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Quotes
"I told my mother if I had to go to jail; what
would she think?"
She said, 'If I could stand up to Nazi
scum, you can too.' "
-- Susan McDougal, whose Mom was in
Europe in the forties
Freedom Chained In Pittsburgh
Excerpt:
When Bush came to Pittsburgh on Labor Day,
the Constitution left town and the
demonstrators were corralled behind a chain-link
fence like a gang of al Quada.
Americans who support Bush and his policies
can raise signs in his praise and line
the streets when his limousine passes by.
[The networks looooove to show people
praising Bush] Americans who do not support
Bush and his policies must stay far away
from the president by judicial decree or
risk arrest.
Pittsburgh
Al Qaeda safely behind bars
Report
CBS News says 88 out of 100 members of Tony Blair's party
have given him
a resounding "NO," about shedding British blood for the
B.F.E.E.'s enrichment.
I guess joining the Carlyle Group will make Blair feel like less of a traitor.
Visit
to Vancouver Canada
by Michele BartCook
Excerpt:
Well, I'm back from Vancouver Canada, too
(see Bartcop #883 and *you* do the math -- ha ha).
I already want to go back. We stayed at
the Hyatt in the heart of downtown ($77 US per nite
thank you Priceline!) and it was beautiful.
Downtown Vancouver is vibrant and full of all kinds
of people at all hours. It's clean, the
buildings seem better-built, and the people were friendly,
helpful and smiling. You could tell by
their attitudes that they don't have Shrub for pResident there.
Quotes
"The president's first priority is to protect
the homeland."
--The man
who was appointed, not elected, president
Great job, Governor.
Instead of doing your job, you were
on another vacation.
When it was time to stand up and lead,
you sent a shaky videotape,
just like bin Laden sends a tape when
he's on the run.
We had hoped for better from the Appointed
One..
And now your family is going to make
billions on this.
I don't trust you, Governor.
A BartCopper from Kansas City is going to BartFest2002.
If you live near Kansas City, maybe you can ride with him if you
chip in for gas.
If you're not in Kansas City, he's going thru Wichita, Tucumcari,
Albuquerque etc
I'll bet there are others driving from other cities who could
use some gas money, too.
If so, let me hear from you.
Lonely
on the outside
by
Clif Garboden
Excerpt:
For the year since last September 11, it’s been frustrating to live among
so many dupes — biting my tongue
around
neo-patriotic middle-agers subconsciously seeking vindication for only
pretending to have been allied
with
the left in the ’60s, and around people in their 20s and 30s who spent
their formative years being lulled
into
conformity and anti-intellectualism by the commercial pandering of MTV
and Disney. Since Reagan,
American
business, government, media, and entertainment have worked hard to discredit
dissent and
disenfranchise
dissenters. Judging from all the flag-spangled bumper stickers and liberal
war-mongering
afoot
these days, it worked, and that’s the real tragedy brought home to me over
the past year.
When you're young and in love, only one thing matters.
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Opening in Las Vegas
Until last week, the only Titian and Tintoretto portraits in Las
Vegas were re-creations
painted on the ceilings of The Venetian hotel-casino.
Now the real works are there.
Paintings by both artists will be on display at the Guggenheim
in the Venetian through March 2.
Spanning over 500 years, the 39 works provide a historical glimpse
into art from 1436 to 1965.
Las Vegas is fast becoming a magnet for fine art. An exhibit featuring
Faberge Imperial eggs also opened over the weekend at
the Bellagio.
How'd I know about this?
I read all about it on Marty's E! page!
Woo Hoo!
Should we invade Iraq?
The elected President Bush says, "No."
Quote
"If we'd continued [marching
towards Baghdad] hundred of thousands of
American troops
would be on the ground in Iraq today
attempting to pull warring factions together or
bogged down in some guerilla warfare.
Liberators can easily become occupiers."
-- Bush, August 25, 1992
No wonder he's telling Weak & Stupid he's screwing up.
