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Quote of the Day "I'm not comparing McCain to Hitler.   Hitler had a coherent tax policy."       -- Ann Coulter, always good for a quote,  Link   Crazy Quote of the Day "Hillary called for a June assassination of Obama.'       -- reader FPeleate, in an e-mail    I'm speechless - has that happened before?

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... RFK Jr: Take it easy  Small stories, big news  Betrayal  How we'll screw Obama  Worldwide Child Abuse  RFK shooting humor  Another Fake Scandal  GOP sees McCain blowout  Mandy Moore and Adams

Quotes

"There is no question she was citing the RFK murder of 40 years ago in the spirit of
  "anything can happen" and thus as a reason she should stay in the race against Obama."
       -- Michael Goodwin, (Whore) Obama fan and mind reader,    Link
 

 I'm so old, I remember when people didn't believe in mind readers.

 But in 2008, if you claim you can read a Clinton's mind, you can get rich
 and you can get famous and all you have to do is be willing to make shit up.
 

 Mr. Goodwin, seeing you grinning from ear to ear, practically giddy with glee discussing
 Clinton's comments made me realize just how ridiculous the so called journalists have become.
 This primary will be remembered for the disgusting and juvenile descent into the gutter of
 practically every media outlet in this country. You have become the worst of what a truly
 democratic society produces. God help us all.    Link
    --  Ainnj
 

 What Hillary said was, "Primaries often go into June," and then named two examples.
 But just like Jesse Jackson in Carolina, is has become a crime to state political facts.

 The Obama camp and the whore media made the decision to be horribly outraged
 and this is just the latest example of the GOP media trying to push our best fighter out of the race.
 

RFK Jr. Says 'No One Should Be Offended'
 But we can't make any money by not being offended,
 so fuck off Bobby - and mind your own damn business!!

 Jake Tapper would rather cut off
 his right hand than file this report.

 Link

 Excerpt:
This evening Robert Kennedy Jr. cautioned folks not to be offended at Clinton's mention
of his father's assassination when citing precedent for the primaries lasting until June.

In a statement, Kennedy Jr. said: "It is clear from the context that Hillary was invoking a familiar political
circumstance in order to support her decision to stay in the race through June. I have heard her make this
reference before, also citing her husband's 1992 race, both of which were hard fought through June.
I understand how highly charged the atmosphere is, but I think it is a mistake for people to take offense."
 

Bobby isn't free to speak his mind.
He know this isn't "a mistake."

You don't mistakenly scream "rape" if there was no rape. Screaming "rape" 
when there was no rape is something that an evil person decides to do.

Remember how mad Obama fans got when they quoted Obama saying,
"When's the last time you checked the price of arugula at the Safeway?"
They couldn't understand how anyone could take offense to that.

Or when Obama said, "Bitter people cling to guns & religion?"
They couldn't understand how anyone could take offense to that.

But when Hillary mentions a historical point from 40 years ago, the Obama camp and
the whore media wake up to find it's Christmas Day and they have hundreds of presents.

Gosh, for a Clinton hater, can it get any better than this?
We might lose in November, but we're sure having fun today.
 

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Quotes

"Hey, I know it looks bad for me now. But, think about it.
  Obama could get shot and I'd get to be the nominee after all."
      -- what the whore media claim she said
 

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Subject: Obama accuses Clinton of stoking up anger?

 Obama is accusing Clinton of stoking up anger in Michigan and Florida over the Democratic Party's
decision to ignore their votes. I don't think Obama gets it.   The voters aren't angry because of Clinton,
they are angry because their votes aren't being counted.   It's Obama who decided to remove his name
from the ballot in Michigan and the Democratic Party who are making voters angry. Clinton is trying to
allow their votes to be counted so that they aren't angry.

If Florida and Michigan aren't counted in the primary then how do you think they will vote in the general
election when Florida and Michigan do count? Do you think these states will vote for the party and the
candidate who takes away their vote?

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
 

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How small stories become big news!!!

 Link

 Excerpt:
The signature defect of modern political journalism is that it has shredded the ideal of proportionality.

A shot of Chinaco for the guy who wrote that.

