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Weekend-Monday August 10-12, 2013    Vol 3107 - Nick Beef

Why don't Democrats mention this when the GOP
complains about the size of government?

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow GOP Moderates vs The Baggers
Arrow DEA's Hidden Intel Evidence
The GOP is Now Paralyzed
Arrow Man-on-Dog Eyes 2016
Arrow Dr. Sanjay Gupta: I Endorse Pot
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GOP Moderates vs The Baggers
Boner's going to anger the base...


Moderate Republican conservatives are beginning to foment a revolt of their own — a backlash to
anti-spending tea party shrillness as budget cuts begin to significantly shrink defense and domestic programs.

Tea party forces may have dominated the House GOP's approach to the budget so far, but pragmatists in the
party have served notice they won't stand idly by for indiscriminate spending cuts to politically popular
community development grants, education programs and even Amtrak.

Voting for the tea party budget developed by Paul Ryan was one thing. But as long as a Democrat occupies
the White House, Ryan's budget is little more than a nonbinding wish list — cutting Medicaid, Medicare and
food stamps and slashing budgets for domestic agencies funded annually through appropriations bills.

Many tenured Republicans have viewed Ryan's sweeping cuts as unworkable all along. When more than
$4 billion in entirely new cuts came to the House floor, John Boehner confronted shaky support and pulled
the $44 billion package on July 31.

That sparked a frustrated outburst from the Rep. Harold Rogers, R-Ky. He called for abandoning the Ryan
budget and starting bipartisan negotiations that would provide appropriators with "a realistic spending level
to fund the government in a responsible — and attainable — way."

Harold, guess what?
You're in a party totally dominated by insane Teabaggers.

You no longer get to use words like "realistic" and "responsible."

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 Subject: Obama calls for NSA transparency

It's kind of funny that Obama is calling for NSA transparency
because that's just what Edward Snowden gave us.

If Obama wants transparency about the NSA and PRISM programs
he should let Snowden speak rather than trying to shut him up.

Snowden is a patriot, a whistle blower, and a saint.
Obama is the one who is breaking the law.
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Either Marc Perkel is pulling our lariat OR the Church of Reality found its first saint :)

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The DEA's Hidden Intel Evidence
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Details of a DEA program that feeds tips to federal agents and then instructs them to alter the
investigative trail were published in a manual used by IRS agents for two years.

The practice of recreating the investigative trail, highly criticized by former prosecutors and
defense lawyers after Reuters reported it this week, is now under review by the Justice Department.
Two high-profile Republicans have also raised questions about the procedure.

A 350-word entry in the Internal Revenue Manual instructed agents of the U.S. tax agency to
omit any reference to tips supplied by the DEA's Special Operations Division, especially from
affidavits, court proceedings or investigative files. The entry was published and posted online in 2005
and 2006, and was removed in early 2007. The IRS is among two dozen arms of the government
working with the Special Operations Division, including the FBI, the NSA and the CIA.

So how many thousands or tens of thousands of people are in jail illegally?

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Subject: million-man march

Bart, you wrote:

"But also, if you believe Obama is lying/breaking the law/destroying the Constitution
 why aren't you organizing a million-man-type march to call for him to step down?"

We were counting on you to do it.  That's why we are all so pissed.

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The GOP is Now Paralyzed
   by Elaine Isquith



There was a time, about two summers ago, when Republicans in Congress opposed the president
for a reason. The reason wasn’t exactly an honorable or stirring one, but at least it had a logic to it.
The thinking, reportedly articulated by Paul Ryan among others, went a little something like this:
Any grand bargain, no matter how tilted to the right wing, would only help Obama win reelection.
But all-out intransigence, when paired with a weak economy and looming debt, would make
Obama look ineffectual, weak, and in over his head. And that was the way back to 1600 Penn.

But then Mitt Romney happened, and we all know how that went.   ha ha

Cut to yesterday, more than two years later, and depressingly little has changed. There Obama stands;
still president, still trying, and still finding no serious partner with whom to bargain. But whereas the
original grand bargain was truly sweeping in its ambitions, trading (too few) tax hikes for (too many)
cuts to social insurance programs like Medicare and Social Security, this latest iteration of what some
have called the president’s white whale is far more modest. And yet Republican resistance is even firmer.

Pigboy and FOX News will not allow any sanity to spread in the GOP.
Republicans don't get that Pigboy and FOX are here to fleece money from the extra-stupid.

They're not about changing America or winning elections.
For them, it's greed, pure and simple and they're not giving up those extra millions.

