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Tuesday,  May 7, 2013    Vol 3057 - Rabblerouser 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow We're ALL Soviets Now
Gun Nut's July 4th Protest
Sales Tax Bill in the House
Arrow "Help! I've been kidnapped!"
Arrow Miley World's Hottest Woman?
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Ringer's Sarah Michelle Gellar


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We're ALL Soviets Now
Ted Rall knows how to throw a hissy

Did Israel bomb Damascus yesterday? Of course it did. According to Syrian rebel sources,
42 Syrian army soldiers were killed. But Israel – following its customary policy – won’t admit it.
This has happened before. Usually, Syria doesn’t say anything about Israeli airstrikes. (The Syrian
government’s complaint about Sunday’s airstrike is unusual, and thus cause for concern that the
civil war might escalate into a regional conflict.)
According to experts, the official silence following not-so-secret secret bombings reflect the fact
that even enemies have to cooperate sometimes.  We live in a time that bears out the most dystopian
of George Orwell’s predictions, yet even in a world of bluster and BS few news events are as surreal
and mind-blowing as a so-called secret bombing. There is, after all, nothing secret about bombs.

Especially when they fall into a densely populated metropolis.
Certainly the families of those 42 dead soldiers are in the loop.

Israel bombs Syria, so now we're all Societs?

BTW, there is no "secret" bombing,
Everyone with a TV knows Israel hit Syria and they say countries like Saudi Arabia
and Jordan are just fine with that because nobody likes Iran. (They say Israel hit
a shipment of Iranian-made missiles on their way to Hezbollah near Israel's border.)

This isn't the first time I've disagreed with my good friend Ted.

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The Gun Nut's July 4th Obama Protest
Armed and Dangerous White-Power handjobs to march
I can't think of any way this could end well


A self-defined libertarian radio talk-show host has sparked some controversy over a Facebook
event gone viral. Adam Kokesh, host of Adam vs. The Man, created an event on Facebook entitled,
“Open Carry March on Washington #OpenCarry130704” to promote Second Amendment rights.
In a July 4 march from Virginia to D.C., the participants will pass Congress, the Supreme Court,
and the White House—all while carrying their loaded guns.
They claim over 30,000 people were invited, more than 1,500 have confirmed they will attend,
and nearly 1,500 have declined — and the numbers are continuing to grow.
Virginia’s lenient gun laws grant protestors the right to publicly load their guns within state lines.
Since Washington, D.C. has strict gun laws, law enforcement may be able to arrest any
Open Carry March participants if they cross state lines with their loaded guns.
The description on Kokesh’s Facebook page states, “This is an act of civil disobedience,
not a permitted event. We will march with rifles loaded & slung across our backs to put
the government on notice that we will not be intimidated & cower in submission to tyranny.
We are marching to mark the high water mark of government & to turn the tide.
This will be a non-violent event, unless the government chooses to make it violent.”

That means they WANT violence - to prove how "tyrannical" government can be,
so they'll do everything they can to provoke the police into a confrontation.

They want to kill someone so bad they can taste it. What's going to happen when this mob

is at the White House and some nut screams, "We don't need no niggers in our WHITE House?"

Personally, I'd rather have the Boston bomber on the loose
then watch 1500 angry cavemen with semi-automatic weapons
roam the streets like a mob of Black-hunting George Zimmermans.

Will the local cops allow this army of armed handjobs to assemble?

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 Subject: Robert Plant/Zep

So, screw Robert Plant and get a replacement.
He can't hit the high notes anymore.

I saw Zeppelin in 1969 and in 1977.
Plant was missing the high notes in '77.
Add Jack White as vocalist and rhythm guitar.
Build a Better Zeppelin!
  Mick from Darkest Arizona

There's gotta be some 22 year old who can hit those high notes.

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Sales Tax Bill in the House


Traditional retailers and cash-strapped states face a tough sell in the House as they lobby
Congress to limit tax-free shopping on the Internet.
The Senate voted 69 to 27 Monday to pass a bill that empowers states to collect sales taxes
from Internet purchases. Under the bill, states could require out-of-state retailers to collect
sales taxes when they sell products over the Internet, in catalogs, and through radio and TV ads.
The sales taxes would be sent to the states where a shopper lives.
Current law says states can only require retailers to collect sales taxes if the merchant has a
physical presence in the state.
That means big retailers with stores all over the country like Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Target
collect sales taxes when they sell goods over the Internet. But online retailers like eBay and
Amazon don't have to collect sales taxes, except in states where they have offices or distribution centers.

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 Subject: Afraid Of Guns Being Taken Away

Anyone who is afraid their guns will be taken away SHOULD have their guns taken away.
Irrational fear is a certain sign of mental illness.
Keep hammerin'

Rachel made a great point last night.
What weapons will these gut nuts use to hold off America's tanks?
What weapons will these gut nuts use to hold off America's Air Force?
What weapons will these gut nuts use to hold off America's drones?

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"Help me! I've been kidnapped!"


The woman's voice was frantic and breathless, and she was choking back tears.
"Help me. I'm Amanda Berry," she told a 911 dispatcher. "I've been kidnapped
and I've been missing for 10 years and I'm, I'm here, I'm free now."
Those words led police to a house near downtown Cleveland where Berry and two
other women who vanished a decade ago were found Monday, elating family members
and friends who had longed to see them again.
Authorities later arrested three brothers. They released no names and gave no information
about them or what charges they might face.
City officials have scheduled a news conference for Tuesday morning.
Police Chief Michael McGrath said he thinks Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight
were tied up at the house and held there since they were in their teens or early 20s.   UPDATE

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 Subject: My Old Kentucky Home

As a native Kentuckian, (and former Miss Kentucky) I have to tell you the lyrics to this song
were changed many years ago to be politically correct.  “The darkies are gay” was changed to
“the people are gay”, but I’m sure a lot of people in KY still find the “gay” part objectionable. J

The other obscure verses no one knows, not even Kentuckians.  The song written before the
civil war and it reflects the social climate of that time.  Abolitionist Frederick Douglass thought
the song stimulated "the sympathies for the slave, in which anti-slavery principles take root and flourish.” 

The song and the composer have a long storied and respected history in Kentucky.
But I can understand the Teabagger reference, if they were still using the old lyrics.

 Marsha in TN

The poor South - still trying to deal with
the trauma of not being able to own people.

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If Benghazi gives you a painful erection that lasts for more than four years,
you might have a electile dysfunction.
  Mike H

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Miley Cyrus - World's Hottest Woman?
That's what Maxim Magazine is saying


I like Miley Cyrus OK, but hottest woman in the world?

I think Maxim is crying for some attention.

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Bart, that's Vanity Fair by Makepeace Thackeray.
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 Subject: OK with Robert Plant

Robert Plant is not wrong for doing what he wants to do at this time in his life.
Do you think he owes it to others to give up what he want to do, give up what
makes him happy and do what others want him to do? I disagree.

I don't like what I have heard of him solo and with that country fiddle playing girl.
But I respect and even admire his spirit in saying fuck you all, it's my life and I will enjoy it.
 Dave P

I get that "fuck you" vibe from Robert, too.

No, he doesn't owe us the rest of his life,
but would a mini-tour every ten years have cost him his precious soul?

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Bart, that's Berlin; over by the former eastern part: cathedral on the left,
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One of my favourite cities (hoping to get a job at one of the universities there),

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Bart, tha'd be Pierre and Marie Curie, before they became radioactive.
Marie's cook book is still highly radioactive today and cannot be used with a hazmat suit.

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