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Tuesday Aug 6, 2013    Vol 3104 - The French drifter

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow GOP House after ACORN Again
Arrow GOP threatens CNN, NBC
'Baggers Reject GOP 'Stars'
Arrow Bush Survives Heart Surgery
Arrow Mitch the Bitch Shutdown Blues
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"Marilyn, you’ll marry Jack, that’s great, And you’ll move into the White House and you’ll
  assume the responsibilities of First Lady, and I’ll move out and you’ll have all the problems.’”

     --  Jackie Kennedy, allegedly speaking to Marilyn Monroe after MM called the White House
          to say she and Jack were having an affair, according to some new book    Read More

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GOP House after ACORN Again
Trouble is, they no longer exist, morans!


When House GOP leaders abruptly shelved a bill to fund standard federal transportation and
housing programs last Wednesday, one of the legislation's few uncontroversial provisions was
a section banning funds for the anti-poverty group ACORN. Had Boner (R-Ohio) been able to
pass the bill, it would have marked the 13th time that Republicans have voted to block federal
 funding for ACORN since the GOP took over the lower chamber in 2011.

Oddly, however, ACORN does not exist -- the group disbanded in 2010.

Just why, exactly, the House GOP keeps voting to ban funding for a dead organization remains
something of a mystery, and the subject of Democratic ridicule.

"Word is the majority will also prohibit foreign aid to the Ottoman Empire this year," a Democratic
congressional aide snarked to HuffPost. (Like ACORN, the Ottoman Empire does not exist.)

That's the GOP's plan for America's future:

Defunding ACORN and never-ending Benghazi hearings.

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 Subject:  Snowden

Bart -- What in the world is wrong with you? 
Comparing Snowden to Zimmerman is flagrant stupidity. 

I see both of them as super-desperate to become famous.
Both have succeeded, and both are paying a high price for that desperation.
Isn't it sad?

Right about now is usually when you lapse into an incoherent rambling about how
he had a great girlfriend and made a lot of money, therefore he must be a traitor.

How is it "incoherent rambling" to point out that Snowden
threw his life away in his desperate attempt to become famous?

How you can feel anything but extreme embarrassment over what you've been
writing about Snowden is beyond me.  You should gracefully withdraw from the fray;
simply stop commenting on the whole affair and try to regain some of your dignity

You seem to think you get a debate point every time you hurl a stupid insult.

I have the ability to insult people too, and some people say I'm pretty good at it,
but I choose not to because I realize you're misguided, not evil.

If ONLY there was a way we could bet on Snowden.

One of us would clean the fuck up.

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 Subject: Here's Why Nobody Got Savannah, GA


Because that is not Savannah. 
I traveled there a couple of times a year over a 10 year period,
and the city is no where near that built up.  But don't take my word for it,
go to the images section of the google machine and no where will you see
a pic of Savannah as large as the city you posted.
  Paul in Boca

I've never been there.
I saw this and took their word for it.

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GOP threatens CNN, NBC
GOP wants control over what they broadcast


Rinse Prettyboy is threatening not to partner with NBC and CNN on future presidential debates
unless they halt production of recently announced programs about Hillary.

NBC announced in July that the network would air a four-hour miniseries called “Hillary,”
and CNN Films is producing a documentary about her as well.

In letters addressed to NBC and CNN on Aug. 5, Prettyboy warned that RNC members intend
to vote on a resolution at their party-wide meeting later this month to shut out the networks from
partnering with the party on Republican primary debates if they do not cancel the programs.

"Out of a sense of fairness and decency and in the interest of the political process and your company's
reputation, I call on you to cancel this political ad masquerading as an unbiased production,” Prettyboy wrote.
"If you have not agreed to pull this programming prior to August 14, I will seek a binding vote
of the RNC stating that the committee will neither partner with you in 2016 primary debates
nor sanction primary debates which you sponsor."

Correct response: "Blow it out your ass, Prettyboy."

 Subject: still wrong

Bart, you’re still wrong about the NSA/DOD/CIA/DOJ/FBI/DEA ad nauseam
domestic spy threats to our country, and the constitution.  The fact we as a nation
can’t even agree on what ails us means we won’t find any solutions anytime soon.
PS:  Snowden didn’t cause this.  Nor did Saddam or Bin Laden. 
Five presidents nominated by Wall Street, a John Birch supreme court
and a 33-year old “Keep Rewarding the Rich” congress did.
And I’ll bet you all this week’s DHS alerts are bullshit too.
 Justin, who wants to keep arguing about the NSA

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'Baggers Reject GOP 'Stars'
"A lot of people are feeling betrayed"


This wasn't the revolution the tea party had in mind.

