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"The only thing dishonest and reprehensible
is the way the administration distorted,
misrepresented and manipulated the intelligence
to justify a war America never should
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White House vs Murtha
The enemy hears a big debate in the United States,
and they have to wonder maybe all we have to do
is wait and we'll win," Rummmy said on "Fox Whore
Sunday." "We have to all have the willingness to have
a free debate, but we also all have to have the
willingness to understand what the effects of our words are,"
Rumsfeld told Judas Maximus on This Whore.
Got that? Free speech is just fine as long as you don't exercise it.
Murtha is such a powerful critic because he knows
where he stands and what he wants for this nation and he is
willing to pursue it whether it is popular or
not. What kind of Democrat does that make him? A rare one."
loves Bush's fake war
Big oil firms may rob Iraq of billions and grab
control of its oilfields unless ordinary Iraqis can have a greater say
in how their country's riches are tapped, U.S.
and British campaigners said on Tuesday. Big oil is being lured by
the Production Sharing Agreement (PSA), promoted
by Washington and London, which gives them huge returns
on investment, but deprives Iraq of up to $194
billion (113 billion pounds), according to "Crude Designs: The rip-off
of Iraq's oil wealth". "Under the influence of
the U.S. and UK, powerful politicians and technocrats in the Iraqi oil
ministry are pushing to hand all Iraq's undeveloped
fields to multinational oil companies, to be developed under
production sharing agreements," said Greg Muttitt,
the report's author.
You mean this war is about oil?
They're robbing Iraq blind?
And why hasn't anybody mentioned this until now?
Subject: Scottie the Underbear
I love his comment: "policy positions of Michael
Moore and the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic party."
Coupled with your comment of 63% being apparent
supporters of those policy positions, isn't it wonderful
how big the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic
In most places, that would be defined as the center
(i.e., where the median of the group exists.)
Maybe we can move back to the left now that the
center has moved toward us.
Dick, yes, the day after Hillary takes the oath, but keep that on the
"Fox News, longstanding arbiter of discretion
and scruples in the American political scene,
is refusing to run an anti-Samuel Alito ad
backed by People for the American Way, Alliance for Justice,
and other groups, on the grounds that it's
"factually incorrect." Fair is fair -- recall that the network
refused to air the Swift Boat ads last year
for the same reason. Oh, wait..."
Subject: no mas for Hillary
This is an excerpt from the Wayne
It pretty much sums up how I feel about Hillary.
Backing her for 2008 is not a good move.
Not only has Rep. Jack Murtha
caught heat from the GOP over his plan to begin
an immediate U.S. withdrawal
from Iraq, he also faces criticism from Hillary.
Clinton believes Democrats
should "work together" with Bush to "fix" the "problems" in Iraq.
She also believes Iraq will
collapse into civil war after a U.S. withdrawal.
Earth to Hillary:
1. There is a civil war in
2. Working together with
the Bush administration is like having a leader of the wartime
German resistance suggesting
negotiations with the Hitler regime.
3. You are
what is wrong with the Democratic Party. Republican Lite Democrats and
Leadership Council don't play anymore (well maybe
except for the Upper West
Side and the Hamptons.
for 24, maybe 28 years -- No Way!
Memo to the American Oligarchic
Duopoly: "We'd like to have our country back now."
So, Wayne Masden doesn't like Hillary.
I doubt there's anything Wayne Masden can tell Hillary about this war.
Wayne needs to read Bart's
Do you know what Bart's Law #1 is? (And there's a reason why
> Don't EVER
tell the truth in a political campaign.
> People want to be lied to.
Hillary is going to say some centrist things to get elected (Nobody's
ever done that before.)
Saying, "We'd like to have
our country back now" isn't very effective.
When did whining ever accomplish anything?.
Wayne says he's tired of Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton.
Maybe he'd prefer Bush-Bush-Bush-Bush?
Subject: "Worst Ever" seen at
SOAW, Ft. Benning
Check out these pix.
"Worst President Ever" is peeking out behind crosses
placed on the fence at Ft. Benning
for the annual Close the School of the Americas
march (soaw.org) this past weekend.
Also the BartCop sticker is seen (next foto) on
the flag pole in front of the entrance.
- Friends of Freedom
by David Sarota
It is the right-wing, pigheaded proponents of
the status quo who actually seem to have no regard for our troops.