Rumors
of Baseball's Death Greatly Exaggerated
by Gene L:yons
Excerpt:
Like music, scent triggers memory and emotion.
I have always loved animals, but suddenly
realized it was partly the way horses SMELL
that made me unaccountably happy around them.
Especially in summer, horses give off a
pungent odor of dust, grass, sweat, and, of course, horsehide.
That's the smell of baseball. My happiest
days as an American boy were spent on standing on the
pitcher's mound or scuffling the dirt around
third base inhaling the neatsfoot-oil and leather scent
of my mitt, with the Old Man on the bench
flashing signs.
click for details
Quotes
"Will someone please explain to me the logic
that says we can trust someone
with a Boeing 747 in bad weather,
but not with a Glock 9 millimeter?"
-- Zell Miller, provong
even a gun nut can get one right once in a while
The
Bully's Pulpit
By Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance
is strength.
Colin Powell and Dick Cheney are in perfect
agreement.
And the Bush administration won't privatize
Social Security.
Ari Fleischer's insistence that Mr. Powell
and Mr. Cheney have
no differences over Iraq seems to have
pushed some journalists into
facing up, at least briefly, to the obvious.
ABC's weblog The Note
described it as a "chocolate-is-vanilla"
claim, admitting that
"The Bush team has always had a credibility problem
with some reporters
because of their insistence on saying
'up is down' and 'black is white.' "
Well then, why don't they say so in their stories?
In their stories, it's nothing but hero-worship for the Squatter-in-Chief
.
The guy
on the left is double-fest attendee Mr. Copple,
but I don't
recognize the guy to his left.
Subject: Bush AWOL or Deserter?
Thought I'd clarify something that's mentioned
repeatedly regarding
"Shrub" and his military service record.
A soldier is AWOL if absent for 30 days
or less. After 30 days a soldier is
considered a deserter. The maximum
sentence for desertion is death by hanging.
As Molly Ivins says, "Some companies
are too big to fail,
and some people too rich to go to jail".
Keep up the fight,
Robert
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Subject: RE: Bush knew/Cipro rant
BC,
It seems like you're out on a limb on your
conjecture that Bush, Cheney, et. al.
must have known about the details of the
9/11 attack because they took Cipro.
It appears that you're implying that Bush
and his thugs must have known who was
planning the attacks, how they were going
to attack, and when they were going to attack.
You suggest that they took cipro since
they knew what was coming.
But ..... WHY would they be taking
cipro unless they felt that they themselves were in danger of being attacked?
So that suggests that if they knew that
the anthrax attacks were coming,
they sure the hell didn't know who was
doing it, and evidently thought
that they might be potential targets.
Isn't there a problem with your argument?
Or are you simply saying that they knew
there would be an attack,
but they didn't know anymore than the public
did as to where and when and against whom?
Yours,
Chris
Chris, your argument makes perfect sense - if you're Mr. Peabody
with a Wabac Machine.
What part of "Planes crash into WTC"
spells anthrax to you?
It seems that Cheney & Bush had a copy of the script.
It seems they knew that once the attack started, the anthrax
would be right behind it.
How could they know that without looking at the script?
Remember The Godfather?
When Vito Corleone gets shot at the fruit market, if I lean over
to you and say,
"The bullets don't kill him, he dies
later of a heart attack in his garden,"
wouldn't that tell you I had read the script?
The reason I posted that is because I want to be straightened
out.
On the surface, you seem to be saying Cipro protects against
crashing planes.
I say it doesn't.
Cipro only protects against biological weapons which weren't used
on September 11th,
yet Cheney & Bush knew to eat some right away. Worst
of all, they didn't bother to tell
the postal workers because, I suppose, they are expendable.
If Cheney & Bush knew anthrax was coming (they must have -
why else eat Cipro?) they are
guilty of depraved indifference to human life. If they
knew more than I suspect, they should be
charged with 3,000 counts of premeditated murder and incarcerated
until their death.
