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Thurs-Friday July 25-26, 2013    Vol 3098 - Derwood

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Health Care Drives GOP Mad
Zippy's 'Rescues' Bail on Him
The Snowden Distraction
Arrow Obama Raids Washington State
Arrow Obama’s Willing Executioners
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Health Care Drives GOP Mad
And they brag about that...
by Gene Lyons


If insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result,
it’s tempting to observe that congressional Republicans have gone stark, raving mad. My own
GOP congressman, Rep. Tim Griffin, recently delivered himself of an opinion column boasting
about having “voted more than 30 times to repeal all or parts of Obamacare.”

Only in politics does somebody expect praise for sheer futility.

Characteristically, Griffin’s column began by misrepresenting Senator Max Baucus. No, Max didn’t
call Obamacare a “train wreck.” In context, Baucus was complaining about Congress’s refusal to
adequately fund programs helping people understand the law. With so much disinformation out there,
he feared that public ignorance would lead to citizens initially missing out on its benefits.

But then fostering public ignorance is the whole GOP game plan at this point. Having been defeated
in the House and Senate, failing to have Obamacare declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court,
and being rejected by voters in the 2012 presidential election, disinformation and sabotage are all they’ve got left.


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Subject: Snowden Still in Play

What makes you so dead certain that Snowden’s motivation is a desperate need for attention? 
I ask because you offer no evidence at all to support that conclusion. 

I don't like him. I have plenty of experience with scumbags and hustlers.
When he starts that
"I will fight for YOU until Obama has me murdered" crap,
my bullshit detector starts barking like a chihuahua on Cuervo Gold.
Nobody asked him to martyr himself, but he wants credit for it, anyway.

Then, again without evidence, you assert that Snowden has ‘set himself up to make headlines forever.’

His buddy Glenn Greenwald says there are LOTS of leaks to come.

If you want to be understood on this issue you’ve got to show your work… that would be a
sequence of steps showing sound reasoning, supported by verifiable evidence.  So far you haven’t
shown your work. 

There you go again with "show your evdience."
I don't like him. I have plenty of experience with scumbags and hustlers.

In fact, you’re very close to coming across as envious of Snowden’s notoriety. 

Do I have to deny this dopey charge every issue?

He’d have to have been a twisted young man indeed to give up “his [gorgeous] girlfriend,
his cushy $200K job, his home in Paradise and his American citizenship,” just to gain some fleeting notoriety.

My point exactly.
THAT'S how desperate he is to be famous.

Why is it so hard for you to imagine that Snowden might instead be a sincere young man whose
loyalty is to the Constitution of the country he loves?  That just like the Founders, he’s willing to
risk everything, up to and most definitely including his life, for the sake of principle? 

I don't like him. I have plenty of experience with scumbags and hustlers.

Because he’s a high school dropout?  Because he wears stylish glasses? 
Because the corporate whores over on Fox News say he’s a traitor?
Dave in Delaware

Now you're being less-than intelligent.

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Zippy's 'Rescues' Bail on Him
We all believe he's a hero now


The family "rescued" from a car accident by Zippy, days after he got away with murder,
canceled plans to thank him publicly because they fear being linked to someone reviled by
most Americans, Zippy's lawyer said on Wednesday.

"The family realized that George Zimmerman is very toxic," claimed Mark O'Mara.

The planted story had Zimmerman plucking two children and their parents to safety from
a Ford Exploder last week, after it "overturned in an accident." authorities said.

Mark and Dana Gerstle, who were "rescued" with their children from the overturned SUV,
have refused to talk to the media and have posted a "no trespassing" sign outside their home.


Subject: Bixby corn

We have something in Colorado that comes around once each year
called Olathe Sweet Corn, it sounds a lot like your Bixby. All may not be lost.
  Michael in Denver

Michael, we get Olathe sweet corn in grocery stores every August-September. 
It is excellent corn ...and now it's all we'll get.

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The Snowden Distraction

Dear Bart:
We need to move beyond the conversation about what Snowden did and on into the more serious
concerns expressed by Senator Wyden (D-OR) regarding the surveillance things we still don’t know
about and the extent to which secret laws regarding these are anathema to a functioning democracy. 
This Senator is opposed to what is going down and he has not been able to speak his mind publicly until now.

Please link to his important statement on reigning in the secret security apparatus.

Secret laws are not required to undertake secret programs. WTF good does it do to have a public interpretation
of the Patriot Act that is entirely different than the secret interpretation that is actually employed by the state?

Let’s keep it real. We need to grow a set of balls and conduct ourselves as free society, NOW,
or we will effectively lose the option of doing so for all time.

Crazy Chris from Boca

Chris, thanks for that.
I really like the "move beyond" part.

