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"He Lied to the American People! I remember when
that was enough for Cokie, Sam,
George, and George to unanimously declare that
immediate presidential resignation
was the only possible consequence for such
a thing. And, now, we have a president
whose almost every word about Social Security
is a Big Fat Lie. Not a mistake. Not spin.
Not hyperbole, exaggeration, etc... But, a
Big Fat Lie. Once upon a time it was conventional
wisdom that a lying president was akin to cannibalism,
pedophilia, and genocide.
Oh, Cokie, where's the outrage...where is the
Don't forget - he also told a lie or two about a war in Iraq...
Given that "Crossfire" was initially conceived
as a program for tough interrogation and debate, you'd think
that the co-hosts still on duty after Mr. Carlson's
departure might try to get some answers about this scandal,
whose full contours, I suspect, we are only just
beginning to discern. But there is nothing if not honor among
bloviators. "On the left," as they say at "Crossfire," Paul
Begala offered condemnations of the Bush administration
but had only soft questions and plaudits for Mr.
Williams. Three times in scarcely as many minutes Begala
congratulated his guest for being "a stand-up guy" simply
for appearing in the show's purportedly hostile but
entirely friendly confines. When Mr. Williams apologized
for having crossed "some ethical lines," that was
enough to earn Mr. Begala's benediction: "God bless
you for that."
...Begala ...lobbed softballs at a man who may
have been a cog in illegal government wrongdoing,
on a show produced by television's self-proclaimed "most
trusted" news network..."
It pains me to say this, but Paul Begala has some Alan Colmes in him. I
know he's Catholic, so maybe
he has a dozen kids who need to go to college, but Begala is no longer
qualified to speak for Democrats.
Too many times, I've seen him join with Novak to beat up a lefty guest.
Too many times, I've heard Begala tell us what a swell guy The Monkey is.
He's almost become - I'm sorry, Paul - George Stephanopolous.
Defends Coming Soc. Sec. Thefts
world is not enough..."
Dick Cheney said he had to warn us about a "coming
Dick Cheney said Social Security system is "on
a course to eventual bankruptcy."
Dick Cheney said channeling part of workers' salaries
into the stock market would help
Dick Cheney said personal Social Security accounts "would
continue a great American tradition."
Dick Cheney said workers who have nothing to spare
after taxes could have a chance to begin saving.
Can we trust Dick Cheney?
Dick Cheney said Saddam had WMDs and was about
to launch them.
Dick Cheney said Osama and Saddam with working
together, but Bush denied that.
Dick Cheney told lies that killed 1357 American
soldiers and 100,000 Iraqi civilians.
Dick Cheney sold oil field equipment to Saddam
in the nineties that made Saddam stronger.
Dick Cheney said Saddam was a "grave and imminent
threat" that had to be disarmed.
Dick Cheney gets richer everytime he sells America
another world-class lie.
Can we trust Dick Cheney?
Subject: right about Kerry
Bart, you were right about Kerry.
I knew he was token crap the minute he didn't
respond forcefully to the Swift Boat Liars.
He was after all installed only after the media
were ordered to knock Howard Dean out of the race.
That should tell you who his real handlers were. You
Americans are totally screwed politically now.
You need a revolution but all you'll get is a civil
Request Education Dept. Records
Who else has Bush
been paying to lie?
paid to lie."
Leaders of a Senate committee have directed
the Education Department
to turn over records of its public relations contracts,
at the same time
reminding the education secretary of a federal
ban on "propaganda."
The request comes after revelations that the
Bush administration had paid
a prominent black media whore, Armstrong Williams,
to promote the new
education sham that's neing pushed by the criminal
"So the president doesn't read the papers. The
only real information he gets he gets from
his loyal aides and even when he goes to a
town hall meeting, to meet the people, they have
been pre-selected. Our president is living
in the 'Truman Show'. Nothing happens around him
that isn't planned. I don't even think he knows
we're out here watching."
of Top Iraq Cleric Killed
Gunmen killed a representative of Ayatollah
Ali al-Sistani, Iraq's senior
Shiite Muslim cleric, along with the aide's son
and four bodyguards near Baghdad.
Insurgents appeared to be sending a message
to al-Sistani, who strongly supports
the upcoming Bush-puppet vote. Insurgents have
targeted electoral workers and candidates.
Elsewhere, gunmen opened fire on a minibus picking
up a Turkish businessman in Baghdad,
killing six Iraqis and kidnapping the Turk, who
ran a construction company that worked with the U.S.
Anyone who allies themsselves with the invaders
is going to be killed. Since Bush's personal puppet
Allawi is reportedly still alive, we must assume
he's staying in another country - perhaps Kuwait?
Bush's never-ending nightmare continues, but
the networks say he's doing a great job!
Subject: Your cancellation
One of the reasons I am going to stay with you
after my 30 day thing is up is because
- as you point out during BCR Show 64 - you have
to be you and speak your mind.
I can't believe that you get cancellations for
stuff you say on the show.
