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Tuesday August 13, 2013    Vol 3108 - Greener Grass

"We're OK with that..."

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow Plan for Cyberdefense Unlikely
Arrow Obama's e-mails "too expensive"
NC Moves to Legalize Racism
Arrow Being Hillary isn't Enough
Arrow Paula Deen Wins, Loses
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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"To be honest with you, I picked the wrong vice. I should've picked alcohol.
  I should've picked drugs, or I should've picked beating up my wife, because
  if you do those three things, you can still be in the Baseball Hall of Fame."
     --  Pete Rose, the best hitter in baseball history - for sure

  He's right.
  It's like they let in the heroin addicts but drew the line at pot smokers.

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THESE are the bastards who get super-rich when we go to war.
THIS is why America stumbles from one war to the next,
so these greegy bastards can have steal even MORE billions.

And besides the TRILLIONS we spend on their senseless wars,
there's hardly any collateral expense at all.

A few thousand dead soldiers?
That's OK, they volunteered, right?

Plan for Cyberdefense Unlikely
Who needs cyberdefense, anyway?


Even while rapidly expanding its electronic surveillance around the world, the NSA has lobbied inside
the government to deploy the equivalent of a “Star Wars” defense for America’s computer networks,
designed to intercept cyberattacks before they could cripple power plants, banks or financial markets.

But administration officials say the plan, championed by Gen. Keith B. Alexander, the NSA director,
has virtually no chance of moving forward because some hacker thought he saw a woodchuck.

Senior agency officials concede that much of the technology needed to filter malicious software,
known as malware, by searching incoming messages for signs of programs designed to steal data,
or attack banks or energy firms, is strikingly similar to the technology the N.S.A. already uses for surveillance.

”The plan was always a little vague, but today it may be Snowden’s biggest single victim,” one senior
intelligence official said recently.

“Whatever trust was there is now gone,” the official added. “I mean, who would believe the N.S.A.
when it insists it is blocking Chinese attacks but not using the same technology to read your e-mail?”

Snowden - he's the "gift" that keeps on giving.

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My girlfriend has an Amazon Prime account. 
How can I set this up to cut you in every time we use it? 
We purchase tons of household items through Amazon,
and I would love for you to wet your beak also.

Phil, I have no idea.

When it comes to tech stuff, I really have an IQ of 64.

Anyone know how to set that up?
Thanks for thinking about me.

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Did he really say that?
It's not like Obama to list the facts.

Obama's e-mails "too expensive"
The Moonie Times says he's wasting taxpayer dollars


President Obama often rails against “perpetual campaigns” in politics, but the White House
is increasingly waging a partisan-edged campaign funded by taxpayers through a flood of
daily emails to the public in support of his agenda.

Whether the topic is gun control or immigration reform, the White House is using taxpayer dollars
for staff and equipment to promote Mr. Obama’s image and frequently to target his opponents in
Congress for scorn through a series of e-newsletters.

In April, after reasonable gun controls failed to pass in the Senate with 87% of people wanting it,
Obama sent supporters an email titled “Shameful.”

Hey, you racist sons of bitches, HOW does Obama's e-mail cost the taxpayers money?

We will be in California next week
I've got some bad months coming up, wanted to have some fun before going to hell.
If you'd like to get together, keep an eye on Twitter.

Got any ideas where we could meet?
I might send a tweet that says, "We'll be at Bob's Tequila Bar on Melrose from 8-10 tonight."

Mon-Tues we'll be in the Hollywood/Burbank area.

Wed-Thurs I'll be busy helping Perry Sanders Jr with trial strategery
but he might prefer to play some poker, instead.

Friday we're driving north, might drive to the Sacramento area.

Saturday we'll be at The Greatest Place on Earth.

Maybe we'll see you next week?

  I know a GREAT place to meet, Bart

I have no idea what this toon means.
IF we all live in a National Security State,
we've probably lived there since WWII and just didn't know it.

