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Wed-Thanksgiving  Nov 23-24, 2005   Volume 1661 - Politicide

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W.H. vs Murtha 
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Stuffing Creator Dead 
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"Some people bake their turkey, lot of people 
  fry their turkey, some roast it. Dick Cheney 
  plans to have the CIA torture his."  
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"The only thing dishonest and reprehensible is the way the administration distorted, 
misrepresented and manipulated the intelligence to justify a war America never should 
have fought. It defies belief that the vice president can continue to say with a straight face 
that Congress had the same intelligence as the president and vice president had." 
      --Ted Kennedy,    Link


 The White House vs Murtha 


The enemy hears a big debate in the United States, and they have to wonder maybe all we have to do 
is wait and we'll win," Rummmy said on "Fox Whore Sunday." "We have to all have the willingness to have 
a free debate, but we also all have to have the willingness to understand what the effects of our words are," 
Rumsfeld told Judas Maximus on This Whore.   Got that? Free speech is just fine as long as you don't exercise it. 
Murtha is such a powerful critic because he knows where he stands and what he wants for this nation and he is 
willing to pursue it whether it is popular or not. What kind of Democrat does that make him? A rare one."


BIG OIL loves Bush's fake war


Big oil firms may rob Iraq of billions and grab control of its oilfields unless ordinary Iraqis can have a greater say 
in how their country's riches are tapped, U.S. and British campaigners said on Tuesday. Big oil is being lured by 
the Production Sharing Agreement (PSA), promoted by Washington and London, which gives them huge returns 
on investment, but deprives Iraq of up to $194 billion (113 billion pounds), according to "Crude Designs: The rip-off 
of Iraq's oil wealth". "Under the influence of the U.S. and UK, powerful politicians and technocrats in the Iraqi oil 
ministry are pushing to hand all Iraq's undeveloped fields to multinational oil companies, to be developed under 
production sharing agreements," said Greg Muttitt, the report's author.

You mean this war is about oil?
They're robbing Iraq blind?

Who knew?
And why hasn't anybody mentioned this until now? 



Subject: Scottie the Underbear 

I love his comment: "policy positions of Michael Moore and the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic party." 
Coupled with your comment of 63% being apparent supporters of those policy positions, isn't it wonderful 
how big the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic party is? 

In most places, that would be defined as the center (i.e., where the median of the group exists.) 
Maybe we can move back to the left now that the center has moved toward us.

Dick Paddo

Dick, yes, the day after Hillary takes the oath, but keep that on the downlow.



"Fox News, longstanding arbiter of discretion and scruples in the American political scene, 
is refusing to run an anti-Samuel Alito ad backed by People for the American Way, Alliance for Justice, 
and other groups, on the grounds that it's "factually incorrect." Fair is fair -- recall that the network 
refused to air the Swift Boat ads last year for the same reason. Oh, wait..."  
     --Sam Rosenfeld,     Link


Subject: no mas for Hillary


This is an excerpt from the Wayne Madsen Report
It pretty much sums up how I feel about Hillary. Backing her for 2008 is not a good move.

Not only has Rep. Jack Murtha caught heat from the GOP over his plan to begin 
an immediate U.S. withdrawal from Iraq, he also faces criticism from Hillary.  

Clinton believes Democrats should "work together" with Bush to "fix" the "problems" in Iraq.  
She also believes Iraq will collapse into civil war after a U.S. withdrawal.

Earth to Hillary:

1. There is a civil war in Iraq now.

2. Working together with the Bush administration is like having a leader of the wartime 
German resistance suggesting negotiations with the Hitler regime.

3. You are what is wrong with the Democratic Party. Republican Lite Democrats and the 
corporate-controlled Democratic Leadership Council don't play anymore (well maybe 
except for the Upper West Side and the Hamptons.

Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton for 24, maybe 28 years -- No Way! 
Memo to the American Oligarchic Duopoly: "We'd like to have our country back now." 

So, Wayne Masden doesn't like Hillary.  
I doubt there's anything Wayne Masden can tell Hillary about this war.

Wayne needs to read Bart's Laws,

Do you know what Bart's Law #1 is? (And there's a reason why it's #1)

> Don't EVER tell the truth in a political campaign.
> People want to be lied to.

Hillary is going to say some centrist things to get elected (Nobody's ever done that before.)

Saying, "We'd like to have our country back now" isn't very effective.
When did whining ever accomplish anything?. 

Wayne says he's tired of Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton.
Maybe he'd prefer Bush-Bush-Bush-Bush?


Subject: "Worst Ever" seen at SOAW, Ft. Benning

Check out these pix.  

"Worst President Ever" is peeking out behind crosses placed on the fence at Ft. Benning 
for the annual Close the School of the Americas march (soaw.org) this past weekend.  

