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 Thurs-Fri   June 26-27, 2008  Vol 2169 - Lastinghead

Quote of the Day

"If McCain wins, he'ss going to pick a Supreme 
  Court that will roll back every gain women have 
  made in the last 50 years."
      -- Obama, using that BIG hammer,       Link

  The bad news?
  That was a private conversation.
  Will he say that in public?

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Obama angers his base HOT
Arrow Gene Lyons on Russert
Arrow Pope conspiracy HOT
Arrow Surge Protection 
Arrow No ice at the North Pole 
Arrow Olbermann: Then and now 
Arrow Oil Higher, Stocks lower HOT
Arrow Enroning America  HOT
Arrow Paris Hilton Donates


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"It terrifies me the thought that Obama might be our commander in chief,
  might be in the Oval Office, might be the leader of the free world..."
     -- James Dobson,  top pinhead at Focus on the Handjob    Link

 Hey James, what are you afraid of?

 Are you thinking he might lie us into losing 3 bloody wars, killing 4100 soldiers?
 Are you thinking he might bankrupt our country and break our military?
 Are you worried he might turn the whole world against us?

 Only a real fuck-up would do that...


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Obama angers his base


When John Edwards dropped out, the progressive Netroots took their affections to Obama.
But with his support of the new FISA bill that offers retroactive immunity to telecommunications
companies - a bill that he vowed last year to filibuster - the honeymoon has ended.

Disappointed over his position on the FISA Act, the online activists feel jilted and betrayed
and have taken to questioning his progressive credentials. One prominent blogger, Atrios,
has even given him the moniker "Wanker of the Day."

"He broke faith," said Matt Stoller, a political consultant and blogger at
"Obama pledged to filibuster, and he is part of that old politics, in this case, that he said he wasn't.
It will spur us to challenge him."

When asked at Wednesday's press conference why he changed his mind, 
Obama said the bill had changed so his position changed.

 Subject: angry with Obama

He now supports the FISA "compromise."

I don't know that this FISA thing is the worst thing to happen in our fucked up political
situation this month, maybe I just find it emblematic of the state of the union as a whole
but I'm really finding this one to be particularly hard to swallow.

I'm pretty close to making it my personal deal breaker.
 Robert J

The Democrats have betrayed the public trust as badly as the Republicans. We have been
USED badly by Pelosi and Reid.   Obama will not make a strong stand on this. I can only
believe that they have common interests to protect, and that it doesn't matter who is elected.

I have to admit, I was pretty pissed when you went for Hillary.
I even stopped donating to your site because of it.
Now here I am eating dirt.

Obama is a total sell-out with no spine.
There is no "hope" or "change". It was all a load of crap.

Deanna, this is why I said a Hillary victory would kill
If Hillary had won, then changed her mind on that FISA deal, I would have 
lost half my subscribers in one day, so I thank Koresh things didn't work out.

Truth is, Obama was seen my many/most people as the "perfect candidate," 
so now that he seems less-than-perfect, those people are super-disappointed.

It's much too early to give up on Obama.
Hell, he hasn't even taken office yet :)


"Tea leaf readers note that Chuck Schumer also announced today that he's voting
against the FISA bill.    Will Hillary follow suit?   It seems like a huge opening for her
to repair relations with progressives angry with her over her treatment of Obama
during the primary. On the other hand, some Dems note a complicating factor:
If Hillary votes against the bill, it could cast a bit of a shadow over the planned
"unity" Hillary-Obama event on Friday.
     -- Josh Marshall,    Link

 So, when Hillary and Obama share the stage today,
 Hillary will be the liberal - and Obama is defending the status quo?

 Politics can be weird sometimes.

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"Retroactive immunity is on the table today...   What is at stake is an open debate
on security and liberty...This bill does not say, 'Trust the American people; Trust the
courts and judges and juries to come to just decisions.' Retroactive immunity sends a
message that is crystal clear...And that message comes straight from Bush's mouth.
'Trust me.'...What is the basis for that trust? I don't think you can hold the rule
of law in any greater contempt than sanctioning torture..."
     -- Chris Dodd on that FISA bill    Link

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Can you guess the country?

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 Subject: Can McCain legally be president?


If I have this correct, it's ok to deny habeas corpus to Gitmo detainees 
because it's a military base and not part of the U.S. 

But it's ok if someone born on a military base not in the U.S. to run for president?  
Jon in Ohio

Good question, and it's just like pour Democrats to remain silent on that, but then,
remember how they remained silent when two super-rich oil men from Texas ran on
the same ticket for the White House?   We didn't object to that, either.

