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GOP Looking to Impeach Obama
They can't beat him at the ballot box, so...
by Joe Conason
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Less than four months after Obama’s inauguration, the right-wing propaganda machine is already
promoting impeachment. Once confined to the ranks of the birthers, the fantasy of removing Obama
from office is starting to fester in supposedly saner minds.
Certainly impeachment is clearly on the mind of Mike Huckabee. On Monday, he predicted that Obama
will be forced from office before the end of his term by the Benghazi attack.
Presumably Huckabee believes impeachment would be easier than winning a national election.
Meanwhile, John Bolton upped the ante by confiding what Huckabee left out – namely, that he yearns
for a Benghazi scandal that will stick. If there was no cover-up, Bolton insisted with twisted logic,
that would prove Obama simply doesn’t understand the ongoing threat from al Qaeda.
Obama was impeached the minute he won re-election.
If the Democrats had suggested impeaching Bush for his real crimes (and 5,000 dead)
the public would've said, "We need to stop impeaching every president," but they were
as sacless as always and now they have to live with their cowardice.
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FreedomWorks president Matt Kibbe has a warning for Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous)
and other GOP incumbents up for reelection in the 2014: don’t expect Tea Party support just
because you’re already in Congress.
“It's utterly contrary to Republican philosophy, we believe in competition, we believe in open
democratic processes and I think that leads to better candidates,” Kibbe tells Top Line.
Kibbe singles out Graham, the first openly gay Republican senator, as one of his major targets,
citing Graham’s criticism of Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) as a major reason for replacing him.
“The way he lashed out against Rand Paul…he's begging for a primary,” says Kibbe,
who hopes to replace Graham with someone “who is worthy of that seat.”
That means Graham will have to say super-stupid things to please his new Teabagging masters.
But how will we know when Graham starts saying super-stupid things?
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Subject: Cannibis
A synthetic form of THC is sold as a drug.called Marinol.
Doctors can prescribe it to patients with certain illnesses.
But the herb itself is preferred by actual patients. See this article from NORML.
Of course the patients don't mean shit. In the link notice the bullet point;
"Marinol is more expensive than natural cannabis" That says it all.
No wonder they hate medical MJ so much.
Here in NM, I can buy high quality herb at a fair price to treat my PTSD and arthritis,
and the money stays local. Maybe we need a drug to treat psychopathic greed.
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The insanity starts with our Reefer Madness president.
"Eric, I don't care if it helps the sick and the dying,
Raid some more state licensed pot farms RIGHT NOW!"
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Ten Years of Horror in Cleveland
I'm not going to get into a lot of details, but I read one account that suggested
the women were subjected to sexual abuse for that decade - as if three evil men
would kidnap three young girls to cook and do the dishes and laundry for them.
They said there were chains hanging from the ceiling. That's a bad thing.
They also said the sexual abuse resulted in FIVE pregnancies, four of which
were terminated by beating the women until they miscarried.
Todd Akin guaranteed us that a woman can't get pregnant from rape,
so the girls must've secretly enjoyed their captivity, according to the GOP.
And what about the Cleveland police?
Reports are saying that when the cops were told these girls all disappeared
from the same f-ing street five blocks apart, the Cleveland cops said,
"You know how teenage girls are - always running away."
I'd like to see some Cleveland detectives fired for this fiasco.
This horror makes John McCain's captivity look like a trip to Disney World.
I hope the mental health experts can ease these victims back into sanity.
...and I have to ask:
Would this have happened if prostitution was legal?
Why risk life in prison if you can pay a woman $100 when you got horny?/
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Subject: Cleveland Girls and "Lax" Police
Hey Bart -
Cleveland is my home town. I lived a couple blocks from the Ariel Castro home.
The police have better things to do there than respond to complaints by hysterical
brown people about "naked women crawling in a back yard" or "blood curdling
screams coming from a house."
Those could be dangerous situations and officers could be hurt in responding to them.
It's much easier busting non-violent dope smokers and sending them to prison.
MC
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FreedomWorks president Matt Kibbe has a warning for Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous)
and other GOP incumbents up for reelection in the 2014: don’t expect Tea Party support just
because you’re already in Congress.
“It's utterly contrary to Republican philosophy, we believe in competition, we believe in open
democratic processes and I think that leads to better candidates,” Kibbe tells Top Line.
Kibbe singles out Graham, the first openly gay Republican senator, as one of his major targets,
citing Graham’s criticism of Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) as a major reason for replacing him.
“The way he lashed out against Rand Paul…he's begging for a primary,” says Kibbe,
who hopes to replace Graham with someone “who is worthy of that seat.”
That means Graham will have to say super-stupid things to please his new Teabagging masters.
But how will we know when Graham starts saying super-stupid things?
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Subject: Cannibis
A synthetic form of THC is sold as a drug.called Marinol.
Doctors can prescribe it to patients with certain illnesses.
But the herb itself is preferred by actual patients. See this article from NORML.
Of course the patients don't mean shit. In the link notice the bullet point;
"Marinol is more expensive than natural cannabis" That says it all.
No wonder they hate medical MJ so much.
Here in NM, I can buy high quality herb at a fair price to treat my PTSD and arthritis,
and the money stays local. Maybe we need a drug to treat psychopathic greed.
mutt50
The insanity starts with our Reefer Madness president.
"Eric, I don't care if it helps the sick and the dying,
Raid some more state licensed pot farms RIGHT NOW!"
