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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow McCain - the Screw-up HOT
Arrow BFEE Steals Housing's $25B  
Arrow Death of Free Internet? HOT
Arrow What's wrong with Alaska?
Arrow Batman Movie reviews 
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Quotes

"We've succeeded. We're not succeeding, we've succeeded,"
     -- Grandpa McCain, deluding himself on Iraq,    Link
 

 The military is broke, the Treasury is empty, the world hates us,
 we have 4125 destroyed military families and Iran is stronger than ever.

 How does that spell success?

 And if  "We've succeeded," past tense - why can't the soldiers come home?
 

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McCain - the Walking Screw-up
  No telling what McCain will say next

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 Excerpt:
Old John McCain said "Iraq" on Monday when he apparently meant "Afghanistan", 
adding to a string of mixed-up word choices that is giving ammunition to the opposition.  

Just in the past three weeks, McCain has also mistaken "Somalia" for "Sudan," 
and even football's Green Bay Packers for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ironically, 
the errors have been concentrated in what should be his area of expertise: foreign affairs. 

McCain will turn 72 in a few weeks, calling new attention to the sensitive issue 
of McCain's advanced age three days before the start of his own convention.

Are the gaffes the result of his age? 
And what could that mean in the Oval Office? 
 

Command stupidity usually resuklts in a wrecked ship[ and a dead crew,
kinda like what our once-formidable military forces have become under Der Bush.
 
 

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 Subject: Why Do Whites Dislike Michelle?

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BFEE Steals $25B from Freddie, Fannie
 Their Motto: Never Steal Anything Small

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 Excerpt:
A federal rescue of troubled mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac could
cost taxpayers as much as $25 billion, Congress' top budget analyst said Tuesday.

But Peter Orszag, director of the Congressional Budget Office, said with a straight face that
there's a better than even chance the government will not have to step in to prop up the companies
by lending them money or buying stock.

Congress is expected to vote this week on a housing measure that would give the
Treasury Department authority to throw Fannie and Freddie a temporary lifeline.

Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson, who has been pressing for the power,
says it's intended as a backup plan to help calm investors and stabilize financial markets.
 

Sure - like with Bear-Sterns - it's "too big" to let it fail.
That's why they robbed it instead of Mrs Johnson's Bakery at 4th & Main St.

This money isn't missing - it was stolen by the Bush bastards!
That's why crooked billionaires steal power - to steal even more money.
 

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Quotes

"All you got to do is kick a field goal, the most elementary of plays, 
  and then you just don't do it. And so I don't want to go through that 
  process again. Too much blood,"  
     -- Bill Parcells, on "Butterfingers" Cowboy QB Tony Romo,    Link
 

  I don't think Romo can think about football and lust at the same time.

 

 Thanks, Jessica.
 

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 Subject: Guns

 Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep decide what is for lunch.

 Liberty: The sheep is well-armed.

 Keep on hamering!
 - Helmut in Germany
 

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Quotes

"We have a lot of work to do and it's a very hard struggle, 
  particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border."
      -- Grandpa McCain, pretending Iraq and Pakistan share a border,    Link

 

 That "border" Gramps talks about is a country called Iran.
 

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 Subject: Obama's 31% among whites

Bart,

Jaskelin has it wrong.  Obama is doing much worse among whites than either Gore or Kerry.
Gore's loss by twelve points is 44% to Bush's 56%, and Kerry's loss of 17 points is 41.5%
to Bush's 58.5%.  Meanwhile, Obama is at 31% to McCain's 69%.
That means Obama is 38 points down on his opponent.

I hate to say it, but between Obama moving to the middle and scaring away his base;
to the Hillary supporters who are pissed over the way she and they have been treated;
to the fact that Obama won the white vote in only 6 of 54 primary contests; and finally
to the talk that Obama might not pick Hillary for his running mate:

Obama doesn't stand a chance in hell in November.
You know me, Bart, I'm as staunch a Democrat as there is and even I don't have hope
that he can pull this out short of McCain getting busted on "To Catch a Predator".
-Houston
 

Houston, I think you're wrong and I really hope you're wrong.
 

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Death of Free Internet Imminent?
 The super-rich can't stand anything that's free

 Link

 Excerpt:
From my browsing (on the currently free Internet) I have discovered that the 'demise' of the free Internet
is slated for 2010 in Canada, and two years later around the world.  Canada is seen a good choice to
implement such shameful and sinister changes, since Canadians are viewed as being laissez fair, politically
uninformed and an easy target. The corporate marauders will iron out the wrinkles in Canada and then
spring the new, castrated version of the Internet on the rest of the world, probably with little fanfare,
except for some dire warnings about the 'evil' of the Internet (free) and the CEO's spouting about
'safety and security'. These buzzwords usually work pretty well.