Maybe Democrats should change their name to the
"We don't object to anything the GOP does" party?

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Used with permission

Russert was among the Worst
 by Gene Lyons


Like Paris Hilton, many D. C. courtierjournalists are famous largely for being famous. 
I once asked a TV news director for a raise. He tried flattery, saying viewers treasured 
my poor man's Andy Rooney act. I scoffed. Then he got real. 

"Look," he said, "we could find a wino under a bridge, buy him a suit, teach him
to read a TelePrompTer and make him a star." The station was paying all it could. 
We parted ways amicably.

Russert was among the worst. Like most, he obsessed over Bill Clinton's sexual sins, 
but handled the Bush administration's Iraq war propaganda like the Baltimore Catechism: 
Memorize, regurgitate.   (That sounds a little familiar)

Linda Hirshman nails it in The Nation: "The political leaders who did the best answering 
Russert's questions in the last seven years - Rumsfeld, Cheney and Powell - are the authors 
of the most disastrous American foreign policy since Vietnam and maybe since 1776. 
The Russert Test was a disaster because it rewarded people willing to lie unabashedly on TV." 
And that's the truth. 

Excellent work, Gene.
I'm ready to let Russert go but Gene Lyons has been white hot lately
and his truthful observations on our worst media whores must not be ignored. 

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Subject: Pope conspiracy


Would you explain to me why you keep depicting the Pope
as RUNNING some sort of child abuse network?

What word would you rather I use?

Like Bush and Vito Corleone, I doubt the Pope is very "hands on,"
but his reluctance to stop the systematic rapes is appalling beyond f-ing belief.
Isn't he supposed to be a man of God?

Priest rapes a 7 year old, Church writes the family a check and moves the priest to a
new parish that has no idea what kind of monster just became the kids' new "friend."

Priest rapes a dozen 9 year olds, Church writes the families a check and moves the priest
to a new parish that has no idea what kind of monster just became the kids' new "friend."

Priest rapes an entire class of second graders, Church writes the families a check and moves
the priest to a new parish that has no idea what kind of monster just became the kids' new "friend."

Excuse me...

If McDonald's managers were systematically raping children at Playland, and the McDonald's
corporation moved those managers to new locations where they raped even more children,
America would demand that every McDonald's be immediately dismantled and sold for scrap.

But since the Pope endorses these crimes with his devout inaction - the rapes continue.
Why doesn't that make every Catholic and every American sick?

When they die,
where will God send those who run the Organized Child Rape Empire based in Rome?

I'm thinking Hell.

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"Part of the reason that Obama will win is that the country wants a Democratic president 
  because Bill Clinton was the best president the country has had since the '60s."  
   -- Rich in NJ  (Rude Rich?) explaining why the voters dumped Hillary,   Link

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Random Thought...

 If I have a really lucky day, BCR 142 will get uploaded, 
 but so many things take more time than there are hours in the day.

 If there were 30 hours in a day we'd probably be on BCR Show 242.

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Subject: Hanoi Hilton HOT


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Surge Protection

The notion that we could just waltz in and inject democracy into an extremely complicated, devout 
and ancient culture smacked--still smacks--of neocolonialist legerdemain. The fact that a great many 
Jewish neoconservatives--people like Joe Lieberman and the crowd over at Commentary--plumped 
for this war, and now for an even more foolish assault on Iran, raised the question of divided loyalties: 
using U.S. military power, U.S. lives and money, to make the world safe for Israel. And then there is 
the question--made manifest by the no-bid contracts offered U.S. oil companies by the Iraqis--of two 
oil executives, Bush and Cheney, securing a new source of business for their Texas buddies.

The surge has reduced violence. We should all be thrilled about that, but what we're talking about here 
is whipped cream on a pile of fertilizer--a regional policy unprecedented in its stupidity and squalor.

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Subject: My Truisms HOT


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"Anyone considering voting for McCain should really take a hard look at the 
  Supreme Court's decisions over the last week. Even when they were on the 
  right side of an issue, the vote was 5-4 when they were slam dunk 9-0 cases."  
    -- Amelie,    TPM

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Scholars make finds in Nazi archive 
 Will they find anything on Prescott Bush?



From prison brothels to slave labor camps, 15 scholars concluded a two-week probe Thursday 
of an untapped repository of millions of Nazi records, and hailed it as a rich vein of raw material 
that will deepen the study of the Holocaust.

It was the first concentrated academic sweep of the long-private archive administered by the 
International Tracing Service since it opened its doors last November to Holocaust survivors, 
victims relatives and historical researchers.

