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"We may be a stingy, greedy nation, at the very bottom
of the list of Western nations in terms of
aid we offer poor nations, and we may have
a corrupt government, that is attempting, dishonestly,
to destroy our most significant anti-poverty
program with lies, but at least we don't allow accused
homosexuals to translate Arabic messages to
save the lives of our soldiers or prevent terrorist
attacks and we are doing a better and better
job of protecting the country from seeing naked
breasts on ancient statues. And cartoon
baby butts on TV."
Scandals - all worse than Whitewater
as seen on salon.com
25. Ground Zero's Unsafe Air
The scandal: Government officials publicly minimized
the health risks stemming from the World Trade Center attack.
In September 2001, for example, Environmental Protection
Agency head Christine Todd Whitman said New York's
"air is safe to breathe and [the] water is safe
The problem: Research showed serious dangers or
was incomplete. The EPA used outdated techniques that failed to
detect tiny asbestos particles. EPA data also showed
high levels of lead and benzene, which causes cancer. A Sierra Club
report claims the government ignored alarming data.
A GAO report says no adequate study of 9/11's health effects has been organized.
The outcome: The long-term health effects of the
disaster will likely not be apparent for years or decades and may never
be definitively known. Already, hundreds of 9/11
rescue workers have quit their jobs because of acute illnesses.
They never mention the $100M a day Bush
is stealing from Iraq.
If there's an innocent explanation for who's really getting that $100M,
why doesn't somebody say what it is so I can stop talking about it?
Note: Do not let them tell you,"The
oil's not pumping - too much terrorism."
The oil fields, the connecting pipelines and the Oil Ministry is ALL that
was guarded from Day One.
Seal Borders During Election
After twenty two months of allowing every religiously
insane, suicidal handjob to enter the
unstable country we invaded to blow up American
soldiers, the highly-intelligent US military
has finally decided to close the borders to make
Bush's sham election "safer."
I've never been to war and I don't know Bush about battlefield tactics,
but with all our
satellites and "Thor's hammer" flying drones, why have we been letting
terrorists into the
country by the thousands to strap on some C4 and blow our boys up?
Are our satellites too busy searching for oil?
Subject: inappropriate love
If I was in the military, faced with deployment
to Iraq I would
blow any guy I could find and shout "I'm gay" to
anybody that would listen.
Having a conscience and not wanting to kill for
oil doesn't seem to cut it but one little act
of public fellatio and one could be home watching
TV, drinking beer and eating pizza.
Spread the word, you can save yourself and make
a friend happy at the same time.
(address withheld to avoid a stampede)
to moon the Giggling Murderer?
Personally, I'm against this.
I've never mooned anybody in my life.
These Nazi bartards have arrested people
for failing to bow for His Highness.
Koresh knows what they'd arrest you for if you mooned the
Knowing these reactionary huns like I do, they'll probably
for suspicion of child rape if they see Monkey getting mooned.
to Mend Ties With Allies
She's sorry for her worldwide, "Up yours, nigger!"
Little Miss Better-then-you, pledged Tuesday
to work to mend and strengthen ties with the allies who
she told to "F-off" during the invasion
of Iraq. "The time for diplomacy is now," she protested,
as tho manners were seasonal. She told rubber-stamp
democrats at her confirmation hearing to replace
Colin Powell, the notorious, worldwide liar who
gave Bush cover to invade and murder the 100,000.
Asked by Senator Joe Biden (D-Weak, Stupid) why
she should be trusted now, after breaking
her word on so many prior occasions, Rice shot
back, "Because I said so, you ass!"
Biden then wet his pants and left the rooms to
change, visibly shaken.
Subject: Evolution Suit
I thought you might like to know that Plaintiff's
counsel in the
Cobb County, Georgia evolution suit see Vol
1478 is a long time bartcop
I wouldn't miss an issue.
Thank you for the work you do.
Michael Manely, Attorney
The Manely Firm, P.C.
Mike, that's cool, and thanks for telling me.
You never know when I might need a good GA. attorney :)
Give 'em hell, and thanks for being on the side of good.
by the US media
"I hope we can solve it diplomatically, but I will
never take any option
off the table if it continues to stonewall
the international community
about the existence of its nuclear weapons
--Dubya, crying wolf again
- this time about Iran Attribution
Subject: Joe Biden
I read your page all the time, and agree with
you most of the time.