Many of these proponents did everything they
could to avoid military service when their country called, yet have
no problem sending soldiers to die. This
is the same disgusting bunch that has questioned the patriotism of anyone
raises any questions about anything that Bush
doesn't like. So next time you see the latest casualties on TV, and then
chickenhawks like Dick Cheney get up in his fancy
tuxedo, conveniently forget his five draft deferments, attack a War hero's
courage, and claim war critics are hurting our
troops, ask yourself: Is the Bush administration actually arguing that
to support this crazily misguided Iraq policy
actually helps the troops?"
Subject: Nov 22, 1963
I was in 3rd grade sitting at an outdoor picnic
table about to eat my lunch.
This was in a California elementary school.
The principle announced over the loud speaker
that the President had been killed.
My first thought was that some Russian had flown
over him (in a bi-plane!) and dropped a bomb on him.
It seemed that the "duck and cover" drills we
occasionally did were increased after that day.
Democratic Congressman Jack Stibik's mentor,
Professor gar Reynolds, testifies
on comprehending 9-11
and the Islamic War in light of The Saecula
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It's called 'honor among fascist sons-of-bitches'
A campaign fundraiser for Tom DeLay is scheduled
for Dec. 5 with Dick the Bruiser as the headliner.
"It points out that the party is behind these
two criminals and Bush is supportive and wants to keep DeLay in office,"
Eric Thode, Republican chairman in Fort Bend,
told the Houston Whore Chronicle Tuesday.
The most expensive tickets for the event — $4,200
— includes a spot at a VIP reception and a photograph with the Dick.
"Tom DeLay has been an exceptional fundraiser
on Capitol Hill and Dick the Bruiser looks forward to helping
his re-election effort," said Lee Anne McBride,
a Cheney spokeswoman in Washington.
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Subject: 10M people on a plane
What the fuck does this have to do with torture?
The point is, you either choose to save 10M lives or you choose
to let 10M people die
so you can wrap yourself up in principle and impress your even-more-liberal
For me, the choice is pretty clear.
Letting 10M people die so you can say "I'm
better than the terrorists,"
is unconscionable and irresponsible and crap like that is killing us
at election time.
At Thanksgiving, we reflect on the positives in
This year, I'm going to think about the 150,000-plus
soldiers who got screwed by the Greedy Oil Bastards.
Some were lucky enough to come home alive.
Maimed, neglected, forgotten
has good stuff.
I'd like to share a thought regarding your scenario
with the two airplanes heading for the same runway.
You're talking about the scenario of the "ticking
bomb," where you have to torture a terrorist in order to
prevent a disaster. Fine. I'd slap him
too, except for this problem: you're describing a Jerry Bruckheimer screenplay.
Torture or even slapping would not have been needed
to stop the bombing of New York in 2001.
We had the information we needed to prevent it--the
FBI knew about the weirdoes in flight schools
who had no interest in learning to land a plane,
there was a PDB titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack In U.S."
What we lacked was someone taking action on the
Torture should always be against the rules--and
if you ever find yourself in that ticking timebomb situation
(and you don't have Bruce Willis by your side),
go ahead, break the rule. But accept the consequences
if you were wrong. The world and the nation and
I will forgive you if you're right.
Thanks for the back-and-forth on this and other
Dude, thanks for that.
In the first of those gate-moments, Woodward
and Bernstein, protected a source dubbed "Deep Throat."
They were protecting the power of Deep Throat's
information to potentially bring down a government
deeply mired in every sort of misuse and abuse
of power. In Plamegate, Woodward has become one
of them, is again protecting a source."
If "shame" existed inside the Whore Beltway, Woodward would be drummed
out of the business.
Imagine, going from a journalistic hero to become a journalistic whore,
with ethics for rent.
Remember a while back SONY got caught fabricating positive movie reviews?
Why is it wrong for SONY to lie about some lame-ass movie, but it's
OK for Bush to lie
about a war that's killed 2100 troops and it's OK for Woodward to protect
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would BCR sound like
if every other word was the "F"
Damn funny, all bad language :)
"Bush is following Schwarzenegger into China.
When Bush landed on Saturday, Arnold had just left.
Boy, the Chinese thought they had trouble
understanding Arnold. They go from Arnold to Bush.
Who are we sending them next?
Bob Dylan, Ozzie Osbourne?"
repays $8.6 million to pension holders
Caught stealing, they blame "an accounting error"
Halliburton Co. repaid $8.6 million to pension
holders in 2003 and 2004 for failing to properly fund the plans
and for a bookkeeping error, according to a letter
from the Labor Department. The Labor Department closed
its investigation into the pension violations
after the payments were made.
"Because you have taken the corrective actions
... the Department will take no further action," Roger Hilburn,
regional director for the Labor Department said
in the letter, which cited several potential legal violations by the company.