Important stories, after months of serious reporting, can disappear with barely a whisper
while handjobby horseshit can dominate the campaign narrative for days.

This Just In...
Tim Russert was hospitalized for dehydration after suffering a nine-hour orgasm.

This weekend's feigned outrage over Her RFK remark is an especially vivid example 
of modern journalism as hyperkinetic child - overstimulated by speed and hunger for
a head-turning angle that will draw an audience.

"Fuck - it does NOT get any better than this."
 This is why I became a journalist, Holy Jesus!"

The truth about what Clinton said was entirely beside the point.

Her comment was only big news when set aflame by a pro-Obama media more
concerned with being interesting and provocative than in being relevant or serious.
But whore websites and cable news gave the story trumpets-blaring treatment.

"I've never been so proud to be a journalist."
 

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Subject: re Hillisteria over RFK!

Bart, this is total insanity, what we are witnessing here?

It's the total meltdown of American media.  It's sad, it's scary, it's mob behavior.
Bush has destroyed our 1st and 4th amendments, but who destroyed the Fourth Estate?

RFK Jr. issued a statement of support for Hillary yesterday.  The Argus editorial board
also issued a statement of clarification, obviously trying to tamp down the growing irrational
rage which maybe they feel responsible for.

Why aren't CNN, MSNBC, Air America et al the whores 
passing along these clarifying statements to the public?
  Mary in Florida
 

 I can answer that last question:
 CNN, MSNBC, Air America et al, the media whores are not in the news business.

 They are in the revenue generating business and they can make slightly more money
 by screaming lies about Hillary than they can telling the truth.
 

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NY Whore Paper Headlines

"HILLARY SAID WHAT?
   -- New York Whore Post
 

"HILLARY'S KILLER GAFFE",
      -- NY Daily Whore Post
 

 Saw the headlines on Meet the Whore where this week,  Timmy had SIX 
 Hillary haters on to discuss the murder contract She put out on Obama.

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What Bartcop said

 Link

> Barack also said there was "no place for that in this campaign," but, of course, 
> he couldn't say what "that" was, because the Clintons' crimes are always undefinable. 

Bingo. Double bingo. Triple f-ing bingo. 
Special Bazillion-Dollar Jackpot Happy Hour Triple-Bonus Pony bingo.
 

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 Link
 

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Subject: rising gas prices

Bart,

Today I heard some Euro-trash say that Americans are "whining" about high gas prices.
To him, it's a bargain. Of course, he's an asshole.

1. My home state is bigger than most European countries.
2. I have a 15 hour drive just to see Mom and Dad.
3. His ass is free because America pumped a shitload of it's own oil into saving it during World War II.

These f-ing people....
  Steve
 

 Steve, in Europe, the price of gas is higher but they get free health care.

 They might pay an extra $100 a month for petrol,
 but we have to pay an extra $1,000 a month for health insurance.

 What could you do with an extra $900 a month?
 

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How we plan to screw Obama
 by America's whore press

 Link

 Excerpt:
According to Terry Moran, the co-anchor of ABC's Nightline, the shift toward focusing on
Obama's personality means the question is no longer "Is America ready for a black president?"
And once Obama locks in the Democratic nomination, the issue of race will subside.

ha ha

Christ!
I'll bet my house, my car, my computer and my Zeppelin tapes that that won't happen.

"...the issue of race will subside?"

ha ha

I don't know the stock market terms like a man of my intellect should,
but I think I'd like to short and go "all in" on America forgetting about race.

Am I the last sane man in North America?

It's frustrating to see half the Democrats falling into this trap.
Since the whore media loves Obama, Obama fans see that as,
"He's such a winner, he's even won over the whore press!"

They forget - they're called the "whore" press for a reason.
The truth is, they want to build him up so they can f-ing break him.
 

Instead, voters will begin scrutinizing Obama as a man and decide the race
on more substantial issues like his voting record and whether his experience
qualifies him for the White House.
 

Oh, perfect!
You push the guy, you bend-over-backwards to advance him while sliming his opponent,
and once he gets nominated, THEN you'll ask if his experience qualifies him for the White House?

If you're not convinced he's qualified, why are you giving him millions of dollars worth of positive
publicity every day?   So you can screw him in the final stages and help those Bush bastards
with their torture, their kidnappings, their spying on us and their fake war-for-oil snatching?

