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Tuesday Feb 7, 2006 Volume
1703 - Spy Young, Stay Petty
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"You really don't have any civil liberties if
Intelligence chair Pat Roberts, saying Bush needs more power, Link
by Richard Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Osama bin-Laden is almost baiting the United States
to leave Iraq, offering a "truce" to cover the U.S. retreat.
But he surely knows that whatever he says he wants done
the American people will reflexively do the opposite.
Indeed, there's evidence that bin-Laden is playing a
double game, the old strategy of Brer Rabbit who begged not
\to be thrown into the briar patch when that was exactly
where he wanted to go. If that's bin-Laden's ploy, it seems
to be working. Bush has already cited bin-Laden's
desire for U.S. troops to leave Iraq as reason for them to stay.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the
in a hoax"
Powell's former aide must be tired of living
In a Feb 3 PBS interview, Colin Powell's former
chief of staff claimed that the speech Powell made before
the United Nations on Feb. 5, 2003, laying out a case
for war with Iraq, included falsehoods of which Powell
had never been made aware. He said, "My participation
in that presentation at the UN constitutes the lowest
point in my professional life. I participated in a hoax
on the American people, the international community and
the United Nations Security Council."
Colonel (ret.) Lawrence Wilkerson, still sees this
lapse as the result of a profound intelligence failure, saying,
"I have to believe that. Otherwise I have to believe
some rather nefarious things about some fairly highly placed
people in the intelligence community and perhaps elsewhere," hinting
at Cheney and Rummy.
Too bad Colin Powell doesn't have the integrity of Lawrence Wilkerson.
He doesn't have the credibility of Simon Cowell.
Trillion Budget Favors Defense
That's where they can steal the most - nobody cuts defense in war
Bush sent Congress a $2.77 trillion spending plan
on Monday that would bolster the nation's fake war
against terrorism but strangle many social programs to
death, pretending to deal with his exploding budget
deficit projected to hit an all-time high this year.
Bush sent Congress a budget blueprint that emphasizes
the militarization of America while offering minimal
initiatives to deal with rising global competition, soaring
energy prices and skyrocketing medical bills.
"I focused the nation's resources on our highest
priority ÷ my horseshit "war on terror" Bush said.
"Bullying Congress, we have pretended to give our soldiers
the funding they need while we secretly
are siphoning off hundreds of millions of dollars for
the BFEE, all praise to Allah," he said.
Subject: Bush's new detention camps
I am finally buying a gun.
If pressed (Who would dare to ask?) Bush will say, "It's
for the Al Qaeda we catch,"
but I'm pretty sure "Al Qaeda" is anyone with a "D" after their name.
Subject: a challenge to consortiumnews.com
Michael Scheuer, has made a career out of spreading
The media appears hoodwinked by his "former CIA Agent" moniker,
giving him lots of airtime for his rants, which are all
They are FOX News Junior
CNN has been doing a lot of late to get right with
the Republican political machine in Washington.
As Tom DeLay was entering his political death spiral
late last year, CNN parent company Time Warner
decided to ante up with the DeLay machine by hiring a
key DeLay soldier as its chief DC lobbyist.
Can ya say K Street Project?
Tim Berry worked for Tom DeLay for ten years. He
became his chief of staff in August 2002 just
as the Jack Abramoff stuff was starting to go down.
As the LA Times put it, "Berry was DeLay's
right-hand man as the majority leader came under fire
over alleged ethics violations."
Army is Wearing
The U.S. Army is not broken by any means, but it's
under severe strain, and it will not be able
to sustain a fighting force in Iraq long enough to outlast
the insurgency. Rumsfeld scoffs at the warning,
but a sober look at the evidence shows that the Army
is in trouble. Nearly a third of the soldiers who
have rotated home have developed mental health problems.
Some National Guard units are wearing out;
the Army missed its recruiting goal for 2005, and applications
to West Point have fallen off.
Equipment - in this equipment-dependent army - is wearing
out at four to five times the normal rate.
Bush's bloody quagmire.
How much longer will we lies to ourselves?