What the hell do they want, the typical wuss-ass
corporate type broadcasts
to which we are already subjected?
Anybody that's an "everything" or someone who "always" is
an idiot anyway.
Stew in Ohio
Stew, no matter what I say, some subscribers get upset.
I guess that can be expected when dozens of people are listening.
When I say somethey they don't like, or don't want to hear,
I'd welcome a debate instead of getting a cancellation notice.
I wonder why they don't want to stay and insist on being heard?
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Williams - The biggest whore of all
"The hardest working man in ho business," by The Black Commentator
The National Association of Black Journalists
(NABJ) called on the White House to
"rebuke those in the Department of Education
who used taxpayer dollars to pay off
Armstrong Williams in an attempt to influence public
opinion on administration policy."
"He's tainted fruit," said NABJ vice president
for broadcast, Barbara Ciara. "And he's
unfairly indicted all commentators who have their
own independent opinion, don't need
a script from the administration and don't need
to be paid off."
But of course, Armstrong Williams has never
been a journalist, nor has he ever uttered or
written a word that could qualify as straightforward
political commentary. Since 1979,
when the 20-year-old signed on with his "mentor," Strom
Thurmond and, later, as an
aide to Clarence Thomas, Williams has been
a rightwing political operative for hire...
"I am asking those who supported him to now support
me. Now I have joined the ranks
of the hundreds of thousands of Americans nationwide
for whom this is personal."
--Doris Matsui, criticizing
Bush's limited federal funding of stem cell experiments, saying stem cell
offer hope for the disease that caused her husband's death - pneumonia brought
on by myelodysplastic
syndrome, a rare form of bone marrow disease, Attribution
Maybe the biggest problem with Bush, besides his willingness to murder
and steal oil,
is that he uses religious insanity to guide him on his most important decisions.
Subject: Diego Garcia
The issue of Diego Garcia has been discussed
on the Bartcop.com message board.
Here is a summary:
There are no reporters on Diego Garcia and
the only information we have is from the military,
which indicates up to 6 or 7 feet erosion on the
beaches but no base damage. Most of the facilities
were on the opposite end of the island from the
direction of the direction of the quake and wave. (May not be true.)
Diego Garcia has a deep underwater canyon between
it and the quake/wave, and a tsunami needs a long gradual run up.
Diego Garcia did get a warning or the impending/potential
tsunami and the military there has been aware of the risk for 40 plus years.
had fired more gay interpretors
"We don't need your kind saving America! We'd rather die!"
The number of Arabic linguists discharged from
the military for violating its "don't ask, don't tell"
policy is higher than previously reported, according
to records obtained by a research group.
The group contends the records show that the military
- at a time when it and U.S. intelligence
agencies don't have enough Arabic speakers - is
putting its anti-gay stance ahead of national security.
Between 1998 and 2004, the military discharged
20 Arabic and six Farsi speakers,
We talked about how insane it was a for an Iraqi
man to say, "Saddam killed my wife
and Uday raped my daughter, the bastards. I hated
them and wanted them punished,
but I didn't want the Americans to do it because
they're non-Muslims and I hate Americans..."
Is it any more sane to fire men that can help
prevent another terror attack because they're gay?
Clearly, Bush's goal is pleasing Falwell and Rbertson
more than it is keeping America safe.
We've got the right books by the right authors.
"I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about
--Ann Coulter, the heart and soul
of the Republican Party Attribution
If the Democrats would refer to Coulter and Limbaugh as "the
voices of the GOP,"
they would win in 2008 by 6 points - but that wouldn't be fair, ...so never
Kid Rock lyrics
This is truly disgusting
and worthless writing.
He makes the "bitches and hos" lyrics look
If you click and read these lyrics, don't write
"I like Kid
Rock - he's my peeps..."
traded down for Kid Rock
Subject: Bart's hypocrisy
What's with the hypocrisy Bart
I'll bet that's supposed to be a question...
You claim to support the troops
...and even put your worst stalinist libcomms
in their place,
I put who - where?
I have no power to put "libcomms" anywhere,
much less Iraq.
...when they attack them (the troops).
Who attacked the troops?
I, BartCop, put the insurgents in Iraq?
Where did I get the money to do that?
But you seem to want to deplore the good work
that they are doing there.
Our troops are doing good work in Iraq?
Seems to me they're trying desperately to stay
the hell alive.
Is there a list of successes I've overlooked?
If so, please forward that list to me so I can
...and don't tell me about "all
the schools" that have opened. If a
Bush's good puppy press would be all over it with
pictures "proving Bush's greatness."
You can't have it both ways.
So far, I can't have it one way - what
conversation are we having?
By attacking the rebuilding of Iraq, the bringing
of freedom and democracy,
the removal of terrorists and the advent of stability,
you are attacking the troops as well.
I think you mean,
"By calling a disaster a disaster, you're making
Iraq look like a hopeless, tragic quagmire."
For that, I accept full responsibility.
YOU apparently think our troops should be dying in Iraq.