 Subject: crazy Neil

True, sometimes political disputes in Oklahoma are settled with ammonium nitrate.

Besides, if I used my real name, unstable types (cough) might say I was seeking fame.

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Snowden's ISP Goes Dark
Founder says Feds involved in 'crimes'


The email service used by Snowden abruptly shut down on Thursday after its owner cryptically
announced his refusal to become "complicit in crimes against the American people."

Lavabit, an email service, is no more, apparently after rejecting a court order for cooperation with
the Feds to participate in surveillance on its customers. It is the first such company known to have
closed rather than comply with government surveillance.

Silent Circle, another provider of secure online services, announced on later Thursday night
that it would scrap its own encrypted email offering, Silent Mail.

The founder of Lavabait, Ladar Levison, wrote on the company's website: "I have been forced to
make a difficult decision: to become complicit in crimes against the American people or walk away
from nearly ten years of hard work by shutting down Lavabit."


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Subject: Sanjay Gupta Apologizes For 'Misleading' Public About Weed

Think Obama would still want him for surgeon general after this about face on weed?

Maybe this will help BO do an about face, and thereby avoid everlasting shame
and derision from his warped handling of the war on pot.
 Crazy Chris From Boca

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Man-on-Dog Eyes 2016
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Dr. Sanjay Gupta: I Endorse Pot
He used to think like Obama...


CNN medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta is reversing his position on medical marijuana
and now endorses its use in a new essay and upcoming documentary.

"We have been terribly and systematically misled for nearly 70 years in the United States,
and I apologize for my own role in that," Gupta, who penned an article for Time in 2009 titled
"Why I Would Vote No on Pot," writes for "I didn't look hard enough, until now.
I didn't look far enough. ... I was too dismissive of the loud chorus of legitimate patients whose
symptoms improved on cannabis.
For his film, titled simply Weed, Gupta writes that he spoke to "medical leaders, experts, growers
and patients" around the world. In a departure from the DEA's view on marijuana, Gupta now
believes that "it doesn't have a high potential for abuse, and there are very legitimate medical
applications. In fact, sometimes marijuana is the only thing that works."

So far he's got everything right.

He cites research estimating that 9 to 10 percent of adult marijuana users become dependent,
as compared to 20 percent of cocaine users, 25 percent of heroin users and 30 percent of tobacco users.

What the F is he talking about?

You can't get medically addicted to pot UNLESS it does such a great job of killing pain
that you just can't live without it, but isn't that also true of asprin and Tylenol?

And he's saying ONLY 25% of heroin users become addicted?
If they're doing it right, that number is waaaaay too low.

Methinks the doctor wants to sell his film Weeds.

That doesn't mean you can make shit up, Doc.

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Eldrick's Drought Continues
Five years without a win makes him The Best


The world’s No. 1-ranked golfer is now winless in his last 18 starts in the sport’s four majors.

Isn't that a crazy sentence?
How can the world's greatest golfer be Majors winless for FIVE YEARS and still be Number One?

Golf is as crooked as f-ing raslin', that's the answer.

Eldrick brings in so much money, they'll rank him Number One
even if he never wins another tournament the rest of his life.

Eldrick's Love Nest is Sinking


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  of having pictures of me plastered all over the world press as a boy."

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 They can't be trusted - they are Cheney's newspaper.

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Subject: Russian decision

So Obama cancelled a meeting, and suddenly he's Bush. Interesting.
 Steve SJ

Obama is a double-winner so Democrats HAVE to hate him.
Name a double-winner the Democrats don't hate - go ahead.

It's in our DNA.

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  You Have Now

 Who knew Ronnie was gay?

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Bart, that is Twin Peaks's Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee.)
The character's body was found washed up on the beach, wrapped in plastic, 
at the beginning of the truly funky series.

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You see?
This is what Democrats will do to Hillary if she runs.

Democrats hate winners.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that is Pittsburgh as seen from under the Fort Duquesne bridge over the Allegheny River,


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Democrats loved Reagan - even when he was kicking their teeth in.
Democrats wanted to be nice more than they wanted to win.

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Nobody got the 1956 Buick Centurion II

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Look at them - trying to make the case that Tony Romo is a good quarterback.
You know what Rodgers and Brady have that Romo doesn't?

Playoff wins,
not to mention Superbowl rings.

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Nobody got last issue's History Mystery, which was

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showing actors pointing their guns, as riot policemen stand guard outside the
British embassy in Tehran on November 29, 2011.

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