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"Watching Cunningham's news conference today 
  about pleading guilty to bribery, it was hard not 
  to be moved by his sadness and remorse." 
      --Howard the Whore Kurtz,  Link

 Howie, the bastard took millions in bribes to steer
 defense contracts to friends who didn't qualify.
 Prison may be too good for the son of a bitch.


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"What we do does not come close to torture..."
   -- CIA Director Porter Goss,   Link

It's amazing that Goss would say that, after the White House admitted they've gotten
"valuable secrets" from their practice of "water boarding." Do you know what that is?

It's when you tie a man to a see-saw device, where the shifting of weight is enough to
lower his head under water. After he gets a few lungfulls of water, and sometimes dies,
they pull him out, electric-shock him back to life so they can torture him some more.
They kill him again and again - over and over - and if they go too far and he can't be
revived, they call it "a mysterious death" and have a Pentagon doctor rule that the
suspect died of "natural causes."

Does that sound like torture to you?

A secret memo issued by Administration lawyers authorized the C.I.A. to use novel interrogation
methods including "water-boarding," in which a suspect is bound and immersed in water until he
nearly drowns. Dr. Allen Keller, the director of the N.Y.U. Program for Survivors of Torture, told me
that he had treated a number of people who had been subjected to such forms of near-asphyxiation,
and he argued that it was indeed torture. Some victims were still traumatized years later, he said.
One patient panicked when it rained. "The fear of being killed is a terrifying experience," he said.


Bush in Iraq, Slouching Toward Genocide
   by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com


George W. Bush's insistence on "complete victory" in Iraq could become an invitation to the Shiites,
who dominate the government, to exploit U.S. military might to wage genocide against their historic enemies,
the Sunnis. In his Nov. 30 speech, Bush singled out the Sunnis as the heart of the stubborn Iraqi insurgency
and made clear their only option now was to accept the loss of their ruling-class status to the Shiites.

Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet

Bush bets legacy on success in Iraq
  Like a losing gambler, he's in too deep to quit


The backdrop for Bush's Iraq speech on Wednesday was designed to send a message to critics who dare to say
he has no strategy for winning the war: dozens of placards reading "Plan for Victory" were arrayed behind him.

ha ha
As tho writing "Bush is smart" on a background makes it so...

His renewed defense of the war and his refusal to concede mistakes or set a timetable for U.S. troop withdrawals
sent another message: He is betting his presidency on his nutty-ass belief that he can tame the crazy handjobs.
"We will never back down, we will never give in and we will never accept anything less than complete victory," Bush said.
No matter how many thousands of men die, I want what I want and screw the chances of a miracle happening."

But slogans and rhetoric alone won't reverse sagging support for Der Monkey's war or Americans' declining confidence
in his lack of leadership, as shown by every poll taken lately. Tangible progress and a decline in violence in Iraq
may be the only way to solve his political problems.

Which means the Dems will win both the House and the Senate - if they want to.
The problem is, the Dems are scared and pitiful losers who are afraid of victory.
The smart Republicans are starting to distance themselves from Mr. Crazy.

Soon, the half-smart Republicans will disown him, the only question is,
will the Democrats continue their suicide and run to rescue Bush?


Subject: Dream ticket

Bart, this is on my car

Charles F. Stanton
Newport News Democratic City Committee

So then, Bill or Hillary for Sec of State?


Dueling Quotes

"I want to assure my constituents that I have acted honorably."
     --Randy "Duke" Cunningham, last July, Link

"I broke the law, concealed my conduct and disgraced my high office."
     --Randy "Duke" Cunningham, November 2005,Link



Subject: 1000th person executed

Hey Bart.

Didja hear that the 1000th man to be executed in the US is going to be killed in North Carolina?
I bet the giggling frog-blaster is mad as hell that Texas didn't get the "honor."

Jeff from Tulsa


Saddam's Shop of Horrors
 Paid for by the BFEE to distract people


A life-sized figure of a Kurdish rebel hanging by his wrists from a metal hook, his arms bound
behind his back -- a position intended to use the prisoner's weight to dislocate his shoulders.

He is dressed in the traditional Kurdish "sharwal" baggy pants and his shirt is partly untucked.
Two electric alligator clips are attached to his earlobes from where wires run to a green hand-cranked
electrical generator on a metal desk. The room is paneled in wood to muffle his screams.