The opening of the files followed pressure from survivors and from the U.S. Holocaust Museum. 
The importance of the archive was highlighted in a series of stories by The Whore AP, which was 
the first news organization to be granted extensive access to the long-restricted papers.


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"But I'll tell you what they don't want...  Yhey don't want a population of citizens capable
of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical
thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests.
They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out
how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.
You know what they want? Obedient workers - people who are just smart enough to run the
machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly
shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and
the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming
for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they
can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it.
They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you
ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club."
      -- George Carlin   as quoted by The Hillary-hating Nation

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see more at


"We're going to shoot them all in the head. If we think that they are against us, 
  we're going to shoot them and kill them, period. Because that's the only thing 
  we've got going for us is we can put them away and get information. If we can't 
  put them away and they're going to use our court system, kill them." 
   --  the horrible little man Glenn Beck, on the 'tragedy' that the Supreme Court
       says suspects should be allowed to have their day in court.

 Of all the small-minded Nazis in the country, this guy gets his own show on Whore CNN?

 Reminder: When we invaded Afghanistan, the military offered to pay $3000-$5000
 to anyone who was alleged to be Al Qaeda - so suddenly they were everywhere.

 They had to let many "combatants" go because they were innocent,
 but that ignorant fuck Glenn Beck wants them to be murdered, anyway.

 How do we lose elections to these 17th century huns?

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Subject: How to bring $30 barrel oil back!!!

Dear Bart:
The solution for high gas prices is SO simple:

1) Our leaders need to announce to the world we will now RATION gas as in WWII.
People living where there is no public transporation (subways, buses) would get more
ration points, people living near subways, buses would get fewer ration points.
If we announced this to the world  and oil would fall back down to much lower prices.

2) New laws requiring all oil drilled on American Soil must be sold to refineries here only.
Most oil drilled in Alaska is sold for big money to the Japanese!!!!

3) American Oil Companies would be taxed heavily, using that money for the government
to partially fund the cost of gasoline to give the American consumers a break. If Venezuela,
Indochina can make their gas 99 cents a gallon  (or less!) for their consumers why in hell can't we?

4) Shore up the strength of the dollar against foreign currencies....

Just a few ideas...thanks, Bart...
 Len in GA

But Len, our government is owned by BIG OIL.
No way they'll give up their stolen billions to do the right thing.


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Our next VP?

Click to Order

Subject: Just Who Are The Activist Judges?


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"Asked about how Democrats have cowered in the wake of past Republican attacks, 
(He means Gore and Kerry) Obama said, "Yeah, I don't do cowering." 
Obama also refusing to cower even to the left on the subject of warrantless wiretapping. 
He's voting FOR the FISA bill, putting him at odds with members of his own party.." 
   --  Keith Olbermann, good guy who turned into a 10 year old Jonas Brothers fan,   Link

 So, when Hillary voted with the Republicans, she was "a Cheney clone."
 But when Obama does it, we applaud that he "cowers to nobody," not even his base?

 Is it too early for a drink?

"It's not even a fig leaf; it's a joke.  This is nothing but Democrats trying to pretend. 
They are doing nothing. They're giving in.  Senator Kit Bond (R-Mo) is giggling at the fact 
that the (Bush bastards) got everything they want.  It's sadly a great failure on the part of the 
Democratic majority that was elected in 2006 primarily to get us out of Iraq, but also 
significantly to protect the Constitution of the United States. This is not a proud moment."
   -- Russ Feingold      Link

 Is Russ going to filibuster the VISA bill or will he "strongly comdemn" it?

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Exclusive: No ice at the North Pole
 Is your house is on fire, you act, right?


It seems unthinkable, but for the first time in human history, 
ice is on course to disappear entirely from the North Pole this year.

The disappearance of the Arctic sea ice, making it possible to reach the Pole 
sailing in a boat through open water, would be one of the most dramatic - and 
worrying - examples of the impact of global warming on the planet. Scientists 
say the ice at 90 degrees north may well have melted away by the summer.

"From the viewpoint of science, the North Pole is just another point on the globe, 
but symbolically it is hugely important. There is supposed to be ice at the North Pole,
not open water," said Mark Serreze of the US Snow and Ice Data Centre in Colorado. 

Future generations will look back and wonder why we did nothing.
Wait, that's wrong - future generations won't be able to live on this spinning stove.

