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Weekend-Monday May 19-21, 2007 Vol 1981 - Oh, Deryk!!!
 Quote of the Day "We need to double Gitmo..."
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Quotes
"Kill? Torture? 9/11?
9/11. Kill. Torture. Kill.
Kill. 9/11. Kill. Kill...rational statement...
Screw you traitor! 9/11.
Torture. Kill. Jack Bauer Bitch. Nine. E. Leven...(pause
for applause)
9/11 Forever. Double Torture. No Law...(pause
for extended applause)... John Edwards is Pretty...
(pause for extended applause)...judges
call it. Winner is "9/11 Forever. Double Torture.
No Law."
-- shorter Republican debate
by Sandy Underpants, Link
Rejecting
Reality in Iraq
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Bush and his advisers have put ideology and wishful
thinking ahead of rationality and realism.
This tendency explains why so many pieces of
evidence cited to support the Iraq invasion have
proven false and why so many claims of progress
have proven overly optimistic.
There always was a cockiness among Bush and his
Republican allies that they could bend American
perceptions of reality by putting out their message
aggressively and shouting down any dissenting voices.
Given the potent right-wing news media - and the
timid and complicit mainstream press - the neocon
strategy of flooding the process with alarming
pseudo-information worked wonders in 2002, convincing
many Americans that there was a desperate need
to invade Iraq.
It turned out, however, that Bush's power to impose
his will on adversaries faded the farther away
he got from the booming voices of Rush Limbaugh
and Bill O'Reilly.
Third-party
bid could shake up '08 race
It's their turn to split the vote
Excerpt:
In an unpredictable 2008 presidential race, the
prospect of a viable third-party candidacy
-- particularly a self-financed bid by billionaire
Michael Bloomberg -- could be the biggest wild card of all.
Reports that Bloomberg, New York's Republican
mayor, is willing to spend a big chunk of his personal fortune
-- perhaps as much as $1 billion -- on a White
House run set off a new round of speculation about his intentions
and his possible impact on the November 2008
election.
The speculation was egged on by Sen. Chuck Hagel
a conservative Republican and Iraq war opponent who also is
considering an independent bid and had dinner
with Bloomberg recently. Hagel openly hinted about joining the mayor
on a high-octane, third-party ticket that could
reshape the political landscape and jolt the traditional U.S. two-party
system.
"It's a great country to think about -- a New
York boy and a Nebraska boy to be teamed up leading this nation,"
Hagel said earlier this week on CBS.
Can I get an "Amen!" for the split GOP vote?
And since Hagel and Bloomberg aren't "Christian conservatives,"
how about a THIRD GOP ticket to splinter them apart even further?
They brought this on themselves with their blind Monkey worship.
...and no, Ralph, this isn't a signal to you.
Discuss
it on The Bartcop Forum
Discuss it on the BartBlog
Subject: feedback
First, I want to send you a delayed thanks for
the bumperstickers.
It's been a treat listening to your archived
shows and I think your 'new' shows are terrific.
I think the shorter more frequent shows are working
out great
Of all of the radio bits, I think the story of
the cat and the cure had me laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants.
Regarding the best rants, you do so many great
ones, I'm not sure which was my favorite. I'd have to say
anything covering the newscasters and their conservative/whore
bias is excellent.
Thanks for all you do.
Steve
http://www.livingsobriety.blogspot.com
,
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Still at 2006 prices!
Carter calls
out Crawford Cowboy
by Alan Bisbort
Excerpt:
So they sent out Tony Fratto to make their statement.
Are you kidding me?! Tony Fratto?! What is this,
Godfather VI?
The lapdog press, of course, framed it just as
the White House wanted:
"In a biting rebuke, the White House on Sunday
dismissed Carter as
'increasingly irrelevant' after his harsh criticism
of President Bush."
.
Carter backs
up, says he didn't mean it
Just when you thought he was showing some sac...
<Big Al Gore sigh...>
Just once, can't we say something truthful and
not apologize for it?
Quotes
"The Republicans were the ones who politicized
oversight. When Clinton was president,
there wasn't an accusation too small
for them to rush out and hold hearings. When Bush
became president, there wasn't a scandal
too large for them to ignore."
--
Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), chairman of the House committee on oversight,
reminding
the bastards of the over 1,000 subpoenas they issued Clinton,
Link
Henry's a fighter.
I'll bet he wonders how he got in a party of sacless whiners...
Subject: Bloggers are replacing network news
Network news channels like ABC and CBS are wondering
why they losing to war on news to the bloggers.
