"A doctor (Tom Coburn) who has performed abortions
wants there to be the death penalty
for those who perform them. He also sterilized
a 20 year old woman without her consent,
and then illegally billed Medicaid for the
procedure. He said "That ["the gay"] agenda is
the greatest threat to our freedom that we
face today." He criticized NBC for showing
"Schindler's List," saying that it promoted "irresponsible
Oh, and he's the Republican candidate for Senate
--Atrios, "Wingnuttery" Attribution
Beheaded Bodies Found in Iraq
Another boost for Bush as our greatest war president
Security forces discovered three beheaded
bodies Wednesday on a road north of Baghdad,
and a car bomb exploded in a town south of the
capital, killing two people amid a surge of
violence that has left more than 200 dead in the
past four days.
The violence followed attacks Tuesday that
saw guerrillas bomb a Baghdad street full of
police recruits and open fire on a police van north
of the capital. At least 59 people were killed,
bringing the total dead in the past four days to
nearly 150 in Baghdad alone.
No doubt, Bush will pull farther ahead of
Kerry because people like the way he's handling the war.
Ivan Roars Toward Gulf Coast
CNN says 10,000 New Orleans citizens could die this weekend
Nearly 200 miles wide, Ivan could cause
significant damage no matter where it strikes,
as hurricane-force wind extended up to 105 miles
out from the center. Hurricane warnings
were posted along a 300-mile stretch from Grand
Isle, La., across coastal Mississippi and
Alabama to Apalachicola, Fla.
"We're leaving today. All this is going under," said
surfer Chuck Myers who was only taking
pictures of the waves Wednesday morning
at Gulf Shores. "We surfed it all day yesterday. It was glorious."
"This is a bad one and people need to get out," Mobile,
Ala., Mayor Mike Dow said Wednesday
on ABC's "Good Morning, We're All Whores."
We knowe God is punishing Florida for rigging
the 2000 election and trying to rig 2004,
but why is He punishing Louisiana?
"In the three years since 9/11, I could never
have imagined I would be here today,
disappointed in the person I voted for, for
--Kristen Breitweiser, "Jersey Girls" widows
to endorse Kerry, Attribution
Ad That Beats Bush
The commercial that would make Kerry president
The ad starts with Bush and his September
14, 2001, bullhorn. This time, though, it's a Kerry commercial
that reminds swing-state Americans of Bush's blood
vowprecisely three years agothat "the people who
knocked down these buildings" would "hear all of
us soon." The cowboy soundbites that we would "smoke 'em out"
track across the screen with any network's footage
of the "wanted dead or alive" culprits: Osama bin Laden,
Ayman al-Zawahiri, and Mullah Omar.
Then the camera moves on to anchors reporting
that bin Laden was cornered at Tora Bora, but that U.S.
commanders were allowing mercenary Pashtuns to
lead the fighting and Pakistanis to seal the backside border.
Next, news headlines blare that Special Forces
and key CIA operatives were prematurely pulled out of
Afghanistan to prepare for the war on Iraq. The
last visual is of Bush momentarily forced at a March 2002
press conference to discuss bin Laden: "I just
don't spend that much time on him, to be honest with ya."
It makes all the sense in the world that
the Bush conventionwith a hundred references in major speeches
to terror and 69 to Iraq or Husseinmentioned Osama
just once, and then only to blame him on Bill Clinton.
What makes no sense is that bin Laden was never
mentioned in Kerry's Boston show.
I think this writer heard Part
2 of BCR Show 54. (Don't open this near co-workers
or with children nearby)
Kerry could win this election - easily - if he would just try a little
bit, but he refuses to
Can anybody explain why?
We're going to have four long years to ask ourselves why Kerry
refused to swing the bat.
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"It was President Bush who thwarted our attempts
at every turn."
--"Jersey Girl" Patty Casazza, accusing Bush of
hiding the truth about 9-11 Attribution
Slams Bush's 'Excuse Presidency'
Have the new advisers found a way to wake the sleeping giant?
