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"John Kerry and Teresa were at Arnold and Maria's
Christmas do in Sun Valley.
Kerry was seen in intense conversation with
--Leah Garchik, Attribution
Kerry is as politically tone deaf now as he was during 2004.
Too bad we couldn't convince Kerry to get into "intense conversation" with
Bush when it counted.
Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Bush has pressed ahead with this hard-line
strategy, in part by removing dissidents inside his
administration while retaining or promoting his
protégés. Bush also has started prepping his
younger brother Jeb as a possible successor in
2008, which could help extend George W.'s
war policies while keeping any damaging secrets
under the Bush family's control.
As a centerpiece of this tougher strategy to
pacify Iraq, Bush is contemplating the adoption of
the brutal practices that were used to suppress
leftist peasant uprisings in Central America in
the 1980s. The Pentagon is "intensively
debating" a new policy for Iraq called the "Salvador option,"
Newsweek magazine reported on Jan. 9.
The strategy is named after the Reagan-Bush
administration's "still-secret strategy" of supporting
El Salvador's right-wing security forces, which
operated clandestine "death squads..."
You really should take the time to read this whole story.
They're not happy with just an eight-year crime spree - they want more.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
and unholy ditch
Ugly as this hateful half or more of Americans
are, it's not entirely their fault. Their beliefs are at least
partly the result of a sophisticated propaganda
system perfected over decades by a consolidated
corporate state media. Saturation has never been
stronger. As we speak some 72% of Americans
still believe there were WMD's in Iraq, and 75%
believe that Saddam was supporting ben Laden.
They did not each and independently arrive at such
stupid conclusions on their own (if such mindless
acceptance can even be called conclusions.) Indoctrinated
by state propaganda, they then acted and
continue to act accordingly---which is to say grotesquely
in the eyes of the world.
I do not have to tell informed readers that
the rest of the world has long been repulsed by this sort of
American grotesquery, this darkly provincial, arrogant
American spectacle. But some of the world still
has difficulty admitting to what it observes: that
Americans, have become belligerent, mean, and
downright dangerous to world security and stability.
Subject: Paul Wellstone memory
I am heartened that someone is remembering this
man who stood for truth and honor.
Why is that so hard to find now?
I honestly knew nothing about Wellstone before
this happened, but when it did and the way it did,
sent shivers down my spine. This was no accident,
it will never be known since the cowards who
have done ALL of this have no conscience, no honor. They
are also the ones who have tried to kill
all our dream and hopes. In his Wellstones memory,
in MLK's memory, please lets find a way to pick
ourselves up, dust off, face ourselves and the
lies that keep being shoved down our throats..
Lets pray for the courage of those who KNOW,
who know the facts to bring these truths to light,
who are afraid for their lives, but realize the
world is worth nothing if those who lie/cheat/steal are victorious.
In MLK's memory please meditate on this beautiful
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional Love
will have the final word in reality.
This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger
than evil triumphant."
God Forgive America,
The campaigns were run by the PR industry
As usual, the electoral campaigns were run
by the PR industry, which in its regular vocation sells toothpaste,
life-style drugs, automobiles, and other commodities.
Its guiding principle is deceit. Its task is to undermine
the "free markets" we are taught to revere:
mythical entities in which informed consumers make rational choices.
In such scarcely imaginable systems, businesses
would provide information about their products: cheap, easy, simple.
But it is hardly a secret that they do nothing
of the sort. Rather, they seek to delude consumers to choose their product
over some virtually identical one. GM does not
simply make public the characteristics of next year's models. Rather, it
devotes huge sums to creating images to deceive
consumers, featuring sports stars, sexy models, cars climbing sheer
cliffs to a heavenly future, and so on. The
business world does not spend hundreds of billions of dollars a year to
provide information. The famed "entrepreneurial
initiative" and "free trade" are about as realistic as informed
consumer choice. The last thing those who dominate
the society want is the fanciful market of doctrine and
economic theory. All of this should be too familiar
to merit much discussion.
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"You've probably been at a mall or airport and
children on tethers. They're not being
Womack, attorney for Abu Ghraib torturer Charles Graner, giving you
his Nancy Grace guarantee that
those kids aren't going home to more "tethers"
defending the practice
of putting naked Iraqi prisoners on leashes to pose for pictures Attribution
fired from Bush bash
"He's not performing," a spokesman for the Presidential
Inauguration Committee confirmed for WND.
Committee spokeswoman Jill Willis would not comment
on the decision not to have Kid Rock perform.
So, why was Kid Rock bumped?
"I don't have a comment," Willis told Whore Net Daily.
Gee, could it have been his vulgar lyrics?