They can't understand why their market share
is dropping. Maybe it's because they don't know what news is.
For example ABC and CBS have yet to report the
power struggle between Gonzales and then Attorney General
John Ashcroft over the warrantless domestic wiretapping,
Acting Attorney General James Comey testified before
Congress that he prevented Gonzales from pressuring
Ashcroft in his hospital bed from reauthorizing Bush's illegal
wiretapping. This is news that is all over the
blogs but is being ignored by ABC and CBS.
People like me are turning to the bloggers for
real news and leaving the network news to those
who are more interested in celebrity gossip than
what is happening in the world.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
There's a military vet in New Hampshire who
has a message for Bush and his gang of thugs
Immigration
Inflation
Anti-immigration Conservatives and Greed
Excerpt:
Though they constantly say they loathe illegal
immigration, the GOP has happily turned the other way
while their corporate buddies exploit illegals
for profit. But, with an election on the horizon the situation
has snowballed into something ugly, and they're
being forced to do something not-eactly-hawkish about it.
Could the neocons have avoided this mess?
I think so. I think the GOP's habitual refusal
to address the federally mandated minimum wage, along with
the greed that drove their constituents to nurture
illegal immigration, has brought the right wing to this.
Study says 'She's the One'
Excerpt:
Clinton shows she can win. At this
point, Clinton clearly shows that she can win the states
that matter for the Democrats. And that is one
of the most important things in the primary;
to vote for someone that can win the general
election.
...but I also saw a headline, "Hillary falls
to third in Iowa."
Subject: Veronica Mars
Bart,
My daughter and I have watched every episode
of Veronica Mars and bought the DVDs.
Thank you for your ongoing support of one of
the finest shows on television.
As usual, only the most insipid and dumbed-down
shows survive.
Mary
Tomorrow night is the big two-hour series finale.
Quotes
"It feels like I'm ninety-five years old. It
feels rotten, physically, to tell you the truth.
When Robert Browning said "Grow old
[along] with me! The best is yet to be," he was
telling as much truth as George Bush
and Karl Rove."
-- Studs Terkel, who turned 95 on May 16th,
Link
Subject: you hacked up my e-mail
WTF!? You fabricate an argument with points not even made to avoid publishing the point you cannot refute.
Hillary knew. You know this ruins your argument.
What, you did not think I would catch your trick....
god, I wish I could warn others about what
you are up to with this kind of thing.
You have GOT to be getting a wee amount from Hillary's
war chest.
No longer any f-ing doubt.
No, she's giving all her e-money to DailyKos.com,
and I'm not getting a penny,
which is really stupid of Her, don't you think?
Off the top of my head, I'd say only Arianna has
been mocking her more than Kos, but lately,
Kos seems to be fully on the Hillary team since
she spent those big bucks on his site.
Don't quote my e-mail header if you are not going to quote my e-mail and the point I made.
There was an error on my part.
I wondered why I only had a header and two links,
but no text.
I remember reading your e-mail, but it got erased,
somehow.
BTW, there's nothing I need to hide from.
I don't need tricks to justify anything.
I don't have to hide from the facts.
Facts are my friends - we're on the same side,
me & the facts.
I went back to previous issue to find if I missed
the original. Nope.
Good christ you're a loser.
That may be true, but this was an accident.
Even "the great Bartcop" make a mistake now and
then.
If the future when you send something, could
you throttle back on the use of the "F" word?
I took the time to delete your vulgarisms this
time, and I'm a busy man.
I will be posting about this on Democracy Underground.
Mark
Oh please, not that!
What if I paid you to keep quiet?
ha ha
It was a mistake.
Saw it on whatnowtoons.com
Bill Clinton meets the vulgar Pigboy
Subject: BCR Shows 116/117
Hey, Bart!
Just doing a little catching up on the radio shows!
Man, that beat down of dead-beat DelGiorno is a riot.
I've listened to it about six or seven times
just to savor every last well-deserved invective. I think you forgot
to use my favorite word for people like Mike
DelGiorno - Hypocrite. That one word alone better sums up
what almost everyone on the Right is all about:
"Do As I Say, Not As I Do."
The funny thing is, you could have taken any sound
bite from any right-winger, drop it in place of
DelGiorno's audio, leave your comments in place
- and your entire rant would still make perfect sense.
Show 117 with the details of your Dallas road
trip was a nice balance and compliment to the Show 116.
Your Visa story, although upsetting for a variety
of reasons, was ultimately hilarious. Who hasn't been
through a situation like the one you described.