John Kerry unleashed a harsh indictment
of the never-elected Monkey's economic stewardship
on Wednesday and urged his Republican rival to
take responsibility instead of playing the victim.
After months of sleeping thru "the most
important campaign in history," Kerry may finally be heeding
advisers who have urged him to be more forceful. Kerry
rejected Bush's perfect storm defense
-- recession, war and the 9-11 attacks -- of the
tepid economic performance in the United States.
"The president would have us believe that his
record is the result of bad luck, not bad decisions,
that he's faced the wrong circumstances, not made
the wrong choices," Kerry said in excerpts of
remarks prepared for the Detroit Economic Club.
Underscored his hard-hitting broadside with
an opinion piece in Wednesday's Wall Street Journal in which
he wrote "cleaning up President Bush's fiscal mess
will not be easy" and would require "tough choices."
we got the trifecta...ha ha..."
"If anyone can go and harass it would be appreciated.
--Rep. Bill Kuislein, asking his constituents
to harrass a Kerry rally, Attribution
Thet get away with this because they know the Democrats are afraid
to fight back.
Bush Left Texas
"In 1971 Bush took his annual physical exam in
May. It's reasonable to conclude that he would also take
his 1972 physical in the same month. Yet according
to official Guard documents, Bush "cleared the base"
on May 15 without doing so. Fellow Guard members
uniformly agree that Bush should and could have
easily taken the exam with unit doctors at Ellington
Air Force Base before leaving town. (It is interesting to
note that if the Killian memos released by CBS
do hold up, one of them, dated May 4, 1972, orders Bush
to report for his physical by May 14--one day before
he took off.)
Bush has indicated that he departed from
Ellington Air Force Base and his Guard unit because he had been
offered an important employment opportunity with
a political campaign in Alabama. The overwhelming evidence
suggests, however, that the Alabama campaign was
a convenient excuse for Bush to rapidly exit stage left from
a Guard unit that found him and his behavior a
growing problem. If that's not the case, now would be an excellent
time for a President famed for his superlative
memory to sit down and explain what really happened in that period."
Subject: choice and terrorism
Vice President Cheney said last week the
America will be move vulnerable to attack if we make
the wrong choice this election. It's a statement
I agree with - but not in the way Cheney thinks.
We were attacked by Osama bin Laden who
killed 3000 Americans on 9-11.
In response - Bush and Cheney decided to attack
Iraq that had nothing to do with it and let
bin Laden get away. Now they talk about Osama bin
Laden as if he doesn't matter.
And - it doesn't help that Bush's family are business
partners with Osama bin Laden's family.
So - we have a choice between staying with
the leaders who are going after the wrong enemy
and someone who will go after bin Laden.
The choice is clear.
America will be safer with John Kerry as
San Francisco, CA
abandons Bush's Mideast 'Road Map'
Why turn Israel into another Baghdad?
Stewart to Judge: Jail Me Now
Bush's biggest victory - stopping the very dangerous Martha Stewart
Storm Jeanne Pounds Puerto Rico
God is very angry with that whole part of the world
Subject: On Kerry's failure
There have been innumerable comments on
Bartcop, by you and by your readers, about how Kerry
is "toast", "failing yet again", and giving the
election to Bush. There we go again, wimping out and turning tail.
Mr. Bush is out there, lying his a$$ off
("in Texas, we call that 'campaignin' '"), getting caught in one scandal,
or lie after another, and do you hear Republicans
wailing and wringing their hands about how Bush is doomed? No?
Then why do we Democrats, progressives, liberals,
or just plain anti-Bushites do it? Why are we just giving up and rolling
When John Kerry/John Edwards don't fight
back with the words and strengths we want to see, why aren't we fighting
on their behalf? That's what Republicans
would do. They leap to defend their bogus, pathetic candidate, no matter
and continually assert how he'll win in a landslide. It
builds up their confidence, demoralizes the opposition, and makes
undecided voters want to go with the winner.