My nightmare:
Soon after Obama gets the nomination, our whore media will turn on Obama like a f-ing shark,
they'll start doing to him what they've been doing to the Clintons for 17 years and then I'll get e-mails:

"Bart, why didn't you tell us this was coming?"
 

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 Subject: Belinda, last issue

 Bart:
 Belinda is simply wrong. You have not trashed Obama.
 We will see what trashing Obama looks like after the convention.
  E.L.
 

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Subject: Hillary-Obama wars

You are so right about the Hillary-Obama wars.
Obama is just OK - what's he really done on Iraq or anything else?

You need to watch what you say.
Asking questions can cause trouble.

But I've voted for every Democrat since McGovern and nothing will change.
All my Democrat friends at work are now Hillary haters.
She's a good hearted do-gooder, and will make an awesome President.

We've officially gone insane.
 Carlton
 

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Worldwide Child Abuse
 If God is so powerful - where is he?

 Link

  Excerpt:
Sexual abuse of children by aid workers and peacekeepers is rife and efforts to protect 
young people are inadequate, said a report published on Tuesday. 
 
The study by charity Save the Children UK said there were significant levels of abuse in emergencies, 
much of it unreported and unless the silence ended, it won't ever end.

Accusations of sexual abuse by U.N. peacekeepers and aid workers around the world have increased 
in recent years and the United Nations is investigating claims against its soldiers in hotspots such as 
Haiti, Liberia, Ivory Coast and the Democratic Republic of Congo.

The study found a huge range of exploitation and abuse: children trading sex for food, forced sex, 
verbal sexual abuse, child prostitution, child pornography, sexual slavery, sexual assault and child trafficking.
The focus groups identified children as young as six as having been abused, although most were aged 14 to 15.

I've mentioned geography as the big factor.

If you're born in Kennebunkport, you can own this planet even if you're an evil, brainless prick.
If you're born in the midwest, and have a smart mouth, even if you're stupid, you can eek out a living.
If you're born in Nueva Laredo, you might hit a home run and make $23K cleaning rooms in Vegas.
If you're born in maybe (I need a staff) half the world, you have to work like a dog just to eat.

Too bad God couldn't come up with a fair way of distributing wealth.

But it's the same way with sexual slavery.
In many parts of the world, a women does "X" or she doesn't eat.

Thanks again, God.
 

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 Subject: shame on Hillary

 Who's hand was up Hillary's back when said. "I won't drop out of the race
 because you never know what might happen - including assassinations?"

 Really?  Is that what she said?

 I'll bet you can't produce audio or video of her saying that.

 Oh, but you can find it in PRINT, in thousands of blogs and news stories,
 but no audio or video of that exists because that never happened.

 Your media is lying to you again.
 

 C'mon Bart, you've already lost your mind-go for it!
  John F

 John, go for what?
 The media spin vs what she really said?

 Why would I agree to accept media horseshit and throw away the facts?
 When did facts become our enemy?
 

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Quotes

"Insulting Bill and/or Hillary Clinton does not appear to be the primary goal of any of
the blacks who have made their views on this election known to me...  I'm on the verge
of believing that I'm being insulted, that it is being said that I could not have higher
motivations and/or that if I did, I could not satisfy them with a black person.

Yea, that's insulting.
    -- CAFKIA, from a column called "Answering Bartcop."
 

 It would appear I have insulted Mr or Ms. CAFKIA, but I can't be sure because
 that underlined sentence is one of those tough-to-diagram-on-a-blackboard sentences.

 I find it odd that in this political season, asking "why black Americans so readily deserted
 the Clintons and ran to the camp of a relative unknown, political newby" is insulting.
 

 Would it have been less insulting if I had a black friend ask the question, instead?

 Is it wrong to ask why the Clintons oldest and best friends have left them?

 How many years must a man be in politics before he can ask such a question?

 What alternate words could I have used that would've been les insulting?

 Or is it just not acceptable to ask questions any more?
 

 Is it our duty to fall in line behind Obama and hope?
 

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 Subject: Obama

Dear Bart: long time reader, lifelong Democrat.

