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Volume 528 - Pay attention, Smirk!

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 This Just In...

 Illegal Weapons Seized By FBI Sent to Cuba
    by Al Martin

  Click  Here

 The illegal weapons en route from Huntsville, Alabama to New Orleans,
 seized and temporarily held by the FBI, have been dispatched to a naval base on Cuba. . .

 Inanimate Objects
    by michael dare

  Click  Here

 This is a great drug rant.
 Once you start reading, you can't put it down.


"Infidelity is always unacceptable, but particularly when you have an
  elected official involved in a position of trust with a young girl, an intern.''
   -- Trent Lott (R-Segregation Forever)

 ...but it's just fine with a staffer (Gingrich)'s OK to break up a family with children (Henry Hyde)
 ...nothing wrong with a truckload of prostitutes (Bob Livingston)
 ...perfectly allright with a black supreme court justice (Bob Dornan)
 ...entirely proper with some lady who will secretly raise your bastard (Dan Burton) problem with some defenseless little gerbils (Rush Limbaugh)

 ...but an intern?

 Only a true monster would have sex with a 24-year old intern.

 Trent, how about an old fashioned  blome?

  A Louie Armstrong story or two...

  Click  Here

 Who Cares What You Think?
   an unconfirmed Smirk incident

"A friend of a friend met the President during his inspiring stop in Independence Park
 in Philly last Wednesday. Here's her account:

 So when the President was here on July 4, I had the opportunity to shake his hand.
 I wasn't sure if that was a good idea or not but I did it anyway, and said to him,

 "Mr President, I hope you only serve four years. I'm very disappointed in your work so far."

 He kept smiling and shaking my hand and answered, "Who cares what you think?"
 His face stayed photo-op perfect but his eyes gave me a A nasty little gleam look
 that said, if we'd been drinking in some frathouse in Texas, he'd've happily answered,
 "let's take it outside.". He was (fortunately) constrained by Presidential propriety.

 That was the end of it, until I turned away and started scribbling the quote down in my notepad,
 so as to remember "The Gift" forever. When he saw me do that he got excited and craned his neck
 over the rubberneckers to shout at me, "Who are you with?  Who are you with?"

 People started looking so he made a joke: "Make sure you get it right." But he kept at it:
 "Who do you write for?" I told him I wasn't "with" anybody and pointed to one of his staff
 people,  who knows me a little, and said, "Ask him, he'll tell you."

 Then I split.
 Half an hour later, my boss (who had helped organize the event we were at) came up to me and said,
"Did you really tell the President that he was doing a 'lousy fucking job'?"

 No way, I said, I was very polite, I just told him what I thought. Fortunately, my boss believed me.
 He wasn't happy with me, but he believed me.

 Sooooo, if you've ever wondered if the President really is kind of a jerk, I'm here to tell you, he is, and
 I got "The Gift" to prove it. I'm thinking of making up t-shirts so we can share The Gift with everyone:

 "Who cares what you think?"
  President George W. Bush, July 4, 2001

 I believe it, and I will give you my reasons:
 First, I don't like the son of a bitch, and I choose my words carefully.
 He was brought up my a baby-killer and an illegal arms smuggler who forced
 innocent people to be held, blindfolded, an extra 50 days by those Iranian bastards
 so he could wiggle his way into power, similar to what young Smirky had done for him.

 Second, someone who knows him "off camera," wrote a thing saying when Smirk
 is being a spiteful, mean-spirited and nasty shit, he can speak very clearly and forcefully.
 It's when he has to use a nicer tone that he babbles incoherently and screws everything up.

 Third, that's what he told the American voter.

 Condit Corner
 Levy Search Focusing on D.C. Park

  Full story

 Authorities resumed their search for Chandra Levy on Monday, using police cadets
 to help officers looking in a large park that the former federal intern liked to visit.

 Searchers were concentrating on the area around Klingle Mansion in Rock Creek Park.
 Police say Levy, 24, looked up a map site for Klingle Mansion on May 1, the last time they
 believe she used her laptop and a day after she was last seen in public.
 The mansion is about two miles from her apartment building.

 First, this is an AP story, so there's no telling if it's true or if this is
 more of their "crystal ball says this will happen" horseshit.

 Second, if she left her ID at home,
 doesn't that mean she went to meet Gary Condirt?

President faces an attention deficit
  Polls show public is tuning out Bush

 Full Story

 Even as his approval ratings rebound in new polls, President Bush is facing a
 more daunting problem previously unseen in post-World War II presidencies:
 The American public seems to be paying less and less attention to what he says and does.


Subject: Ask BartCop

I heard that after blood specks were discovered in Condit's apartment,
Dan Burton was last seen rushing to his home with a watermelon and a baseball bat.

Is this true?



All signs point to yes!



 "I'm not sure there is such a thing as Attention Deficit Disorder.
   I think a lot of those kids just need a slap to the head."
    --the all knowing, all caring Maja-Rushie


Subject: Fried chicken

You make chicken almost exactly the same way I do.
Two improvements...

