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Tues-Wed, Jan 8-9, 2013 Vol 2995 - Propinquitist

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Critics Slam Chuck Hagel
	Worst. Negotiator. Ever.
	War on Pot Losing Steam
	Boner Big Loser in Fiscal Cliff
	Pot Store Owner Gets 10 Years
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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"You quarterbacks get all the good-looking women. If you’re a youngster in Alabama,
start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with Pop.”
       -- Brent Muskburger, pointing out that Katherine Webb, the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend
          (and a former Miss Alabama) is hot. Muskburger was forced to apologize...       Link

I'm no fan of Brent Muskburger, but what was his crime?
Telling the truth? Miss Webb says she was not insulted.

It was a SUPER-boring game, Alabama was ahead 28-0 at half-time
so Muskburger was trying to think of something to keep people awake.
America has become a country where you can't say any-fucking-thing.

If she was un-attractive and Muskburger had said, "You'd think the natiuonal
championship quaterback could do better," THEN we should nail his ass.

Brent, you should've told your critics, "Blow me."

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Critics Slam Chuck Hagel
I'm shocked - I thought he'd sail right thru...

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Chuck Hagel's nomination is likely to set up a bruising confirmation fight. Critics on all sides
already have been complaining about Hagel, with the smarling dogs leading the charge.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous) predicted that Hagel would be "the most antagonistic secretary
of Defense toward the state of Israel in our nation's history" and called it an "in-your-face nomination."

Fox Nazi Brit Hume described the choice as "very peculiar," saying "Hagel did not have
"a particularly distinguished record."

And The KY Kid, Mitch McConnell, lied that Hagel would get a "fair hearing" and get some
"tough questions" in a confirmation process before being turned down.

Hagel is viewed with suspicion by Rethugs for past comments he has made calling on Israel
to negotiate with Palestinians and for his opposition to some sanctions aimed at Iran.
Since his nomination was floated last year, he has come under attack by Nazi scum.

He also has been criticized on the left for a remark he made in 1998 that a Clinton nominee
for ambassador was "openly, aggressively gay." Hagel recently apologized for that comment
and pledged support for lesbian and gay military families.

Hagel, an Army veteran with two Purple Hearts, said in a recent interview: "I'm not a pacifist.
I believe in using force, but only after a very careful decision-making process. ... I will do
everything I can to avoid needless, senseless war."

First off, *I* have no problem with Chuck Hagel.
He's one of the few half-sane Republicans and Obama was wise to tap him.

I don't get into that Israel mess, but as far as the gay remark, maybe when people
finally see the light and join us, we should say, "Welcome" instead of "Go fuck yourself."

The fun part is when Obama says, "I wanted to nominate a Black woman, but the GOP said
she was totally unacceptable, so I'm nominating a white Republican man. If they object
to Chuck Hagel, it makes me wonder if the sons-of-bitches will ever confirm anybody."

I predict Hagel will be confirmed.

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Worst. Negotiator. Ever.
Banksters to pay back mere pennies on the dollars

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Federal regulators announced an $8.5 billion settlement with 10 banks over foreclosure crimes.

The deal includes $3.3 billion in direct payments to borrowers as well as $5.2 billion in other
assistance, like loan modifications and forgiveness of deficiency judgments.

The crooked bastards involved are Aurora, Bank of America, Citibank, JPMorgan Chase,
MetLife Bank, PNC, Sovereign, SunTrust, U.S. Bank, and Wells Fargo.

Obama's formula for returning money stolen is usually around 4 percent, so I'm guessing
the bastards stole around $1.24 trillion dollars, making banksterism a very profitable crime.

And if YOU lost your home to these jackals, not to worry - Obama to the rescue.
He's going to get you about $1800 to replace the home they stole from you.

And why is $1800 for your home a fair settlement? Because Obama believes in
"looking forward" on crime unless it involves poker games or the devil's evil weed.

They're going to continue stealing because there's no reason NOT to.
If they get caught, Obama will make them pay back FOUR percent of their loot.

Why the fuck would they stop raping America
when Obama makes it so profitable for them?

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War on Pot Losing Steam
Old bastards dying off - what's Obama's excuse?

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The war on marijuana is dying and it’s about f-ing time.
There is no bigger waste of money and resources in all of law enforcement.

Failure is too polite a description for the long campaign to eliminate the pot trade.
A colossal flop is what it is. After four decades and billions spent, marijuana is
easier to get, and more potent, than ever.

