Bartcop Radio links are at
the bottom of
the page!

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  -
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo


Search Now:
In Association with

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor -
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page

Politics * Humor * Chinaco Anejo * Trip Reports * World Series of Poker * Concert Reviews * Mountain Lakes * Bartcop Radio * BC-Hotties * 

WELCOME TO BARTCOP.COM A modem, a smart mouth and the truthNews and Commentary NOT Approved by Karl Rove, bcause vicious extremists can NOT be appeased.


Thurs-Friday  June 6-7, 2013    Vol 3073 - Goggle brothers

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow NSA Spying on Verizon Customers
O's In-Your-Face Appointments
Stewart Blasts Christie's Hypocrisy
Arrow Grand Old Fascists need a Reboot
Arrow My Lady Junk Was Clean
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Death CaB for Hotties


You coulkd donate, if you think is worth saving.

If you'd like to donate, but are short on cash,

    Shopping at really helps,
so does
clicking on the Mystery/Hottie Pages.

You could PayPal something to

Click to Subscribe

or make a one-time Donatation
.OR you could send a "love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155


"The best part of the last night was watching some conservatives connect
  Susan Rice to the NSA thing. Because that's how their brains work."
      --  LOLGOP


  Send e-mail to Bart

NSA Spying on Verizon Customers
by Ellen Nakashima

The National Security Agency appears to be collecting the telephone records of tens of
millions of American customers of Verizon, under a top-secret court order issued in April.

The order appears to require a Verizon subsidiary to provide the NSA with daily information
on all telephone calls by its customers within the United States and from foreign locations.
This could represent the broadest surveillance order known to have been issued.

The bad news: Lindsey Graham sees nothing wrong with this.
I hate it when Obama gets into bed with Graham and McCain.

More bad news:


"This is just wrong..."
      --  Obama in 2005, reacting to Bush's spying on us.

 Send e-mail to Bart

Advertise        with,

Spend Money
, Make Money
Two days just $35
One week just $70

Don't let Bush's recession beat you.

Fight back!

Advertise on

Obama's In-Your-Face Appointments
They hate Susan Rice over their Benghazi Fraud

Obama’s defiant selection of Susan Rice as his new national security adviser underscored
the newly assertive approach he has taken to appointments ever since he abandoned a
potential cabinet nominee named Susan Rice.

That was written super-stupidly.
Why can't writers in Washington write as well as Ol' Bart?

Obama made no secret of how upset he was when he passed over Ms. Rice for secretary of
state last winter amid the bullshit furor about Benghazi. But ever since, he has been choosing
appointees and nominees he knew would provoke fights with Republicans, almost as if trying
to redeem the moment.

The unapologetic selections reflect Obama's conclusion that when it comes to choosing personnel,
the president can never satisfy Republicans who will find almost anyone objectionable.

So, it only took Obama FIVE AND A HALF YEARS to learn what every
Bartcop reader has known since the nineties - you can't reason with a rabid dog.

How can such a smart man be so childishly naive?

Hillary could've saved Obama those five long years of wandering
aimlessly in the desert,
but maybe Obama wasn't interested in hearing from someone who already KNEW the enemy.

Obama could've used those lost five years to make America better, but he
wanted to see if he could reason with Bitch and Boner and the other wild dogs.

But, trying to say something positive about our Democratic president, at least President Mouse
is acting more like a man these days, now that he's wasted those five years.

 Send e-mail to Bart

Shop Online  sells  everything

 Find your purchase then come back here
and use this link

and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies...

Amazon business has been slower than usual.
I hope things pick up between now and Christmas
because Amazon has become my financial lifeline.

Extra thanks to those of you who
use the Amazon Portal.

Since last issue, the most interesting item purchased from
is a  Coffee Bean Direct Decaf Colombian, 5-Pound Bag

for  $41 so Amazon donated $1.65 to the Treehouse! 

Yes, coffee was the most interesting thing bought yesterday.

Thanks for using this link

Buy online
Free Shipping

Look for 'bartcop' in the link when you place the order.


Add the Amazon link
to your Favorites Bar


Search Now:
In Association with

Stewart Blasts Christie's Hypocrisy
Christie said he wouldn't do it, then he did it

   Watch the Video.

Jon Stewart ripped into Chris Christie (R-Corrupt) on Wednesday for his decision to hold
a separate special election to fill the U.S. Senate seat vacated by the late Frank Lautenberg.

