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2175 - Extortionist in Chief
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"Maybe that's a way of killing them..."
-- McCain, after learning America sold $158M worth of cigarettes to Iran,
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Senate Joins
House in Caving on FISA
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Excerpt:
The U.S. Senate this afternoon passed Bush's
FISA Amendments Act, broadly expanding the
president's warrantless surveillance authority
and unconstitutionally granting retroactive immunity
to telecommunications companies that participated
in the president's illegal domestic spying program.
The House passed the same bill last month, and
Bush is expected to sign the legislation into law shortly.
"It is an immeasurable tragedy that just after
its return from the Fourth of July holiday, the Senate has
chosen to pass a bill that betrays the spirit
of 1776 by radically expanding the president's spying powers
and granting immunity to the companies that colluded
in his illegal surveillance program," said Senior Staff
Attorney Kevin Bankston of the Electronic Frontier
Foundation (EFF). "This so-called compromise bill
represents a shameful capitulation to the overreaching
demands of an imperial president. As Senator Leahy
put it in yesterday's debate, the retroactive
immunity provision of the bill upends the scales of justice and
makes Congress and the courts handmaidens to
the White House's cover-up of its illegal surveillance program."
The sons of bitches just repealed the 4th Amendment.
Fourth Amendment
The right of the people to be secure in their
persons, houses, papers, and effects,
against unreasonable searches and seizures,
shall not be violated has been violated.
We're no longer secure - we have the Bush bastards watching and listening
and they've given retroactive immunity to the criminals who have helped
them.
Obama promised to fight this and Feingold promised to filibuster it.
The Democrats caved in - again - to the Fuhrer with an apporoval rating
in the 20s.
"We
give our brave war president whatever he wants..."
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Subject: angry letter to
Obama
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When was the last time you saw a letter of support for him?.
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Quotes
"The price of gas would fall by half, to around
$2 a gallon, within 30 days of passage
of a law to limit speculation in energy
markets, four energy analysts told Congress on Monday.
-- Rex Nutting, Link
I'm not sure America wants cheaper gas.
After all these years, the poor have refused to vote themselves
a raise,
so why should they act in their own best interests now?
What's in it for them, besides a shitload of extra cash every
month?
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Bush Lifts
Ban on New Solar Projects
They got caught and people objected
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Excerpt:
Under increasing public pressure over their decision
to temporarily halt all new solar development
on public land, the Bush bastards said Wednesday
that they was lifting the freeze, barely a month
after it was put into effect.
The bastards had announced on May 29 that it was
no longer processing new applications to build
solar power plants on land it oversees in six
Western states after federal officials said they first needed
to study the environmental effects of solar energy,
a process that would take two years.
But amid concerns from the solar power industry,
members of Congress and the general public that
the freeze would stymie solar development during
a particularly critical time for energy policy,
the bastards abruptly reconsidered.
You mean if the people rise up and complain, we can change things?
"Don't
worry, I got your back..."
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Subject: Who do you want
spying on you?
Now that both Obama and McCain voted for the FISA
spy bill we are stuck with a choice.
Do we want Obama spying on us or McCain spying
on us?
It appears that Obama is NOT "Change we can believe
in" and McCain is anything but "Straight Talk".
What a pathetic choice.
Today Congress caved in and burned the Constitution.
But don't blame me. I voted for Hillary.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
Randi Rhodes said Obama HAD to vote for the FISA bill
to get the backing of Pelosi and Hoyer in Denver this summer.
This theory raises a few questions:
Why do Pelosi and Hoyer need
this illegal FISA bill to pass?
Is Hillary going to make a run
at Obama in Denver, and Obama
had to get Pelosi and Hoyer onboard to defend against
that run?
Did Obama vote for this illegal
bill to appear tough on defense?
After criticizing Hillary for her "war vote," saying he
had "better judgment,"
how can he now do exactly what she did and vote
hawkish and pro-military?
But - how can anything Randi says be taken seriously after she said
Hillary would have her killed if she mentioned Hillary's secrets
on the air?
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Quotes
"That's why Obama is popular in Europe, because
there is such
an anti-American feeling ...and he
is sort of capturing that."
-- Rudy Giuliani, always the whore, Link
Hey Rudy, everybody hates you, remember?
*I* won as many states as you and I didn't even run.
..and you forgot to say "9-11."
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Subject: Jackson should
apologize on Imus
I think Jesse Jackson should apologize for his
remarks about Obama on Don Imus's show.
Jackson enjoys rubbing everyone else's nose in
it when they misspeak so when the Reverend
Jackson makes a comment about cutting off Obama's
testicles I think he deserves more punishment.
Marc Perkel
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Bush, Iran
- Eager for War
Why is Iran provoking the insane Fuhrer?