I cannot and will not vote for Obama this fall. I understand your position on Democratic unity,
but I want to suggest that you will probably come to regret it. Obama will drag the Democratic
party so far down that it will take a generation for it to get back into contention for national leadership.

I predict that if Obama is elected the result will be so bad that the Dems will quickly lose their
majority in Congress -- and the Republicans will come roaring back from their Bush debacle.

Please consider this -- I'd love to read your thoughts on the issue.
--Mark
 

 Mark, first thing - vote democrat in November - you have to or you're condemning
 us and the next generation to never-ending wars and a Fascist dog Supreme Court.
 No matter how angry you are, you can't do that to us.

 Second, Obama could be the next FDR - we just don't know. 

 When you call up a player from your farm club and he gets 3 hits in his first game,
 he might be the next Mickey Mantle or that might be the only multi-hit game of his career,
 you just don't know.

 It looks like Democrats are sidelining their .330 hitter to give the new kid a chance.
 Sounds a little crazy to me, but I've been wrong before - seriously...
 

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Quotes

"Because a person - who can let hang in mid-air the prospect that she might be 
  sticking around in case the other guy gets shot - has no business being president."
     -- Keith Olbermann, always fair to Hillary,  Link
 

 Who knew "invoking" would get so many pundit panties in a wad?
 

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Subject: I wrote the HRC campaign

Dear Bart,

Yesterday I wrote a harsh letter to the HRC camp and told them exactly what I think of the way
they treated you, one of their best supporters.  I reminded them that they spend gobs of campaign
money on sites that constantly trash both Hillary and Bill then ignore one of the very few sites left
that defend the Clintons.  I really vented!

Still have not received any answer from them as of this AM, don't expect to, only got the usual
automated "thanks, send money" email.  Are they all too stupid to realize this election is being
decided on the internet and they need all the support they can get?
 K&K
 

The worst part was seeing them give tens of thousands of dollars to KOS.
What were they thinking?

Throwing huge sums of money at the Great and Powerful KOS was almost as stupid as
the White House hiring Stephen Colbert to mock Der Fuhrer's monkey ass on live TV.

I used to say Hillary's campaign was the only one who didn't need my help.
Looks like that was another bartcop error.
 

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Why Would I Drop Out Before Obama Is Assassinated?
  by my good friend David Rees  (Maybe he has kids in college and needs the money?)

 Link

 Excerpt:
I just read something remarkable. "Remarkable" as in,
"It is remarkable that my eyeballs are still in my head after reading that."

In an interview, Hillary Clinton brought up Bobby Kennedy's June, 1968 assassination
as an argument against her dropping out of the Democratic primary.

"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary
somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated
in June in California. I don't understand it," she said, dismissing calls to drop out.

She has a point: June is a great month for political assassinations.

Why drop out of the race before all the assassins have had their say?
 

So, it's wrong to say campaigns often last thru June
but it's OK to mention RFK's assassination for laughs?

I guess if you hate the Clintons, there's no such thing as out-of-bounds...
 

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 Subject: Can someone please kick Howard Dean in the balls...

...and get him to set up the freaking unity ticket???  'Bout half the dems like her, half like him
--make it clear NOW that they're both going to be on the ticket somehow so stop spending
ANY time, energy, and resources trying to beat the other.  Let the insane delegate, super-delegate,
ignore the popular vote (not to mention ELECTORAL vote) determine who gets the top of the ticket,
but for christsakes make it stop!

The Democrats are damned determined to lose this thing.

I have a horrible feeling we're going to be hailing Herr Fuhrer McCain (or his VP when he dies).
Keep hammering - and good christ do I hope I am wrong.
 Phil in DE
 
 

 Phil, I hope we're both wrong.

 Howard Dean seems to be content to stand there and do nothing besides
 the occasional guest shot on Jay Leno.  Why should he get involved when
 his party is committing suicide when they had this race won months ago?
 

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60 Minutes Quotes

KROFT: "A number of years ago, Colin Powell was thinking about running for president,
and his wife, Alma, really did not want him to run.  She was worried about some crazy
person with a gun. Is that something that you think about?"

MICHELLE: "...as a black man, Barack can get shot going to the gas station..."
 