What will the Internet look like in Canada in 2010? I suspect that the ISP's will provide a "package"
program as companies like Cogeco currently do. Customers will pay for a series of websites as they
do now for their television stations.  Television stations will be available on-line as part of these packages,
which will make the networks happy since they have lost much of the younger market which are surfing
and chatting on their computers in the evening. However, as is the case with cable television now, if you
choose something that is not part of the package, you know what happens. You pay extra.
 

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Subject: Batman review 

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Where is your gas money going?


What's wrong with Alaska?
 Scandal is everywhere with Alaska's GOP

 Link

 Excerpt:
The political anomalies of the far Northwest are on view right now in a scandal that looks likely
to bring down much of the state's Republican establishment, threatening the careers of oil executives,
lobbyists and all three of Alaska's representatives in Washington. The alleged improprieties are as crass
as they get -- lobbyists handing out bribes on the floor of the state Legislature, federal money directed
by Alaska's U.S. senators to those companies, and lobbyists who granted politicians personal favors.
The taint has spread so far that it has become a crisis not just for those politicians who have been
directly implicated, and not just for the Republican Party, but for the state itself.
 

That Ted Stevens prick needs to do some hard time,
where "a series of tubes" has a very different meaning.
 

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Subject: Batman review

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Subject: Cheney's upcoming terrorist attack HOT

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Tasered to death by Cops

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 Excerpt:
A police officer shocked a handcuffed Baron "Scooter" Pikes nine times with a Taser after arresting 
him on a cocaine charge. Baron Pikes, 21, was Tasered nine times by a police officer in Winnfield, Louisiana. 
He stopped twitching after seven, according to a coroner's report. Soon afterward, Pikes was dead.

Now the officer, since fired, could end up facing criminal charges in Pikes' January death after 
medical examiners ruled it a homicide.  The coroner told CNN the 21-year-old man was jolted 
so many times by the Taser that he might have been dead before the last two shocks were delivered. 
 

Don't the cops have anything better to do than to taser a corpse?
 

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Subject: Batman review

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Condi Chamberlain Strikes Again

 Link

 Excerpt:
Secretary of State Kinda Sleazy Rice pushed North Korea on Wednesday to accept terms 
to verify the dismantling of its nuclear weapons program, as the two countries held cabinet-level 
talks for the first time in four years. 

 
"You want to be taken seriously, don't you?"
 
Rice told Foreign Minister Pak Ui Chun that his nation must move quickly to prove it has told 
the truth about its past atomic activities if it wants to improve ties with the United States and 
North Korea's immediate neighbors and end its international isolation.
 

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Subject: What are Bushit's plans for next February?

Hey Bart,  still love your dot com.

Why have none of the big new organizations asked Bushit or Chicken
what they plan to do when they leave office next January 20th?
Is it because the real bigshots already KNOW that they aren't leaving office?

By the by, what do you think the Chinese are going to do with all those US bonds they hold?
If they dumped them on the market and the dollar fell would that qualify as a National Emergency?

I still think they are going to kill their way into continued power.
McCain, or Obama, is dead meat.  Maybe both.  Obama got a new plane.
I hope he has someone watching it better than McCain's wife's corporate jet.

Plane accidents are SO easily staged.
Much easier than finding a lone gunman stooge.

Keep it up guy.
 Jeremy
 

Great question - why is there no talk of Bush/Cheney plans after they leave?
 

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Quotes

"A little Murray Head here: 'One night in Bangkok, and the world is your oyster.'"
     --  Rush, lusting for a little Thai boy named Murray,    Link
 

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GOP, Blue About their Prospects

 Link

 Excerpt:
David All glanced around Top of the Hill bar and saw the future of the Republican Party. It looked dim. 
A who's who of young conservatives had gathered, but they were few, and they were frustrated.

Here were the executive director of the Young Republicans, and the 20-something who helped steer 
Fred Thompson's Internet operation, and the young woman who put Mitt Romney's Web site on the map, 
and the 24-year-old staffer for Newt Gingrich's American Solutions for Winning the Future, who had 
brought them all together to cry in their free Blue Moon beer. The crowd was mostly white and mostly 
male, dressed in slacks and starched shirts. For most of them, Ronald Reagan and the good times he 
personified for conservatives were not even vague memories.
 

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Anti-Cowboy Fans Unite

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 Excerpt:
The Arizona Cardinals are trying to "protect the nest." This means they'd like their
stadium to continue to sell out, and to do so with as few opposing fans as possible.

