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Wednesday  Jan 30,  2013    Vol 3007 - The Last Outpost

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow BP Gets Away with Murder
Why I Enjoy Being Beaten
Musclehead's Mega-Flop Movie
Arrow Judd Dumps Raceboy Husband 
Arrow FOX News Divorces Palin
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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BP Gets Away with Murder
We both know the reason, don't we?


According to various news reports, BP has reached a deal with the Department of Justice
and agreed to pay a piddly-ass  fine in addition to pleading guilty to gross misconduct in the
2010 Deepwater Horizon gulf oil disaster.

Gross misconduct?
You mean like when you get caught mooning someone?

Is that what BP did to us?  They f-ing mooned us?
And now they're sorry and they've learned their lesson?

The AP reports BP (The corporation) will also plead guilty to obstruction “for lying to Congress
about how many billions of spewing oil were killing Gulf wildlife.”

Excuse me, but "BP" didn't tell any lies.
BP employees told those lies to make more money.
Why do th4ey get a free pass and pojer players don't?

 The agreement was reportedly
made in exchange for Three Magic Beans.  BP tried to get away with just paying One Magic Bean
but Obama the Prosecutor insisted on this cold, harsh penalty.

As always Bart's Law #2 applies.
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power) in their pocket, 
expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again. 

Why would ANY oil company EVER bother to comply with those stupid American laws?
Just include the four-cents-on-the-dollar "penalty" in your pricing and you're bullet-proof.

"Eric?  Raid some more poker games..."

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Why I Enjoy Being Beaten
  by Rihanna


"I'm not apologizing for dating Chris Brown again. I decided it was important for me to be
happy and I wasn't going to let anybody's opinion get in the way of that. Even if it's a mistake,
it's my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I'd rather just
live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it."

Although Rihanna does understand why the public is having such a hard time accepting their reunion.
"When you add up the pieces from the outside, it's not the cutest puzzle in the world," she says.
"You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think
you know. But it's different now. We don't have those types of arguments anymore. We value
each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don't want to lose that."

Sionce he's "changed," Rihanna is hoping to get some of The Rihanna Navy back on his side.
"He made a mistake, he's paid his dues," she says. "He's paid so much, people need to support
and encourage him instead of criticizing and bashing."

"He doesn't have the luxury of f*cking up again. That's just not an option. I can't say that
nothing else will ever go wrong. But I'm pretty solid in the knowing that he's disgusted by that.
And I wouldn't have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility."

Yes, Rihanna, we're all disgusted by that.  Mens are supposed to be disgusted by that BEFORE
they beat their wives to a bloody pulp. but your heart wants what it wants, right?

Ordinarily this wouldn't be anybody's business, but how many young girls are going to give
their hyper-violent bottfriend "one more chance" because Rihanna did?

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Musclehead's Mega-Flop Movie
Maybe Musclehead has a dog who loves him?

"I love da tiddys and da dope..."

Gov. Musclehead's "comeback" movie, The Last Stand, has done a major belly-flop.

The "disaster" movie which cost about $60M with advertising and distrihution costs

only made $10M in the first two weeks, the movie's prime money-making weeks.

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Subject: Rush is an ignorant fuck

Anyone with half-a-brain knows that crazy racists in this country have talked openly and frequently
about starting a race war since at least the 1960’s.  I remember the sentiments among the racists at
the time of MLK’s murder, who hoped the black community would rise up and take arms so they,
the racists, could begin the race war. 
If civil rights workers had been armed in the 1960’s and 70’s it would have given the racist community
all the excuse they needed to incite nationwide violence against African Americans and their supporters. 
Law enforcement across the country would just as likely have gone along with it too, for the sake of
restoring “law and order”.
Does anyone remember how torn up the country was over Vietnam and the economy, crime and racial equality? 
Many Americans were scared for themselves and deeply scared of the “other”, it seemed as if America and
the fabric of our society would be undone by the times.  And of course not a single election has gone by in
the past 40 years that the GOP hasn’t tried to exploit and re-ignite those same old fears.
So when racists and pea-brains like Rush try to re-write the history of the civil rights movement, you can
be absolutely sure they have their own agenda.  It’s time to let Rush and his cohorts know we won’t live
in fear of the past anymore.  And that what we do from now on is for the sake of the children of Newtown,
and Aurora, and Virginia Tech as well as Los Angles, New York, Chicago, Houston, Miami, and anywhere
innocents are dying due to senseless gun violence.
Enough is Enough.   It’s time to educate, once more.
 Justin D

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Judd Dumps Raceboy Husband
Because he's doesn't want to be in politics?