Regardless of where you stand on Snowden,
we ALL want it to be over, right?

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 Subject: Anthony Weiner

The latest Weinergate was exposed on National Hot Dog Day. 
And you say there's no god.   ha ha

I call on all women to call for Weiner's resignation.
Asking her to stick with him the first time was bad enough.

Asking her to stick with him WHILE HE CONTINUES SEXTING is disgusting
and it proves that her feelings and her dignity mean absolutely nothing to him.

Bottom Line:
He wants to send his dong pictures MORE than he wants to be mayor
and he'd rather send his dong pictures to strangers than stay married.

She deserves better.


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Dang, even Mississippi is more progressive
than the backward hellholes we call OK and Texas.

Obama Raids Washington State
He can't stand that the voters decided


As state laws decriminalizing marijuana begin to take effect (and grow in number), proponents of the drug
have been holding their breaths to see how ouir Reefer Madness President would react. And in Washington State,
it looks like several medical marijuana dispensaries found out the answer today as Obama's DEA confirmed a
series of raids on legal pot stores in the Seattle area. 

One of the dispensaries was the Bayside Collective in Olympia, the state capital, where seven government vehicles
converged Wednesday morning. Agents with guns drawn because they have small penises seized business records
and about $2,500 worth of marijuana intended for cancer patients, Casey Lee, who works at the clinic, said
"It's humiliating," Lee said. "They don't get to see the cancer patients."


"Eric, stay on them,. Raid them every week.
  Cancer patients need to respect the rule of law!"

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Congress: Obama’s Willing Executioners of the Fourth Amendment
  by a very excited Norman Soloman


It’s now painfully clear that the president has put out a contract on the Fourth Amendment.

Oh, so it's going to be one of those "fair and balanced" articles?

And at the Capitol, the hierarchies of both parties are stuffing it into the trunks of their limousines,
so each provision can be neatly fitted with cement shoes and delivered to the bottom of the Potomac.

So now it's comedy hour?

Edward Snowden’s heroic revelations...

Gag me - can't you even pretend to be partly objective?

Al Franken said in early June. “I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.”
From his Senate office, one press release after another has been packed with blather like overstuffed sausages.

Franken is full of blather - meaning he's a liar like Obama is a liar.
They can't be mistaken, they can't be sincere, they are liars.
Can you see how badly this guy wants a war?

It's not possible that Obama has more facts and a better understanding of rhus subject than you.
If you disagree, it's because Obama is coming with cement shoes.   It's like reading The Onion.

BTW, what is Norman Soloman's solution?

"...only a direct challenge to the Obama administration’s policies can rise to the level
  of the current historic imperative to restore civil liberties in the United States."

What does that mean?

Does he want Obama arrested?
Is he calling for the overthrow of the government?
Is he calling for civil disobedience to get the government's attention?

Or is he just screaming?

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Free Speech

I heard Alec Baldwin on Stern today.

He said he was called to the Manhattan District Attorney's office, (that would be the one
portrayed on NBC's Law & Order) and he was told they were contemplating hate crimes charges
against him for alledgedly calling a bothersome Black papparazzi, "a coon."

Baldwin says he never said it and challenged them to prove he said it.

Can you reallty be arrested in New York for name-calling?
Doesn't there have to be a felony in progress, like a beating or a stabbing?

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  Subject: You and me and Snowden

Hi Bart,
I don't think you are alone on this. I pretty much agree with you on this issue and I believe a
lot of other readers do too. Like you, my life hasn't changed and theirs hasn't either. I still feel
safe and I enjoy my life. That's why it took me till now to add my opinion on your page.

If Snowden was sincere about his patriotism he would have stayed here to face the music.
Instead he ran, taking sensitive computers with him to fucking Russia. Yep, a real American hero.

If he would have pulled a Daniel Ellsberg and said, "Yes I did it. America needs to know,
and I'm ready to stay and pay" I would be on his side.
Now he's stuck. Sleeping with the enemy and that's all he gets.

I guess he trusts Putin and the the Russian government more than Obama and our government.
Hang tough my friend.
 Dave, Cincinnati

Poeple have a right to their opinions and I can't blame them for being upset about the NSA
but screaming "cement shoes" at Obama only helps the Republicans in the coming elections.

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Subject: Snowden

Hey Bart,
Just remember every piece of data Snowden possesses has a very short shelf life. 
In 6 months to a year it will all be worthless, and so will he. 
Don’t think the Russians have not thought of this already.

How do we think the Snowden mess will be resolved?

Will he get to Peru or somewhere and stay a few years and them get homesick?
Will he then plea-bargain a shorter sentence, maybe 10-15 years so he can still have

some quality years left after he leaves prison?

Or will Team Six find him and drag his ass back here to do the full 40 years?

It has to end someday, right?

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