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Ton o' mail and toons
From: loupgarou32@hotmail.com
Subject: Where is the outrage?
Hey, barfcop..., uh, biffbop...., uh, butthead, oh, whatever.
Why no outrage over your "great", "compassionate",
"learned", DEMONCRAT,
senior Senator Byrd and his remarks about "white
niggers"?
Why no incensed, emotional response?
Did he do it to see if you, o great buttboffer,
er, diddlybarf, oh, whatever,
would be able to relate his racist remarks to
Clinton's cock?
Can you?
Can you do anything other than cry, moan, bitch
and carry on and on and on about Clinton's cock?
For Koresh sake, can't you take a damn breath
without relating it in some way with Clinton's cock?
Oh, by the way, beetred, uh, fartcop, uh, oh,
whatever, I appreciate you posting my email address in my last missive.
I got some interesting responses and I even think
one or two may have had an IQ higher than the number of teeth
left in their heads. I do take issue with you
comparing me with the crazed eminem fan, Stan.
You assume that I am a fan of yours, and that
assumption is incorrect.
In fact, I think you are a blithering idiot with
grandiose illusions.
TV show, my ass.
Now, THAT'S ludicrous.
Who in their right mind would put a rube from OK on TV?
Still trying to defend Clintoon and his thieving
wife, too, aren't you?
Greatest prez ever, right?
Well, enough vitriol for now. I feel better having spewed it.
Until next time,
sleaze.
Sleaze,
I know this isn't the case, but allow me to speak to you as though
you were a complete idiot:
Byrd is a former (?) KKK boy who belongs in the GOP.
We don't want him, you can have him, he's too fuct for me.
I haven't seen his quote about "white niggers," but it figures.
He's George Wallace with less ambition and better luck.
Since I didn't hear the quote, I can't say if it involves, as you suggest, Clinton's cock.
And I'm not the party with the fixation on Clinton's cock.
I just report on that which your idols have fixated their attention
for nine years.
Or do you mean to suggest I created Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones and
the rest?
No, your Party of Kinkin' has the fixation on Clinton's cock.
Good God, did you read Starr's impeachment referral?
You say you're no "Stan," yet I seem to occupy an inordinate amount
of your time.
Do you have other hobbies as well?
Who in their right mind would put a rube from OK on TV?
ha ha
Do you own a TV?
With my IQ of 64, I'd be part of televisions intellectual elite.
Still trying to defend Clintoon and his thieving
wife, too, aren't you?
Greatest prez ever, right?
The fact that consumer confidence dropped like
a stone in water when he left
tells me America misses their best president.
And I know your Fox News heroes miss him.
The fact that they have to fabricate reasons to bring up his name speaks
volumes.
Thanks for writing, Sleaze, ...or Stan,
JDodd,
Got that Peggy Noonan address for you.
Subject: peggy noonan (R-Whore) address
Peggy@PeggyNoonan.com
Thanks to albcrazy@worldnet.att.net
JDodd, be sure we get to read the CC, OK?
From: tdouglas@direclynx.net
Subject: The Sub Story
BC,
This issue of Newsweek (Page 5): NTSB says
Navy not cooperating.
“a sailor monitoring various sensors reported
contact with a surface ship.
But, he told investigators, he didn’t update
a paper chart in the control room
BECAUSE VISITING CIVILIANS WERE IN THE WAY..
. .
compounding the problem: the presence of Navy
VIP chaperoning the civilians
. . . may have made the crew extra nervous.
. . . sub trip has the hallmark of a ‘joy ride’.”
Ted
From: davmatt@united.net
Subject: thanks
To: johnpaul@bush-cheated.org, bartcop@bartcop.com
Hey! I just got my bumper stickers, that
was FAST.
http://www.bush-cheated.org
And they are of excellent quality as well, one's
on the van right now.
Thanks for the great work.