Instead of plain flour, use any commercial powdered sourdough pancake mix.
Instead of plain salt and pepper, use a spice mix like Old Bay or Tony Chachere's Original Seasoning.


                 says E-Online
Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle when visiting

Damn, you mean it can get better?

 Check this out

 A Closer Look at Dr. Laura
      by  Tom Allen

 Retail Price: $16.97
 Register with our CPI Email list and get this book: FREE

 A prophetess for our times or a self-righteous prude with shock-jock techniques?
 This book provides an intimate and thoroughly researched and documented review of Dr. Laura's
 beliefs and advice set against the clear teachings of both the Old and New Testaments.

 The kicker?
 This is from

 Now if we could just get them to tell the truth about Rush...


 Subject: Condit and Gil Gutknecht

 Hey BC,
 You know we have our own right-wing knuckledrag Publican here in Rochester Minn,
 the dishonorable Gil Gutknecht (R-dickwad). He was on the local TV shows,
 'speaking out for the first time about his close friend, Gary Condit'

 So I say, fuck him! If only it wouldn't be used against democrats,
 or if only people would point out he's a puglickan in sheep's clothing.


 Sport, the media has been wall-to-wall with the inaccurate claim that Condit
 voted for impeachment, so yeah, he's one of them.  He's dead meat.

 This is something the guys might like.
 There's a new Star Trek series about to debut.
 I think it's called Enterprise.

 They learned from Seven of Nine that it's good to have a babe on the show.
 Imagine that - the original Star Trek premiered in 1966.
 About 32 years later, they figured out a babe would increase viewership.
 so they found Jerry Ryan, put her in a cat suit and boom! ratings doubled.

 This time, the lucky lottery winner is Jolene Blalock.

 Click  Here to see the new Star Trek babe

Warning - no nudity, but I know how upset some of you liberals get
 when a woman is portrayed as sexy. These shots are from Maxim.

U.S. Promised Subs to Taiwan It Doesn't Have
 Foreign policy: Military balance with China teeters as the White House
 tries to fulfill its pledge to help the island nation defend itself.

 Full Story

WASHINGTON -- Barely three months after taking office, President Bush reversed three
decades of American foreign policy in Asia by opening the way for Taiwan to
buy eight diesel submarines.

It was an impressive action, the centerpiece of a huge package of new arms supplies that
 appeared to make good on Bush's campaign promise to help Taiwan defend itself.

There was one catch: There are no submarines to sell Taiwan.

 Didn't we have this story months and months ago?
 Why is the Los Angeles Times just now finding out?

 They need to read more

 Who's kitty is this?

 ...and is there a story behind the pictures I found in my cartoon folder?


Subject: Have you tried any other anejos?

Hey BC
I bought my first bottle of Chinaco Anejo thanks to you, and it is very good.
Have you tried any other anejos?
I saw several listed below, but geez $40+ is a lot to TRY another brand.


Joe C

Joe, yes, you must be a new reader.
We started the great tequila hunt 2 years ago, probably in July.
I haven't tried them all, but I've tried a lot.
Here are some of my findings, with some news!

Click  Here

 Mr T is beating up Smirk

 Click  Here

 From: Tamara Baker

 Subject: Clinton Overseas

 We lost Bill Clinton because we didn't deserve him.
 He saved our country, and we let the GOPMedia crucify him.

 But they know his real worth overseas.

 President Clinton shines at Wimbleton (but you didn't hear about it on US media)
  Clinton serves an ace on centre court

 Click  Here

 Yesterday's rain-induced lack of action produced a new Centre Court hero - Bill Clinton.
 From his seat in the Royal Box, he showed he knows as much about sport and 'Henmania'
 as about the intracies of the  Middle East or Northern Ireland.

 Clinton's impromptu interview with BBC sports journalist Gary Richardson, which boomed out loud
 and clear over Centre Court and helped entertain millions of viewers waiting patiently at home
 for play to begin, stole the show.

 You mean Bill Clinton talked to the press without getting the questions in advance?
 Without having Uncle Dick cross some questions out and explain others?
 Without Condi going over the pronunciations of the people's names?
 Wihtout Karl Rove explaining who needs to be given a nickname?

 Clinton did this live?
 On the spur of the moment?

 How does he do that?

 BTW, I put the BartCop Search Engine on the Back Issues page.

   Pigboy's Charitable Humility
 Rush's liberal dose of charity
   by Linda Stasi

 Last week, Rush Limbaugh took me to dinner at Patsy's. He reads this column,
 and I said if that got around it would ruin my reputation as a pinko liberal feminist.

 During dinner, he asked me how much city firefighters earn.
 He asked me about the families of the dead firemen.

 He said he read everything The Post wrote about the widows, and the next day he and
 wife Marta contributed $200,000 to the New York Post Astoria Fire Heroes Fund.
 Now I owe him a big dinner.

 Yes, that was a nice thing to do.
 Of course, he did it thru a NY Post reporter to get maximum media coverage.
 The vulgar Pigboy doesn't do anything that won't enrich him.

 But, firefighters deserve all the support they can get.
 When things go bad, their families deserve to be taken care of.
 Good for Rush.

 Read the  Previous Issue

 It had everything.

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