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March 20, 2013 Vol 3030 - Chewier

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Does God Hate Fred Phelps?
	Last letter to the Bush Bastards
	Michelle Shocked Gay-implodes
	Vonn Stuck in Eldrick's Car
	From Golden Boy To Sac Lamb
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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“The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory."
-- T.J. Lane, 18, to the families of the dead after getting three life sentences for murder, Link

I'll tell you why he said that:
He's an insane son-of-a-bitch who will never be heard from again.

This nutjob might spend the next 70 years getting raped in prison and the only thing
he has left is the power to hurt the innocent people he's already hurt beyond words.

He's like the vulgar Pigboy - all he's got left is the ability to shock sane people.

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Does God Hate Fred Phelps?
"God Hates Fags" dude has a secret

"I'm a scared old man with a secret!"

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Lauren Drain, a former member of the Westboro Baptist Hate Church who recently
published a book about leaving the hate-church revealed that founder Fred Phelps's
anti-gay ideology may have spawned from a gay experience.

Drain says Phelps was a Boy Scout who graduated with honors and was headed for
the military, she said. Then, at 17, Phelps changed his mind and was suddenly set on
becoming a preacher to fight against "sexual immorality."

Drain: I never understood why, when the media asked him, “Why are you so against days?
Did you have a homosexual experience? Do you have homosexual tendencies?” And he would
get so mad, he would shut down and say, “I can’t talk to this person anymore, they’re stupid.”
His reaction to that was stronger than any other question you can ask him. So I wondered —
why does he get so mad? If I’m not gay, I’ll just say I’m not gay.” I always thought that was
super strange… But something happened, and something made him change his mind about
the military, and in turn have kind of a crusade against sexual immorality and homosexuals.

We've seen this again and again and it makes sense.
Fred Phelps knows personally how strong the urge can be to blow some dude.
Fred knows this super-strong pull can overwhelm those weaker than stronger men like him.

"Damn, the urges are sooo strong.
The Devil made me do what I did with that meth dealer!"

Straight men, trust me, don't have the slightest desire to taste another man
so we don't dedicate our lives fighting those "strongest of all urges."

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Astrocat

Subject: Ten years ago

Ten years ago the Bush administration started the Iraq war. It wasn't intelligence failures that
got us into that war, it was fraud, lies, and deception. We wasted 4000 American lives, tens of
thousands of Iraqi lives, and 2 trillion dollars of debt, and Iraq is worse off today than they were
when we went in. And because of the sequester we're not providing services for the injured soldiers
that gave their limbs for no valid reason. And to this day no one is being prosecuted for starting that war.

But when Clinton had a girlfriend, we spent billions of dollars on the "investigation."
Democrats are such total wimps - but where else can we go?

It is important that we remember it the way it really happened and stop lying to ourselves that there
was some noble cause relating to Iraq. What will happen next time the government comes to us with a war?
What do we say when they want to invade Syria or Iran? Do we pay for it on the backs of the old,
the poor, the disabled veterans? Do we believe them when they say it's to stop weapons of mass destruction?
Denial and irresponsibility is not a good foreign policy.
Marc Perkel

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Last letter to the Bush Bastards
Dying Vet unloads on Satan and Son

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I write this letter on the 10th anniversary of the Iraq War on behalf of my fellow Iraq War veterans.
I write this letter on behalf of the 4,488 soldiers and Marines who died in Iraq. I write this letter on
behalf of the hundreds of thousands of veterans who have been wounded and on behalf of those whose
wounds, physical and psychological, have destroyed their lives. I am one of those gravely wounded.
I was paralyzed in an insurgent ambush in 2004 in Sadr City. My life is coming to an end. I am living
under hospice care.

I write this letter, my last letter, to you, Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney. I write not because I think you grasp
the terrible human and moral consequences of your lies, manipulation and thirst for wealth and power.
I write this letter because, before my own death, I want to make it clear that I, and hundreds of thousands
of my fellow veterans, along with millions of my fellow citizens, along with hundreds of millions more in
Iraq and the Middle East, know fully who you are and what you have done. You may evade justice but in
our eyes you are each guilty of egregious war crimes, of plunder and, finally, of murder, including the murder
of thousands of young Americans—my fellow veterans—whose future you stole. x liar

I feel for this guy but surely he doesn't expect to touch the hearts of people with no hearts.

