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Weekend-Monday  Mar-2-4, 2013    Vol 3024 - Liquification

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Woodward, Pentagon Cabanaboy
Romney: "My Heart said I'd Won"
Manning, Wikileaks & NY Times
Arrow Gun Student Shoot Hisself
Arrow Shout out to the Watch buyer
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Perception's - Rachel Leigh Cook


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      --  Thurston, throwing a pity party for himself   Link

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Woodward, the Pentagon's Cabanaboy
He's the military's man, and always has been


In June of 2009, Woodward traveled to Afghanistan with General Jim Jones,
Obama's National Security adviser, to meet with General Stanley McChrystal,
then the commander of forces there. Why did Jones allow this journalist to
accompany him? Because Jones knew that Woodward could be counted on
to deliver the company line--the military line. In fact, Jones was essentially
Woodward's patron. 

And sure enough, just hours after the Commander in Chief was on the airwaves,
somehow McChrystal's classified report hit the Washington Whore Post compliments
of Bob Woodward no less.
Wow, what a coincidence!
This episode highlights a crucial aspect of Bob Woodward's career
that has been ignored by most of the media.

Need to spin a war?
Call the man with "integrity" and "honor" in "journalism."

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Romney: "My Heart said I'd Won"

but then Florida kicked me in the balls...


Thurston Howell III says his heart said he was going to win the presidency,
but when early results came in on election night, he knew it was not to be.

The dog-and-woman-heter tells Fox "News" that he knew his campaign was in trouble
when exit polls suggested a close race in Florida. Romney thought he'd win the state solidly.
The Black guy ended up taking Florida and won the by a wiiiiiiiiide margin in the electoral vote.

Romney says there was "a slow recognition" ( ha ha - Is there any other kind for a Republican?)
at that time that Obama would win - and the race soon was over when Obama carried Ohio.
Romney says the loss hit hard and was emotional. Ann Romney says she cried.

She was crying - tears of joy that she didn't have to move into that tiny, old house
that doesn't even have an elevator for her two Cadillacs.

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Manning, Wikileaks and NY Whore Times
TWO of these leakers are in big trouble

While the trial of Bradley Manning has sparked some interest in certain circles,
many people probably think the former U.S. Army private’s case will have little
impact on either them or American society as a whole. Harvard law professor
Yochai Benkler, however, argues that they are wrong — and that if Manning is
found guilty of “aiding the enemy” for releasing classified documents to WikiLeaks,
it could change the nature of both journalism and free speech forever.
Why? Because as Benkler points out, the charge for which Manning is being
court-martialed could just as easily be applied to someone who leaks similar
documents to virtually any media outlet, including the New York Times or the
Washington Post. In other words, if the U.S. government has seen fit to go after
Manning and WikiLeaks, what is to stop them from pursuing anyone who leaks
documents, and any media entity that publishes them?

Perhaps a bigger question is why do ALL these federal defendants plead guilty?
Apparently the government tells them, "If you don't plead guilty and take 35 years in prison,
we'll take you to trial and REALLY get tough with you," so they quietly plead guilty.

Why does NOBODY want their day in court?

Are their attorneys representing them or the feds?

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Cardinal O'Brien: "Sorry about that"


A top cardinal who resigned last week amid sexual abuse allegations issued an apology today
and said there have been times his sexual conduct "has fallen below the standards expected
of me as a priest, archbishop and cardinal."
Cardinal Keith O'Brien, 74, the former Archbishop of St. Andrews and Edinburgh, resigned
last week following published reports that he made unwanted sexual advances toward four
priests in Scotland in the 1980s.
O'Brien has been accused of committing "inappropriate acts" in his relations with three priests
and one former priest from the diocese of St. Andrews and Edinburgh.

Do we really think he's gay?
Or does he just enjoy the taste of meth, ... you know....

"Keith, we could witness each other!"

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 Subject: Bradley Manning


Today Bradley Manning plead guilty to 10 of the 22 charges against him, which were
the only ones that the government could probably convict him of in a civilian court. 
(Actually, in a civilian court, he'd have some good points that he released classified data
that should never have been classified; there was a lot of stuff marked "Secret" and
"Top Secret" that was just ordinary correspondence.) 

The government is going on with a huge witness list to try to bludgeon the judge into ruling
that Manning gave support and aid to the allowing the information to be posted
on the Internet.  If that's accepted, it will no longer be legal to post information on the Internet
without government approval (kind of what Bush wanted).

I hope the judge is as outraged by this attack on Manning as he is by the way Manning has been
treated in prison.  I'd like to see the judge accept the guilty pleas, rule Manning not guilty in the
ones he pled not guilty, and sentence him to time served (giving a lot of extra credit for being in
solitary the whole time).  I don't think Manning will get away without a dishonorable discharge,
but at least he shouldn't have to spend any more time in prison.
 Russ the Pillar

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 Subject: Name that life form - Terra?

Dear Church of Reality Members,

Last time I emailed you I asked everyone to name the life form that represents
the some total of all life on the planet including all live that has ever lived - our ancestors
- all the way back to the pond scum we came from. And it includes all out technology,
our machines, nests, and beaver dams.

The best idea so far is Tarra, which is the Latin name for Earth. But since Terra is also
a woman's name it just seems like a likely candidate to re-purpose. Who likes the name Terra?

BTW - I'm writing up a new section - The Purpose of Humanity in the Universe. It's not done.