Also the BartCop sticker is seen (next foto) on the flag pole in front of the entrance.
Keep hammerin'.
McAllen, TX



War critics - Friends of Freedom
   by David Sarota


It is the right-wing, pigheaded proponents of the status quo who actually seem to have no regard for our troops. 
Many of these proponents did everything they could to avoid military service when their country called, yet have 
no problem sending soldiers to die.  This is the same disgusting bunch that has questioned the patriotism of anyone who 
raises any questions about anything that Bush doesn't like. So next time you see the latest casualties on TV, and then see 
chickenhawks like Dick Cheney get up in his fancy tuxedo, conveniently forget his five draft deferments, attack a War hero's 
courage, and claim war critics are hurting our troops, ask yourself: Is the Bush administration actually arguing that continuing 
to support this crazily misguided Iraq policy actually helps the troops?"


Subject: Nov 22, 1963

I was in 3rd grade sitting at an outdoor picnic table about to eat my lunch.  
This was in a California elementary school.  
The principle announced over the loud speaker that the President had been killed.  
My first thought was that some Russian had flown over him (in a bi-plane!) and dropped a bomb on him.

It seemed that the "duck and cover" drills we occasionally did were increased after that day.

Mike H
Norman,  OK


Chapter Eight 
Democratic Congressman Jack Stibik's mentor,
Professor gar Reynolds,  testifies on comprehending 9-11
and the Islamic War in light of The Saecula

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Cheney to Headline DeLay Fundraiser 
  It's called 'honor among fascist sons-of-bitches'

  "Saddam has WMDs..."


A campaign fundraiser for Tom DeLay is scheduled for Dec. 5 with Dick the Bruiser as the headliner. 

"It points out that the party is behind these two criminals and Bush is supportive and wants to keep DeLay in office," 
Eric Thode, Republican chairman in Fort Bend, told the Houston Whore Chronicle Tuesday.

The most expensive tickets for the event $4,200 includes a spot at a VIP reception and a photograph with the Dick.

"Tom DeLay has been an exceptional fundraiser on Capitol Hill and Dick the Bruiser looks forward to helping 
his re-election effort," said Lee Anne McBride, a Cheney spokeswoman in Washington.



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Subject: 10M people on a plane


What the fuck does this have to do with torture?

The point is, you either choose to save 10M lives or you choose to let 10M people die 
so you can wrap yourself up in principle and impress your even-more-liberal friends.   
For me, the choice is pretty clear.

Letting 10M people die so you can say "I'm better than the terrorists," 
is unconscionable and irresponsible and crap like that is killing us at election time.



Random Thought...

At Thanksgiving, we reflect on the positives in our life.

This year, I'm going to think about the 150,000-plus soldiers who got screwed by the Greedy Oil Bastards.
Some were lucky enough to come home alive.

     Maimed, neglected, forgotten 


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Subject: slapping a terrorist 


I'd like to share a thought regarding your scenario with the two airplanes heading for the same runway.  
You're talking about the scenario of the "ticking bomb," where you have to torture a terrorist in order to 
prevent a disaster.  Fine. I'd slap him too, except for this problem: you're describing a Jerry Bruckheimer screenplay. 

Torture or even slapping would not have been needed to stop the bombing of New York in 2001. 
We had the information we needed to prevent it--the FBI knew about the weirdoes in flight schools 
who had no interest in learning to land a plane, there was a PDB titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack In U.S." 
What we lacked was someone taking action on the knowledge.

Torture should always be against the rules--and if you ever find yourself in that ticking timebomb situation 
(and you don't have Bruce Willis by your side), go ahead, break the rule. But accept the consequences 
if you were wrong. The world and the nation and I will forgive you if you're right.
Thanks for the back-and-forth on this and other issues.


Dude, thanks for that.


The Return of Watergate


In the first of those gate-moments, Woodward and Bernstein, protected a source dubbed "Deep Throat." 
They were protecting the power of Deep Throat's information to potentially bring down a government 
deeply mired in every sort of misuse and abuse of power. In Plamegate, Woodward has become one 
of them, is again protecting a source."

If "shame" existed inside the Whore Beltway, Woodward would be drummed out of the business.
Imagine, going from a journalistic hero to become a journalistic whore, with ethics for rent.

Remember a while back SONY got caught fabricating positive movie reviews?
Why is it wrong for SONY to lie about some lame-ass movie, but it's OK for Bush to lie
about a war that's killed 2100 troops and it's OK for Woodward to protect those lies?



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Boy, the Chinese thought they had trouble understanding Arnold. They go from Arnold to Bush. 
Who are we sending them next?   Bob Dylan, Ozzie Osbourne?"  
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Halliburton repays $8.6 million to pension holders 
  Caught stealing, they blame "an accounting error"


Halliburton Co. repaid $8.6 million to pension holders in 2003 and 2004 for failing to properly fund the plans 
and for a bookkeeping error, according to a letter from the Labor Department.  The Labor Department closed 
its investigation into the pension violations after the payments were made. 
"Because you have taken the corrective actions ... the Department will take no further action," Roger Hilburn, 
regional director for the Labor Department said in the letter, which cited several potential legal violations by the company. 
The Houston-based company said once the errors were discovered, it moved to cover the payments. 