In the past two seasons, there was little concern about this since the team sold out every home game.
But with ticket sales a bit slower as the third season approaches, the Cardinals are requiring fans who
want to buy tickets to the Dallas game on Oct. 12 to also buy tickets for the Aug. 7 exhibition opener
vs. New Orleans. Cardinals fans have "created a decisive home-field advantage" the past two years,
and the team wants to keep it that way by discouraging single-game ticket sales to Cowboys fans.
 

 ha ha
 

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The Energy Non-Crisis

Thanks to Regan Copple


Quotes

"Never mind that there's no evidence 'speculators' are doing anything to increase 
the price of oil. They aren't hoarding it. No one's cornering the market. The speculators don't 
care if oil prices are high or low as long as they guessed correctly. And that may be the most 
infuriating part of all this. The speculators don't want high oil prices, but Washington does."
     --  Jonah Goldberg, born a bastard, blaming "Washington" for high gas prices,    Link
 

 Jonah, "Washington" is dead.
 

 

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The other PSTD we don't talk about

We have what - 110,000 soldiers in Iraq?
A percentage of those soldiers have come to a place in their mind where "war is normal."

A percentage of those soldiers, if told to go home, would choose to stay and fight.
They have war in their blood and the lack of war will feel strange to some of them.

I guess a few of them could go to work for Blackwater and fight until they die,
but what about the other - I guess thousands of men - who are conditioned to fight on?

Army psychiatrists - if we still have them - probably have waits of a year or more.
Most men from war can't afford some fancy $500 an hour Madison Avenue shrink,
so what do these thousands of men do when they get back to their hometowns?
 

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The World Series of Poker 2008
 
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It slipped right by me this year.
Last year, I thought about trying to go to (not play in) the World Series
just so I could see some famous players maybe buy one of them a drink.
Maybe next year will work better...

But - they did the World Series "funny" this year.

They got down to the final table, the final nine, ...and went on break.
They dwindled down to the final nine last week, and the went on break until they 
sit down to play the last table live on ESPN on November 9th, right after the election.

Dennis Phillips  - 26,295,000 in chips
Ivan Demidov   - 24,400,000 
SMontgomery  - 19,690,000 
Peter Eastgate - 18,375,000 
Ylon Schwartz  - 12,525,000 
Darus Suharto - 12,520,000 
'Chino' Rheem - 10,230,000 
Craig Marquis - 10,210,000 
Kelly Kim           - 2,620,000 
 

One of these nobody's is going to win.
The last six years, the title's been taken by a nobody.

Why can't poker's best players make it to the final table anymore?

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Subject: Obama vs Hillary

The difference that I notice, is that when Clinton was in the game, no matter what she did,
no matter what the polls said, no matter what anyone said - you stuck by her. I recall someone
challenged you, "Hey Bart, she is taking lots of money from Big Pharma - LOTS of money,"
and your sensible response was - well, they have a lot of money to give. We want her elected.
Elections cost money. Duh.

She voted to give that piece of shit authority to invade, people criticize her, you point out that was
a different time for everyone and she did what anyone would have done given the tenor of the time.
You were a zealous and articulate advocate for a candidate you believed in, and you PROMISED
that if she did not get the nomination, you would turn that same fighting spirit over to Obama. At least
that was how I read it.  Maybe I misunderstood.

I appreciate your right to criticize and analyze his choices and movements, but you seem incapable
of giving Him the same pass you gave Her - in other words, you won't spin for him, and you don't
have to, but it kind of sucks because I wanted to see your clever rhetoric being used the same way
for Him you did for Her, and as always against Them.
 Ciaj7
 

Do you want me to fake it?
Do you want me to write what people want to read?
Do you want me to be FOX News?

If you go back to 2000 and 2004, you'll find I spent a lot of time
telling the idiot Democrat to pull his head out of his ass and fight back.

I was never a blind cheerleader who could see no wrong with Democrats.
If Hillary had voted to dismantle the 4th Amendment, I would've screamed.

I'm doing all I can to get Obama elected but I can't fake it like some people can.
If Obama could work in a leftward lurch among his many lurches to the right
that would help.
 

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Reminder: Mukasey the lying torturer was
sponsored by Democrat Chuck Schumer.

Their side couldn't win without our help.


 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2004 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007 Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

but now...
4,125 brave men and women are gone.


4,125 families have been destroyed
because Bush got greedy and McCain
wants to stay another 100 years?

Why are we there?
Because Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

That's almost 1B dollars that
goes missing every day!

Where's that money going?



Subject: Donation

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You site has kept me sane ever since.

Here is a long overdue contribution to your financial well-being.
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My candidate did not get the nomination, but I shall vote straight Democrat in November. 
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