It is only a museum display. But before 1991, what happened in this room was all too real
for the Kurds who dared to oppose the regime of BFEE partner Saddam Hussein.

Where is the Bush-Cheney-Rummy torture museum?
Where are the Abu Graib photo's that are "too gruesome" to be released?
Bush commits war crimes with MY tax dollars, and I can't see the results?



 Chapter Nine
Today: The Vice President's "A-Team" sets in motion the
ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

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GOP Sucks Ethics Exhaust Pipe


At least seven members of Congress are facing justice for bribery and securities fraud to campaign-finance violations.
Last week, Michael Scanlon, an associate of former super lobbyist Jack Abramoff, agreed to cooperate with federal
prosecutors on a bribery investigation that seems likely to involve more lawmakers.

Tom DeLay had to step down.
Frist has trouble with his illegal stock sales.
Ney and Doolittle and Burns are going to please Bubba for the next 6-8..

Don't forget Duke Cunnigham.

Pelosi calls it a GOP "culture of corruption," and is ramping up for a national campaign in 2006.

That's hard to believe.
A Democrat?
Fighting back?

Nancy, have a low-level volunteer contact me and by Koresh, we will take back the House and Senate



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Subject: Tequila tangle

Hey there, Bart!
How would you compare El Tesoro with Chinaco?  Ever done a taste test?

ha ha
Does the Pope have lips?

The owner of my favorite Mexican place here in Raleigh swears by El Tesoro.
What do you think?

El Tesoro is 100% Blue Agave, an excellent pedigree.

I tried Sammy Hagar's blue-bottle reposado, and was very impressed.
Have you tried it?  Real smooth stuff.

Reposados aren't as good as Anejos.
Anejos are meant to be sipped, appreciated, worshipped and enjoyed like a fine woman.

Silvers and Repos are lesser works, made to be mixed with powdered synthetic lime products
and served to pimply, giggly girls with fake IDs trying their first drink in a real-life adult bar.

Curious to know what you think about El Tesoro vs. Chinaco,
Your buddy Tarheel Dan

Any tequila that's 100% agave is worthy.
Even Cuervo 100% agave is palatable, but I avoid it on principle.

If you take a sip of 100% agave and don't say, "Damn, that's nice," you need to switch tequilas.
I've been on Chinaco for 5-years plus and still, with each sip, I say something nice about it.


Random Thought...

What is the vulgar Pigboy doing to Daryn Kagan?
She looks like she's aging a year each week on CNN.

Do you think her vulgar Pigboyfriend's got her on the junk?



Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Subject: yesterday's Random thought...

Bart, God knows what you meant here, bearing in mind that issue 1692 apparently has yet to take place.
The title of issue 1629, "GOPs Bad Week" being not such a mystery,
I have troubles, Jim, big troubles, rising to the challenge of figuring out the big damn puzzle here.

And they  call me hz and all.


Dude, think how dangerous I'd be if I had a brain...

It was supposed to be 1662, from Thanksgiving Day.
When fans asked the Beatles why they included "I buried Paul," at the end of Strawberry Fields,
John said, "What do you mean?  We said 'Cranberry sauce...' "

...might've been funny if I'd gotten the link right :)


The Unsolved Mystery of the Notorious B.I.G
  as seen on  rollingstone.com


Those who arrived as spectators at the federal courthouse in downtown Los Angeles on July 6th expecting to
observe the fourth day of testimony in the Notorious B.I.G. wrongful-death suit swiftly discovered that they
were on hand to bear witness to something else: history.

For months, Los Angeles' most prominent political figures and police officials, along with the city's most influential media,
had been insisting that this legal claim by B.I.G.'s family was nothing more than a nuisance suit, based on an outlandish
conspiracy theory that attempted to tie a group of LAPD officers -- affiliated with Suge Knight and the Bloods gang
-- to not only the murders of B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur, but also to the origins of the biggest police-corruption case in
Los Angeles history, the so-called Rampart scandal. Yet here was one of the most respected district court judges in
Southern California declaring in open court that the LAPD's lead investigator on the B.I.G. murder case for the past
six years had deliberately concealed hundreds of pages of documents. The contents of these pages not only supported
the conspiracy theory, but also implicated the central figure in the Rampart scandal -- the disgraced detective who was
the source of the whole sorry, sordid affair -- as one of those involved in the rapper's death.