Inhofe - Global Warming is STILL a MythHOT

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Olbermann: Then and now
 by some dude at Salon


The real danger is that those who defend a man as the Candidate no matter what he does are likely to 
defend a man as President no matter what he does, too. If we learn in 2009 that our new president has 
invoked his claimed Article II powers to spy on Americans outside of even the new FISA law, are we 
going to hear from Olbo that he was justified in doing so to protect us; how it's a good, shrewd move to 
show he's a centrist and keep his approval ratings high so he can do all the Good things for us; how it's 
different when our new president does it because we can trust him? It certainly looks that way. Those 
who spent the last five years mauling Bush for "shredding the Constitution" and approving of lawbreaking
-- only to then praise Obama for supporting a bill that endorses and protects all of that -- are displaying 
exactly the type of blind reverence that is more dangerous than any one political leader could ever be.

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Oil Higher, Stocks lower
 Should we bet on America to fail?


A barrage of bad news including yet another record high for oil drove stocks sharply lower Thursday, 
hurtling the Dow Jones industrials down nearly 360 points to their lowest level in almost two years.

The market also worried about fresh signs of trouble in the financial, high-tech and automotive industries. 
Negative analyst comments sent shares of GM stock to their lowest point in more than three decades.

Oil futures shot past $140 after the head of OPEC predicted the price of a barrel of crude could rise
well over $150 this year and Libya said it may cut oil production. That increases the odds that gasoline 
prices, which crossed a nationwide average of $4 a gallon weeks ago, will extend their advance, 
and that goods and services across the economy will get ever more expensive."

Oil could go to $150 by July 4th.
Expect oil to be at $200 by Thanksgiving.
Oil could reach $250  by New Years Eve..

The Bush Bastards have to gouge all they can before Janury 20th.


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Subject: outrageous

Bart, you quoted that Vietnamese guy saying:

> "......but I can confirm to you that we never tortured him (McCain).
> We never tortured any prisoners."

It is outrageous and offensive to any nam combat vet, that you would publish trash like this.

You just said something I disagree with - should I publish it?

I saw first hand how they tortured my best friend and left him to die hanging from a tree skinned alive.
Pull your head out of your ass, take a breath of fresh air and quit giving lying assholes like this legitimacy.
Angry regards,
 CC in FL

CC, I recommend you calm down and re-read what I said, which was:

> So - how much of McCain's war hero story is true?
> Was he anything more than a bad pilot?

McCain's torture claims help his campaign and I'm suspicious - that's not a crime.

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Enroning America 


Republicans are funneling billions into the coffers of their oil baron backers; it's no surprise 
Bush and McCain aren't pushing for renewable energy. The Bush/McCain gas price escalation 
is an Enron rerun. It is Chapter 2 of the scam that Bush crony "Kenny Boy" Lay used in 
1999-2001 to steal $100 billion from California ratepayers.

Now this administration is replicating that crisis to funnel untold billions into the coffers 
of its oil baron backers ... and to push the failed strategies of offshore drilling and nuke power...

Contrived or otherwise, today's soaring gas prices are a tangible bonanza for Bush/McCain. 
Offshore drilling would put billions in their cronies' pockets but would not lower gas prices. 
Nuke power could mean billions more in radioactive lucre for reactor builders who may 
never deliver a single electron of electricity."

The Bush Bastards will continue to screw America and the world until someone says "Stop!"
Know where we can find somebody willing to do that?

I know, let's get Pat Leahy to write them a hot letter.

"They'll shake with fear when they get my letter."

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Bush Doesn't Care about White PeopleHOT

Subject: one thing

Hey Bart, this is my last communique for a while, I promise.

I'm sure you get all kinds of "don't say that" mail.
One of my sons is mentally retarded.

I find it highly offensive when you group him with the morons
who are destroying our world and murdering our children.
The retarded would NEVER do that.

Joe, you're emotionally involved and that makes it hard for us to talk,
but with all respect, it's my opinion that it's you who are misusing the English language.

It's my guess your son is developmentally disabled - not retarded.

It's also my opinion that the developmentally disabled can't form bad intent,
so I understand your objection.   I meant no disrespect to your son.

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Subject: Hey Bart! 

Bart, I got the WPE shirt today. 
It looks even better on me than it does on the web site! 
Thanks for the magnets, too. 

Keep up the good fight.

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"I only met George Carlin once. I was with my best friends at the time and we thanked him
for paving the way for edgy comics. He looked at us, and referring to the many people that
would tell us what we could and could not say, he said, "Eh! Put a finger in their eye!"

The good news is this: the comics he did influence will take this art form even further, and find
more lines to cross. There may only be a few, but there was only one Carlin and look what that
motherfucker did.   George Carlin died today. He got high and wrote jokes 'til his last breath.