 If Hillary had said that, the Clintons would probably have to leave the country.

 Sometimes statements of fact are acceptable ...and sometimes they're not.

 It all depends on how fast you can fake some outrage and who the media wants to harm.
 

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Another Fake Scandal
 by Pauk Krugman

 Link

 Excerpt:
It is almost appropriate that the final days of the campaign have been marked by yet another
fake Clinton scandal -RFK gate - the latest in a long line that goes all the way back to Whitewater.

It's absurd to suggest, as some Obama supporters immediately did, that Mrs. Clinton was making
some kind of dark hint about Obama's future. But then, it was equally absurd to portray her assertion
that it took LBJ's political skills to turn MLK's vision into legislation as politicizing race. 

Yet the claim that she was playing the race card, which was promoted by some Obama 
supporters as well as in a memo by a member of  Obama's staff, achieved wide currency.

Obama will be the Democratic nominee. But he has a problem: many grass-roots Clinton supporters
feel that she has received unfair, even grotesque treatment. And the lingering bitterness from the primary
campaign could cost Obama the White House.

It's up to Obama to deliver the unity he has always promised - starting with his own party..
 

 Six months ago, Democrats were as united as I've ever seen in my 54 years,
 and then Obama's "fierce urgency of now" came along.
 

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Hot lesbian for Hillary 

Guys - trust me. 
1.3M views so far 

 GOP mulls McCain 'blowout'

 Link

 Excerpt:
The contours of the electoral map, combined with McCain's unique strengths and the nature of
Obama's possible vulnerabilities, have led to a cautious and muted optimism that McCain could
actually surpass Bush's 35-electoral-vote victory in 2004. Though they expect he would finish
far closer to Obama in the popular vote, the thinking is that he could win by as many 50 electoral votes.

50 electoral votes is considerably larger than either Bush "victory."

"A win by 40 or 50 electoral votes would be a watershed event with all the issues that were stacked
against McCain from the very beginning," said David Woodard, a Republican pollster. "But it could
happen...   I'm thinking that Republicans could win by 40 electoral votes.
 

 Anything I said here would only make you more angry.
 

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Old business

 I think I got two e-mails on Randi's Hillary-will-murder-me insanity.

 I got zero e-mails on why Idaho's 13,000 vote victory got more delegates 
 for Obama than Pennsylvania's 200,000 vote victory got for Hillary.

 ...but I got a lot of e-mails pointing out how much Molly hated the Clintons.
 

 If I could just learn to concentrate on what's important... 
 

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Subject: Think about it...

If the football game is over, the final score has been posted, and the lights are off,
if the losing team is still running around the field, pretending the game is still on,
should we really be applauding their efforts, celebrating their refusal to concede defeat?

And, what should we think of their fans who still sit in the bleachers, cheering wildly
as the team goes through the motions, hoping that somehow the other team will
come back and they'll turn the stadium lights back on?
 Keith in LaPlace, LA
 

Keith I can prove you're not being honest - you ready?

If the game is over, then let's bet on who won.

That's so simple, I'm surprised you didn't think of it first.

> What odds can a delusional old friend get?

> From the way you talk, I'd say 20-1 is about right - what do you think?
> I'll put up $50, you put up $1000 and loser pays St Jude's Hospital - deal?

> I'll take the "immoral, desperate, no-integrity, position-changing, cheater,
> liar and rule-breaker who nobody could cheer for" and you can have Obama.

> C'mon, let's gamble like men and help some sick kids in the process.

> Do we have a deal?

> Wait, let me guess - gambling is wrong, am I correct?

 ha ha
> People are always uber-hyper confident - until it's time to get their wallets out.
 

The game is over, the final score has been posted and the lights are off,
so is Keith prepared to bet on the game?
 

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Quotes

"China, the ChiComs, signed a one-billion-dollar nuclear fuel deal with the Russkies, 
strengthening Moscow's role as a supplier to the fast-growing Chinese nuclear power industry. 
They're not going to put up with anyone saying, "Hey, you can't do that because of the polar bear. 
Hey, you can't do that because of the humpback whale. Hey, you can't do that because of 
the Australian rabid bat," and the Russians are not going to put up with that stuff, either."
      --  Der vulgar Pigboy, crying a river because we're not more like China and Russia
 

 Thanks to MicMac
 

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Election Year Anomoly

 This year, Obama and McCain have both had to back away from religious insanity.