The Oil Men have a problem: They're currently working on their, "We
had the war won,
until the Democrats pulled the rug out from under
our feet," speech but the Democrats are
as silent as an airplane hanger full of flag-draped coffins at Dover Air Force
How can Cheney blame a party of cowards for stopping them?
"I'm stunned when I get questions from my professional
counterparts saying, 'Mr. Goss, can't
you Americans keep a secret'?"
CIA Director Porter Goss, telling the Senate about his leaky spy agency, Link
I forget - why did Bush cut the CIA out of the terrorism prevention
Is it because Goss refused to kiss Der Monkey's ring?
Subject: are Democrats being blackmailed?
On one hand, we know that Little bush has been illegally
spying on people
and was embarrassed/ashamed/too sneaky to even ask for
On the other hand, we have a bunch of Beltway Democrats
to be scared of their own shadows, or something.
It sure looks to me like some of these Democrats
are being blackmailed.
Or is it just me?
HW, they can't all be vulnerable to blackmail.
Recently, I said that *I* can't be blackmailed,
and I've got lots of stuff in my past - just nothing serious.
Can every Democrat have a deep, dark secret that's so bad that
he or she
would be willing to sell out the country to prevent that secret from coming
Let's say Democratic Senator X is gay, and that would shock a lot of people.
If they blow his whistle, so to speak, he can say, "They
found out I was gay
because they used the Patriot Act to illegally listen
to my phone calls."
Seems like that would be worse for Monkey and Cheney than Senator X.
'My Boss is
"Previous Presidents have used the same constitutional
authority I have,
and federal courts have approved the use of
Dubya, lying like always in his State of the Union address, Link
you know of any other President who has authorized
wiretaps outside of FISA?
Alberto Gonzales: Um,
none come to mind, Senator. I can't give you an answer. Link
Did Feingold follow-up with, "So
why did your president lie last Tuesday?"
That was a dumb question on my part.
Subject: Kerry & Alito filibuster
Bart, if "Kerry [is], always the meekest, mildest
and most cautious tutu in the room"
why was he the one to start the filibuster?
Clearly, he was shamed into it.
In 2003, he said (my words) "I
vow to block any anti-choice nominee Bush sends up."
Instead of doing that, he jetted off to Switzerland
for a skiing vacation.
(Don't tell he he was there for a "conference.")
Once the bigger websites (not bartcop.com) started
rubbing his nose in his "vow,"
he said, "My bad" and came running hom to do the job
too little, too late.
It's like he wants to be Dick Clark, but
he always has "other plans" on New Years Eve.
He can't be bothered with work - he just can't f-ing
be bothered with saving this country..
Whichever it is, it seems that at least this time
he was not "the meekest,
mildest and most cautious tutu in the room."
Doesn't mean he has real brass ones (Helen Thomas,
call your office.)
Keep the hammer going.
True, on the SAC scale, Kerry was a three this time instead of a zero.
We still lost, because "leader Kerry" went to sleep - AGAIN.
He knew Alito had confirmation momentum when he left the country - the
He would've gladly forgotten his vow had he not been shamed into
react like Muslims to Cindy Sheehan
"Cindy Sheehan is a "loony commie broad who shouldn't
be allowed back in the country her son fought for,"
the angry caller shouted into my overloaded voice mail.
She's "nothing more than a hysterical, brainless woman,"
reader Michael Velikin wrote. The type who would be declared
a witch or delirious in another era. Of course
"now we know more about women's cycles and menopause,
we're more sympathetic to their behavior."
And the name-calling escalated from there."
Subject: Muslim violence
If Muslims think they are going to stop free speech
through violence they will see that it's not going to work.
As it turns out some of the cartoons are accurate. Islam
is a violent religion that is focused on world domination
and oppression. The can claim that they are a religion
of peace and love but what you do speaks louder than
what you claim to be. Muslims stone women to death for
being raped. They behead people for speaking freely.
They leave a trail of death and destruction that reflects
what they really believe. This latest campaign of violence
is not winning over the hearts and minds of of people
who love peace and freedom and it doesn't make us want
to have Muslims as part of our community.
San Francisco, CA.