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I foresee it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin' Barbara Bush
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Subject: Gratuity attached
Although I don't have money falling out of
my ass, I am sending you this $20 donation to support your continued work.
I have reviewed your archives and have found your
work insightful, intelligent, truthful, and rare.
I am writing this from "the Alabama of Pennsylvania," where
there are no Democrats, only DINO and Republicans.
Unfortunately, we have US Sen. Rick ("that's
Latin for 'asshole'") Santorum (google "santorum" to see what Dan Savage
has to say about him...) and US Sen. Arlen Specter,
who used to be a decent man until he was accidentally lobotomized
when he had a brain tumor removed in Philadelphia
a few years ago.
Since there are no Democrats anymore we are
only RINOs, those few of us who still believe, like Goldwater,
that gov't should stay the hell out of our bedrooms
and our boardrooms. So here's a donation from one war-weary
Republican who wasn't invited to the Coronation
next Thursday. Since there are so few left who will "speak Truth to Power,"
the task falls to you. Koresh grant you peace
and prosperity, and keep hammering.
Marc in PA
I hope you enjoy your 60 days of membership.
I just thought I'd ask a question that I haven't
The United States has a military base at Diego
Garcia in the Indian Ocean.
They use it mostly for refueling stops because
it's in the middle of nowhere.
Check it's location at the bottom-center of this
Diego Garcia was 1000 miles closer to the epicenter
of the tsunami than Somalia,
yet hundreds were killed in Somalia and our government says Diego Garcia
sustained no damage..
How is that possible?
Subject: your last VCR alert
I'm sorry to say, but there is some hypocrisy
going on here.
In one issue you have banner graphics about Faux
News and the FOX Watching The Whitehouse,
and the next issue you are suggesting we watch
crap on FOX.
The only voice we have is to withhold our cash
from the coffers of the corrupt.
This means, at the VERY least, NO FOX television,
NO Home Depot,
NO Wal-Mart and all the others that contributed
greatly to the monkey and the fascists.
S, I understand what you're saying but...
You're talking about no NFC football games,
no Pizza Hut, no Taco Bell, no Pepsi
no Bank of America, No AT&T, no NBC, no CBS,
no ABC, no 20th Century Fox movies,
no Direct TV, no Viagra, no FedEx, no AOL, no CNN,
no Kraft Foods, no Miami Dolphins,
no Hallmark cards, no Blue Cross, Blue Shield,
no HMOs, no Microsoft, no casinoes*
Is it possible to avoid doing business with
My husband has a long record of money problems.
He runs up huge credit card bills.
At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.
He says pay the minimum, and let our kids worry
about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward
our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.
The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has
been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious in a big way,
although I don't quite understand it.
One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next
with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot
and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits,
and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that
before anyone can be in the same room with him,
they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly
Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
Stop whining, Laura.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
The rest of us are stuck with that asshole
for four more years!
"If Bush takes the oath of office with his hand
on a Bible
and is not struck by lightning, that's proof
there is no God."
Subject: his inauguration
Don't you think that it is entirely inappropriate
for Bush to be having
a $40m gala inauguration celebration during a time
Is that any way to support our troops?
Why can't that money be spent on a little body
Mel in MO
Mel, it's all about Godly Bush's greatness.
He's a war hero, you know.
Squads Invite Murder in Our Name
by Joe Conason
...Pentagon planners are reportedly mulling
a "Salvadoran option" - the
bureaucratic euphemism for death squads - to put
down the rebellion in Iraq.
Evidently this scheme is the latest brainstorm
of the "liberators" intent on bringing
democracy, freedom and the rule of law to the oppressed
peoples of the Middle East.
The brilliant idea of assassinating recalcitrant
Iraqis seems to have originated among
the same Pentagon bureaucrats who crusaded for
the Iraq invasion and promoted
abusive interrogation techniques in the war against
...since nearly two
years of incompetent occupation rule
has failed to win the hearts
and minds of most Iraqis,
the next step is apparently
to persuade them by inflicting pain.
We've got the right books by the right authors.
Williams Social Se-Scarity
as seen on fauxnewschannel.com
call me 'Tom!"
The president took a few moments from his busy
schedule signing Clear Channel
and Sinclair checks to tout the "Social Se-Scarity
Armstrong Williams" Clock,
to be awarded to party loyalists whose willingness
Subject: the senate foursome
Replacing Gephardt with Biden was a good move.
Biden thinks that he's presidential material?
He would be another shoe-in for the repugs.
Biden would be a guaranteed disaster.
He's Kerry without the medals and he loves Bush.