 Most election years, the candidates are forced to cozy up to religious insanity,
 so why has it gone out of style this year?

 On CNN last night, some Catholic dude said Rev Hagey (sp?) has been attacking
 Catholics and making a looooooot of money doing it over the years.
 

 Do you think once a year all the religio-frauds go to Vegas and do some cocaine
 and.screw some hookers and laugh at how stupid their congregations are?
 

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Subject: I am pissed

Bart this is such bullshit.
Obama has thousands of websites who have been kissing his butt since the beginning
and you dared to be objective, and the Obama supporters blame you for this "mess"?

I have always said that I would vote for Obama, but they must understand how hard it is 
for many of us Hillary supporters.  Do they not understand that we like our candidate as
much as they like theirs?

For sure, they DO NOT understand that.
They see support for Hillary as proof that we have lost touch with reality.

They can't see anything but Obama's greatness - and what's odd is they demand 
that we respect him while they scream"f-ing whore" & "murderer" at her.
 

They trash her and her supporters as if we are all evil twisted retards.
I am f-ing pissed.
 John K

 Me too, but maybe this will go away when we get a nominee - or a ticket.
 

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Subject: the worst race card I've ever seen

Bart, I just found a website by an otherwise-somewhat-reasonable blogger (a black attorney in Philadelphia) 
with a photo-shopped picture of Hillary and Bill at a lynching that looks like it's from the 1930s or so... 
The Clintons are looking over their shoulder at the "camera" and smiling.

It's disgusting. 
Many people (and some on Obama's staff) have tried to accuse the Clintons of being racist, 
but this goes beyond anything I've ever seen. Why would a black person hate the Clintons so much? 
Why would anybody hate the Clintons so much?

It is titled "You know I have seen this picture a few times before, but I never noticed Hillary and Bill."

http://field-negro.blogspot.com

Has any Clinton-supporting site ever put up anything so hateful?
 Sam D
 

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 Subject: 75,000 came out to see Obama?

Unmentioned in national reporting was the fact that Obama was preceded by a rare, 45-minute
free concert by actual rock stars The Decemberists. The Portland-based band has drawn rave reviews
from Rolling Stone magazine.         Link
 Funky Pink
 

They led us to believe all those people showed up to hear Obama.

If only the whore media would give us the facts, but noooo... 
it's their job to help their favorite candidate get the nomination.
 

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 Subject: the choices we make

 Obama doesn't have a snowballs chance in Hell of winning the real deal, but he'll walk away with
 the nomination mostly because our aversion to racism is much higher than our aversion to sexism.

 I give the repubs until just when our convention starts before they start playing hardball.
 And once they do, odds are we're completely fucked.

"It's the Democrat's to lose," was what they all said last Nov/Dec.
 It remains to be seen how we play the hand we're dealt.

 May God Bless America, or at least have mercy on Earth itself.
  Tamara
 

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Subject: Clintons killing people

Yes they kill people, they stack them up like cord wood in a secret room in Clinton's presidential library.
This is a fact, how do I know? 
I have so many sources I'll just list a few:

Freerepublic.com, Gene Robinson, Dana Milbank, Mo Dowd, Randi Rhodes, Kos,
Move on, Olberman, Buzzflash, Democratic Underground, Bob Herbert, etc. - Whew!

You might notice that all but one of these sources are democrats, so that should be proof enough.
 Bill from Ct
 

Bill, you forgot, Consortiumnews.com, Huffy Post, MSGOP, CNN, The New York Whore Times
well, the list is endless - America's whore media does NOT want a Clinton to fix Bush's Amerikkka.  
 

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Facts and opinions

 Obama and Hillary each have about half the party - I'd say that's a fact.
 Hillary seems to have the momentum - but that would be more of an opinion.

 So if Obama does NOT choose her as his running mate, my opinion is that he'll piss off
 about half the Democrats he needs to beat McCain.  So if he loses, it's my opinion that
 Hillary will be blamed for Obama putting his pride before party and country.