- We're Getting New H-Bomb
America the Conquerer Strikes Again
For the first time in more than 20 years, U.S.
nuclear-weapons scientists are designing a new H-bomb,
the first of probably several new nuclear explosives
on the drawing boards. If they succeed, in perhaps
20 or 25 more years, the United States would have an
entirely new nuclear arsenal, and a highly automated
factory capable of turning out more warheads as needed,
as well as new kinds of warheads.
"We are on the verge of an exciting time," the nation's
top nuclear weapons executive,
Linton Brooks, said last week at Lawrence Livermore weapons
Who can we invade and murder next?
Remember when Nader said it didn't matter which evil candidate won?
Subject: liberals and the war
How about telling us about all the peaceful solutions
Well, ...there's always the option not to
go to war.
Did you know that option existed?
With 2248 dead and no WMDs, you still think
Bush's invasion was a good idea?
If so, why are you here, and not there?
Also please explain about "maiming the poor"
Are you talking about the 30% of the people who
pay zero taxes?
Whoa, you got me there.
Are we still on Bush's war?
Or have we switched to fiscal policy?
You seem to know lots about Jesus.
Amazingly, I'm more "Christlike" than most religio-frauds.
Was Jesus OK with abortion?
Hard to say - he never mentioned it.
It must not have made his short list.
How do you think Jesus feels about Bush's bloody
Was He OK with ignoring other humans being murdered
and oppressed, (like Iraq)?
Do you mean by Saddam or by Bush?
If there was a Jesus, it's my best quess, he'd
be against both bloodthirsty tyrants.
The Democratic agenda is purely selfish.
We want smaller government, fewer dead soldiers
and Clinton's peace and prosperity.
Which of those are you against?
I want more from anyone with money because they
don't deserve it,
we need more TVs and cell phones so too bad for the poor
of the world.
I'll bet you haven't had a tax cut since
Bush stole power.
The top 1 percent got alllllllllllllll that money,
and if you were in that group,
you'd be too busy to get your clueless ass kicked by
an Okie with an IQ of 64.
Bill Gates, Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore and
Bill Clinton all got tax breaks.
Tell me, why do you want to pay for Clinton's
The average American consumes over 28 pounds of bananas each year.
tried for non-violence
'I have said I am very happy to pay the tax I owe
provided they give me assurances that it will not
be used for illegal purposes,' said Douglas Barker, a
father of five and grandfather of 19.
"I feel we were led into an illegal war on a false pretext,
and being forced to help pay for something
illegal is a violation of my human rights," the 72-year-old
told a court in southern England.
"If I have to go to jail, I will."
Lindsay Lohan had not been to an emergency room so far this month.
Subject: David Ray Griffin
He was on Cspan and is still archived there.
The New Pearl Harbor still sells well in Europe.
I am disappointed in you BART.
David puts it pretty clearly to me.
Maybe we are too smart to spread the truth.
How about Bush+Cheney+neocons=permanent war.
You're disappointed in me for what?
Wanting to see some proof that I can explain before I set my hair on fire?
When I ask for proof, people send me a link that reads, "internationally
scientist David Ray Griffin says, in his opinion,
the WTC was pre-wired to explode."
So what's my headline?
Ray Griffin says it, it must be so ?
I never heard of David Ray Griffin.
Why should I bet my reputation on someone I never heard of?
I'm not saying you're wrong.
I'm saying I need proof I can put in my hand, not some link.
a part of Bartcop Radio
Mugged by Old lady
He is expected to be at work tomorrow
did not touch Al Gonzales with these hands."
Underbear: And we're going to continue doing
everything we can --
Helen Thomas: You know what happened to Nixon
when he broke the law.
Subject: Gold Star Mothers
The fact that these GSM (not Cindy Sheehan) just
don't get it. I keep asking myself,
"Why don't they start examining the REAL facts and delve
into why their loved ones were killed."
Their lives SQUASHED for an idiot's GREED.
Are they alll using rose-coloored glasses?
Elizabeth (screaming at these women)
Elizabeth, I understand why they don't want to face the facts.
It's one thing to lose a kid in war (not that I'd know) but losing a kid
so some snot-nosed little thief
who never worked a day in his life can rape and plunder a helpless nation would
drive me crazy.