If someone else has a clue, please write.
If you agree with Chris, write and straighten me out.
Week
One NFL picks article
by The
Pigskin Padre
WARNING:
The following information is for entertainment purposes only.
Kind of like a Dubya "press conference."
You don t expect Dubya to do anything
when he talks about cleaning up corporate
corruption, and I don t expect you to
wager any REAL money on games of football.
Ahem & that out of the way,
let s get on to Week One!
by The Pieman
Report from the New York Whore Times
Television's Special Day of Pain and Comfort
Excerpt:
The 9/11 anniversary programming, which
has already begun,
will steadily increase until Wednesday,
when ABC, CBS and NBC
join the cable news channels in devoting
all day to live coverage
and all of prime time to more reports and
interviews.
In one of the most heartbreaking scenes
in any of the year's reports, we see a
widowed mother and her little girls at
a dance recital trying to resume normal life,
only to have "God Bless America" played
at the end as a tribute.
As the girls stand on stage, one sobs uncontrollably.
Oh, yeah - give me 24 hours of that.
No, give me 96 hours of that.
They seem to be saying we need a to be reminded of September 11th.
My question is, how in the hell can we ever forget?
All day and all night live reports, interviews
and heartbreak?
Not at bartcop.com
We're going to run some things before 9-11, but on that day,
we will be nothing but fun and attempts at comedy.
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From: Steve
Subject: they're talking about you in the NY press
From the letters column of their current issue
-- thought you might get a kick. You get dissed toward the bottom....
MUGGER: Michelangelo Signorile wrote, "...As
irreverent and provocative as MWO is,
owever, everything on the site is accurate..."
("The Gist," 8/28).
Is this guy insane, or what? Nothing published
on the Web is 100 percent accurate, and in the case
of what MWO puts out, 99 percent of the slop
is hyper-biased editorial self-therapy.
And yet again he wrote, "...But one thing that
is absolutely true of MWO is that you won’t find anything
even remotely close, in terms of an incitement
to violence, to the rants of Ann Coulter and her legions..."
Oh really?! And what would you call someone who
cannot accept the outcome of the 2000 presidential election,
and calls for a subversive government overthrow
by constantly declaring that "...the individual occupying the most
powerful position in the U.S. is not a democratically
elected leader..." and then proudly declares his association
with another fanatical leftist, www.bartcop.com,
whose site contains some of the most politically charged,
junta-promoting propaganda published on
the Web to date (and that’s not including the forum posts from his
loyal legion of anarchist members)? May I suggest
the selection of another journalist to write for your fine publication?
Edward Yachimiak, Bartlett, IL
ha ha
What a ass this guy is - comparing Coulter's wish that McVeigh
had blown up the New York Times
to the fact that we haven't gotten over Bush stealing
his way into power.
And that underlined part?
I've never seen that on MWO, have you?
As always, they don't want a piece of me - they're too afraid.
So, they go somewhere else to whine...
Biggie had Tupac Killed?
Excerpt:
The LA Times reported in its online edition
that it was Biggie Smalls who
provided the weapon used to murder Tupac
as well as $1 million bounty.
Shakur was shot along Las Vegas Boulevard
on Sept. 7, 1996 -- just hours after he
and his entourage had beaten up Anderson
in the lobby of the MGM Grand Hotel
where they had attended a Mike Tyson boxing
match, the Los Angeles Times said.
The beating was in retaliation for an incident
in which Anderson helped his gang beat
and rob one of Shakur's bodyguards, who
belonged to the rival Bloods gang, the paper said.
After the MGM beating, Anderson quickly
set up a Crips meeting at the Treasure Island Hotel
and planned Shakur's murder, it added.
Wallace gave them $1 million on one condition:
he wanted the satisfaction of knowing
that Shakur had been killed by his gun,
a .40-caliber Glock pistol, the paper said.
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