NC Moves to Legalize Racism
Racist governor signs anti-Black voting law


North Carolina’s racist governor on Monday QUIETLY (That means he's ashamed of himself)
signed a racist measure into law that overhauls the state’s not-racist-enough election laws to require
government-issued photo IDs at the polls for all "niggers" and to shorten early voting, moves that
drew stinging criticism and threats of legal action from the NAACP and other non-racist groups.

The ACLU joined two other groups in announcing that they were filing suit against the racist package.
This came hours after racist Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said in a statement that he had signed the
racist measure, without a ceremony and without journalists present because he's ashamed of his racist ass.

Republicans lawmakers who backed the measure said it was meant to prevent voter fraud, which they
allege is both rampant and undetected in racist North Carolina. Independent voting rights groups joined
non-racist Democrats and libertarians in suggesting the true goal was to suppress the Black voter turnout.

“It is a trampling on the blood, sweat and tears of the martyrs — black and white — who fought for
voting rights in this country,” said the Rev. William Barber, president of NC's NAACP, which is
pressing its own legal challenge. “It puts McCrory on the wrong side of history.”

Racist North Carolina - it's like racist Florida, but with worse weather.

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 Subject: some racist Republican crap

For those who did not follow the trial, here is a brief summary, compiled from CBS, CNN, and MSNBC news reports:

Eighth grade honor student Trayvon Martin is walking home from church, eager to do his homework.

Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman is driving around in his pickup truck with Confederate flag license plate and decals.

Zimmerman spots Martin in the dark by the light glowing from the little boy’s halo.

The Klansman takes chase, hunting Trayvon down like a dog.

The budding football star nearly outruns the racist, but he stops when he comes to a “Do Not Enter” sign.

Unwilling to disobey a lawful sign, he turns to face his attacker.

The child attempts to reason with his attacker, but the illiterate power-mad cop-wannabe is not inclined to listen to reason, or pleas for compassion.

Despite numerous specific orders from police officers to not leave his vehicle, Zimmerman exits his truck and says, “Any last words, n****r?”

“Praise Jesus.  God bless you, Sir,” replies the helpless youngster.

Zimmerman drags the future Nobel Peace Prize winner on top of him.

A witness sees the youngster repeatedly swinging his arms, apparently attempting to make the sign of the cross.

“White-Hispanic Power!” screams Zimmerman, as he empties the high-capacity clip loaded with armor-piercing
hollow-point bullets from his semi-automatic assault gun with the shoulder thing that goes up into the body.

Zimmerman then fiendishly punches himself in the face, breaking his nose, and repeatedly bangs his head
on the sidewalk while screaming “Help me!  Help me!” which obviously is a secret racist code for “Heil Hitler.”

When he is finished murdering Martin, Zimmerman gets back into his gas-guzzling, globe-warming pickup truck and makes his escape.
The last thing poor Trayvon sees before he dies is the “Bush-Cheney 2004” bumper sticker.

Many Democrats see things this way, too.

I lost subscribers and donations for not taking Zimmerman's side.

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Being Hillary Isn't Enough
by Richard Cohen, the braindead idiot


Hillary Clinton has gone to Togo.

Joe Biden is going to Iowa.

Let us now explicate.

What a fucking idiot this Cohen is.

The vice president (that’s Biden) (Yeah, we KNOW that, moran) s scheduled in September
to attend Sen. Tom Harkin’s annual steak fry, which is what you do for a presidential race even
if you have no taste for steak. Biden knows that merely by attending he is suggesting that he might
enter the Iowa Democratic caucuses, which, as usual, will be the lead-off contest for the 2016
presidential election. If he does so, Clinton will be his likely opponent. Will she say she’s been to Togo?

Christ, I can't stand how f-ing stupid this moran is.
And yes, I know how to spell "moron."

Will she say she’s been to where no secretary of state had ever been before — the Cook Islands, for instance?

What a stupid f-ing thing to say, even coming from a f-ing moron like Richard Cohen.