When the crooked president and VP are your partners, when you get caught stealing millions,
you just have to say, "My bad" and return some of the money and everything is all peachy dandy.

But if you're poor, and you get caught stealing a turkey for your family to eat, you do hard time.


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Inventor of Stuffing Dies at 74 

Ruth Siems, a retired home economist whose best-known innovation will make its appearance 
in millions of homes Thursday, died on Nov. 13 at her home.  Siems invented Stove Top stuffing.

Comforting or campy, Stove Top stuffing is an enduring emblem of postwar convenience culture. 
Its early advertising tag line, "Stuffing instead of potatoes?" remains in the collective consciousness..



"I have concluded that most of the limitations that individuals face economically are actually self-imposed." 
     --Rush Limbaugh repeating the GOP's mantra - "the poor choose that lifestyle, so fuck 'em."


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Bush Coward makes Crawford protests illegal


A dozen war protesters were arrested Wednesday for setting up camp near the Bush bastard's fake ranch 
in defiance of new illegal bans on roadside camping and parking. About four hours after the group pitched six tents, 
McLennan County sheriff's deputies arrested them for criminal trespassing.

Another dozen or so demonstrators left the public right of way after deputies warned them they would be arrested.
The protest was set to coincide with Bush's Thanksgiving ranch visit.

The arrests were made by more than two dozen deputies who calmly approached the demonstrators in their tents 
and asked if they wanted to walk out on their own or be carried.  Cindy Sheehan wasn't among the protesters 
because of a family emergency in California, but she planned to be at the camp later in the week. 

The cowardly bastard says people have a right to disagree with the war, then arrests those who do.


Subject: guns


Don't be a moron.  Prior to 9/11 I was a flaming Lib.  Now I know the truth.  
Guns are the only thing that will protect us from our own government. 
That's what the second amendment is about.  

They were taking guns from law abiding registered gun owners in New Orleans. 
Stop being a mouthpiece for the left and focus on common sense issues.
John Kasper

John, you've convinced me.

I went out a got a gun for my car, one for beside the bed,
one for my office and one that fits Mrs. Bart's smaller hand.



 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $58.84 a barrel
makes $117,680,000  Bush stole just yesterday

2097 2102 have died for Halliburton

They got FIVE more since Tuesday

Do evil oil men care care?

"...if you get cold this winter,
call Cindu Sheehan
- then go screw yourself -
 that'll keep you warm!
Heh heh..."

Bush brought in a gusher of blood.


Murtha speaks for Pentagon? 


There's much analysis out there about what might have motivated a hawk like John Murtha to come out 
against the war. I think what we're seeing is the uniformed military saying "enough," and Murtha's the messenger..
.Given the reports of the president's increasingly insular inner-circle, there wasn't going to be that brave officer 
throwing his career away to tell the emperor that he has no clothes. So they did the next best thing -- they went 
directly to the public through the most hawkish of highly-decorated war-hero legislators.


Subject: 10 million people on an airplane

Terrible, terrible analogy. Bad. Bad. Just bloody awful...
Cal in VT

Well, of course it's bad, because it forces you to decide between 10M innocent people and a terrorist.

Republicans have no problem making that decision.

Is that the biggest reason Bush won in 2004?
Because voters know that some liberals are that "fair?"


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WTC Designers Anticipated Jet Impacts Like 9-11


Frank A. Demartini, on-site construction manager for the World Trade Center, spoke of the resilience of the towers 
in an interview recorded on January 25, 2001. The building was designed to have a fully loaded 707 crash into it. 
That was the largest plane at the time. I believe that the building probably could sustain multiple impacts of jetliners 
because this structure is like the mosquito netting on your screen door -- this intense grid -- and the jet plane is just 
a pencil puncturing that screen netting. It really does nothing to the screen netting.

Demartini, who had an office on the 88th floor of the North Tower, has been missing since the 9/11/01 attack.


Subject: Religious freedom issues

Dear Church of Reality Members,

Last night I went to see Michael Newdow, the famous atheist who is challenging the inclusion of "Under God"
in the Pledge of Allegiance. He has filed a new lawsuit challenging the words "In God we Trust" on US money. 

This is his lawsuit:


Two of the issues he has to overcome, for those of you who speak lawyer, is Standing and Harm. 
Standing is the right to be a party in a lawsuit. The dispute has to affect you personally in some way 
that you are entitled to relief by the court. The other issue is harm. How has the event that you are suing 
over harmed you so that you are entitled to relief by the courts.

In his suit I think he's week on these two key issues and I'm wondering if the CoR might be a better plaintiff in his case. 
I have started a thread on the CoR discussion board about the subject and invite you to give me feedback there. Here's the thread.


Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.

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