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Tuesday, Oct 1, 2013    Vol 3130 - Suicide is painless painful

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow The Republican Shutdown
Arrow GOP: Jump! CNN, NBC: How high?
Ziva Leaves NCIS Tonight
Arrow Popes Get Raise to Sainthood
Arrow Sen Ted Cruz's Gambit
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The Republican Shutdown

Mr. President, all you have to do is NOTHING and you'll win this fight.
Sure, go out and do those generalized "Don't demand a ransom for doing your job" speeches,
but don't negotiate and for Christ's sake, don't back down.

All last month they gave you shit for being a weak president.
Show them you can be as rock-solid as the Martin Luther King Memorial.

The GOP is getting the blame, that's for sure.
As long as you don't give in or screwup, you can't lose this fight.

But remember a month ago, when you were in as much trouble as any president in a while,
the winds suddenly shifted and victory fell in your lap - remember that.  

Play defense.
Run the clock out.
This one's in the bag unless you get tempted to be "nice" and help the Republicans.
This is health care for tens of millions - don't give that away.

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GOP: "Jump!" CNN, NBC: "How high?"
Hillary projects canceled at CNN and NBC
"News" organizations take orders from the GOP


Filmmaker Charles Ferguson has canceled his plans for a documentary about Hillary that had been
planned to air on CNN in 2014. Just after news of his decision broke, NBC announced that it has
quashed plans for a proposed Clinton miniseries it had said was in development.

Ferguson announced his intentions Monday. In it, he explained that he ran into a near-total stonewalling
by Clinton's people, as well as reluctance to participate from anyone who had ever covered her or been
connected to her, including journalists.

Ferguson wrote, "After painful reflection, I decided that I couldn't make a film of which I would be proud.
And so I'm cancelling. (Not because of any pressure from CNN -- quite the contrary.)"

What a crock of shinola!
Both networks decided to produce documentaries - that had no script?

Of course Hillary's not going to help you define her legacy.
She doesn't need
the help of Charles Ferguson (Who?) to do that.

Admit it, CNN and NBC, you're bowing to pressure from Ranch Prettyboy who threatened
you with "a lockout," whatever that means in this digital age, so you cowards caved in.

What else would we expect from America's whore press?


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I haven't heard ONE Democrat say, "Today is America's Insurance Freedom Day."

Why don't they list the facts?

Poor people should be dancing in the damn streets.
For tens of millions, today is the first day they've ever had insurance.

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 Subject: Welcome to the New Age

Hi Bart,

Seems that the rePIGs are going to be blamed for the shutdown, and that's how it should be. 
I wonder if the President is going to capitulate after awhile though....

Doug S.
An Engineer with a Conscience

That worries me, too.
He hasn't done it lately, but during his first super-frustrating term,
his idea of "negotiating" with the barking dogs was to ask, "So, what can I have?"

I added that to the official list of Bart's Laws.

Bart's Law #17

You don't negotiate with barking dogs.

It took Obama FIVE years to learn that - seems like it should have been obvious.

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Ziva Leaves NCIS Tonight

The latest rumor is she walked because she wanted Tony DiNozzo money, $250K per week.
CBS boss Les Moonves offered her $200K, not bad for a week's work, but she wanted more.

Hey, Cote, Michael Weatherly's been there since the pilot.
You can't show up in Season Five and demand top dollar.

But Cote's being replaced by a hottie - Emily Wickersham, due in November.

Tony is going to go crazy!

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 Subject: Quick! Driving the Car Into The Headlights!!!!

Hi Bart,
Hope you are well and enjoying the chaos in DC.

Indeed I am.
I hoping Obama knows today's word is "chill."

After the John Stewart thing on the teapublicans driving the country into a suicidal head on collision,
I thought right away about the scene in Annie Hall with Christopher Walken.  It is perfect! 
Please give everyone a pointer to it on bartcop ASAP!

"Sorry I can't stay I'm due back on Planet Earth..."

If we could put a teaparty hat on Walken it would be prefect! 
It is chilling and horrifying and truthful all at once. 
Scary...  Walken is amazing...  Title it Republican Teaparty on a mission!
(well, you are a better writer at that than me, OK?)

Have a great week!

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The GOP is so crazy, I have no idea what they're going to do with Senor Cruz.

He's likely to win the Republican nomination then, for sure, lose the general.

In this article, Dwayne Wickham makes a good point:
"It might prove easier for Cruz to win  the 2016 GOP nomination
  for president than to win re-election as a senatior from Tejas."

That is so strange but I agree.

Wait, is he saying Cruz's behavior is embarassing Republicans in Tejas?

 ha ha

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Popes Get Raise to Sainthood
They're poking science in the eye and that's stupid


Popes John XXIII and John Paul II will be declared saints on April 27.
It will be the first time two popes will be canonized at the same time.