Oil men have insatiable greed. In 1999, Bush & Cheney already had more money than they
and their heirs could ever possibly spend but they HAD to have more and they didn't care
how many thousands of soldiers had to die or be maimed to make that happen.

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Subject: Alaska Trip Report Part 1

Looks like a great trip! I love to get to travel, and hope to see Alaska someday.
Until then, I can't wait to see what comes after Day 1.
Kevin B

Kevin, it got gooder and gooder, but it takes so many hours to write Trip Reports.

Thanks, maybe I can have Part 2 up tomorrow.

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Like Bush's wars, they keep this charade going
so they can steal more of that $1.5 trillion.

"Eric, raid some more pot stores..."

From Golden Boy To Sacrificial Lamb
Ryan came in sixth at Nazi-fest 2013
by LOLGOP

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Boehner is facing the reality that if his party loses Texas as they have California,
it will cease to be a national party in a decade or two. The speaker knows he’s
facing a president who just won nearly five million more votes than Thurston.
And Obama is threatening to ramp up his killer campaign machine to push for
the end of the Bush tax cuts for the rich, a policy supported by 6 out of 10 voters.

So what can Speaker Boehner do?

Throw Paul Ryan into the fire.

Yes, Boehner named Paul Ryan to be a part of the “fiscal cliff” “negotiating” team.

LOL.

This is perfect poetic justice. Paul Ryan voted for every Bush policy that blew the surplus.
Who else would Boehner want to negotiate on his behalf?

I wonder when Ryan realized that saying "Yes" to Thurston cost him his Political career?

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Subject: you are wrong about drones again

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Odds are this is the last installment...

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Michelle Shocked sings herself out of show business

Shows cancelled after "Goid Hates Fags" rant

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Michelle Shocked, perhaps best known for (excuse me, but she's not 'best known' for anything)
stunned her fans at a San Francisco concert on Sunday night with an anti-gay rant.

"When they stop Prop 8 and force priests at gunpoint to marry gays, it will be the downfall
of civilization and Jesus will come back," Shocked said, according to reports.
She told the crowd, "Tell people 'Michelle Shocked said God hates fags.'"

Really?
You'd say that in San Francisco?

Management ended the show after that, cutting off her microphone and stage lights,
though Shocked "continued to sing for her few remaining fans," he noted.

So, does Shocked struggle with gay feelings like Fred Phelps and Ted Haggard?
If so, why turn that into a career-ending suicide plunge into obscurity?

Why not simply say, "I don't understand those people but this is America
and everybody has a right to live their own life" and be done with it?

Of course, she'll pop back up in a few days and say she was "misunderstood"
and "misquoted," but really, how does one misunderstand, "God hates fags?"

And if you're a God-fearing religious nut like Michelle Shocked, why would
you think God created millions of defective people that you need to hate?

Michelle, why isn't your God smart enough to create only "normal" people?
Maybe your God isn't as powerful as you claim.

You're saying God makes mistakes, BIG ones too, so why worship Him?

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Subject: O'Reilly's Ex

So sorry Bart, you will have to wait to hear from Nancy Grace until our (Arizona)
"trial of the century" Jodi Arius trial has ended and she has rendered her verdict,
no wait, she has already guaranteed a guilty verdict and there still is weeks to go
in the trial. She is on HLN daily as HLN is covering the trial non stop.

Nice picture from your trip. Any Glaciers...or have they all melted?
StarzDust
John P.

John, yes, they still have glaciers in Alaska, but they're melting, too..

I watched some of that Jodi Arias coverage and I've never seen such hate in all my life.
That includes Scott Peterson, OJ Simpson and even that Casey TotMom trial in Florida.

The entire HLN network has been on a hatefest that makes FOX News seem to love
Obama by comparison. When one show is done mocking her, the next show comes on
to mock her and that includes "Doctor" Drew who's become more of a whore than ever.

I'm not saying she's innocent, but there's no "presumed innocent" on whore HLN.
Jodi was on the stand for 17-18 days - can you imagine the pressure that would cause?

The jury - alone - asked her 2,000 snarky-to-very snarky questions, but that's nothing
compared to the hate oozing from the HLN hosts. I must assume their producer told them,
"You can't be too mean to this c-word."

EXAMPLE:
For some reason, they allowed Jodi to do some TV interview and they released footage
of her applying makeup before the interview. They played that tape more often than
Bill hugging Monica with EACH host waiting for their turn to mock her for using makeup.