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Ten Years of Horror in Cleveland
I'm not going to get into a lot of details, but I read one account that suggested
the women were subjected to sexual abuse for that decade - as if three evil men
would kidnap three young girls to cook and do the dishes and laundry for them.
They said there were chains hanging from the ceiling. That's a bad thing.
They also said the sexual abuse resulted in FIVE pregnancies, four of which
were terminated by beating the women until they miscarried.
Todd Akin guaranteed us that a woman can't get pregnant from rape,
so the girls must've secretly enjoyed their captivity, according to the GOP.
And what about the Cleveland police?
Reports are saying that when the cops were told these girls all disappeared
from the same f-ing street five blocks apart, the Cleveland cops said,
"You know how teenage girls are - always running away."
I'd like to see some Cleveland detectives fired for this fiasco.
This horror makes John McCain's captivity look like a trip to Disney World.
I hope the mental health experts can ease these victims back into sanity.
...and I have to ask:
Would this have happened if prostitution was legal?
Why risk life in prison if you can pay a woman $100 when you got horny?/
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Subject: Cleveland Girls and "Lax" Police
Hey Bart -
Cleveland is my home town. I lived a couple blocks from the Ariel Castro home.
The police have better things to do there than respond to complaints by hysterical
brown people about "naked women crawling in a back yard" or "blood curdling
screams coming from a house."
Those could be dangerous situations and officers could be hurt in responding to them.
It's much easier busting non-violent dope smokers and sending them to prison.
MC
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Why am I an Athiest?
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I am so disgusted when believers try to make excuses for their bigoted, vindictive,
tantrum throwing God. Why would I want to worship someone who does not
measure up to my moral code?
The idea of having a role model is to have someone who inspires and whom one
even aspires to be like, but who in their right mind aspire to be like a serial killer,
not to mention a genocidal, vindictive, egoist being?
What continues to perplex me is how conscious human rights activists who campaign
against tyranny could actually have respect for a tyrannical God, be it real or imagined.
I guess the fear of the unknown do make many humans afraid to use their common sense.
If believers read their bible beyond chanting “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want…”
we might actually end up with more atheists than believers. And that would be a right step
towards curing the cancer called religion.
I'm sure those three women in Cleveland begged God for help every second for ten years.
Do you think God just sat there and laughed, like he does with North Koreans?
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Subject: modus operandi
Bart,
They, our owners, are fomenting civil war everywhere. The only thing left to take is us.
There is no recovery for us. No jobs, no future, no hope, only guns.
The second amendment is the only one left.
There are just enough fools out there to make it happen every time.
That is their key to power. Congress is a pathetic joke.
Our whole culture is wretched and gets wretcheder by the day.
I see nothing but darkness on the horizon for many, many moons
I see arrogant cretins in Bentleys being ripped out of their cars and being stomped.
Geosprings
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Handsy Eldrick all over Vonn in Public
Drunk Eldrick fell, embarrassing Vonn
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"Tiger looked uncomfortable," an onlooker at the Boom Boom Room says. The twosome
checked out the Manhattan skyline (with a tux-clad Woods embracing Vonn from behind)
and then took their seats, where they chatted, drank, held hands and kissed for much the night.
At one point, Eldrick got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing
Vonn's butt affectionately as she giggled. Gag me!
When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up stairs
-- and didn't move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed,
helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.
I forget - what do you call a woman who lets a man grab her ass for money?
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Know Your Classics
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Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Bart, that's White Fang by Jack London, a childhood favorite.
Justin D
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Yesterday's Wildlife Photo
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The head of a mouse on the body of a deer - what is it?
Bart, that's a mara, a South American relative of porcupines and guinea pigs.
They're as fast as they are cute.
Tim S
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Subject: Wayne LaPierre
Hi Bart,
I looked up his bio, just for fun. He graduated high school in 1967.
A perfect time for a right wing gun nut to join the army so he could
go overseas and kill Commies. Oddly, he went to college instead.
This subject never comes up with LaPierre, since he's never been an
advocate for war. It's just so typical of right wingers, though - they love
their guns, and they live in a fantasy world where the government's always
out to get them. But they won't join the military - guess that's too "real life" for them.
Steve
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, I think that celebrat is Sarah Palin.
Cute as a bug and crazy as a loon.
You can see the crazy in her eyes even then
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, I think that celebrat is Sarah Palin.
Cute as a bug and crazy as a loon.
You can see the crazy in her eyes even then
oddcat
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, that's Atlanta, looking south down the I-75/85 connector, probably taken
from the 17th street bridge. You can see both the Bank of America tower and
SunTrust Plaza. In a just world, you would be able to see federal agents leading
bankers out of those buildings in handcuffs.
Steve in the ATL
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart,
That's a 1955 Ford Mystere. It was a concept car, never produced.
Michael in OR
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that is the original Criminal Vice President, Spiro Agnew, who served (mostly himself)
under that jackwagon Richard Nixon in the days before Complete Executive Office Immunity.
He loved to smear anybody who disagreed with their illegal war in Vietnam and pioneered
media bashing during a time when the media actually kept an eye on these guys.
He was eventually busted on racketeering charges and spent a little time in Club Fed improving his golf swing.
I didn't think that there could ever be a more sleazy, criminal VP.
I was so wrong.
Mick from Darkest Arizona
Bart, that's Paleo-winger Spiro Agnew.
He had to resign back when we had a functioning press corps,
John J
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