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Thursday  March 2, 2006   Volume 1718 - White Out

Quote of the Day

"I spend a lot of time worrying about disruption
  of energy because tyrants control the spigots." 
       -- Dubya, the world's most evil tyrant,    Link

Why is Bush suddenly telling the truth?

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
'Tortureboy" Spying
Tapes Prove Bush Lied 
GOP Shell Game
MS to ban abortion?
Perini's big profits 
War on History
Nancy Grace Caught 
Bolton vs Civil Rights 
Jessica Alba in Playboy



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"I thought it was going to help. I thought it would help remind people that if
  Osama didn't want me to be president, something must be right with me."
       --Dubya, on why his friend Osama released a tape 5 days before the election, Link

 Well, of course Osama wants a president he can lead around by the nose.
 No other president would have attacked Iraq after 9-11, just Bush.

 When Bush first stole power, nobody knew who Osama was.
 Now he's the biggest man in the Arab underworld - thanks to Bush.

 ...and that's the second truth Bush told today.

 Does India have truth serum in their water?


'Torture Boy' Signals More Spying
   by Robert Parry as seen on  consortiumnews.com


Attorney General Alberto Gonzales retracted misleading testimony that he presented to the Senate Judiciary
Committee three weeks ago, but his careful revision suggests that George W. Bush's domestic spying was
broader than previously admitted. Gonzales gained the nickname "Torture Boy" because of his support for
legal opinions that opened the way to abuse of detainees in Guatanamo Bay, Iraq and Afghanistan.
But those legal theories also may have led to domestic spying on opponents of Bush's War on Terror.

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet


Tapes Prove Bush Lied
 Caught playing "Who could have predicted?"


In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster officials warned Bush and Chertoff before
Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, put lives at risk in the Superdome and overwhelm
rescuers, according to confidential video footage.

Bush didn't ask a single question during the final briefing before Katrina struck on Aug. 29,
but he assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: "We are fully prepared."


Bush declared four days after the storm, "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."
He later clarified, saying officials believed, wrongly, after the storm passed that the levees had survived.
But the video shows there was talk about that possibility even before the storm and Bush was worried too.

The White House urged the public not to believe their lying eyes and ears.




"The president said, 'I need to hear from Brown right now what's going on.'  I said, 'Mr. President,
  my estimate is that 90 percent -- 90 percent -- of the population of New Orleans has now been displaced.'
  And there was just that split second of silence. And [then], '90 percent?' 'Yes sir, that's how bad it is.' "
   -- Brownie,   Link

"Listen, we weren't getting good, solid information from people who were on the ground.
  Communications systems got wiped out, and in many cases we were relying upon the media..."
    -- Dubya, lying again to ABC's Elizabeth Vargas, Link



Subject: letter to the DNC

If you want me to act, then you show me your party has the resolve to fight.
Show up on television and take the fight to the media.
If you can't even do that, the I'd be wasting my time and money trying to help you.
It would also help if you removed the Republicans from your party (like Lieberman for example).

The day you guys seriously work to rid us of the Diebold voting machines, or the day when you all
stand up and walk out of a senate hearing in protest because the douchebag republican you let win
the leadership (you nominated KERRY for chrissake) refuses to swear them in, that will be the day
I pledge to you my support.

They swore in Clinton to discuss his sex life, for crying out loud!
If you can't fight aggressively to attempt to force testimony on National Security-related issues
to be under oath, then you can't count on me to be motivated to help you in any way.

Your party needs to grow a pair.
Contact me when you can show me examples of this taking place.


Dude, well done.


GOP Shell Game


With Bush, keep your eye on the shell with the pea under it.

Among the many curious aspects of the administration's approval of the Dubai Ports takeover
of operations at six major ports (and as many as 21) is this exemption from normally routine restrictions:
The agreement does not require DP World to keep copies of its business records on U.S. soil,
which would place them within the jurisdiction of American courts. Nor does it require the
company to designate an American citizen to accommodate requests by the government.

"They pay good..."



"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to
  test a person's character, give him power."
     -- Abe Lincoln, who knew Bush's ilk in the 1850s

 Thanks to Runot



Subject: Sex Pistols

25+ years later and they still sound great, but how would you know?
You seem to spend all your time worshipping "Garbage"

I only worship Garbage when my Hillary worship gets done early.

I went and got some Garbage, the band is aptly named.
I could not find one interesting song.

Well, then, I hate you and I must call your mother tacky names.
Perhaps we could meet for deadly combat?

And as I recall, The clothing shop was "Seditionary's" and was owned by Malcom McClaren
who put the band together. The Sex Pistols changed music in a big and much better way.

If you like different bands than me, we must become mortal enemies.
Maybe we could blow up each other's kids on a school bus?


FOX News is right again.
Iraq is a peaceful Paradise.