We can do it, too. But it's not going
to happen as long as we keep publishing every little bit of woe-is-me,
what's-wrong-with-him whining that some "Democrat" utters.
I don't mean self-delusion here -- man,
if you listen to the Republican shills, it's clear that they are living
in some Bizarro-World
of their own, where the economy is roaring, nobody's
jobless, and we've won and brought Jeffersonian democracy to Afghanistan
and Iraq. What I do mean is putting on a
brave, strong, confident front. Helping our man, instead of backstabbing
him as imperfect,
or agonizing over his past decisions. Not
giving aid and comfort to the Republicans.
Negativity is fashionable, and can be taken
as a sign of our liberal openness and willingness to question. Yeah,
But in this election, it will be DEADLY. Let's
start cutting back.
Thanks for the opportunity to comment.
CKH, it's the difference between a thousand
tiny hammers and one giant, nuclear-powered hammer.
Every time Kerry opens his mouth, there are dozens of
cameras and microphones pointed at him.
If he would
wake up and say something the press would cover it - but
remains as silent as Harpo Marx. The press
would LOVE to cover a fight, but Kerry is too polite.
His refusal to fight is a bigger story than
the weak, feint words that come out of his mouth.
One match under his ass could change this campaign
in less than a minute - and I want that match lit.
Kerry could be president, but he has to want to
be president to win. He's thrown away over half his campaign,
just thrown it right in the damn trash, but there's
still time for Kerry to start a fight but he has to start now.
Every day he fritters away increases the odds that
he'll have to do something drastic.
But you're right - Bart's
Law Number One is "Don't EVER tell the truth in a political
If I could learn that, I'd have a lot fewer former
subscribers telling me to go to hell...
Would you explain to me how Kerry gets some
media attention that would put him a
favorable light when the only thing that is printed,
spoken, or shoved down our collective
throats is anything that is showing Kerry in a
I disagree with your question.
I'd bet my house that if Kerry called Russert
and said, "I want your whole Meet the Press
hour Sunday to unveil the new, fighting John Kerry" he
would get that hour.
Did you read yesterday's Boondocks?
This is the best Kerry can do!
He's so afraid to say anything that might
upset his Bones Brother.
Randi Rhodes has been preaching that Kerry
can't get any good press from anybody in the
mainstream media and I tend to agree. Please enlighten
me on this subject.
P.S. As a loyal subscriber keep up the great work.
I sure don't need a fight with Randi Rhodes, but she's doing what I
should be doing.
She's saying, "Go team, we're going to win this
contest for sure," but what will she say
to her audience the day after the election when Kerry loses 45 states?
I'm trying to avoid, "Bart, you said
Kerrry would win."
I'm just calling it as I see it and what I see is damn ugly.
I see our side refusing to fight - even a little bit.
The worst part is in that radio excerpt, above.
Kerry let Bush get away with his bullhorn handjob and I can't forgive
him for that.
Chain of Command
Hunting of the President,
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Neglecting Hunt for al Qaeda
If we could convince Kerry to mention this...
In the months after the 9/11 attacks, Bush
promised America he would make the hunt for al Qaeda
the number one objective of his administration. "[We]
do everything we can to chase [al Qaeda] down
and bring them to justice," Bush said. "That's
a key priority, obviously, for me and my administration."
But according to a new report, the President has
dangerously underfunded and understaffed the
intelligence unit charged with tracking down al
The New York Times reports "Three years
after the Sept. 11 attacks on New York and the Pentagon,
the CIA has fewer experienced case officers assigned
to its headquarters unit dealing with bin Laden than
it did at the time of the attacks." The bin Laden
unit is "stretched so thin that it relies on inexperienced officers
rotated in and out every 60 to 90 days, and they
leave before they know enough to perform any meaningful work.
That might make a voter wonder why he intends to vote for Bush,
but Kerry won't mention it.