Pot is now medically dispensed in 18 states and Washington, D.C.
It’s the largest cash crop in our largest agricultural state, California.

A legitimate pain reliever for cancer victims, medicinal marijuana is now available
for an assortment of other symptoms - it’s not terribly hard to get a prescription.

I recently read something that shocked me:
As of 2010, there were 856,000 Americans in prison for pot "crimes,"
and 85 percent of those are there for simple possession.

That's so shocking, it must be a misprint.

Shirley they mean someone was caught with ten pounds but he wasn't actually selling it
so they charged him with possession? I can't believe there are several hundred thousand
people in prison for simple possession of an ounce or less - that just can't be.

Belushi used to joke (circa 1977) that there were still some poor bastards in Texas
who got LIFE after cops found a single pot seed on the floor of their car in 1966.

Do those people exist?

Are there still people in prison from decades ago for simple possession?

Sidebar: The Banksters who stole MILLIONS of homes from their rightful owners
merely had to pay back a fine, about 1/25th of the money they stole from us.

This legal pot grower has to do TEN YEARS in prison because
our Democratic president has a hardon for people who relieve pain.

When will Obama wake up and smell reality?

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I can't remember the last time China was aggressive militarily - WWII?
The last time Russia was aggressive militarily was what - 1979 in Afghanistan?

So why do we spend so much on "defense?"

Legal Pot Store Owner Gets 10 Years
Why can't Obama just f-ing chill?

Link

A California man was sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for operating medical
marijuana dispensaries, even though they are legal in the state.

Aaron Sandusky, 42, ran three dispensaries. “I want to apologize to those who have been
victimized by the federal government who has not recognized the voters of this state,"
Sandusky said Monday. His dispensaries served 17,000 medical marijuana patients.

"It's really sad that Justice Department is able to find the resources to repeatedly undermine
Obama's campaign pledges not to interfere with state medical marijuana laws," Tom Angell,
chairman Marijuana Majority, told The Huffington Post.

The U.S. Attorney's Office said Sandusky was abusing the state system on a large scale
-- with at least 1,000 marijuana plants -- and making a large profit. In a memo, prosecutors
said Sandusky is an "unrepentant manipulator who used the perceived ambiguity surrounding
'medical' marijuana to exploit a business opportunity for himself."

Sandusky "used these stores as a means to replace the vast income he lost from the collapse
of his real estate business," the prosecution memo continued. "Defendant built a veneer of
legitimacy around his criminal enterprise using his customers' good-faith search for pain relief.
There is absolutely no altruistic component to defendant's continued and sustained criminality."

Why is Obama and "our" government lying?

First, they accuse this businessman of "making a profit."
Can you imagine anything more anti-American than making a profit?

If Obama would speak clearly, operators could stay within the law, but nooooooooo.
Obama doesn't want to be clear, he WANTS to be murky - so he can bust more people?

If this guy's crime was "having 1,000 plants" (doesn't sound like a lot if he's treating 17,000 poeople)
does that mean 500 plants would have been legal? Why won't Obama speak up?
Why does he INTENTIONALLY leave ther situation gray?

So he can bust more legal vendors?

Bush didn't spend millions of dollars and thousands of police man-hours busting legal vendors
but Obama seems to relish the thought of sending innocent people to federal prison - WHY?

Obama is light-years better than Romney overall, but when it comes to personal freedoms,
Obama is a terrible president who refuses to draw clear legal lines that vendors can follow.

Shame on our Reefer Madness President.

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Subject: Amazon link

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It didn't cost me a dime extra to do it, and I'm happy they sent a few bucks to help you continue
putting up your page. I enjoy it, and read it often so it's the least I could do, short of sending a check.

Thanks for the humor along the way, and keep on swingin the hammer.
All the best, Kip, in NJ.

Kip, thanks for that.
Most purchases just bring in a dollar or two, but if enough people use the link...

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Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo

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Subject: Led Zep retort

Bart, you wrote:

> I'm not sure exactly what you're saying. Are you saying if you could pick out
> the 5 prettiest girls at every concert to have brought backstage to enjoy (pre-AIDS)
> during or after the show - you would pass that up?

Probably I would. See, I consider myself a leftist, & I have to say that sheer
self-indulgent decadance has turned me off for a looooooong time.
Dan B

Swear to Koresh?
If you could have any beautiful woman you ever met, you'd always say no?