It's like these soldiers were taken hostage by the BFEE while they robbed
If you get killed in a robbery, you can't say you died, "for a noble cause," so
they lie to themselves.
Bush can't answer Cindy Sheehan's question, "What
is the 'noble cause' my son died for?"
"Relaxing around the set, but then he sings,
and you realize what an expert he is."
Armey, describing John Boner as a 'Dean Martin' type, Link
So, he stays drunk all the time?
Bush 41 was the author of NAFTA, it passed congress
after the Repubs took over.
Clinton knew how to create fair trade.
NAFTA works when you have a president with a brain in
Pat, I can believe that.
Poster sighted at World
Can't Wait Feb 4 rally
Wear the Numbers
by Cindy Sheehan
George Bush has never even admitted a mistake,
let alone faced one.
Well, it's time George faced this mistake and is somehow
made to feel
intense shame for the biggest mistake of his miserable
mistake filled life.
I call on people that are for peace and justice
to wear the number [of the dead]
on their chests every day ... near their hearts. They
are not just numbers.
They were human beings before they were exploited for
oil and greed.
Wear the number for our dead.
Wear the number for their families.
Wear the number for our wounded.
Wear the number for peace.
Think you need Reality check on Hillary. It is not
that she would not be able to do the job,
but because she has such horrible (and largly unfair)
Do you think her reputation is worse with voters
than four more years of the BFEE?
The Left thinks she is Lieberman in drag and would
not give her wholehearted support.
I agree, the Left is her biggest obstacle, besides
The centrists and Lieberman wing of the Democrats
consider her too far Left.
Which means 80,000,000 voters see her as a centrist,
And the avarage person not paying much attention
has already made up their mind that at least
what some of the Repug Blather machine says must be right,
and vote for anyone but her.
Bush's approval is what, 38 percent?
I think this country is tired of Bush's lies and
wars and spying and stupidity and thievery.
Ted Kennedy would stand a better chance, at least
his Ideology is better understood.
A better chance with the left, I assume you mean.
Maybe this is all part of Hillary's Master Plan.
The more the radical left attacks her, the more "Sista Soulja" moments
Maybe (just consider this) Hillary wants to be attacked by Cindy
Sheehan, Code Pink and Michael Moore.
Isn't that a vaccination shot against the "radical leftist/Black Panther" crap
the BFEE will throw at her?
Subject: Bush's new detention camps
Bart - this is VERY serious - according to
a new provision of the Patriot Act
- they will be able to classify and arrest people they'll
Clearly this is protesters.
What do you want to bet the camps are for this
in addition to whoever else he decides to throw in there?
This needs a lot of immediate attention from ANYONE
Pay, I'm glad I'm a small fish.
Once they grab Kos, Atrios, Talking Points Memo and Buzzflash
I'm in British Columbia looking for a place to rent.
those Crazy Muslims to Attack Me
Here's your damn toons, what chu going to do about it?
by Michelle "I'll die for free speech" Malkin
gay was Muhammad?"
Bartcop Flashback from Volume
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We didn't create racism, we pour gas on it.
We didn't invent homophobia, we just fan the
We don't lynch minorities, we make the rope stronger.
We don't bomb women's clinics, we make the bombs bigger.
We didn't invent hate, we echo it across the country.
We're the fascists of Hate Radio.
We're the Grand Old Fascist Party.
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washed-up politicians like
Mario Cuomo and Ann Richards
as well as a spot featuring former
Vice President Dan Quayle.
-- John Zogby, proving he loves Republicans, Link
Hey John, I've got something for you.
I got it right here.
Subject: Aussie Joke of the Year
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under
his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when
you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "That's
a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I wasn't talking to you."
Legality of Crimes
Tortureboy Gonzales insisted Monday that Bush doesn't
have to follow the law if he doesnt want to
He exhorted Congress not to end or tinker with Bush's
imperial presidency because he wouldn't like it.
Tortureboy' strong defense of Bush's program was
challenged by Republican Sen. Arlen Specter,
chairman of the Judiciary Committee, while Democrats
stared quietly at the floor.