Am I the only one who thinks Kerry should begin the fight?
Subject: sick and tired
If I hear one more story about Kerry re-tooling
his friggin campaign I am going to vomit.
There are so many weaknesses to attack Bush and
Cheney my dog could be running a better campaign.
There is the situation in Iraq which on the verge
of imploding. Cheney gets a raise.
The AWOL thing, the economy, etcand kerry is talking
about friggin assault rifles.
George Bush farts and there are hundreds
of talking heads on TV explaining, how he meant to say "excuse me."
The guy says something stupid like in the Today
show interview and the next day the airwaves are flooded
with people explaining what he meant to say.
Where are Dem talking heads? Wheres
What happened to Edwards?
Hes turning into a meeker version of Kerry if thats
They are right they learned an awful lot
from Dukakis, unfortunately they learned how not to run
I demand a recount from the primaries. We voted
in the worst possible candidate and I am enraged by it.
Dumbya is going to win and win big, and
well still be re-tooling.
It gets worse by day.
Bart, what can we do to stop this before its too
Phil, I wish I knew.
Kerry lied to us when he promised
He's intentionally taking a dive. They're so afraid
they can't think.
I shudder to think that Bush is going to
pack the Supreme Court with Scalias and Slappys
and we're going to be screwed as a country for
the next 40 years - all because Kerry is afraid.
Bush will continue his worldwide crime spree - and who can stop him? Americans
will be so
hated around the world we won't be able to visit other countries.
You women - say goodbye to your right to an abortion. Say
goodbye to overtime and clean water
and clean air and your right to sue when the doctor amputates the wrong
limb. The environment will
be shot and look for oil drilling in Yellowstone and Yosemite - all because
Kerry won't fight.
to Release 'Atomic Bomb' in November
Blow me down - Rock's finest all-male group drops the big one
The album made headlines in July after
recordings from it went missing.
The disappearance of rough versions of some tracks
from a recording studio in Nice
had prompted fears they would appear on the Internet
before the official release.
But a band spokeswoman said: "They didn't show
up anywhere as far as we're aware."
Is any rock band bigger than U2?
Wouldn't Springsteen be a good opening
band for rock's current champions?
And when I say "current champaions," ...that's
a title they earned way back in 1987.
17 years later, isn't U2 the most
recent super group?
Where are tomorrow's supergroups?
Subject: voting in PA
I'm an ex-Republican turned Independent
Thanks for the tip! (btw, Nader is not on the ballot
Dude! How much longer is Kerry expecting
all of us to fight his battles for him?
Dean was right on the money about the timing of
terrorist alerts, and Kerry left him to the dogs.
With the wingnuts distracted as they devour Dan
Rather's bones over this "TypewriterGate" crap,
Bush is wide open for a full attack.
He listened to sweet little Mary Beth about
the Smearboat Vets, missed a glorious opportunity when
Cheney threatened us all last week... Pundits everywhere
(even right wingers) are offering him advice on what to do...
What's "Mr. War Hero" doing?
Timidly talking about heathcare, jobs,
and begging the Republicans to play nice.
That strategy worked wonders for "President" Dukkakis,
People (a LOT more than 50%, believe
me) think Bush is awful, but they're afraid Kerry
might be a worse alternative. And he's not doing
a damn thing to change that perception.
Can I vote for Teresa instead?
She's got spunk and a backbone (an ex-Republican.
Figures), and she'll make a great president.
Eric, I so agree with that paragraph in bold.
I think America hates the Monkey, but Kerry keeps agreeing
Kerry refuses to give America a reason to vote for him.
He doesn't want to be president - so why did he get in this race?
America is burning, and Kerry insists on reading the f-ing
"The notorious "Champagne Unit" of the Guard
was also graced by the son of John Connally,
both sons of Sen. Lloyd Bentsen, Bobby Sakowaitz
, the grandson of H.L. Hunt and several
Dallas Cowboys. Anyone who thinks that is just
a coincidence or some kind of freaking
accident probably thinks Sean Hannity is a
--Molly Ivins, "Moral
Subject: au contraire....