Perry Sanders, the iconoclastic lawyer who would spearhead the wrongful-death lawsuit, first became involved in
the case in June of 2001. Angular and fit, the fifty-one-year old Sanders is a mercurial Louisianan whose shaved head
and pale eyes give him the look of a more intelligent Bruce Willis.

ha ha
Is that a compliment? :)
Isn't everybody smarter than Bruce Willis?



Subject: donation

Hello Bartcop,

Thank you for all the time, effort and risk that you put yourself and your family through in maintaining this website.
That "Voodoo-that-you-do-so-well" seems to be working.   The proliferation of Worst-President-Ever signs and
stickers has certainly been a major hex on Der Monkey.

Not only do I think your website is worth supporting, I also feel it is worth sharing. 
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Please distribute them as you see fit.
I find it easier to trust you, more so than my government, to distribute my gifts or money wisely.
With all of us working together, that can be changed.

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Eddie, that's way cool.
I guess I need to hear from four people who can't afford some BCR.

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Murtha: Army Is 'Broken, Worn Out'
 You'd think the military would be angry with Bush


Most U.S. troops will leave Iraq within a year because the Army is "broken, worn out" and
"living hand to mouth," Rep. John Murtha told a civic group.

Two weeks ago, Murtha created a storm of comment when he called for U.S. troops to leave Iraq now.

He did not call for that.
Why is the AP always whoring for Bush?
Why can't the AP ever get the story right?


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Powell the Whore
 Old soldier snuffs young soldiers for profit


Newspapers told about sensational new statements by Lawrence Wilkerson, the Whore AP reported he
"said that wrongheaded ideas for the handling of foreign detainees after September 11 arose from a coterie
of White House and Pentagon aides who argued that 'the president of the United States is all-powerful,'
and that the Geneva Conventions were irrelevant."

Whore AP added: "Wilkerson blamed Cheney, Rumfuck and like-minded aides. Wilkerson said that
Cheney must have sincerely believed that Iraq could be a spawning ground for new terror assaults,
because 'otherwise I have to declare him a moron, an idiot or a nefarious bastard.'"

ha ha

I did not make that up
...well, ...maybe 'Rumfuck...'


UN: Torture Still Widespread in China



It's not easy trying to make a living as a political comedian when you see headlines that say,
"Only evil fascist bastards condone widespread torture on all perceived enemies..."

...and most American voters read that and think, "How can some people be so barbaric?"
but then they pull the lever for Der Monkey, the 21st Century Murder-and-Torture King?

...by the way...

Does China invade helpless, backwards, oil-rich countries and install puppet governments?
You'd think that's the kind of thing the GOP would rail against - if they weren't as evil as Bush.


Subject: Der Monkey

Bart, you wrote:

> "The American people should not have to choose between a welcoming society and a lawful society,"
>  Bush quacked at Davis-Monthan Air Force Base near the Mexican border.

-I guess that makes him a "Quackenbush" huh Bart?
Hyuk hyuk!

Scott in Canada

Scott, better leave the comedy to the professionals :)



"It's enough to make a grown man cry - the public spectacle of corrupt "Duke" Cunningham's tears, that is.
Better put on your hip boots. With much bigger scandals revolving around "Christian" Tom DeLay and
Wampumgate lobbyist Jack Abramoff, we're likely to see a lot more weeping congressmen."
     --Ward Harkavy, "S.O.B. Story Makes You Weep", Link


Bush and his Racist GOP


Among black Americans, President Bush's approval ratings are hovering near the negatives. So it probably won't
make much difference to black voters that the president's appointees at the Justice Department approved a
racially charged voter ID law that was the brainchild of Georgia Republicans. Black Americans have already
written off the White House. But the machinations at Justice serve as a reminder that the president's relationship
with his black constituents was strained and dysfunctional long before his administration's languid response to
Katrina sealed that estrangement once and for all.