The Houston-based company said once the errors
were discovered, it moved to cover the payments.
When the crooked president and VP are your partners, when you get caught
you just have to say, "My bad"
and return some of the money and everything is all peachy dandy.
But if you're poor, and you get caught stealing a turkey for your family
to eat, you do hard time.
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of Stuffing Dies at 74
Ruth Siems, a retired home economist whose best-known
innovation will make its appearance
in millions of homes Thursday, died on Nov. 13
at her home. Siems invented Stove Top stuffing.
Comforting or campy, Stove Top stuffing is an
enduring emblem of postwar convenience culture.
Its early advertising tag line, "Stuffing instead
of potatoes?" remains in the collective consciousness..
"I have concluded that most of the limitations
that individuals face economically are actually self-imposed."
--Rush Limbaugh repeating
the GOP's mantra - "the poor choose that lifestyle, so fuck 'em."
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makes Crawford protests illegal
A dozen war protesters were arrested Wednesday
for setting up camp near the Bush bastard's fake ranch
in defiance of new illegal bans on roadside camping
and parking. About four hours after the group pitched six tents,
McLennan County sheriff's deputies arrested them
for criminal trespassing.
Another dozen or so demonstrators left the public
right of way after deputies warned them they would be arrested.
The protest was set to coincide with Bush's Thanksgiving
The arrests were made by more than two dozen deputies
who calmly approached the demonstrators in their tents
and asked if they wanted to walk out on their
own or be carried. Cindy Sheehan wasn't among the protesters
because of a family emergency in California,
but she planned to be at the camp later in the week.
The cowardly bastard says people have a right to disagree with the war,
then arrests those who do.
Don't be a moron. Prior to 9/11 I
was a flaming Lib. Now I know the truth.
Guns are the only thing that will protect us
from our own government.
That's what the second amendment is about.
They were taking guns from law abiding registered
gun owners in New Orleans.
Stop being a mouthpiece for the left and
focus on common sense issues.
John, you've convinced me.
I went out a got a gun for my car, one for beside the bed,
one for my office and one that fits Mrs. Bart's smaller hand.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$58.84 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2102 have died for Halliburton
FIVE more since Tuesday
Do evil oil men care care?
you get cold this winter,
then go screw yourself -
keep you warm!
Bush brought in a gusher of blood.
There's much analysis out there about what might
have motivated a hawk like John Murtha to come out
against the war. I think what we're seeing is
the uniformed military saying "enough," and Murtha's the messenger..
.Given the reports of the president's increasingly
insular inner-circle, there wasn't going to be that brave officer
throwing his career away to tell the emperor
that he has no clothes. So they did the next best thing -- they went
directly to the public through the most hawkish
of highly-decorated war-hero legislators.
million people on an airplane
Terrible, terrible analogy. Bad. Bad. Just bloody
Cal in VT
Well, of course it's bad, because it forces
you to decide between 10M innocent people and a terrorist.
Republicans have no problem making that decision.
Is that the biggest reason Bush won in 2004?
Because voters know that some liberals are that "fair?"
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Anticipated Jet Impacts Like 9-11
Frank A. Demartini, on-site construction manager
for the World Trade Center, spoke of the resilience of the towers
in an interview recorded on January 25, 2001.
The building was designed to have a fully loaded 707 crash into it.
That was the largest plane at the time. I believe
that the building probably could sustain multiple impacts of jetliners
because this structure is like the mosquito netting
on your screen door -- this intense grid -- and the jet plane is just
a pencil puncturing that screen netting. It really
does nothing to the screen netting.
Demartini, who had an office on the 88th floor
of the North Tower, has been missing since the 9/11/01 attack.
Subject: Religious freedom issues
Dear Church of Reality Members,
Last night I went to see Michael Newdow, the famous
atheist who is challenging the inclusion of "Under God"
in the Pledge of Allegiance. He has filed a new
lawsuit challenging the words "In God we Trust" on US money.
This is his lawsuit:
Two of the issues he has to overcome, for those
of you who speak lawyer, is Standing and Harm.
Standing is the right to be a party in
a lawsuit. The dispute has to affect you personally in some way
that you are entitled to relief by the court.
The other issue is harm. How has the event that you are suing
over harmed you so that you are entitled to relief
by the courts.
In his suit I think he's week on these two key
issues and I'm wondering if the CoR might be a better plaintiff in his
I have started a thread on the CoR discussion
board about the subject and invite you to give me feedback there. Here's
San Francisco, CA.
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