Bart, you said:
> "I was for the war in Afghanistan and the whole world agreed. That
war had to be fought".
I have to disagree. How many of the
hijackers on 911 were from Afghanistan?
What have we accomplished by bombing Afghanistan?
It is widely reported that we told the Afghanis
they could have a "carpet of gold
(for approving an oil pipeline deal) or a carpet
Slugger, that's the kind of crazy talk that
makes Democrats lose 49 states.
Where is your memory? While New York and
the Pentagon were still burning, the Taliban said,
"We have Osama and we're not giving him up." They
had to pay for that mistake.
Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Bono and John
Lennon would've all voted for that war.
Not attacking would have sent the message, "Would
you like to bomb LA, too?"
question is, knowing nothing could/would stop us from destroying them,
why did they do it?
The Taliban committed "suicide by F-16" and it would be interesting to
The most logical answer is that Bush told them we were coming with our "carpet
and they decided to fight Bush's attack with a pre-emptive strike on New
If the 9-11 Commission hadn't been a handjob by Bush cronies we
might've gotten an answer.
"As much as I thought I was prepared to believe
that Bush is capable of any sort of cheating,
I am shocked by what the missing paper trail
concerning Bush's service and the political
aftermath reveals about the cynical deceptions
practiced by Bush, Rove and all their cronies.
I wonder what a similar analysis of Cheney's
Vietnam era activities would reveal?"
--Author Jane Smiley,
in a letter to Salon.com, "Letters", Attribution
The press won't look at Cheney because he's a Republican.
Subject: Kerry can't fight
Sadly I agree that we are on the way to
a Kerry defeat (I can't bring myself to say Bush victory).
Everyone's hope, the debate schedule (if
it is allowed to happen, and I can't imagine Rove allowing that),
is way too little and way too late. I think John's
people never got it - what our people have seen as
maintaining a higher standard translates as wimpiness
to a large portion of the populace.
Bush, Cheney and Prince-of-Darkness Rove
are bullies, their tactics have been ones of blatant bullying,
and if our guy can't best the bullies on the block
how is he going to take on the bullies of the world?
I hope we can sleep well knowing we are on the
side of light.
Unfortunately Americans appear to like ass
kickers more than they do statesmen, at least until they
become the ones getting their ass kicked as we
Demos are now.
The worst part is losing to the worst president America has ever
This country is hungry for change, but Kerry just refuses to fight.
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"Regarding the Iraq war, Sen. John McCain told
NBC's Jim Miklaszewski:
"We are not winning." He attributed this to allowing
'the enemy to have sanctuary.'"
Yet just a few days ago, McCain told a national
TV audience that Bush was the right man for this job.
Senator, you were once a respected leader, now
you're nothing but Bush's cabana boy.
W Bush is a Girlieman Coward
We certainly know that Bush wants us to
believe he's a real man - in fact, there are few things he works harder
Sometimes it seems as if the entire might of the
United States government is being wielded for the purpose of
creating photo ops where Bush can look manly. We
saw plenty of examples at the Republican convention;
the video introducing Bush, narrated with the profound
vocal stylings of actor/politician Fred Thompson,
begins this way: "How do you tell the story of
a presidency? How do you tell the story so far?
The story is, in part, but inescapably, the story
of a man."
American soldier body count in Iraq
998, 1003, 1007 1020 dead
Jesus, 13 dead since Monday?
"We're chasing down these killers overseas
so we don't have
to face them here at home. We're making good
--Dubya, explaining how great the war is going Attribution
From: Teresa calls Bush
Inflexible??? He's downright butt-ugly,
spoiled brat, irresponsible, mule-headed stubborn!
The "privileged son" of a rich man used
to getting his own way and having tantrums when he doesn't.