If you ask 100 rock stars why they got into music, I predict 98 would say,
"I got into music so I could 'meet' more women."

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Subject: fund-raising with art

Bart -- Interestingly, the past couple of days I'd been thinking exactly what
Mario the Photographer suggested so I attached a couple of photos for you:

A black and white and a colored drawing -- pick one or use both if you wish.

People tend to be more attracted to color but I prefer my black and whites.
I sell my drawings for $200 to give you an idea of the value I place on them.

Hope this idea brings in some cash for you...
Steve in Nevada City, CA See more of Stephen's art HERE

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The Juggler is 9x12 and Beautiful Day is 11x11.5.

So, what would you bid for this original art?

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Asshat Trump vs Bill Maher
You can't win a war with a comedian, Dumbass

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Donald Trump has placed himself in the middle of another controversy.

The "birther" handjob sent a copy of his New York City birth certificate to Bill Maher,
who earlier this week made a Trump-like demand to see it.

On Jay Leno, Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice
(Maher suggested Hair Club for Men, among others) if the Birther Bastard could prove
he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan." Maher was mocking
Trump's much-publicized announcement in October that he would donate $5 million to
charity if Obama would release his college records.

On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached,
asking the "Real Time" host to make good on his late-night offer:

Trump is so desperate to see his name in headlines,
he doesn't mind calling his own mother a orangutan.

Maher demanded that Trump prove his mother was NOT a monkey.
How does providing a fake birth certificate prove anything?

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Today's Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that is the Nemo Mobile from "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".

I didn't much like the movie, but the car is pretty bad-ass.
What do I win?
Bob in NC

Bob, you win a 2013 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1.
Send me your address.

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Know Your Classics

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Subject: last issue's Classic Link

Bart, that line is from Boris Pasternak's "Doctor Zhivago."
Leo in Maryland

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Beautiful Nature Picture

Is it real or photoshop?

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Boner Big Loser in Fiscal Cliff
Rethugs repeat their mistakes, over and over

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Americans are largely split on the "fiscal cliff" agreement, but united in their dislike for John Boehner.
Obama won a majority of support for his handling of the crisis - 52 percent approved, while 37 percent disapproved.

John Boehner, by contrast, saw a 20-point net negative rating, with 31 percent liking and 51 disliking his handling of the deal.

As new poll also showed Boehner's low ratings come in large part from Republican unhappiness with his leadership.
Just 38 percent of Republican voters approved of Boehner's work on the negotiations.

Meanwhile, Obama has broad support from Democratic voters,

Republicans KNEW they were going to lose this fight, but they fought it anyway.
They KNEW their dismal approval ratings would drop,. but they did it anyway.

Gingrich KNEW he was going to lose the 1995 government shutdown deal, but he did it anyway.
The snarling dogs KNEW the public didn't want Clinton impeached, but they did it anyway..

I saw one graphic that showed more people like f-ing HEAD LICE than this GOP congress,
but they are determined to be even bigger assholes in the next congress.
They are hell-bent on fucking up and nobody can stop them.

Democrats should be winning EVERY election by 30 points.

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Know your Supermodels

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Bart, haven’t seen that pic before, bur I’ll guess it that Doutzen babe,
Mark S.

Mark, you are correct.
She has such a weird name, I had to look it up.

That's Doutzen Kroes.

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Today's Mystery City

Link

Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Bart, that is the harbor bridge in Syndey, Australia.
One day I will visit but I keep getting stuck in Manila.
Joe in Ft Worth

There seems to be a law that you MUST include the
Sidney Opera House in every picture taken of the city.

It's like trying to find a picture of St. Louis without the Arch.

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Hey Bart,

That is a picture of Vasily Archipov, the Russian submariner who defied orders to fire nukes
when his sub was damaged and out of communication with the rest of the fleet during the Cuban missile crisis.

He is known as the man who averted WWIII...
Bay Area Tom

Subject: last issue's History Mystery

He's the KGB political officer serving on a USSR nuclear tip torpedo-equipped submarine
in the Cuban Missile Crisis of October, '62. It came under depth-charge attack by US destroyers.
The commander decided communications were down because the nuclear WW III had started.
He decided to launch the nuclear torpedo(s?). His second in command agreed.

This guy countermanded the order, likely preventing the actual start of WW III.

Sorry, don't have the name, 'cause I only heard of him last week on the
Oliver Stone "Hidden History of the US" series.
Phil

A shot of Chinaco for Vasily Archipov...

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