"That is such a self-serving, corrupt abuse of power. I miss New Jersey so much," Stewart quipped.
"It's just hard to see corrupt abuse of power and not think about home."

Stewart played a clip of Christie in 2009, saying that if the situation arose, he couldn't imagine
a situation in which "any responsible governor" would hold a special election that would cost 
taxpayers an extra $10 million.  Now, that number is more like $12 million. But Christie is doing so,
critics say, because it helps his chances of being re-elected in November.

Stewart said that Christie's reason for wanting the special election three weeks earlier than the general
is because New Jersey needs a senator as quickly as possible — which doesn't pass the smell test.

It's so rare to see a Democrat fight back.

We have Jon Stewart and Bill Maher and maybe some Letterman - and that's about it.

Subject: God speaks to Republicans

When god speaks to republicans telling them to run for office or keep Boehner in his seat,
it is proof we have a group of mentally ill people in power in the teabag party. 

Hearing voices and claiming god talks to a person is a symptom of mental illness called Schizophrenia. 
It is a severe brain disorder where people interpret reality abnormally. 
These people have hallucinations delusions and disordered thinking and behavior. 
These people belong no where near power.  They require life long treatment.
You are correct!
How can we get word to Obama to stop begging for their approval?

  Send e-mail to Bart

Bartcop's Computer Repair 
We can fix your computer

We do the repairs magically, over the Net.

Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair

Sign up now!

We come to you!

Sirius XM 

Weeknights at 9 PM Eastern/Pacific

Grand Old Fascists need a Reboot
  by Cynthia Tucker at


The party of Lincoln is in trouble, threatened with irrelevance, even extinction. Its weaknesses are legion.

Its congressional leaders are quite unpopular, polls show. So are the party’s positions. Its beliefs — animosity
to same-sex marriage, hostility toward saner gun laws, rejection of higher taxes for the wealthy, suspicion of
popular entitlement programs — are not shared by the majority of Americans.

It is bereft of ideas, committed to formulas that don’t work (cut taxes, no matter the economic conditions)
and to a rejection of reasoned analysis (climate change is a hoax). It has alienated the nation’s voters of color,
who represent growing blocs of influence.

As if those deficiencies were not enough, the party is falling into a civil war, its internal feuds increasingly loud
and obstreperous. The only thing that still unites all parts of the Republican Party is an irrational hatred of Obama.

That’s not good for the country.

When have the Republicans ever done whatr was good for the country?

Was lying us into a war good for the country?
Was impeaching Clinton over a BJ good for America?
Was shifting massive wealth from the poor and middle class to the super-rich helpful?
How is hating women, Blacks and gays good for America?

  Send e-mail to Bart

Did you see Special Head on America's Got Talent?

He stood there, doing nothing, so Howard Stern buzzed (rejected) him.
Then the guy lifts his feet off the ground and just hangs there in mid-air.

HERE is another clip of Special Head levitating for a live crowd on the street.
One assumes that for a live crowd on the street, there's no crane hidden by camera angles.

How does he do that?

  Send e-mail to Bart

Gov got Drunk after Bomber Caught


Can you blame him?

In a rare admission by a politician, Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick said he got "quite drunk"
the night after Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was captured at the end of a dramatic, daylong manhunt.

The Democrat opened up about the aftermath of the terror attack, saying he was relieved not only
that Tsarnaev was captured but because he could fully do away with the city's lockdown.

"The reason why it worked out in the end is because we found him. If we didn't find him
then people would be bitching and moaning about how we kept them indoors all day," Patrick said.

I had a cockatil, too!
It was a Friday night and the tension was so thick you could cut it with Ted Cruz's pitchfork.

When that lady told Douche Blitzer, "They have him cornered," and Douche replied,
"They have who cornered?" I knew it was time to tie one on.

And good for the Governor who was honest and did what most people did.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Obama appointing Rice

I believe Obama's announcement of his appointment of Susan Rice as National Security adviser
is his way of saying "up your nose with a rubber hose" to Republicans. 

Bet they are just frothing at the mouth, and they can't do a thing about it.  Hee hee.
  Linda  >^..^<

  Send e-mail to Bart

Marty's Entertainment Page
has new stuff
every day

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Follow Bartcop on Twitter and Facebook

Get notified when a new issue goes up

Today's OMG!  Don't Look Down Picture


Yesterday's Bonus Question: What city is she in?  