Link
Excerpt:
The US vowed to defend Israel and its other allies
in the Gulf, as Iran carried out
its second ballistic missile test in two days
yesterday.
As the situation worsened in the Gulf, the French
oil company Total said it would pull out
of a large-scale investment in an Iranian gas
field - a serious blow to Tehran, which is keen
to exploit its gas reserves, and a victory for
Bush, who wants war so bad he can taste it.
Oil prices resumed climbing yesterday, which
happens when oil men threaten oil countries.
If Israel did attack Iran, Tehran could create
upheaval in the Middle East, with its ally
Hezbollah creating trouble on Israel's northern
border and Iranian proteges in Iraq and
Afghanistan also going on the offensive against
US troops.
So - Bush wants oil at $300
a barrel and he doesn't care how many soldiers die.
Bush is a busted poker player, so now he's going
to his car and he's coming back
with a shotgun and he's going to "get even" with
the players who "cheated him."
He's going to dump this on Obama and all that
oil they've been stealing will now
be sold for $300
instead of the paltry $28
oil sold for when
Bush stole power.
They're doing it right in front of our noses and
nobody will call them on it.
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BCR 143
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If there's a God, it'll be up today
Subject: Corn
Bart, you wrote:
> I feel lucky to live in this Oklahoma hellhole.
Nobody
gets better corn than we do,
> not even in Nebraska where they named their
once-great football team after corn.
Here in Iowa, we usually raise the best corn on
the planet.
(We can agree to disagree, even though you're
wrong.)
Not this year, though. We were KO'ed by
our second 500 year flood in 15 years.
Look for corn to hit crazy-ass prices this fall.
If this was a sign of a bigger problem, Iowa,
the US, and the world would be in trouble.
Good thing for us that global warming is a myth,
just like evolution,
the Big Bang, and Bush the Lesser's recession.
Whew!
Max
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Who Voted
No on FISA, Who Voted Yes
Link
Excerpt:
The Nation -- Hillary Clinton just voted "no"
on cloture and final passage of the FISA bill
expanding the government's domestic spying powers
and guaranteeing retroactive legal immunity
for the telecom companies that assisted the spying
program.
Barack Obama voted "yes."
The New York Whore Times calls the passage of
the bill "one of Mr. Bush's most hard-won
legislative victories in a Democratic-led Congress
where he has had little success of late.
And it represented a stinging defeat for opponents
on the left who had urged Democratic
leaders to stand firm against the White House
after a months-long impasse."
The Democrats are saying it's OK that Bush has discarded
the Fourth Amendment.
The Democrats are saying Bush hasn't been breaking the
law all these years.
The Democrats are saying Bush isn't such a bad president,
after all.
How could Obama vote with Bush - with 68 other Bush-enablers?
How far to the right can Obama go and retain his base support?
Who
voted with Bush?
Who voted to protect the Fourth Amendment?
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Subject: Anger at Obama
Link
Have you ever seen hope turn to dispair so quickly?
Is inexperience in play here?
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How is HuffyPost
covering Obama's FISA vote?
By hiding the facts, of course - what choice do they have?
Link (Cowards
don't have a perma-link)
And before I could get a screen grab, theys took it down.
What they did, in Buzzflash-size font, was scream.
Senate
sells out to Bush
(words to that effect) then in much smaller print
Obama and Hillary split
vote
- keeping Obama's vote a mystery unless you read the fine print.
If I had Huffington's credibility, I'd shoot myself.
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This raises an excellent question. (Forward this question to 10 friends)
Is there anything in that FISA bill that makes it illegal for the
Bush bastards
to put microphones and cameras inside our homes?
I mean, do we want to catch the terrorists or not?
And if you're not a terrorist - why would you mind?
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Quotes
"Bush is a felon. The Senate, which felt Constitutionally
compelled to impeach Clinton
for collateral fibs in relation to
sex, demurred same with respect to his successor's
incontrovertibly mammoth violations
of Constitutional law."
--
P.M. Carpenter, Link
It's because the GOP sticks toigether and the Dems wet their pants
in fear and cave in.
Every time.
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Subject: that bastard Helms
Hey bart, a lot of us leftys and liberals
down here in NC doubt very much
that that bastard Jesse Helms actually
died on the fourth of July.
We think he died earlier and they kept him
in cold storage
just so they could say he died on America;s
most patriotic day.
It would be just like those phoneys to make
some kind of statement
with the passing of that bastard, Jesse
Helms.
PatRak
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Waxman Threatens
Mukasey With Contempt
It's another pointless, empty threat and Mukasey knows it
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Excerpt:
A House panel threatened to cite Attorney General
Michael Mukasey with contempt of Congress
unless he produces documents from Cheney's FBI
interview regarding the Plame leak.
Even as he issued the warning, Henry Waxman also
backed off his demand for a similar report on Bush.