Actress Ashley Judd and champion race car driver Dario Franchitti are ending their marriage
after more than 11 years. A representative for the actress confirmed the news Tuesday.
In addition to her movie roles, Judd served as a DNC delegate last year. Her attendance
sparked speculation that she may try a senate run against Mitch the Bitch in Kentucky.

It's my guess she knows the issues. It's also my guess she'd do great in the debates and
you just know Mitch the Bitch would be a mean old bastard and make inappropriate
rape comments and suddenly we'd have a new best-looking women on the senate.

Woo Hoo!

Go women!

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Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo


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I was walking thru the living room just now and saw a very attractive lady on CNN.
She was reading something about guns - and having some trouble speaking.

She looked up and was Gabby Giffords.

Damn, she looks great!

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FOX News Divorces Palin
  by Eric Boehlert, Media Matters


Wasn't it fitting that Sarah Palin's exit from Fox News was made official the same week Obama
celebrated his second inauguration? Didn't it just seem apt that the once-future star of Fox News
and the Tea Party movement lost her national media platform just days after the president she
tried to demonize for four years basked in the glow of his easy re-election victory?
The divorce represents the end of a brief, ill-conceived era within the conservative media movement,
and specifically at Fox, where in the wake of Obama's first White House win Palin, along with crazy
handjob Glenn Beck, was irresponsibly tapped to become a high-priced pundit who trafficked in hate.
At Fox, Palin represented a particularly angry and juvenile wing of the conservative movement. It's the
part that appears deeply obsessed with Obama as a person; an unhealthy obsession that seemed to
surpass any interest in his policies. With lazy name-calling as her weapon of choice, Palin served as
Fox News' point person for misguided snark and sophomoric put-downs. Palin also epitomized the
uber-aggressive anti-intellectual push that coincided with Obama's swearing in four years ago.

But what does the move mean?
Is bomb-throwing FOX saying Palin is too much of a bomb-thrower?
Why fire Palin when Rush is making millions with his lazy name-calling and misquided snark?

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It's Strange Mystery Car Week


The cars this week are all American cars from my lifetime that I'd never heard of
which surprises me because when before I could drive I knew every car.

So, you'll have to do better than "Chevy" or "Ford."
You have to know that extra name that makes the car unique.

 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Yesterday's Mystery Car pic went up late so today we have a Twofer.

Hey Bart,
Monday's Mystery car is a 1967 Plymouth Belvedere GTX.
Hammer on Dude.

Steve, you're the only person (so far) who got the GTX designation.
Dwight got the GTX, too.

Bart, Tuesday's Mystery Car is a customized 1955 Chevrolet 210 Delray!

Graham, you're the only person (so far) who got the Delray designation.

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that's The War Prayer by Mark Twain.

Sad, no voice like Twain's, or Will Rogers', or George Carlin's will be taken seriously,
heard, heeded, respected, or repeated by the modern day Media bull Shit ers least the
American people get strange ideas in their funny little heads. This country is too far
gone down the road of Militancy to give thoughts like this expression on the national stage.

Our nation's Ethos is stunted, stymied, and skewed by the powers that be via their control of our public discourse.
Thank you for doing your part to fight these fuckers. I knew Oklahoma was good for something!

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Today's Don't Look Down Picture


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Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, that's looks like Carmen Kass 
 Jillian B.

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Today's Wildlife Photo



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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that is Ginger (aka Tina Louise) from Gilligan's Island.
 b c

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Going to Alaska

Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and Hawaii.
Thanks to Scott H (Don HO) we got to Hawaii in 2005 and we thought we'd
better go to Alaska before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair.

We bought tickets last year but we kept running into reasons why we couldn't go so
we're trying once again to go - and we're Alaska newbies. Astrocat says March is the

best month for aurora viewing and the weather isn't always freezing - hopefully.

Once we land, I need a short conversation with someone who agrees with me
on the stupidity of Obama raiding legal businesses in California and Montana.

Any Bartcop readers in or near Anchorage?

And some thing new we're trying:
Would you like to sponsor a portion of the trip?
Maybe a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel or a ferry ride or something?
That would get your name in the sure-to-be-fun Alaska Trip Report.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart – that’s the Singapore waterfront – with the famous Fullerton Hotel in the foreground.
   Brad B

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Hi Bart!
That's Rush Limpdick's father,
 Cliff L

That is the fellow who replaced the Red Baron after he was shot down in WWI.
He went on to fame as Herman Goering of the Third Reich posse.
 Bob P, reporting live from the main branch of the Berkeley Public Library.

PS he was also famous for his art collection!

I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the idea
that a beagle could shoot down Germany's top ace.


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