Subject: Bonus question: it's Seattle, WA...

 ...looking east at First Hill/Capitol Hill.
   Don L 

 Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Amazon

Bart, how does one get you in the deal at amazon?   
I should know, but getting old.

G, let's say you find a drill you want at
If you copy the name of it and then go to and put that
in the search box and then buy it, they send me 4 cents on the dollar.

It doesn't work every time but it works often - thanks.

  Send e-mail to Bart

My Lady Junk Was Clean as a Whistle
Michael Douglas's ex says her vagina didn't give him oral cancer


Michael Douglas' ex-wife wants to make it clear -- she was clean when he was married to her.

Douglas told a British paper over the weekend ... his 2010 throat cancer was "caused by HPV
[human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Diandra Douglas -- whose epic divorce from Michael in 2000 was one of the richest marital
settlements in history -- tells TMZ she does NOT have HPV ... period.

Guess the ball is in your court now, CZJ.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Carrie Underwood

This is one more example of people speaking without having the slightest idea of what they are talking about. 
The object of the law is to stop/prevent animal abuse rather than criminalize the recording of the same. 
What a dumb broad.
  Jim Bradley

I don't know about this law, but the way I read the story (at 90 MPH), IF you have video of animal abuse
you MUST inform the cops within 24 hours.  The problem seemed to be that the crooked cops would then
notify the criminals that they were about to be busted so they could hide the evidence.

Send e-mail to Bart

If you witnessed war crimes, would you tell?

100-second video, SFW

Today's Wildlife Photo


Maybe our wildest wildlife picture ever?

Send e-mail to Bart


Here's another chance to donate.

You could
PayPal something to

Click to Subscribe

or make a one-time Donatation

.OR you could send a "love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

Also, shopping  really helps, too.

Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

I think this one might be Madonna.
Keep swingin that hammer,

  Send e-mail to Bart

Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Nobody got Conques, France, but that's OK.

My good friend Peter from New Zealand is on vacation there
and he was wondering if any other Bartcop readers had been there.

Send e-mail to Bart

I'm a senior who sees movement
so I guess I'm a senior criminal.

Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

There's a certain word you need to use to correctly identify this muscle car.

That is a 1968 Camero.  One came with my first wife.  Wish I still had the car; wife, not so much.

JB, you are close....

That is a  1969 COPO 9561 L72 Camaro Belmont Chevrolet .
  Paul in VA

Hi Bart, that's a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro, sporting the L72 427 big iron block, with Holley carbs
under that big Rally Green hood.  It was known as the "COPO 9561" model, because Chevy gave
dealers a special way of getting the car through its Central Office Production Order desk. 
Highly prized muscle car, great picture.

According to wikipedia, the non-thinking nutjobs came up with a GM corporate edict that forbade
Chevrolet from installing engines larger than 400 cu in their muscle cars - how stupid!

To get around this self-defeating horseshit, they came up with Central Office Production Orders (COPO).

One customer, Yenko, ordered 201 of these cars to create the now-legendary Yenko Camaro.

How stupid were the handjobs who ran GM?

It's like a bakery that sells chocolate cake but they have a rule - no chocolate icing.
So the Yenko bakery bought 201 cakes, added the chocolate icing amd made a f-ing fortune.

How stupid were the handjobs who ran GM?

  Send e-mail to Bart

What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that’s John V. "Black Jack" Bouvier III, the father of Jacqueline Kennedy
 Steve the Photo man

 Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: donations

Finished May in the black, Bart.
Here's a donation to keep the hammer swinging.
Thanks, man, for what you do.
 Palmetto Yankee

PY, thanks for that.

Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.  
As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes
if you shop with them, you might even save some money.

Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online.

It never hurts to check prices.


Shopping online?

 Use this Amazon portal
and they'll send
a few pennies from each dollar.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with

Read the  Previous Issue  of

 It had everything.

 Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000,
 2001, 2002,
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007,
 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,

Looking for something in a back issue?


Thanks to  subscribers.

We know you work hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps Bartcop online today.

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political Strikes, Faux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real.

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online.

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.

 Marc Perkel's Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

Bartcop radio

To hear the RADIO SHOWS, you must have a login and password.
Click Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

Click to get to the Archived Radio Shows  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor


Privacy Policy
. .