Well of course he backed off again
- why do anything different this time?
"The report of the FBI interview with Cheney needs
to be produced, however," Waxman wimped
in a letter to Mukasey, noting that the oversight
committee is set to vote July 16 on whether to cite
Mukasey with contempt of Congress.
"I strongly urge you to comply with the duly issued
subpoena before then," Waxman said.
"Be quiet,
Boy - you bother me..."
Democrats are the worst poker players in America.
They bluff and they bluff and then they cave in.
Rove ignores
subpoena, refuses to testify on Hill
Crooks won't volunteer anything - you have to force them
Link
Excerpt:
Karl Rove defied a congressional subpoena and
refused to testify Thursday about allegations
of political pressure at the Justice Department,
including whether he influenced the prosecution
of a former Democratic governor of Alabama.
Rep. Linda Sanchez, chairman of a House subcommittee,
ruled with backing from fellow Democrats
on the panel that Rove was breaking the law by
refusing to cooperate - perhaps the first step
toward holding him in contempt of Congress.
The White House has cited executive privilege
as a reason he should not testify, arguing that internal
administration communications are confidential
and that Congress cannot compel officials to testify.
Rove says he is bound to follow the White House's
guidance, although he has offered to answer
questions specifically on the Siegelman case
- but only with no transcript taken and not under oath.
The Democrats are getting rolled.
Again.
They make me sick.
How did I get stuck in a party of wimpy losers?
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I was hoping to have that fundraising thermometer up for
a month or so,
but at the rate we're going, we won't hit our $10,000 goal by
the end of 2008
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Seems like the bigger, more important sites can say,
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We have some new and exciting thermometer graphics by Daoud
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I thought about a car wash, but I don't have any young girls
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"It was distressing - and depressing - to watch
Congress wrench Americans' civil liberties
back to where they were in the days
before Watergate, when the United States government
listened to our phone calls whenever
it wanted."
-- The NY Whore Times, who did everything they could, and told
every lie needed to help
the Bush bastards steal power - twice - then helped him sell
his bloody quagmire for 5 years, Link
The Old Grey Lady used to be the belle of
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Subject: Washington journalists
How do you convince a Washington journalist you
are not slapping him in the face?
Tell him you're not.
Tony
Tony, that works for me and those cowardly stenographers deserve it
- thanks.
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"Regarding Clinton, I have no doubt she would've
voted incorrectly were she the nominee."
-- The great and powerful KOS, blaming Hillary for Obama's vote,
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That seems fair...
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Antarctic
ice shelf 'hanging by thread'
It's
going to crack any day now... Does anybody care?
Link
Excerpt:
New evidence has emerged that a large plate of
floating ice shelf attached to Antarctica is breaking up,
in a troubling sign of global warming, the European
Space Agency (ESA) said on Thursday.
Images taken by its Envisat remote-sensing satellite
show that Wilkins Ice Shelf is "hanging by its last thread"
to Charcot Island, one of the plate's key anchors
to the Antarctic peninsula, ESA said in a press release.
"Since the connection to the island... helps stabilise
the ice shelf, it is likely the breakup of the bridge
will put the remainder of the ice shelf at risk,"
it said.
...another reason to get those anti-science, religio-crazies
out of power.
For all we know, this is already irreversable
and still we do nothing because
the oil companies want to make even more billions
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"You can't spell 'hopeyness' and 'changitude'
without 'capitulation'",
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Jesse Jackson
Learns About Fox News
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Jackson was unknowingly recorded making disparaging
remarks about Obama
to another guest while waiting to be interviewed
for a segment on Fox & Friends...
I have long advocated that Democrats and progressives
should stay off of Fox News
simply because there is no benefit to appearing
there. But now there is another reason
to stay away. The ethically deficient so-called
journalists at Fox will screw you over
if you give them the opportunity. And that is
exactly what happened to Jackson.
In a brazenly obvious play for ratings, the recording
of Jackson's statement
was even held as an exclusive for Bill O'Reilly's
The
O'Reilly Whore.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
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their 2007
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their 2008
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Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,118
brave men and women are gone.
Remember...
Iraq's
oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Subject: Donation
Dear Bart,
A couple of weeks ago I pledged $20 to the Obama
campaign
but when he caved on FISA I decided not to go
through with it.
This morning I wrote him and stated "Yesterday
while you were
helping Der Fuhrer shred the constitution I was
shredding my pledge."
I am a self employed starving artist with not
much income but now
I have $20 to give away and I decided that no
one deserves it more
than Bartcop. I know it's not much but I hope
it helps.
Also I found Jesse Jackson's comment about wanting
to cut
Obama's "nuts off" outrageous. A Democrat with
nuts! Come on!
ha ha
Thanks for all you do,
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