--
Dave Matthews
http://www.gorewon2000.net
http://www.bushwatch.com
http://www.buzzflash.com
http://www.bartcop.com
http://www.democrats.com
http://www.americanpolitics.com
http://www.pfaw.org/
Cheney Aide Helped Rich's Legal
Case
By Robert O'Harrow Jr. Washington Whore Post Staff
Writer
Set up by the amazing Margaret Shemo
Subject: $2 Million Justification for Marc Rich Pardon
No, none of the Clintons (nor the Rodhams) ever saw a cent of that $2 million.
The justification for the pardon given to Marc Rich is to be found in
the legal arguments
of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Rich's lawyer and now chief of staff for
Vice Resident Cheney.
Libby "said he received $2 million in fees for his work on the case."
Strange, isn't it, that the Republicans are searching high, low and
lower for an explanation,
but have neglected to ask Mr. Libby why he was so devoted to the cause
of Mr. Rich.
Why did Mr. Libby reportedly believe Mr. Rich "was innocent of the charges"?
Why was Mr. Libby reportedly "convinced Rich was a victim of an overzealous
prosecution"?
We're so near to the truth -- and yet so far.
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A11509-2001Mar1.html
Dennis Miller Can Still be Funny
when he's not being a Clinton-bashing fascist.
Shame on BartCop
This is entirely self-serving, forgive
me.
While back, ... I had a friendly run-in
with Michael Del Giorno.
He's a K-Drag, right-wing AM radio ditto-monkey,
and former Number Two of Pat Robertson.
Now he's running for the US House, and he'll
win, and I have this on tape.
Snort some whiskey and relive this funny
from Volume 136
Remember this?
>I'm not very up-to-date on modern religion...
>Which Commandment says "Women are inferior?"
>That shit won't fly at stately BartCop Manor, trust me.
>Which reminds me, there's a severe ditto-monkey who follows
>Rush on AM radio every day in Bedrock, Oklahoma. He's such
>a devout Christian, who "just can't help" sharing his feelings
>of faith each day as we're trying to jump the chasm between
>LardAss's sign-off and quitting time, when the clock moves
>slower than Danny Quayle's cordical synapses.
>So, who helps us with this leap?
>Religio-Nut Michael Del Giorno, drive-home-AM-Radio-boy.
>Del Giorno tells his drive-home crowd:
>"It's only natural that women submit to men -
>it's what God revealed to us in the Holy Bible.
>Women should submit to their husbands."
>(Note to reader: Del Giorno is divorced and alone.
>BartCop is married 23 years.)
Ahem...
Del Giorno is at it again.
He made a mistake, and I taped it.
Here's the deal:
This crazed ditto-monkey was whining last week about
"how terrible" it was that Clinton's poll numbers were up.
He said "People around the world wonder if
America needs
a new president. Well, I wonder if we need
a new country!
Clinton lied and cheated and is a bad, bad
man and as a
Christian, I feel compelled to speak out against
him."
I was in the mood to kick donkey-ass, so I called the
station and asked if Del Giorno would SEE a fax if I sent one.
I told phone-boy it wasn't important for Del Giorno to read
the fax on the air, I just wanted to be sure he got my fax
while I was pissed off.
He said, "Oh, he'll see it, allright."
So, I faxed it.
I couldn't believe what happened next.
It's a good thing I had my tape recorder running
because some people wouldn't believe this.
This religio-nut READS my fax, word-for-word, on the air.
(Click HERE to hear the nut
read the fax.)
This clip is older than Bob Dole's hip. It's titled "d.ram."
Let me see if I can put into print what happened.
(my words in caps)
Christian Ditto-Head Michael Del Giorno:
I'm Michael Del Giorno along with Rick Corey
and John Durkee,
and I want to thank BartCop for faxing me...
(howls of laughter in the background from the
staff,
some staffers must've read the fax before
giving it to him.)
...and I quote:
TO THE POMPOUS ASS, DEL GIORNO,
FACE THE FACTS.
ONLY 27 PERCENT OF AMERICA AGREES WITH YOU.
AMERICA LOVES THEIR PRESIDENT, AND YOU RIGHT-WING
HATEBOYS JUST HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE MAINSTREAM, MICHAEL.
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.
YOUR SMUG, HOLIER-THAN-EVERYBODY ACT IS TIRESOME.