"...Biden is our boy! Jeb
can whip him!"
by Gene Lyons
That's also true of the infamous Swift Boat Veterans
for Truth. Careful reporting by The Washington Post,
Los Angeles Times, The New York Times and Chicago
Tribune documented that their attacks on Sen. John
Kerry's Vietnam record were provably false in every
important respect. Yet they kept showing up on TV.
Embarrass somebody named Bush, however, and the
rules suddenly become very stringent.
A former Republican attorney general is hired to
conduct an investigation.
That was Clinton; this is Bush Last week, columnist
and TV pundit Armstrong Williams got caught violating
the most basic rule of all: He took $240,000 from
the White House for touting its education reforms. There
was a signed contract; he fulfilled it. Even Pravda
did things more subtly. According to David Corn in The Nation,
Armstrong told him that everybody does it. If
so, the coming months could prove very enlightening."
"You Know You're a Republican When...You fire someone
for supporting the troops.
From a North Jersey Record editorial: Rep.Chris
Smith, R-N.J., lost his post as chairman
of the House Committee on Veterans' Affairs
this week for the worst possible reason:
He spoke out loudly against cuts in veterans
programs at a time when House GOP leaders
- and President Bush - were touting the party's
wartime support for the troops.
Next time you see someone with a "support the
troops" ribbon on their car,
let them know what Republicans think of the
-- boldprint, Attribution
apologizes after pictured in Nazi uniform
Harry, 20, wore the swastika and desert uniform
of Rommel's hated
German Afrika Korps to the party in West Littleton,
Last night he said: "I am very sorry if
I have caused any offence.
It was a poor choice of costume and I apologise."
"Why can't a
boy play dress-up now and then?"
Subject: Em Fuego story
After Eager Beaver tried to grab Mrs. Bartcop's
did you still leave her a tip? If so, why?
I left something - $5 or so.
She wasn't evil, she just made a mistake.
Subject: rebuttal to pot psychosis
Offering something plus a reference.
Marijuana lowers blood pressure in experienced
J Clin Pharmacol. 2002 Nov;42(11 Suppl):58S-63S.
Cardiovascular system effects of
Langley Porter Psychiatric Institute,
Department of Psychiatry,
University of California, San Francisco 94143-0984,
Marijuana and delta9-tetrahydrocannabinol
(THC) increase heart rate, slightly increase supine blood
pressure, and on occasion produce marked orthostatic
hypotension. Cardiovascular effects in animals are
different, with bradycardia and hypotension the
most typical response. Cardiac output increases, and
peripheral vascular resistance and maximum exercise
performance decrease. ***********Tolerance to most of
the initial cardiovascular effects appears rapidly.
With repeated exposure, !!!!!!!!!supine blood pressure
decreases slightly!!!!!!!!, orthostatic hypotension
disappears, blood volume increases, heart rate slows,
and circulatory responses to exercise and Valsalva
maneuver are diminished, consistent with centrally
mediated, reduced sympathetic, and enhanced parasympathetic
activity. Receptor-mediated and probably
nonneuronal sites of action account for cannabinoid
effects. The endocannabinoid system appears important
in the modulation of many vascular functions. Marijuana's
cardiovascular effects are not associated
with serious health problems for most young,
healthy users, although occasional myocardial infarction,
stroke, and other adverse cardiovascular events
are reported. Marijuana smoking by people with cardiovascular
disease poses health risks because of the consequences
of the resulting increased cardiac work, increased
catecholamine levels, carboxyhemoglobin, and postural
"When I see Americans in Fallujah I feel as if I
am seeing devils in front of me."
-- a resident of Fallujah, where it was once believed American
fighters had support Attribution
"The citizens of Iraq are coming to know what kind
of people we have sent to liberate them."
-- Dubya, explaining why Fallujahns now want us dead. Attribution
Subject: Page, Clapton, Fr Mushroom
Page and Clapton are both terrific in their own
right, but as for the
greatest of all time, I must tell you that I have
begun the beatification
process for Brian May of Queen to be named "Patron
Saint of the Ax."
That is our opinion we here at Vatican City West...so
let it be written.
Brian May is an excellent guitar player.
The first three Queen albums were excellent and very hard rock.
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Losing Ground in Alcohol Market
Wine and liquor continue to gain a bigger share
of the alcoholic market, at the
expense of beer. It's been going on since
the late 1990s and continued in 2004.
Analysts who follow the beverage industry don't
see it stopping anytime soon.
I'll tell you what
it is ...
Cite War Protester for Sign
He thinks he lives in a country with
A man protesting the war in Iraq with a sign
that blended Bush's name
with a profanity was ticketed for using obscene
language in public.
The protester said Monday he would fight the citation,
calling it a violation
of his constitutional right to free speech.
Mike Wallschlaeger, 41, of Mosinee, erected the
sign near the Courthouse.