I think we've all had to deal with low-level, empty-headed
automatons at a credit card company at some point.
Too funny.
Keep up the great work. Your website continues
to be funny, informative, and the best
political commentary on the web (for those
of us with an IQ of 64).
-Dan
Visit our friends at evolvefish.com
Quotes
"In Europe, if you want to get the easiest
round of applause, attack America.
You can get a round of applause if
you attack the president."
--
Tony Blair, reminding us how hated Bush and America are around the world,
Link
Subject: Ron Paul for president
Excerpt:
Bart, I am going to make a confession.
For the first time in my life
I am supporting a Republican for President at
this time.
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Dr Laura
raised a pervert
Her son's rape/child molestation/Abu Graib web page
featuring 
Caught me Quotes
"There's a lot of speculation about what happened
and what didn't happen;
I'm not going to talk about it. It's
a very sensitive program."
-- Dubya, on Gonzales torturing Ashcroft on his sickbed to break the law,
Link
"Excuse me, it's not speculation. It is the
sworn testimony of the man you appointed as the
second-ranking law-enforcement officer in
the land. And while the program may be sensitive,
the question wasn't about the inner workings
of attempts to spy on terrorists. It was about
whether the attempt by Gonzales and Andy Card
to get the ailing Ashcroft to sign from his
sickbed was proper. Bush chose to dodge the
question instead."
-- Howard Kurtz,
Link
WOW!
Bush is in real trouble if Howie the Whore is
no longer spewing lies for him.
When you lose a tried-and-true soldier like Howie, it's time to start
packing, Monkey.
Subject: your blog
Bart, I wonder how many of those who contact you
to criticize do anything but surf and complain.
What do they do to inform the rest of us and
try to restore sanity to the U.S.A.?
Many thanks,
MA
The sane majority chooses not to write.
That's how I lost that debate that our soldiers are "just like" Al
Qaeda.
Quotes
"The Attorney General has the full confidence
of the President. He's focused on the job to keep
Americans safe, protect us from domestic
terrorism threats, child predators. We know that this
has been a difficult period since he
has committed so many crimes, but the Attorney General is
sticking to his job. We feel he's been
a very strong Attorney General, and we continue to support him."
-- WH spokesman Tony Fratto, asked about Gonzo's no confidence vote in
the Senate, Link
Why I hate
Barry Bonds
by liar, thief, whore and fraud George Will
Excerpt:
In a few games in 1969, the "Miracle Mets" had
an all-Mobile outfield. Five Hall of Famers were raised here
-- Satchel Paige, Willie McCovey, Ozzie Smith,
Billy Williams and Hank Aaron. As Barry Bonds continues
his gimpy, joyless pursuit of such glory as he
is eligible for, consider the odyssey of Mobile's greatest native son.
George Will likes baseball and he'll suck anything with "GOP" written on it.
I'm so old, I remember 1998.
George Will wrote 30 columns a week on how Clinton's immorality was
destroying the country,
how this was a nation conceived under the rule of law, and no president
was above the law when
it came to the details of his horsing around with the young thong flasher
with presidential kneepads..
Now, Bush has screwed America to death in every way imaginable, and
George Will, political whore,
thinks it's important we all think about baseball instead of the shitty
mess HIS HERO made of America.
3500 dead, maybe 60,000 amputees, Bush staying the course and George
f-ing Will wants to
scream at the black man for violating some invisible handjob baseball
rule that was never on the books.
Why don't the Democrats point to bastards
like George Will to show what liars
they are?
George Will KNOWS that Clinton's sex life didn't matter,
and George Will KNOWS that Bush's oil hardon has killed 3500
soldiers and maimed 60,000 more,
but he's a dirty, lousy, scumbag, douchebag Republican whore for hire,
like they all are, so he says,
"Baseball is more important than the dying
soldiers!"
Nevermind what the president is doing!
We need to stand behind George Bush
- right or wrong,
no matter how many thousands of military
familes are destroyed,
no matter how many hundreds of billions
this bloody quagmire is costing us,
the president is our leader and our
duty is to stand behind him..."
...and the Democrats remain silent on Will's overt hypocrisy
so he gets away with this shit year after year after year after f-ing
year.
How gutless and sacless can a majority party be?
Sometimes, I think *I* could do a better job...
Red State Update on Paris Hilton
The more you hate her, the more you'll love this.
Subject: Hillary and the others
Hi Bart,
I just wanted to say that Obama came to Atlanta
for a FREE rally. Edwards came to Atlanta for FREE
to speak at our annual JJ Dinner (which is a
democratic fundraiser but he shook "regular" people's hands for free).