Perini's windfall profits


In April 2003, the Army awarded a contract to Perini worth as much as $500 million.
The IDIQ contract allows the Corps of Engineers to call upon the contracted companies to rapidly execute
design and construction services as needed anywhere in CENTCOM's area of operations to support military
operations, other U.S. government agencies, or friendly foreign governments under established agreements.
The area of operations encompasses 25 nations from the Horn of Africa into central Asia, including Afghanistan
and Iraq. No specific work or location for work to be performed has been identified to date.

In late September 2003, the Army issued additional orders totaling $278 million on the three individual contracts
and the Corps decided to raise the contract ceiling from $100 million to $500 million.

Richard Blum, who co-owns 75 percent of Perini's voting shares, is the husband of Dianne Feinstein,
who serves on the Appropriations Committee and the Select Committee on Intelligence.


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Subject: ports and Arabs

Bart, you wrote:

> Do we want ...our ports owned by Arabs?

 I'd like to address the "Arabs" part of your question,
 while ignoring the racial implications of your syntax.

 The point is not that Arabs will own our ports.
 Foremost, no foreign entity should be involved in such a vulnerable point of breach in our shores;
 we need to be responsible for ourselves.  That is to say nothing of UAE / DPW personal association
 with Bin Laden and terrorists, nuclear arms smugglers, (long list)

 These are some of the faults of the UAE, NOT that they are Arabs.
 The Bush Crime Family association with this criminal syndicate begs asking,
"Is there any need to continue under our current, corrupt, criminal administration one more instant?"

 The cartoon itself is simply silly since there is no there there
 - old and tired allegations proven devoid of substance.

 Thanks for tolerating the rant.
 Alvin in LA

 Dude, great letter.
 On the surface, using "Arabs" to describe "Arabs with loyalties to Al Qaeda," is just lazy shorthand.

  ...but there's a bigger thing here and I don't know how a good Democrat should feel about it.

How unfair is racial profiling concerning terrorism?
Arabs who act like Eddie Haskell for years, then slit your throat, that doesn't change things?
I should feel OK boarding a plane with a Mohammed Atta lookalike?
If I don't feel OK, then I'm "Bush's clone and Rush's biggest fan?"
   Are we against the majority of Americans on this issue, too?

I'd really like to hear from you if you are Arab or people mistake you for an Arab.

Do people look at you "funny" at the airport?
Is there a way to stop that?


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"FOX News and other Republican surrogates have so prostituted what it means to be a journalist
  - including using real prostitutes as journalists - that any journalist with an opinion is now suspect.
  The GOP sycophants have so crossed the line into pro-government propaganda that anyone who
  tries to criticize government is considered equally, if not more, suspect."
    -- John Aravosis,Link


Subject: Nuked oil

Bart Ol Friend,

Does it not seem like Bush et al want to inflame the mid East so far that going nuclear is the only option?
Does radioactive oil cost more or less or the same as on non-nuked oil and does it work better or worse?

Grahambo in Maine

Dude, not sure, but you reminded me of something.
In times of world wars and disasters, gold and oil skyrocket in price.

The BFEE (thru Barrick) owns 51 percent of gold refineries in the world.
They own or move or control most of the world's oil.
In other words, the more shit hits the fan, they super-richer they get.

What's Bart's Law #2?

Bart's Law #2

> Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power) in their pocket,
> expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.  That's why refineries have fires,
> because a fire allows them to scream "unexpected shortage" so they can gouge us on the price of gas.

So we can expect more wars, more dead soldiers, more invasions, more Constitution shredding, etc.
Every disaster brings more billions of dollars in ill-gotten gains to the BFEE bastards.

That's why they fought so hard to win the White House.


Mississippi to ban abortion?
 The poor can use coathangers, screw them


A state House committee voted to ban most abortions in Mississippi,
which already has some of the strictest abortion laws in the nation.

The bill approved Tuesday would allow abortion only to save the pregnant woman's life.
It would make no exception in cases of rape or incest.

So, the GOP wants to force women to have their rapist's baby.
They want to force 14 year-olds to give birth to their brothers and sisters.

If only the Democrats would utter a peep of protest, but no.
They're too scared to speak.


Subject: BCR 89 feedback - why Scottie can't answer

Hi Bart,

While you in Oklahoma are suffering a heat wave we here in Far Northern California
have had gale force winds, freezing temperatures and snow and white outs.

Kerry, HRH & Kalliope

Kerry, stay warm!

Note: Kerry is the lady who had the broken water heater.


Bolton Delays UN Vote on Civil Rights
 He says Bush ordered him to


U.S. opposition to a draft resolution on a new U.N. Human Rights Council led to a delay of a
General Assembly vote this week and intense consultations on Tuesday on whether to reopen the text.

Jan Eliasson, president of the 191-member General Assembly, who drew up the resolution,
said most U.N. members supported the draft and warned new talks might endanger the entire effort.

John Bolton, beating his shoe on the podium, announced that Eliasson's resolution had "manifold deficiencies"
and did not ensure that major human rights violators would be banned from the new rights council.

Bolton said he was under instructions from Washington  Bush to reopen talks or postpone a decision
for several months on a new rights body, which is to expose abusers and help nations draw up human rights legislation.