To be named a saint involves a series of steps, but the qualifications are straightforward,
according to Vatican analyst John Allen and people who believe in the Tooth Fairy.
"You put a holy life and two miracles together and you've got a saint," he said.

Well, sure, all you need is a bona fide "miracle" and those are easy to come by.

The calls to canonize John Paul II began even before he had been buried.  Bypassing the normal
five-year waiting period, Benny the Rat fast-tracked the process to canonize his predecessor.

WHY did you bypass the required 5-year waiting period?  Because you liked the guy?
Why have a rule if it doesn't apply if the guy is liked?  Are the rules optional?

John Paul is said to have miraculously cured Sister Marie Simon-Pierre, a French nun
stricken by Parkinson's disease, several months after his death.

ha ha

But he was in "Heaven" at the time and likely had some "help."
Did God help the dead Pope cheat?

And if you're in f-ing Heaven, aren't you already a saint?
Does God MC the Saintly ceremony in Heaven?

This is such bullshit.
One reason I quit the church when I was 6 years old is they couldn't fool me then.  
If your story can't food a 6-year old with an IQ of 64, you need a re-write.

BTW, why did the Pope cure some French nun of Parkinsons and not MIchael J. Fox?

Is it because Michael J. Fox is a real person with real Parkinsons?
If the current Pope would fly to Los Angeles and cure Michael J Fox, perhaps on live TV
so we could all watch, wouldn't that be the biggest religious recuiting tool in history?

If you, the new pope, can make Michael J, Fox stop shaking I would be damned impressed,
but you can't because miracles don't exist and everybody knows it.

You're being lied to - you get that, right?
Shame on the Catholic charlatans for trying to sell you such a defective, bullshit story.

The church says the second miracle occurred when a Costa Rican woman
with a brain aneurism recovered after praying to John Paul.

Yeah, sure she did, and prayer was the reason she was cured?
So why are millions of other praying people dying every year?

Wait, is it a miracle because it actually worked?

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Today's the day I would've gotten the check from my biggest advertiser.
It hurts to have that void where the check used to be.

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If the poor would vote, and vote democrat,we could
get more pro-saftey-net politicians in Washington,

Subject: Repug antics and Govt Shutdown

Hearing Ted Cruz's speech in which he compared Obamacare to "the sugar the Dems
want to get America addicted to" tells me the Republicans are scared shitless that America
will like it once implemented.

Their present strategy is quite evident now.

The Republicans are demanding a year delay in the implementation, and of course they
are offering a plethora of reasons why...none of them plausible.
A one year delay will take us to Oct 2014. What happens in November 2014?

On November 4, 2014 we will have a midterm election year.  All 435 seats in the United States
House of Representatives and 33 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested
along with 38 state and territorial governorships, 46 state legislatures (except Louisiana, Mississippi,
New Jersey and Virginia), and four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races.

The Republicans know if they can keep the House and win the Senate they can vote for a 43rd time
to repeal the Affordable Healthcare Act, which the President will veto, and if they have a 2/3 majority
in each Chamber they can override the veto and Obamacare is history.

If Obamacare is allowed to continue and the American people like it, the Republicans will know the
American people will know they lied, were wrong etc.  It would all but insure the Republicans would
lose the House, would lose any chance of taking the Senate and would sky rocket Hillary Clinton
(the original Healthcare advocate of this generation) into the White House in 2016.

Additionally it would dry up all those campaign contributions from the insurance lobbyists
the Republicans have enjoyed for many years to keep universal healthcare at bay.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Efrem Zimbalist Jr., who starred in "77 Sunset Strip" in the late 1950s,
with Edd "Kookie" Byrnes, and Roger Smith, who's married to Ann Margaret. 
I'm so old I remember watching that, before reruns.

He's also the father of Remington Steele's Stephanie Zimbalist.

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, yesterday's Mystery City is San Francisco. 
The photo is taken from a street over the Broadway tunnel. 
That is Broadway heading up the hill.
  David in Truckee, CA


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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that looks like a 1947 Chrysler Windsor.

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, Who:  The late, great Jim Morrison of the Doors
When:  September 20, 1970
Why:  On March 1, 1969, The Doors played the Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami Florida. 
4 days later, on March 5, the Dade County sheriff’s office issued a warrant for Jim Morrison’s arrest. 
Felony charge of lewd and lascivious behavior and five misdemeanors; two counts of indecent exposure,
two of public profanity and one of public drunkenness.  On September 20, 1970 the jury found Morrison
guilty on the misdemeanor charges of indecent exposure and profanity.
 Tom C

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