Marc Perkel
First One
Church of Reality
"Reality contemplating Reality"

My two cents: I like Terra.

I figures Mother Earth would have a female-sounding name.

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I don't get this - could someone explain it to me?
Say there's an American in Yemen building bombs to go on US airplanes.
Obama has three choices:
1. Do nothing and please the liberals like Ted Rall.
2. Invade Yemen and maybe lose a dozen (or 100) soldiers.
3. Take him out with a drone strike.

Would a liberal explain Obama's best option to me?
The Ted Rall Democrats think we should "play fair"
and let that bomb builder work in peace - fuck that.

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There's a reason why some people don't have kids


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Asshhole you still have me blocked at gknee.  Here goes

I don't even know what gknee is.
Does it involve a genie?

Hey Jerkoff!   I have a few bucks but what i want from you instead of  this
anti-jew catholic shit is:  I too was brought up catholic.   I waz thought that
the Holy Trinity would never be figured out..  Both past popes honored the
Mother 0f  christ (my poor over worked apple hides cap c's from me).  

Ok here goes:  Benny(who you as a asshole called a rat) I just got lost in this
bull shit, I am drunk and happy.  The Holy Ghost is female. 
The Father, Son and Holy GHost.    Father, Son(who nobody lissens to) and Mom.  
Randy the Rapid Rabi.   

PS  youre website has t0 much extra shit it it.   Still your fan

I've found that Tito's Vodka has almost zero hangover.

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, the classic line is from Paradise by Toni Morrison.
  b c

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Gun Student Shoot Hisself
He was at a safety class for TEACHERS


A school maintenance worker in Texas was attending a concealed-carry class at the local school.
He shot himself in the leg and had to get sent to the hospital, where he’s in fair condition.

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Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture


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 Subject: Catholic predators

Hi BC,   
Why shouldn’t the R.C.predators who have molested young children
have to face the same consequences as the general population?  Just askin... 
  Stonehenger Elizabeth

Stonehenger, the rank-and-file Catholics are not "raising cane" about the child rapes.

They love their church sooooooooooooo much, they refuse to believe the evidence
and statistically their child probably won't be the one getting raped.

So, local prosecutors know arresting the serial rapists won't be popular with Catholics
and they're all about winning popularity contests, not getting justice foir raped kids.

Why bring a child into this world if you're not going to protect him from the Catholics?

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Subject: Alan Simpson

I had an additional idea for a good hypocrosy slam on fake deficit hawk Alan Simpson,
who is a millionaire whore who is trying to convince our Prez and our congress that we
need to cut social security net programs for the young and the poor......

We know he only wants to profit off of their fake simpson-bowles matrix,
so that the false narrative of our country being broke or on the verge of being broke...
which is totally false in realty. 

Lets frame him as the scary and out of touch individual that he is....
he is not better than us or anyone....better than a weasel....

I want to use, in your great ability, to compare the evil Alan Simpson, to the "tall man"
of the Phantasm films....they look very similar in appearance and .....movement.
I think the portrayal will help us link him to his true ruthless personality.

Robin, thanks for that. I don't know the Phantasm story,
but maybe a graphic artist will see this and render a Simpson Phantasm.

I watched some Sunday shows where they talked about the budget.
NOBODY ever mentioned raising taxes on the super-rich.
They kept talking about moving SS to 70 and things like that,
but never a mention of the super-rich getting back in the game.

The super-rich, like Romney, only owed NINE Percent in taxes
while the richest corporations don't even pay as much as you and I do.

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Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, that supermodel – that’s Catrinel Menghia. 
She swears that people don’t recognize her.  Hard to imagine!
 mark the dentist

Today’s supermodel is Catrinel Menghia. 
I’d normally write a bit more, but I’m still speechless…..she is amazingly beautiful.


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Shout out to the Watch buyer

Last month, someone bought a bad-ass watch on a non-publishing day, so I thought I'd share.

Breitling Men's BTA3733011-G706SS Galactic 36 Bad-Ass Automatic Silver Dial Watch

The "finders fee" I got from Amazon was the biggest of the month - thanks.

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Race car driver Danica Patrick startled Miami beachgoers when,
for no damn reason, she started to levitate a few inches above the sand.

Today's Wildlife Photo



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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that would be Avril Lavigne doing a photo shoot dressed up as a porcelain doll.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

That is a panorama of Johannesburg, South Africa.
The 54-story cylindrical building on the left, Ponte City Apartments,
has an open center that allows light to reach the inside apartments --
although at one point five stories of debris had accumulated inside that core. 
The Vodacom banner at its top is the largest sign in the southern hemisphere.
 - Glen

My clue was in error.
I meant to hint that the Blade Runner guy put Johannesburg in the spotlight
with the alleged murder of his model girlfriend, but that took place in Pretoria.

Who knew South Africa had more than one city?

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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

That's Ginger Rogers and her 1937 Dodge
 mark with no last name

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that’s Eric Clapton and his keyboardist Dick Simms.
Clapton was recording his comeback album 461 Ocean Boulevard in Florida.
It was 1974 and at the time he was a recovering heroin addict.

So where are their pants?

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Hey Bart, s small contribution to the Alaska Fund.
Hope you & Mrs. B-C have a great time.
Keep swingin' the hammer and we'll dig ya when you get back.
 Mike (formerly Fred) in Oregon

Mike, thanks for that.

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