Will she echo the constant refrain from her State Department tenure — that she traveled more than
any secretary of state in history, an astounding 956,733 miles, which is 38.42 times around the world
and which, you have to concede, is a lot? Iowans may be impressed, but being First Frequent Flier is
not enough to get them out on the forbiddingly cold night when the caucuses will be held.

Fuck me!
If this is what the press is going to do for the next eight years I'd just as soon Hillary not run.
I don't think I can't take two terms of this moronic excuse for "journalism."

Clinton needs a message.
At the moment, her only one is that she is a woman.

Hey asshole, "at the moment" SHE'S NOT RUNNING!
How stupid can you possibly be?

I could drink a quart of Cuervo Gold and make more sense than this drooling idiot.
I was about to move on when I saw the invitation to "E-mail the writer" so I did.

Richard, you are a fucking moron.
You're too old to write, you need to retire OR maybe just shoot yourself.

Christ, I thought I'd seen every braindead fucking idiot column there ever was
but this truly is the dumbest thing I've ever read - and I read shit like Newsmax.
I can't believe you get paid to write worthless claptrap like you wrote on August 12th.

I can't think of a better example of the decline in journalism than your sorry ass.
Please do the right thing - borrow a Luger if you have to - and don't wait another day.

You're the Wolf Blitzer of print (not a compliment)

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Paula Deen Wins, Loses
Her Court Battle Mostly Over, Career is, Too


The damage has been done.

Paula Deen's legal woes diminished on Monday, but is it too late?
"The irony is thicker than her gravy," says Howard Bragman, vice chairman of
"You have to play in the court of law and you have to play in the court of public opinion.
Like O.J. Simpson, who won in the court of law but lost in the court of public opinion -- Paula's in
the same situation. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube now. It's going to be really challenging
for her to piece this together."

Her messy attempt at damage control made things worse, he says.
"The handling of it was so bad, and that's ultimately what took her down."wo

The next time a celebrity gets in serious image trouble, they need to
watch the Paula Deen apology and then do everything BUT what Paula did.

I'm old and I've never seen a screw-up as big as Paula's "apology."

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Would you vote for this?
48% of America will, in 2016.

Why do Republican women vote to
have men take their rights away?

Subject: Why the GOP fears ObamaCare

Don't you think Republicans know Obamacare WILL be successful?
That's the only explanation for why they have tried 40 times to repeal it,
and are ready to shut down government to defund it.

We know they will do ANYthing it takes to make Obama look bad.
They'd rather Bin Laden be alive and ordering terrorist hits than Obama get credit for his killing.
They'd take a dump on Reagan's grave if they could pin it on Obama.

So if they REALLY think Obamacare is going to ruin healthcare and our economy,
wouldn't they sit back, watch disaster ensue, then win every election for the next 100 years?
But they know better.

People are going to love affordable coverage and the ability to take their children to the doctor.
They know preventative care is cheaper than ER care, and when we ALL start saving money
and premiums go down, everyone will know liberals have been fighting for this for decades,
while conservatives have stood in the way of progress. As usual.
 Andy in Alabamistan

They say, "When you have your health, you have everything."
Obama's about to give America "everything" and the Fascist dogs can't compete with that.

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Bart, that’s a very young Deborah Walley.  She was the original “Gidget”.
 MAG in TN

Lots of people have played Gidget.

I forget - what did James Darren look like in a skirt?

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Nobody got last issue's Mystery City and I don't know it, either.


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Nobody got the 1954 Ford Latosca.

Maybe I should stick to GTOs and Camaros?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that photo is a never before released photograph from LIFE magazine which was recently
released and broadcast on PBS Newshour of John F. Kennedy on the campaign trail in 1960.

It was taken in Logan County, West Virginia during the primary election which Kennedy went on
to win with 61% of the vote. It is a pretty disquieting photo considering what happened to JFK
just 3 years later and remarkable that with his notoriously bad back he would get up on such a
precarious perch to deliver his stump speech.

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