Hillary comes the following weekend and charges
$75-1000 for a fundraiser.
Howard Dean comes to Atlanta the same weekend
and they charge $1000 for a visit with the man.
How can a normal everyday people ever hope to
meet the candidates they are going to vote for?
I'm beginning to believe the polls are influenced
by the media hype! What do you think?
You're the best Bart!
Joann L.
Joann, how does Obama raise money with free rallies?
As you know, I like Obama, but experience tells
us what to expect.
If he wins the nomination, the Nazi hate machine
will ask,
"Can we trust America's survival to an unqualified
negro named Hussein?"
It's a shame that politics has become what it has become.
Want to trade links?
Quotes
"Maybe this will help this marriage last, since
he's made it a job as well as a position in life.
Maybe he's found a new approach."
-- Larry Sabato, on Rudy Giuliani paying his wife for campain advice,
Link
Just another crooked, corrupt Republican.
Does he pay her for sex, too?
Bartcop Flashback
This is my 1995 interview with Rush the vulgar Pigboy
You might like it :)
Wait, this is from 1995.
This bartcop thing must be 12, not 11 years old.
Subject: Paris
Paris Hilton more famous than Robert Mitchum?
Get a grip man!!!!
Steve in England
Many people confuse having fame with deserving fame.
I'll bet 30% of today's kids know who Robert Mitchum was.
I wonder what percent have heard of Paris?
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We gotta burn (or sell) some FF miles so how about
Tequilafest San Fransisco?
Who wants to host a tons-of-fun Poker/Fine Tequila party?
Hell, we could meet at Tommy's
and sort everything out :)
We were in San Fransisco right after 9-11, but that was the Humboldt
trip,
and we kinda got lost in the tall trees and we never got to see much
of The City.
Or, we could fly to Dallas and try to track down those elusive
Mexican restaurants
but the airfare is free so we might as well fly somewhere exciting,
right?
So who's got a big house, or a club house we can rent for a night?
Bart,
I have the perfect place and
I
would love to host Tequilafest San Fran 2007!
Marty's Entertainment Page
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Fear of
Eating
by Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
Yesterday I did something risky: I ate a salad.
These are anxious days at the lunch table. For
all you know, there may be E. coli on your spinach,
salmonella in your peanut butter and melamine
in your pet's food and, because it was in the feed,
in your chicken sandwich.
Who's responsible for the new fear of eating?
Some blame globalization; some blame food-producing
corporations; some blame the Bush administration.
But I blame Milton Friedman.
The Mussolini of Manhattan
Excerpt:
With the Bush presidency in a free-fall and Republicans
scrambling to find a candidate with as little connection
as possible to the White House, cross-dressing
Giuliani is back at center stage. Despised in New York as a
lame-duck mayor through much of his second term,
Giuliani today is leading in opinion polls among contenders
for the Fascist nomination. In 2001, Time
Whore magazine declared him its "Person of the Year," and he became
known as "America's mayor." He projected an image
of a tough but compassionate leader who would unite
New Yorkers and "heal the wounds" of a traumatized
city."
But he made the trains run on time so he wasn't hung upside down.
Subject: the problem with Dennis Miller
Discuss
it on The Bartcop Forum
Discuss it on the BartBlog
Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,409....3,422
American victims
13
more families destroyed by Bush greed since last issue.
14
if you count the families of the kidnapped.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Michael
Moore's "Sicko"
by Nat Parry
Excerpt:
Moore said: "Bush's Treasury Secretary, Henry
Paulson, launched an investigation of a trip I took to Cuba
to film scenes for the movie. These scenes involve
a group of 9/11 rescue workers who are suffering from
illnesses obtained from working at Ground Zero.
They have received little or no help with their health care
from the government. I do not want to give away
what actually happens in the movie because I don't want
to spoil it for you (although I'm sure you'll
hear much about it after it unspools Saturday). Plus, our lawyers
have advised me to say little at this point,
as the film goes somewhere far scarier than "Cuba." Rest assured
of one thing: no laws were broken. All I've done
is violate the modern-day rule of journalism that says,
"ask no questions of those in power or your luncheon
privileges will be revoked."
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Subject: Useful Item for you
Dude! I ran across this
link to the memo you sometimes reference about the
GOP language to rip Dems.
You (and now, I) often use it when someone tries
to claim some "both sides do it" BS.
Anyway, I thought it might be of interest,
Have a great week!
Eddy
Eddy, thanks for that.
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