Subject: Comment


I just got an e-mail from the "Social Action" group on campus - apparently they're heading to Chicago
to protest Hillary Clinton.  Let's take a look at the list of groups sponsoring this shooting-selves-in-foot action:

"Endorsers List (in formation): Chicago ANSWER,
8th Day Center for Justice,
Evanston Neighbors for Peace,
Gay Liberation Network,
International Solidarity Movement - Chicago Chapter,
Party of Socialism and Liberation,
Peace Pledge-Chicago"

Gay Liberation Network?!  Koresh, Bart!
Don't they realise that between Hillary "We should have healthcare for everyone" Clinton and
Monkey "I hate gays... and blacks, jews, and spics aren't that great either" Bush, that Hillary is the good one?

If the wacky, far-out dems could get Jesus Christ himself to reincarnate to run against Bush,
they'd protest him the second he said "I think we should eat meat and be allowed to have guns."


Nich, I'm beginning to think the Dems hate Hillary more than the GOP.
Our side must be afraid to win.
Our side must want four or eight more years of the BFEE because "Hillary is bad."



Oprah on Dave

It wasn't great, but it was kinda fun.
Odd that neither of them brought up why the feud started
since Dave's told the story several times back on NBC "when he was funny."

In the late 80s, early nineties, Dave spotted Oprah in a restaurant in, maybe, St Barts.
He told the waiter that Oprah was paying for his meal and he waved to her on the way out the door.
Maybe this started the grudge, maybe not, but Dave used to talk about it - but not last night.

But Dave put the charm on her.
Dave put Bono charm on her.
Dave put Clinton charm on her.
Several times, Oprah thanked Dave for the respect.

Dave was all interested in her African charity work, which made me wonder why Bono and Oprah
haven't formed some kid of alliance to help the 'We'll screw them because they're black' continent.
BTW, if they were for sale, Oprah could purchase U2.

Oprah has BFEE-qualifying money, but she's not gonna join - you know why?
Because Oprah is a Democrat.

Her goal in life isn't killing soldiers to get even richer.
Her goal in life isn't to strangle old people with prescriptions fees they can't pay.
Her goal in life isn't to help the credit card companies get even super-richer.
Her goal in life isn't tricking the sick and the old into giving her their money.
Usually, Democrats with money are so grateful they want to help those with less.
Republicans with money are f-ing angrier than hell that someone else has more.

That's the difference between them and us.

We can be happy with what we have, but the Cheneys of the world, five heart attacks, who already have
$50M in the bank, can't be happy because they know Perot and Gates and Buffet have more - so they
get back into "public service," cheat their way into power (by taking advantage of our retarded elected Democrats)
so they can invade an oil-rich, backwards and helpless nation and rape them into history because for Smirk n' Dick,
super-rich ain't rich enough.   Dick wants it all and he needs it right now because Dick has no tomorrow.

I have no idea who did this graphic, but it's a classic.
The Photoshopping is first rate, but this artist caught the lust in Cheney's eye.

If you produced this graphic, contact me so we can throw you a shot of Chinaco.

  Contact  Ol'  Bart

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $58.47 a barrel
makes $116,940,000  Bush stole just yesterday

2110 2113 have died for Halliburton

Three more fall for oil greed

Do evil bastards care?

"Heat is a luxury some people can't afford.
It's called "market forces..."
Heh heh..."

Bush brought in a gusher of blood.


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Bush makes Saddam look good


Through our careless and uncaring attempts at "nation-building," the United States has put itself in the position
of providing a convenient shield for what is increasingly looking like a takeoff on the Cambodian Killing Fields
-- down to the continued targeting of academics of all ethnicities by self-appointed executioners. Civil war is no
longer a possibility; it is a reality. Amazingly, in Bush's Iraq, just as in Hussein's, you're a victim or a victimizer
-- often both. The grim ironies of this Darwinist nightmare are everywhere. For example, while the military is
defending the use of white phosphorus -- "shake and bake" in U.S. military slang -- by citing chemical weapons
restriction loopholes, it can't look good to the world that one of the human-rights crimes Hussein himself is
charged with is -- you guessed it -- shelling Kurdish rebels and civilians with chemical weapons in 1991.

...weapons provided by Poppy Bush and Rummy.

                "I brought everything on your wish list, Sir."


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As compliments go, that's right up there with "smarter than Bruce Willis."


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