Four years ago, the Teabagger movement and its potent mix of anger and tacism persuaded
thousands of costumed and sign-waving handjobs to protest the ballooning deficit they loved
under Bush and affordable health care. It swept a crop of no-compromise handjobs into Congress
and governor's offices and transformed unknown handjobs like Marco Rubio, into household names.

But as many tea party stars seek re-election next year and Rubio considers a 2016 presidential run,
conservative handjobs are finding themselves at a crossroads. Many of their standard-bearers have
embraced more moderate positions on bedrock issues such as immigration and health care, broadening
their appeal in swing states but dampening grass-roots passion.

"They keep sticking their finger in the eyes of the guys who got them elected," said Ralph King,
a nopbody who's hurt that he can't hand-pick the House and Senate. "A lot of people are feeling betrayed."

The tea party is a loosely knit web of handjobs, and some are hoping to rekindle the racism with 2014
primary challenges to half-sane Republicans. But many more say they plan to sit out high-profile races
in some important swing states next year, a move that GOP leaders fear could imperil the re-election
prospects of former tea party luminaries, including the governors of Florida and Ohio.

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 Subject: Marc Perkel

Bart, thanks so much for the link to that wonderful speech of Marc Perkel’s. 

I downloaded and read all of his “Church of Reality” documents
so it’s a real treat to see/hear him in the flesh! 

His message is badly needed in this “Demon Haunted World” (as Carl Sagan would call it).
  Debbie from Milwaukee

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I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300

 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics.
I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again.

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W Bush Survives Heart Surgery
Evil people are harder to kill than cockroaches

George W. Bush, 67, has had a stent placed in a heart artery to clear a blockage, his office said today.

The procedure was performed this morning at a hospital in Dallas, his office added.

"President Bush is in high spirits, eager to return home tomorrow," the office said in a statement.

"He is grateful to the skilled medical professionals who have cared for him. He thanks his family,
friends, and fellow citizens for their prayers and well wishes," the statement continued.
"And he encourages us all to get our regular check-ups."

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 Subject: Star Trek

Bart, that's Edith Keeler, not Ruby in the Star Trek episode
City On The Edge Of Forever
, written by Harlan Ellison.
I bet your internets lit up from all the Trekkers on this one, huh?
Live long and prosper!
  Brian in Santa Clarita, Ca. regrets the error.

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Mitch the Bitch Shutdown Blues
His re-election bid will hurt America


Mitch McConnell’s re-election battle against a credible conservative opponent upends politics
in a way that makes it harder to avoid a government shutdown and debt default. In recent years,
the grouchy bastard has had a knack for cutting deals at the last minute to break impasses and avert fiscal crises.

This time around — as federal government funding expires Sept. 30 and as the U.S. brushes up
against the debt limit in the fall — playing that role could end his career.

Senate Democratic leaders also worry that his re-election dynamics make crisis likelier, especially
with Boner more powerless than usual, having promised his ultraconservative members he won’t
negotiate privately with The Black Guy Teabaggers Hate.

“His lurch to the right and his desperation to portray himself to the Tea Party as the chief Obama
opponent absolutely makes it more difficult to get a deal,” said a Democrat. “In the past he would
swoop in at the end and negotiate, and now we just can’t be sure he will be able to do that.”

That's what Republican politics has become.
To get elected, you have to be the biggest dick anyone ever saw.

Mitch the Bitch is an expert at that, so the government WILL shut down
and the fiscal crisis WILL happen so The Bitch can prove what a giant dick he is.

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 Subject:  Savannah, GA

Bart, I don't know where it is but its definitely not Savannah, Georgia. 
I spent too many days there for 20 years to not know this!!

If you put that photo in Tin Eye, it says this:

But like I said, I've never been there..

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Bart, that is a young Jacqueline Bisset. 

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that is a 1953 Lincoln XL-500 concept car.
That is a push-button transmission shifter in the steering wheel and it came
with telephone and dictaphone. It was also equipped with built-in jacks for
tire changes. (I don't have a clue how a phone would work in 1953!)

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