Tell me:
Is there a woman in America who would do a TV interview without makeup?

But their biggest source of laughter has been Jodi's totally outrageous claim
that she doesn't remember large parts of the actual shooting/stabbing day.

Trust me - find any ten Best Actor/Actress Oscar winners and ask them to repeat
what they said as they accepted their trophy. I got money that says HALF of them
will say, "I have no idea what I said - I was in a total state of shock!"

Between winning an Oscar and escaping a beating by shooting your attacker,
which situation is more "shocking?" Again, I'm not saying she's innocent,
but they refuse to be honest and her damn life is at stake.

If Sandra Bullock can't remember her Oscar speech from 2009, why is it "extremely laughable"
that Jodi can't remember exactly where the camera fell during her alleged beating in 2007?

Did you know the defense had THE NERVE to call expert witnesses who testified that
one's memory is often spotty after being subjected to beatings by a spouse for long periods?

Can you believe we live in a country where calling expert witnesses is allowed?

One more:
Nancy Grace says the system is rigged, that the burden of proof is SO HIGH for the state
that it's almost impossible to get a conviction in America, yet we have more people in prison
than any other country in the world. To make things worser (yes, that's a joke) Grace looks
into the camera will all the "sincerity" she can muster and she says,
"I was a prosecutor who tried HUNDREDS of cases and I'm an expert and the state
has to turn EVERYTHING over to the defense (not true - framing people is LEGAL)
but the defense doesn't have to share everything and that makes the law an ass."

Then that Jean Velez (whatever) comes on after Grace to mock Jodi for an hour
and then "Doctor" Drew comes on to mock her for the next hour, and on and on.

HLN, formerly CNN's Headline News, goes on their 24-hour cycle repeating
the slanted lie-fest that our TV news has become and it's pretty goddamn disgusting.

Plus, IF they jury finds Jodi innocent, that's GREAT for Grace and HLN vecause then they
can rag for weeks about how the system is fixed "for the guilty people who murder for fun."

American "justice" makes me want to drink straight from the bottle.

PS. Don't write and say you think Jodi's guilty. She might be, hut that's not the point.
If you want to argue, write and tell me why it's "fair" that a major TV network can devote
their entire season to the lynching of a possibly-innocent woman who killed to stay alive.

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Subject: last issue's Classic Link

Bart, that line is the opening of The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers,
her 1940 debut novel and later a wonderful 1968 film with Alan Arkin, Stacy Keach
and a young Sondra Locke and Cicely Tyson.

Welcome back from Alaska!
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Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Bart, that’s the lovely Marisa Miller.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link

Bart, that looks like a young and beautiful Martha Stewart.
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Today's Mystery City might make you cry

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There's a story behind today's Mystery City.
I had no idea we had slums this bad in our major American cities.
This looks like something from South America or Bangladesh.

Is this what happens when your motto is:
"Fuck the poor, the super-rich need ANOTHER tax cut?"

What major American city is this?

Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Bart, the mystery city is Tucson, AZ, my former home.
Cecilia L

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Astrocat - Bonus

Name the Star AND their Mystery Car

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Probably our toughest Mystery Star/Car ever.

Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that’s Lincoln Theodore Monroe Andrew Perry
aka Stepin Fetchit with his Cadillac Phaeton.
mark with no last name

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, April, 1967, Katherine Switzer was the first woman to run in the Boston Marathon,
and we can see how these gentlemen treated her. Nothing ever changes.
Sooz

Thad be Kathrine Switzer running in the 1967 Boston Marathon being attacked
by race official Jock Semple. He reportedly told her to "get the hell out of his race."
Moments later Switzer's boyfriend, Tom Miller, gave the Jockster a shove to the side
and Switzer and Miller continued the race. Pictures of the incident went viral worldwide.
I just happen to see this the other day on PBS.
BSmasher

Things are changing, but not fast enough.
In my lifetime America went from "Women can't run in a marathon"
to "Women can do whatever the hell they want."

Then, gay marriage went from "No way" to "Why not?" in eight years.
The Internet can accellerate social change like never before.

It's why the GOP can't win any more national elections.

An ignorant bigot can still get elected in Oklahoma, Tejas and Arizona, (and does)
but they can't get enough botes on the national stage to play in the big leagues.

Buh Bye, Cavemen.

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There was one lonely envelope with a donation and a note: "Keep warm"
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Thank you, Marian, for not letting the PO Box skunk me :)

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