I think we should've gone after Osama, instead, and let Saddam keep order
I didn't get the rest of your point(s).
"We need to go back and look at what was wrong
with much of the intelligence
that we had accumulated over
a 12-year period and that our allies
accumulated over that same period of time and
correct any flaws."
-- Scott McClellan, once again blaming Clinton
for the Monkey's war hardon Attribution
Subject: Business with Republicans
After clicking on a link to Buyblue.com on
Bart Cop, I have been able to drastically change my spending habits.
I think your rhetorical question was probably
Anyhow Pizza Hut sucks. Burger King, UPS,
Costco, CBS, ABC, and the Fox network all contribute more
to the Democratic Party than the evil GOP, according
to Choosetheblue.com. I
saw a blurb that said Lowe's
gives marginally more to the demos, so it is a
great sub for Home Depot which is absolutely horrible anyway.
I think it will be easy to divert funds from
the money whores as more of these websites come online.
The one that is heartbreaking to give up is Target.
Ed, I was thinking of the vegetarian who wore
leather shoes when I wrote that.
Sure, I want to give the GOP and their racist-bartard
minions as few dollars as possible,
but they own so much (party of the rich and all)
it's hard to avoid doing business with them.
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Dryden, Jefferson Airplane Drummer, Dies
Dryden, who died at his home Tuesday, retired
from performing 10 years ago.
"I'm gone," he told the San Francisco Chronicle last
May. "I'm out of it. I've left the building."
A benefit concert last year featuring Bob Weir
of the Grateful Dead and Warren Haynes of Gov't Mule
raised $36,000 for Dryden, who was in the middle
of two hip replacement surgeries and was facing heart
surgery at the time. His Petaluma home and all
his possessions had been destroyed in a fire in September 2003.
He also had been diagnosed with stomach cancer.
Stickers Ordered Removed
We have a rare
victory for sanity - in Georgia?
A federal judge Thursday ordered a suburban
Atlanta school system to remove
stickers from its high school biology textbooks
that call evolution "a theory, not a fact,"
saying the disclaimers are an unconstitutional
endorsement of religion.
The stickers were put inside the books' front
covers by religiously insane Republicans in 2002.
They read: "This textbook contains material on
evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact,
regarding the origin of living things. This material
should be approached with an open mind,
studied carefully and critically considered."
This is why liberals have to be in charge of
The "pointy-headed liberal elitists" have doctorate
degrees from Harvard.
They're not farmers from Georgia who thinks Bob
Barr is an elightened man.
While the rest of the world moves into the future
- America is going backwards.
This country needs a giant 180-dergree turn, and
that turn can't even start until 2009
because somebody was too busy napping and wind-surfing
to do his f-ing job.
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"I felt like we'd find weapons of mass destruction
- so I bet 1360 soldiers' lives on my hunch."
--Dubya, giving his press the
words they need to cover for him, Attribution
for telling lawyer joke
"How do you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips
are moving," said Harvey Kash, in public.
"Put your hands behind your back - you're under
This kind of thing didn't happen back when they counted the votes.
soldier body count in Iraq
1357, 1360, dead heroes under Bush
Iraq Weapons Search Is Over
The White House said Wednesday that its hunt for
- a two-year search that cost 1360 soldiers -
has closed down without finding the stockpiles that
as a justification for indaing Iraq's oil fields.
Bush's spokesman said the president had
"no regrets"about invading Iraq.
Bush got his $100M a day for 550 days.
What's to regret?
"It took no less a sage than President Bush to
put the firing of four high-level CBS News
employees in perspective: "CBS said they would
act. They did. And I hope their actions
are such that this doesn't happen again." This
from the man who fired not a single person
in his entire administration for getting nearly
everything wrong about Iraq and taking the
nation to war for reasons that did not exist
or were downright specious. Lucky for Bush
he's only the president of the United States
and not the head of CBS."
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> "When you the reader loses at a game, contest or
> do YOU grab the mic and claim the game
was rigged? "
If I thought I was cheated, I would stand up for
the people who paid millions and worked their asses off
to get me into the position to be heard about the
cheating; I wouldn't cower in the corner in fear.
I wouldn't flee the country when it counted.
> "Why would you expect John Kerry to? "
Only what he had publicly promised to do. Fight
until every vote was counted.
> "Had he done so, the Conyers report would have
lost ALL credibility. "
Who do YOU work for?
The Conyers report is a stinking blip on the
> "It is far more effective to let someone stand
up FOR you, on your behalf, rather than pleading your own case,
> particularly where the truth of the matter
is obscured, and the allegations go to the integrity of the game."
Why do you print this shit, Bart??
As long as you appease the appeasers, I'll never
send you a dime.
Chris, it was clearly labled "a guest editorial."
I wouldn't print it without permission to print her e-mail address because
I knew it would anger people.
If you can't handle reading someone else's point of view, what does that
say about you?
...and how lucky for you, that after years of reading, Nuvee came along
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I understand that everyone can't donate.
I also understand that 97 percent of readers don't donate.
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