But if I know Joe Biden is going to be on Meet
the Press, MSNBC, CNN ,
or whatever show it may be, I watch. He is
the only one who tells it like it is.
My interpretation is he doesn't like Bush's fricken
policies any more than you or me.
The only thing I have ever heard him say, is that
he hopes that the elections in Iraq are a success.
That is because his SON is in the military .
He is probably the only U.S. senator who has a
son in the military.
I'm sure he will be kept out of harms way, but
I would protect my son if I had the power too.
I think you need to watch Mr. Biden more often
before making ludicrous accusations.
He is more of a man than any of those pink tu tu
wearing pussies put together!
( Biden for President! )
Scott, sometimes we at bartcop.com air
even the most divergent points of view.
I'll say my goodbyes now, (Bye, Dude!) because
you're really, really, really, really
not going to like editorial at the very end of
I didn't write it to piss you off or to piss anybody
but I heard it with my own ears and it made me
wanna hurl - BIG time.
Get your "Not
me!" wristbands right here!
From: Donald Wildmon (R-Your Beeswax)
Wacko Racist Alert
In November 2004, the FCC cut a backroom deal
with CBS and its parent company Viacom.
In summary, Viacom agreed to donate a paltry ($3.5
million to the FCC) in exchange for dropping
thousands of indecency complaints filed against
it by taxpaying consumers. (Click here for more)
Basically, the FCC cut a deal with CBS. What was
CBS immediately went back to their standard fare
of lewd and indecency programs.
Because of these kinds of backdoor deals, the
FCC continues to allow networks like
CBS to flood the airwaves with indecency.
On December 31, 2004, CBS re-aired an episode
of Without A Trace, complete with an extended
teen-age orgy scene. The original broadcast of
this episode had thousands of FCC complaints against it,
which were tossed out in the November FCC/CBS "back-scratching" deal.
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view the abominable Without A Trace scene for yourself!
Be warned, it contains offensive and graphic scenes.
Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
of "We Know What's Best"
Yeah, it's got some fleeting glimpes of a pretend "orgy," but what has
is a half-second shot of a white girl kissing ...(gasp) "one of them!"
No wonder the Whites Only American
Family Association is upset!
A white girl kissing a great-great-great grandson of a slave?
How will the Republic survive with this awful race mixing going on?
That's all they have to do - from day to day - is watch the networks
and write snippy letters to Mikey Powell about how they decided
to spend their day.
NRA joins with BIG Cancer to kill more efficiently
Subject: Bart told a lie
Cheney and Enron dividing up oil fields before
9/11??? HORSE SHIT(using your own words).
Larry Klayman sued the White House and/or FOIA and got the maps that
to divvy up the Iraq oils fields. This is why
Cheney is fighting so hard to keep secret who
was at those energy task force meeting and what was said - but the maps
were there along
with Enron and the other crooks.
What can I say if you don't know the facts?
"I don't know where your sensitivity is.
I don't know what you're doing lazing around
on a day like this.
We're at war over there and here we're taking
all this time off to
honor Martin Luther King. I don't know. I don't
--Rush (I Hate Niggers) Limbaugh
We've got the right books by the right authors.
It pains me to listen to your radio show and
hear you be soooooo wrong on torture.
I'd like to try and straighten you out via debate.
I like the sound of that!
I've listened to most of your radio career and
read the page pretty much everyday,
I think if I can turn you around on this issue
you will reach a state of 100% correctness.
You're right just about everytime, and have shown
me the light on several issues, I'd just like to return the favor.
To make it a little more interesting, my brother
is almost finished with his Phd in political ethics
at Oxford (Big Dog's alma mater). He'll be
home for spring break and would also like to help
with your education. It would be a nice notch
on your belt to say you beat an Oxford ethics Phd in an ethics debate.
Are you up for the challenge?
Tim, you know me - I'm always looking for
a good tangle, but...
I can't imagine we'd have anything to debate.
Maybe a yes-no answer to a simple question will
Is it always inexcusable, with no
exceptions, and in all cases, to torture a certainly guilty man?