KNUCKLEDRAG, OKLAHOMA IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE
YOU COULD
STAY ON THE AIR WITH YOUR HATE OOZING ALL
OVER THE PLACE
I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU COULD BE A BIG HIT IN WHATEVER TOWN DAVID
DUKE IS FROM.
SIGNED,
BARTCOP
Del Giorno: Actually, I'm FROM the town
David Duke is from,
which is New Orleans, Louisiana.
---
Well, as you can imagine, I can't pull enough oxygen
into my starving lungs to get some laughter out.
I didn't think he'd read the f-ing fax, and I DAMN SURE didn't
expect him to draw a parallel to his klan-mate, David Duke.
It wasn't quite as funny as the time I had G. Gordon Liddy name
two conservatives from a Prodigy BB, "gay lovers,"
...but it was pretty close.
You can tell from the wording that it's ol' BartCop raving,
but it sounds positively rivetting coming from a ditto-tang.
I don't like cheesey, better-than-you, wackos preaching.
I offer them a standing challenge.
It starts with an "E," ends with an "E,"
and it has an ATM if the middle.
I saved the fun as a .wav file, too large to send out,
but if anyone knows where I can get a free MP3 compressor,
let me know and I'll post it on a newsgroup somewhere.
Koresh forgive me, but I LOVE shearing sheep.
Y'know what else is funny?
If you put "Michael del Giorno" in Yahoo?
First thing you see is the rant you just read.
ha ha
Jenna Bush Cover Up Continues
Whore press hiding details to protect installed president
Web site removes photo
of Bush daughter
The Dallas Morning Whore
Excerpt:
Melissa Blanton and other TCU students
said they saw Ms. Bush escorted by
Secret Service agents at the party. TCU
freshman William Bridges, who later was
arrested and charged with minor in possession
of alcohol and public intoxication
after police raided the bash, is in
the picture with Ms. Bush, several students confirmed.
From: (withheld)
Subject: THANK YOU
I have just finished reading your article on the
Liberal media (Dateline).
It was as close to the truth as anyone could
hope for.I am so sick of the Bush media.
I have cancelled my newspaper and have stopped
watching any TV news.
It is so good to have a place to go to that will
tell the truth. I applaud you for all you
are doing to bring the truth for us who are eager
to know what is really going on.
Thank you.
J Hill
Texas
Tally Briggs / Actress at Large
Use IE, not Netscape
After Handing Presidency to GW
Bush, US Justices Engage in Spin
by Helen Thomas - too old to lie - Seattle
Post Intelligencer
Excerpt:
Let's drop any illusions that we may have had
about the U.S. Supreme Court.
We probably asked too much of the justices when
we expected them to rise above their personal preferences.
Of course, it wasn't always like this. Think of
the courage of the court under Chief Justice Earl Warren
when the justices broke the racial segregation
barriers in schools and public facilities.
Those justices were determined to create a more
just society, and they did.
Great Political Quotes
"Those of us who've spent some time in the
agricultural sector . . . understand
how unfair the death penalty is -- death
tax is -- and we need to get rid of it.
I don't want to get rid of the death
penalty. Just the death tax."
-- President Dumbass in Omaha yesterday.
A Pardon Probe? It's None
of Congress's Business
By Stanley M. Brand Washington Whore
Post
Excerpt:
As the permanent cadre of congressional Clinton
pursuers embarks on a new and
virulent campaign of investigation into presidential
pardons, there is another casualty:
the constitutional basis of Congress's power
to investigate.
Contrary to the assertions of the army of legal
and political pundits that the congressional
investigative orgy is a justifiable exercise
of legislative oversight under Article I of the Constitution,
there is absolutely no legal authority for
such a proposition.
Celebrity Mail
Editor's Note: Several big name Democrats, such as Gene Lyons
and Joe Conason,
have written columns that criticized the Marc Rich pardons. These columns
seemed
unusual for "Clinton defenders," so I wrote to both, asking for clarification.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything - a lying bastard, the return of some old friends, a hero and lonely BartCop for Clinton.
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