     -- Jamie Kilstein,    Link

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Subject: china, chocolate, and consumerism


 When people write from a far away country, I encourage them to write and
  tell us about the little things in their country - this is kinda one of those.

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This Saturday

Charley Young Park in downtown Bixby

Poker bill has 20 sponsors
 Poker America might soon be legal free again

In 2006, former whore Bill Frist pushed the Unlawful Gambling Act through Congress.
The measure wasn't even discussed in the Senate and was instead passed by "Unanimous Consent."

Two years later, Barney Frank and Ron Paul have introduced legislation which would stop the feds
from implementing the Screw Poker Bill.    It was announced on Friday that two more co-sponsors
have signed on to the Poker Freedom bill, bringing the total number to 20.   All the cosponsors but
Ron Paul and Peter King are Democrats:


"We play poker. And we vote.
  Never let the politicians forget that."
   -- Jim Tabilio, President, Poker Voters of America    Link

 The GOP sons of bitches stole poker from us like they stole the Treasury.
 They didn't even discuss it or have a roll call vote - they just wanted to kill our freedom.

 There are what, 20 million poker players?

 Payback will be a bitch worse than Lynn Cheney.

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"Obama is an inspirational speaker. But he was not the first to use 
  the phrase 'Yes we can!' Bill Clinton frequently used that on interns."
   -- Letterman, still doing Monica jokes ten years later

 It's weird about comedy - once you get a TV show,  you don't have to be 
 funny any more - you can just coast on ten year old jokes and the suits laugh.

 ...and this is with twenty comedy writers having to come up with three jokes a night..

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Subject: RE: Obama backs down on seal

Hey Bart, saw this at crooks and liars


 The rule is - whenever a Fascist dog complains about something, 
 you start off with "Blow me, you stinking, mongrel dog" 
 and then sit back and see if they press their case against you.

 I'm sure Barack will learn from his mistakes.

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Subject: Re: thank you for the donation

Bartcop, it's not a problem and I've got to hand it to a guy
who quits his job to start a 24/7 hammer-the-BFEE blog.

The old job at the car lot didn't pay much, anyway :)

What if we take the Wal-Mart approach to OPEC and tell them,
"Look, we're your biggest consumer, but you're gouging us!
Going forward, we're not going to pay any more than US$50 a barrel,
and if you don't like that you can try selling it somewhere else."

At first I'm sure that my idea will be met with much arrogance and disagreement,
and then they'll notice that they're not selling as much oil as they used to.

We're hooked on oil.
You know it, I know it, Bob Dole knows it, the American people know it.
But paying a fourfold increase in just a few years is not something we should just roll over and accept.

Whaddya think?  Am I smarter than a fifth grader?
Did I pass the POTUS entrance exam?
 Jeff in Seattle

Jeff, you're smarter than the President :)

You have a good idea, but we also need to back up the bluff.

The next president should say "We'll be import-oil free in ten years," 
and then explain to the Saudis that we'll share out new technology with everybody
and that means the Sauds will have to eat and drink their worthless f-ing oil.

The idiot Saudis have a monopoly on the technology of the past
and once we make our move into the future - they're screwed.

Clinton didn't have this problem because we were drowning in cheap oil.
But since the Oil Bastards stole power, we suddenly have an "oil crisis."

      Greedy, greedy sons of bitches...

 Cheney's a billionaire near death - and STILL he wants more.

 But why should they stop if nobody asks them to?

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Can Bush legally order someone to be buried alive?

Lara Logan Sex Triangle!!
 Our two best reporters, banging in Baghdad


CBS' Lara Logan was involved in a Baghdad love triangle with a married contractor
and CNN international correspondent Michael Ware, the New York Whore Post claims.

The National Enquirer reported the news of Logan's Baghdad sex life, and implicated her
as the cause of the State Department contractor's divorce. And while it named the contractor
- Joe Burkett - it only described Ware as a "star CNN correspondent."

Passions got so hot in the combat zone that one of her lovers, Joe Burkett, brawled in
a Baghdad "safe house" with Michael Ware, a source said.

I really like Lara Logan, so anything I write will be criticized, but if I'm Micheal Ware,
and I've been living in Bush's Baghdad for five years and a woman as pretty as Lara Logan
puts a move on me I'm going "all in" for some hot monkey sex because in Bush's Baghdad,
you never know which day is going to be your last.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2004 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $130 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $780,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

4,113 brave men and women are gone.

Do you think Bush understands
that these are real people ?

Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

That's 3/4 of $1B that
goes missing every day!

Where's that money going?

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