If you say, "yes," we have a debate, but I'm afraid
even your brother wouldn't be able to help you.
If you say, "no," then you agree with me, in which
case we have nothing to debate.
I'm not trying to be a dillhole, I'm just pointing
out that I'm certainly anti-torture in almost every case,
but on that super-rare occasion when torture might
save 50,000 or 30 million American lives, my vote
would be to save the 30 million Americans and I'd
hate to hear you argue against saving them.
Sidebar: Tim is my good friend,
and I certainly mean no attack, cause he's a good guy.
Subject: the normalization of
I vote Democratic. I belong to a building trades
union. I live in MA.
What else can I say? I guess I'm a liberal.
I find fault with your idea of these torturers
in gitmo, Abu, etc.
Don't you realize that we are in a war?
What's the saying?... All's fair in love and war?
These prisoners are non uniformed combatants,
terrorists. Too bad if they waterboard them, etc.
Worry more about getting ourselves out of the mess
in the middle east, social security, and immigration.
Fuck those raggedy towelheads.
These last two letters are so telling!
Tim is to my left on this, and Mike is to my right.
Put another way, Tim says I'm too conservative, Mike says I'm too liberal.
As always, I'm the sensible center.
David B in Canada - thanks for subscribing, but when I sent your login
and PW, the e-mail bounced.
Subject: an idea
I don't think they will let any protesters near
I think you need to disguise yourselves as pro
Have a pro Bush sign that can be slipped down
to show your anti-bush sign at the appropriate time.
Make it slick so it is not extremely noticeable
and will pass the inspection you are sure to get.
Wear layers of shirts to remove the pro Bush and
show the anti Bush.
I mean, come on, we have to use logic here.
You are not going to make in near where you want
to be if we are flagrant about being anti-Bush.
Be stealth and slip in THEN and only then show
you are anti-Bush.
I wish I could be out there.
Sue M PROUD TO BE BLUE!!
Even a Blue State
Subject: the Gay bomb
If they HAD decided to implement their proposed "GAY
we'd be watching Bush, Rove and the rest of the
Homophobe-Hawks fumbling to explain
why the world's lone Super-Power is getting its
asses kicked by a bunch of dirt-poor GAY dudes.
...or, ...what if the wind shifted and our soldiers became "too
gay" to fight?
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"Some say I should have negotiated with [Yasser]
the four years I was president -- obviously,
prior to his death."
stupid to pass third grade Attribution
Subject: Ballerinas -- Comment
from my 14-year-old
My 14-year-old aspiring ballerina just came home
from ballet class and took offense to your depiction of ballet dancers.
"Hey, you try to dance on pointe!" she yelled
at the screen. (She's right, you know.)
(She dances 20 hours a week -- and is auditioning this
season for summer programs for the following:
Boston Ballet Company; Juilliard; NYC Ballet Company;
and PA Ballet Company).
It was a little difficult to explain to her that
you weren't really taking a shot at ballerinas. :)
Care to give it a shot? Her name is Taylor.
Taylor, it's very easy to explain.
I'll bet you look great in your pink tutu, but
a 70 year old rubber stamp from Vermont looks silly in one.
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there will be no problem with it drifting very far.
A balloon not filled all the way will expand as
it rises and will float a great distance.
Be careful about this, most people think the opposite.
Hopefully, enough people in the Washington area
will take this advice and there will be no problems
in the skies over the Inauguration. After
all, you wouldn't want the President's speech drowned out
by the sounds of interceptor jets, would you?
soldier body count in Iraq
1370, dead soldiers under Bush
on the Bush OIL Altar for a total of 1370.
1370's not too many, right?
We're willing to go lots higher than that, right?
Do I hear 1500?
1500, do I hear 1750?
1750, do I hear 2000?
2000, do I hear 2500?
2500, do I hear 5000?
5000, do I hear 10,000?
As they say in poker, we're "drawing dead" in Iraq.
card that can come up to make
us win this pot.
How long before we fold this losing hand?
"I voted for Bush. I think the economy is picking
and the nation is in pretty good shape."
--E.J. Lamirande, 47,
New Jersey, Atttribution
"I love Bush. I voted for him. I'm very pleased
with him and his policies.
I think we went to Iraq for the right reasons."