 IF Obama's pride forces America to endure another four years of Bush's disaster policies,
 would it be a fact that his future in politics is over?

 The future of the planet, the history of America and tens or hundreds of thousands
 of lives probably ride on his choice of running mate - anybody disagree with that?
 

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Our whore press

I got an e-mail from a friend whose husband trained a very famous horse.

"There are reporters out to the barn every day trying to get my husband to say
something bad about Big Brown and compare him to (my husband's horse.)
My husband thinks Big Brown will win the triple crown. Big Brown's trainer
knows what he is doing with a horse. He is a good horseman and my husband
thinks he will get the job done on Belmont Day. "

Because her husband is a good man, he's not taking the bait, but isn't that just like
our whore press?  Begging an expert to say something nasty about a horse?

You can't say it too often:  Fuck the press.
 

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Subject: can't always get what you want?

What is it now with you!!
Is blackmail from the Klinton Kamp acceptable to ya.

Are those questions?
 

We have to make Hillary VP or she won't go away
and give another 4 years to republicans.!!!!!

She has maybe 49% of the party and the momentum.
Can Obama win with 1/2 of 1/2 the voters?
 

I use to come on here every dAY, BUT NOW YOU JUST COME
ACROSS AS THE DUMB OKIE RACIST YOU REALLY ARE!!!
 Steve in Austin

I take it you're an Obama fan?
I could tell by your friendly and inclusive tone.
 

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Subject: hey from Moscow

Hi Bart,

I've been watching this whole thing unfold for awhile now
and to tell the truth you are my anchor in the storm.

Sitting here in Moscow (not in Idaho but the real deal), Russia,
I wonder who the hell is going to get the most disgusting people on the planet out of power.

The only one who fits the bill is Hillary.
She has all the right voters lined up to defeat the piggies in November.

The guys here are gearing up for McSame to win it.
I'm getting a Russian passport in addition to my US.
It's just called keeping all options on the table  :-)

Don't give up on Hillary.  She's our only hope. Obama just doesn't have what it takes
to defeat the latest incarnation of the Third Reich. At least not this time.
And especially from here, the Third Reich is not taken lightly.

Keep it up my man,
 Pashu
 

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Worldwide Bartcop

They read it in Benin, Nigeria

They read it in Monroe, North Carolina 

They read it in Jakarta, Jawa Barat, Indonesia 

They read it in Suplee, Pennsylvania 

They read it in Plac, Pays de la Loire, France 
 

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Subject: the Clinton plan to win

Bottom line: She said she's staying in the race, among other reasons, just in case some crazy assassinates Obama.

No, that's what the lying whore media claimed she meant to imply.

Keith Olbermann said
"She invoked RFK's assassination as a seeming reason for her campaign."

He has to lead you to the conclusion that She wants someone to shoot Obama
because you can't get there from what she said without Keith's interpretation.

Is your English so bad that you need to whore media to tell you what she said?

This is just unbelievable.
 FPeleate
 

FP, what's unbelievable is that you'd fall for it.

They said, "Bitch, it's May, why you still in this race?" and her reply was,
"Campaigns often go into May, and sometimes June."

But you've chosen to hear something else.

In a couple of weeks, your heroes in the media are going to turn on Obama
and it's unbelievable that you can't see that.
 

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Subject: why blacks possibly feel insulted

There is a general but, rarely openly stated, view that blacks are supporting Obama
simply because he is black.  While I agree that his ancestry is among the things I considered,
it was hardly the only thing.  Nor was it even asimple one-to-one consideration.

The possible insult is the intimation that we could not or would not do a complex analysis
and come to the conclusion that Obama was the best choice.
 Dupree
 

 So, if 92 or 93 percent of blacks vote for for the black candidate,
 it's insulting to say blacks tend to vote for one of their own?

 To be a good Democrat, I have to say 92 percent does NOT constitute a trend?
 

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It's been a rough 6 months, but I'm very optimistic.
Right-wing nutjobs are on the way out.

I'm a Hillary supporter and I'm concerned about the infighting.
But, I'm hopeful that will be put aside for a crushing victory in November.
Keep swinging the big hammer
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