Subject: Arlen Specter (R
Your prediction that it'll be some Republicans that
from the BFEE is getting closer and closer. How ironic,
don't ya think?
Bob, ...ain't no trick predicting that.
It's a gimme that the Democrats are too scared to even speak,
so the GOP is all we have to save whatever's left of this once-great country.
Subject: Stones rock Detroit
I was perfectly happy with The Stones at the Superbowl.
There is no other band on the face of the Earth
who could have gotten the crowd that worked up.
Oh, please - that crowd was corporate America -
GOP fat cats who could afford a $5,000 weekend.
They would've been just as happy with Jessica Simpson
in her short-shorts.
The Motown acts are fine, but again, they don't
create the excitement The Stones do.
The Stones appeal to everyone.
Dude, almost half of America thinks U2 are washed-up
They're only in their 40s and their last album was a
But compared to U2, the Stones are rock's broken hip.
I watched it at our club and there were old ladies
and young hotties
scratching at their crotches when Jagger was up there.
Rude Rich, thinking it's still 1969
Thank you for not sending evidence to support that.
Bush bullies hiding bartcop.com from
by entering bartcop.com at
Orleans will seek aid from other nations
They have to - Bush told the Darkies to drop
Shortcomings in aid from Bush are making New Orleans
Mayor Ray Nagin look to other nations for help in
rebuilding his hurricane-damaged city. Nagin,
who has hosted a steady stream of foreign dignitaries since Katrina,
says he may seek international assistance because U.S.
aid has not been sufficient to get the city back on its feet.
"I know we had a little disappointment earlier with
some signals we're getting from Bush but the international
community may be able to fill the gap," Nagin said when
a delegation of French government and business officials
passed through on Friday to explore potential business
So, if France helps New Orleans get back on their feet, will the city
then pay French taxes?
Bart, thanks to the blackballing of the best and
the brightest speaking from the left, there is NO ONE
today with the gravitas to speak the truth to Americans
about the fascist nature of our current government.
I've said it before, but it bears repeating. The
current state of the left in America, and the Democratic party
in particular, is nearly identical to the left
in 1920's Germany. Gelded and hobbled, they are helpless in the
face of corporate power manipulating religious and nationalist
frenzy for the purpose of greed.
--joe in Japan
Joe, just the same, the Democrats could speak up - just once - and see
trade young men for oil."
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $65.11
makes $130,220,000 Bush
stole just yesterday
2252 2258 have
died for Bush's oil greed
Does the BFEE have a marble or granite franchise in the DC area?
Bush's gusher of blood.
will oil hit $100 a barrel?
March 4, 2008?
spotted at Honolulu SotU Protest
'JT LeRoy' Exposed
One of publishing's most bizarre falsehoods appears
to finally have been exposed.
The writer pretending to be "JT LeRoy," a 25-year-old
former male prostitute and
drug addict, is really a 40-year-old woman who couldn't
get published by being honest.
LeRoy never existed and Laura Albert authored the
books, says her estranged partner, Geoffrey Knoop.
Knoop, who helped to defraud the public, said the stress
of lying had become too much to bear.
I think they call that, "having a conscience."
Isn't this out-and-out fraud?
Shouldn't the money from the fraudulent book sales
If you read the full story, this was supposed to
be a male hooker going straight who,
for somebody who never wrote a sentence in their life,
showed remarkable skill.
Since it turns out she's a 40-year old writer, that "skill" isn't
what it seemed.
I think refunds are in order.
...and I think you-know-who needs to watch some
MCI and Sprint spy for Bush
"We're glad to help the mad dictator break the law"
Bush has secured the cooperation of large telecommunications
companies, including AT&T, MCI and Sprint,
in his efforts to eavesdrop without warrants on
calls by suspected terrorists, any
American he wants,
for whatever whim of a reason, according
to the executives. They asked to remain anonymous because
of the sensitivity of the program they
are committing crimes.
Busta Rhymes' security guard was fatally shot in
Brooklyn Saturday night
as the rapper and several A-list pals gathered to make
a music video.
Israel Ramirez, 29, a longtime member of Rhymes' entourage,
was shot once in the chest.
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