--Kathleen Carr, 41, New
"I like mashing my finger in the car door."
-- BartCop, wondering what makes people say crazy things
from BCR #65
What Randy Moss did was tasteless and crude but
I understand the following from
attending past Packer-Viking games and that is
Randy almost certainly put up with
hateful fans shouting insults that go far above
normal booing and catcalls.
The same goes on most places.
A superstar player is a target of abuse.
Favre gets the treatment anywhere the Packers
On FOX, JB was backpedaling like a Lance Armstrong tape in reverse agreeing
but then he added another bogus charge, that Moss "wiped his ass" on the
Green Bay goal post
To the eyes of someone with no racial animosity towards Randy Moss,
it looked like a guy
on the dance floor at some nightclub giving some girl "the bump," not wiping
his damn ass.
But if Rupert Murdoch tells his black announcers to tie a slave to a tree,
Y'know, I wouldn't mind if seven announcers had seven different opinions.
But when they all chime in like they're reading from a Rove fax - I don't
call that "commentary."
I call that being a whore, and if you're black, that makes you (...dare
I say it?)
...another Clarence Thomas.
You have two minutes to record your message.
While riding around looking at possible living quarters Tuesday, I heard
of the Democratic
Cave In on the "grilling" of Killa Sleazy Rice.
I felt like doing this rant on radio, but I'm afraid my temper would
have me screaming
"mother-effer" at your personal heroes, John Kerry and Joe Biden, so my
told me I'd better do this in print so there'd be fewer cancellations.
Kerry and Biden acted like two high school kids who got to interview
the prom queen.
They acted like love-struck puppies and it made me fucking sick.
Did their wives let them into bed last night after that disgusting performance?
Imagine me, tongue-tied, trying to interview Shirley Manson.
That's how pathetic these sons of bitches were in the "grilling" of Killa
Kerry guaranteed her that she'd be confirmed.
John, I get phyisically sick when I remember that I voted for you.
You sell-out bastard, how fucking dare you do this to us?
at the pleasure of the President. We love him!"
What was your entire campaign about, John?
Why is it YOUR duty to suck ass with the enemy?
Why is it YOUR duty to let Killa Sleazt Rice know she's a shoe-in?
Is she a shoe-in because only 1400 men
have died so far?
If 14,000 men
had died for Halliburton, would Killa still be a shoe-in?
How about 44,000 John
- or is there no number that's too high?
What about the soon-to-be 1400 dead soldiers, John?
Will you send the families of the dead soldiers video of you fawning over
Why were you flirting with her, John?
Last I heard, you were a married man - remember Teresa?
Does John Kerry even have a political future?
I think he's so flawed, and so painted as a wimped-out, loves Bush loser
even Massachusetts wouldn't want his yellow-streaked ass back.
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And Biden was even worse, if that's possible.
Even the normally staid AAR gals were saying "Biden
has launched a search for
his testicles - they MUST be somewhere here
in the floor of the conference room."
Joe Biden was a giggling little shit, asking Killa Rice of she knew
that some high school
football team from Delaware (his home state) won some damn football title.
we've lost the right to vote,
we've lost the Clinton surplus,
we're losing a war in Iraq and
the bastards are killing Social
and you're playing football footsy
with Killa Sleazy Rice?
Son of a bitch, I'm going fucking crazy watching my party getting worse
by the week.
These self-important, horny school boys take their job less seriously
than I do,
and I'm a tequila-drinking, treehouse-hosting comedian on the f-ing internet!
If this was any other game besides the future of our country,
I would've given up a looooooooooong time ago - but we just can't
Somehow, the guys on our team are playing for THEIR team.
Each time our team hikes the ball, Kerry and Biden turn around and tackle our quarterback.
It's a good thing for them that Ol' Bart has very, very little power,
I'd be tempted to go "all in" on forcing Kerry, Biden and Leahy from their
Swear to Koresh, we could get more out of Pauly Shore and Pee Wee f-ing
Biden and Kerry and Leahy are nothing but rubber-stamp clowns for Bush.
It makes me fucking sick...
We can't get any worse than these two - and to think I voted for Kerry?
Excuse me, I have to go wash the hand I used to pull the Kerry lever.
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