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Bush's War on History
  by  Robert Parry as seen on  consortiumnews.com


Six years ago, the Clinton-Gore administration was pressing to declassify documents from the Cold War
that were deemed essential for the American people to understand their recent history. More records from
the Reagan-Bush era were slated for release on Jan. 20, 2001. But the Inauguration of George W. Bush
changed all that. He blocked the Reagan-Bush document releases; he granted power over records to
ex-presidents and their heirs; and he even accelerated a program to reclassify thousands of documents
already released. Secrecy again trumped the public's right to know its history

If the BFEE didn't commit so many serious global crimes,
they wouldn't have to hide the facts from voters and historians

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Nancy Grace, Big, Fat Liar


Because of what happened in Georgia, Ms. Grace has said over and over,
she knows firsthand how the system favors hardened criminals over victims.
It is the foundation of her judicial philosophy, her motivation in life, her casus belli.

And much of it isn't true.

Of course it isn't true.
Most everything nancy Grace says is a lie.
She has fabricated a persona that, eventually, executes people and I don't like that.



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Your "Welcome back" mail was returned with "bad address" on it.



"Torturing a foreign prisoner to death is excusable. Authoring and implementing policies
  of torture may lead to promotion. But being pictured in an Abu Ghraib photograph that
  leaks to the press is grounds for a heavy prison sentence."
      -- WaHoPo editorial,  perhaps feeling guilty about their "Rah-rah, Go Dubya!!" war position?"  Link

Nah, it takes a conscience to feel guilt, and whores don't have a conscience.


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 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $61.97 a barrel
makes $123,840,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2287  2298 have died for Halliburton


Subject: Nancy Grace, big, fat liar

Hey Bartcop,

It must be like your birthday or something with all this publicity about Nancy Grace lying about her ex.

I know I got a chuckle out of it.

It was a nice birthday present.
She is such an unconscionable slut.




"Every prediction the President made about this war has proven to be false, while virtually every prediction
made by war opponents has proven to be true. The President and his followers controlled every part of this war
with an iron fist and insisting on the right to exert full-scale, undiluted control over it. And now it has failed.
And it's everyone's fault except theirs."
     -- Glenn Greenwald,    Link



You might be Republican if...

You think CNN is biased to the left, but Fox News is "fair and balanced."


Subject: Paris Hilton vs Charlize Theron

Paris already did the drug addled hooker movie and I bet
she's a bigger star by internet downloads than Charlize Theron.



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The vulgar Pigboy gets his ass kicked on video
  Blast from the Past - a Pigboy TV Show Classic!


This is fun to watch.
It seems to be the vulgar Pigboy's first TV show ever, years ago.

The crowd kept screaming "F-you, nazi bastard and murderer," so Rush
kept whining that he didn't have a chance for his personality to shine thru - ha ha


Subject: Iran

Bart, asking Republicans to act like patriots is like asking Dracula to switch to milk.

John F


 Call the all new, toll-free 
 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)

Bush to AmeriCorps: Drop Dead


Bush, who embraced AmeriCorps as a "compassionate conservative", now wants to shut it down.
Beginning next year, the White House would cut funding by over 80 percent for AmeriCorps with
the goal of getting it small enough to "drown in a bathtub," according to the president's budget.

Created by Clinton in 1993 as a kind of domestic counterpart to the Peace Corps, AmeriCorps is
a network of three federal programs devoted to youth service in areas such as education, health,
public safety and the environment. Participants in all three become eligible for education grants
of $4,725 to pay for college or to repay student loans.

Bush made his feelings clear:



Subject: Mubarak to Bush: Back Off Iran

Bart, you wrote:

> The Democrats are frozen with fear and action needs to be taken right away,
> unless we want evidence of Bush's blunders to come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

You're starting to sound like the same liars who lied us into the Iraq War, with your "mushroom cloud" bullshit.
There are several reasons for rejecting this goddamned mushroom-cloud lie.

1.  It would take Iran at least a decade to develop a nuclear weapon.

 So, we'll all die in 2016 - you happy?

2.  It would take additional time for them to develop the means of delivering such a weapon.

No, Iran already has boat technology.

3.  Iran knows that if they ever used such a weapon against Israel,
     Israel would turn their entire country into a radioactive cinder block.

That's like saying,"We're safe from hijackers flying jets into buildings because they'd die, too."
Religiously insane handjobs can't wait to die for their country.
Are you, like, really new to politics?

Get real.
James in CA

ha ha


TV Stuff

The autistic kid who dropped six three pointers in four minutes in his first basketball game?
His story is on CBS Whore News Tonight.

You won't believe the crowd reaction when that first one drops.
The other team even cheered him, but for shots 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, their jaws just dropped.


Jessica Alba may sue Playboy


She claims she feels "violated," but that is just a second-rate publicity ploy.
That's a tasteful - and tasty - picture.   There's no harm there.
She obviously posed for the picture - what was she thinking?

Her career needs a boost, (TV show cancelled, movie career iffy...)
and Playboy can give her that and she gets to keep her clothes on.


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