An officer took it down and issued him a citation
after receiving a complaint.
Wallschlaeger said Monday he has used the sign
with the message
"This war is Bushit'' during 18 months of protesting
Wausau City Attorney Bill Nagle said Tuesday
that he will dismiss an obscenity citation given
to a war protester who carried a sign that said "This
war is Bushit."
First Amendment experts had said the city was
violating the constitutional rights of the protester
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a well-known 1971
case, Cohen v. California, that the
government does not have the authority to make
the simple public display of a four-letter
expletive a criminal offense. In that case, a man
was convicted of wearing a jacket that
said "Fuck the Draft," but justices threw out his
Why didn't Wausau City Attorney Bill Nagle have
a clue what the law says?
Why did they green light the arrest if they knew
it wasn't a crime?
To imtimidate others from doing things our Constitution
says is legal?
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"Killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an
act of murder."
--Albert Einstein, Attribution
Guest editorial by Nuvee
When you the reader loses at a game, contest or election,
do YOU grab the mic
and claim the game was rigged? Why would you expect
John Kerry to? Had he done so,
the Conyers report would have lost ALL credibility.
It is far more effective to let someone
stand up FOR you, on your behalf, rather than pleading
your own case, particularly where
the truth of the matter is obscured, and the allegations
go to the integrity of the game.
soldier body count in Iraq
1341, 1342, 1352,
1357, dead heroes under Bush
Iraq Weapons Search Is Over
The White House said Wednesday that its hunt for
- a two-year search that cost 1357 soldiers -
has closed down without finding the stockpiles that
as a justification for indaing Iraq's oil fields.
Bush's spokesman said the president had
"no regrets"about invading Iraq.
Bush got his $100M a day for 550 days.
What's to regret?
"In terms of rock-solid evidence that there was such,
we didn't find it. We didn't find any actual
--Dick Thornburgh, pulling a
Kenneth Starr, implying guilt about Bush going AWOL
was everywhere at
CBS News but he juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust couldn't put his finger on it Atttribution
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You have two minutes to record your message.
was that Duane playing all the exciting parts?
Have you heard the reincarnation of Duane?
I listened to this kid a few years ago iN FLORIDA
when he was about 16.
I could not believe the excitment this kid could
pull out of a guitar.
His name: Derick Trucks, nephew of Butch of the
I'm kind of out of touch in the world right now
but I understand
that Derick has joined the current Allmans.
Maybe to help hurry into retirement the coasting
Tom the RV traveler.
Legal in Canada?
BC Supreme Court Agrees To Rule On Pot Laws ...saw it on marijuananews.com
The prohibitionists may not realize it yet, but
this challenge is a mortal threat to
cannabis prohibition. If the courts rule that the
laws are invalid, the Canadian
government would certainly try to rush through
a new law, probably along the
lines of the phony decrim bill currently tabled
in the House, but it is extremely
doubtful that it would pass in the Senate in its
present form, and nothing would
happen in the Senate for several months, at the
Subject: demoncrats ha
Good thing the Demoncrats are moving away from
their, ahem, "leaders"
Kerry was a joke , always was.
No, he had an unexplained collapse - we're trying
to figure out what happened.
He was great for logical minded conservatives
who knew he was toast the minute
he got the Demoncrat nomination. What a wuss, wouldn't
even fight back when attacked.
I wish I could say that was false, BUT, ...when
his country needed volunteers for a REAL fight,
Kerry said "Take
me" while Monkey Bush got drunk and deserted
his post - suck on that.
But you've heard this all before from the libcomms
who actually saw the truth for once.
If enough liberals move away from the Demoncrats,
the whole left wing will fragment,
a great day for true Americans and patriots.
You sound like a gambling man - am I reading you
Maybe finally the USA will stand tall against
the Stalinist libcomms who want to ruin it,
and promote a democratic philosophy throughout
the world based on real Christian principles.
Like invading backwards countries and raping
the helpless male captives?
Like taking YOUR money and giving it to the Clintons,
Marty Sheen and Barbara Streisand?
(Marty - Babs, I only mention you guys because
you're the top of the heap!)
In the mean time it's hilarious to see the libcomms
fight among themselves and wander over
to the greens or whatever environmental puke group,
that is the flavor of the day.
HaHa you demoncrats are fun to watch.
Dude, does R.E. stand for "retard extraordinaire?"
Did you ever see the movie Tora, Tora, Tora?
It ends with the Japanese Naval Commander wondering
if it might've been a mistake to wake the sleeping giant.
You forget, the Democrats represent the majority.
Until this last tainted election, we won the popular vote three times in
You don't have the voters on your side - you have ignorance and fear.
If we can get some sunlight on the issues, like war and the economy, we'll
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