griffin

Wow, Bart, I usually agree with you on everything,
but I thought that incident was really out of place.

If I was Anderson Cooper, who looked REALLY uncomfortable,
I would never work with her again. I liked her but will never look
at her the same. Really inappropriate, but maybe I’m a prude.

You're not a prude.

Yes, she went too far but CNN hired her to be outrageous and she delivered.
I liked it, but I don't have any kids in the house.

Maybe next year Anderson Cooper will be paired with Rich Little.

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Subject: Romo cologne

Have you heard about the new scent, Romo Cologne?

You use it, the other guy scores!

 Subject: Romo joke

 Bart, how do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?

 Mark Sanchez
   John the Alchemist


We shouldn't be joking about Tony Romo - did you hear what happened?

Police were called to his home Tuesday night. Apparently he was despondent
about his performance against the Redskins and he put a gun to his own head.

Luckily, he dropped it.

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We ARE accepting bids on Steve's fine art
and the opening bid doesn't have to be $200.

Subject: fund-raising with art

Bart --  I have attached a couple of photos for you: 

A black and white and a colored drawing -- pick one or use both if you wish.

People tend to be more attracted to color but I prefer my black and whites. 
I sell my drawings for $200 to give you an idea of the value I place on them.

Hope this idea brings in some cash for you...
 Steve in Nevada City, CA    See more of Stephen's art HERE

                   The Juggler is 9x12 and Beautiful Day is 11x11.5.

So, what would you bid for this original art?

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Cowboys fans burn Romo's jersey

Link with video NSFW - they are ANGRY

Cowboys fans blow up Romo jersey


Dad teaches son how to Burn Romo jersey


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Today's Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, I know that car, it’s a 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge Ram-Air III Coupe
  Steve in New Castle

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Nobody got yesterday's Classic line?

  It's from Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

  Just kidding... everybody got that one.

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Questioning Hillary’s concussion...
 by Melinda Henneberger at the Washington Hates-Hillary Post


Head injuries are no joke, but the backlash against those who initially questioned whether Hillary’s
concussion was for real seems like an overreaction, too; you don’t have to be hateful to have wondered
if she really had the flu and fell down right before she was supposed to testify about the security situation
at our consulate that was really just a house in Benghazi.

We know now that Clinton did not pull a Ferris Bueller to avoid testifying about the Benghazi attack.
But if she had, would we really have thought so much less of her for it?

Already, reports that describe Clinton’s condition as potentially life-threatening, though apparently
caught in time, sound a lot more serious than the word from her doctors. Would we really be shocked
to learn down the road that reports during her hospitalization had put a positive spin on her condition?

I have no idea what this idiot is trying to say.
She claims to be a Hillary fan but then she calls her every name but "white woman."

She seems to be saying the Clintons invented spin and nobody else has ever used it.

When Reagan got shot, we heard all the stories about him telling jokes
that kept the nurses laughing - was that Hillary's deception, too?

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Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

 Bart that is  it's Marilyn Monroe.  Looking super-sexy here, as always.
 Leo in Maryland

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I have $50 that says the Democrat will win the White House in 2016.
Who wants to bet on the women-hating, racist Teabagging Republicans?


"I missed intimacy. I think that's a really important part of a marriage,
  to be intimate with your partner. We didn't really have that. I love cuddling.
  We didn't even do that. He was too busy watching FOX News."
    --  Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife, Camille Grammer

  Really, Kelsey?
  You'd rather watch FOX News than get intimiate with your Playboy model wife?


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Subject: Bart the mind reader

Hey Bart,
Fascinating that you know what was in the mind of every aspiring musician.

> When a kid starts singing in a band, he wants to be Plant, not Jagger.
> When a kid gets his first guitar, he wants to be Page, not Jeff Beck.
> When a kid gets his first set of drums, he wants to be Bonham, not Keith Moon.

Are there certain dates when this happened or does this cover all of time?
Pretty sure my Son wanted to be the next Bob Dylan what do I know?

Enlighten your faithful readers with more of your mind reading skills,
I’m on the edge of my seat here.
  Doug in Sandy Creek

I'm no mind reader but I've been around for a while and I do have eyes and ears.

Are you claiming you've actually heard a young person say,
"Gee, I hope I can sing as good as Mick Jagger when I get older?"
"Gee, I hope I can play guitar as good as Jeff Beck when I get older?"  (reasonable)
"Gee, I hope I can play drums as good as Keith Moon when I get older?"

Maybe Sandy Creek kids are different...

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Subject: Hillary's fake illness

The only reason for Hillary to fake an illness is if she is afraid of Congress. 

I'm thinking she's not.
 Ruthann in Bean Blossom

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 Nobody got Shirley Manson?

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Bart, that's that's West Palm Beach, FL.  
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Southern sympathizer nut job and Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth.
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Bart, that’s John Wilkes Booth, founder of the modern Republican Party.
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