I believe he is a sociopath in it's purest form.
I also think his stepford wife is a closet drunk
who doesn't know one end from the other!
I am sick to death of the Bushes and cannot
think of a worse blight to have ever come down on America.
Barbara, unless Kerry decides to fight, get ready for four more
years of it.
Siegfried & Roy interview with
Mrs. Gov. Musclehead
World Poker Tour repeat
- Battle of Champions from Bellagio
Monday we watched the premier of Las
Vegas on NBC.
They have an identity problem, that show. When they turn silly, it's still
good enough to
watch for the Vegas stuff and the hot babes. (It should be called The Vanessa
Sometimes they want to be dead serious, and sometimes it's lighter than
The premier had prettyboy Danny coming home from a 90 day toiur
of duty in Iraq. Had this been
a real show, he would've come back missing an eye, a leg or an arm. Then,
once you accept that it's
going to be a puffy, fluffy show, Danny shows signs of post traumatic stress
disorder when tells James
Caan (He's great in this show) that he hasn't slept in a loooong
After a while, Danny tells Big Ed (Caan) that he can't sleep because
nobody has his back. He says
nobody has his back because his whole unit was killed when he called in
airstrikes that had to be
right on top of them and he was the only one who walked away from
it, and apparently that's why
he got to come home early, because his mind was torn up.
That's heavy stuff, after you've assigned this episode to the "fluff" column,
and it reminds us that
someday we'll have 150,000 battle-scarred people back in American who've
been through hell.
Is America ready for that?
Five years from today, on September
14, 2008, how many Iraq vets will be in prison?
How many Iraqi vets will be dead? How many will be mentally ill and homeless,
living under a bridge?
There was a Star Trek Next Generation episode called The
Although Troi has been warned that Danar
is extremely dangerous, she is drawn to him when
she senses that he is being tortured by nightmares.
Meeting with the prisoner, she comes to
believe that he is inherently non-violent, despite
A check of Danar's records reveals that
he is a military prisoner who served Angosia honorably
in the recent war. He informs Troi that when he
volunteered for service, his government conducted
intense psychological and biochemical modifications
on him and his fellow soldiers. When the men,
programmed for violence in any situation threatening
their survival, had difficulty readjusting to
civilian life, they were exiled to Lunar V.
Later, Danar and his comrades burst in (The
Senate) but knowing that the veterans will not kill
unless their own lives are threatened, Picard vows
that he and his crew will not fire upon the prisoners.
Instead, Nayrok is urged to take steps to reprogram
the soldiers and welcome them back into society.
What will America do when our trained-to-kill heroes try to re-adjust
to "normal life?"
The consequences of the greed of the sick, never-elected bastard will be
with us for decades.
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Subject: Democrats are
Your pinning the repeal of the assault weapon
ban on Bush and the right wing is pretty lame.
The vote was 90-8 to continue it, last time I looked
there weren't 90 Republicans in the Senate.
Of course when things dont go the liberal
way its always the Republicans fault,
turning a blind eye to the fact their own ilk voted
I'm totally against assault weapons BTW,
I mean who has a legitimate reason to own an M-16?
PB, the pink tutu Democrats are gutless
cowards, afraid of everyone and everything,
including the NRA.
You're right - nobody needs an M16, but the Democrats
don't have the balls to be Democrats.
follow the orders Bush gives us..."
From: Kerry's one-way ticket
I hate to say this, but I'm beginning to
believe that Kerry and the Democratic Party have decided to throw the
I can't tell if they never intended to win this
time around or because they got the word from Charlie Malloy that
"this isn't their night", but nothing excuses a
campaign even more inept than Dukakis against an even weaker Bush
whose given up so many opportunities to bury him
which have been repeatedly passed up.
I'm afraid it's four more years of Mr. Giggle-n'Kill.
Zontar, it's not over yet, but each day that passes with Kerry
brings the impossible-to-comprehend closer to reality.
If we could just get him to wake up....
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