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Weekend-Monday August 2-4, 2008 Vol 2187 - Presidork
 Quote of the Day "I'm skinny but I'm tough."
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Quotes
"John McCain is so boring, the Secret Service's
nickname for him is 'Bob Dole.' "
-- Jay Leno, stealing that joke from Marc Perkel
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Anthrax
and our Whore Press
Bastards helping Bush cover up the truth
Excerpt:
The death of government scientist Bruce Ivins
has generated far more questions about the
anthrax attacks than it has answered. I want
to return to the role the establishment media
played in obfuscating the anthrax investigation
for so long and, at times, aiding in what was
clearly the deliberate deceit on the part
of Government sources. This is yet another case
where the establishment media possesses --
yet steadfastly conceals -- some of the most
critical facts about what the Government has
done, and insists on protecting the wrongdoers.
Obtaining these answers from these media outlets
is as important as obtaining them from the Government.
Writing about ABC's dissemination of the false
Iraq/anthrax story, The New Republic's Dayo Olopade
wrote yesterday: 'Pressure on ABC to out
their sources should be swift and sustained.'
I don't trust one bit of anthrax reporting. The Bush bastards needed
their Patriot Act to steal
unlimited power and unlimited money and the anthrax scare help them
get there. They can't afford
to have the anthrax truth come out because it will show how tied the
Bush bastards are to 9-11.
They want us to believe Bruce Ivins committed suicide?
All the whore news reports say, "Ivins was
under investigation. Ivins was a hater.
He was a loaner. He had a grudge and he knew
how to make this potent anthrax..."
If we had a free press in America, those reports would read, "The
Bush government claims
Ivins was under investigation. The Bush government claims
Ivins was a hater. The Bush
government claims he was a loaner. The Bush government claims
he had a grudge and
The Bush government claims he knew how to make this potent
anthrax..."
America's whore press doesn't bring us the news.
They only bring us the news that's been approved by Karl Rove.
The American whore press can't be trusted any more than the Bush bastards can be trusted.
On the anthrax question, I don't believe ONE WORD coming from those
whores.
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Quotes
"I don't agree with Wes Clark's comment. I
think it was entirely inappropriate.
I have nothing but enormous respect for John
McCain's service. I had the privilege
of standing with John McCain in the cell in
Hanoi when we visited there together.
It was an emotional moment. I, I have awe
for John McCain's experience as a
prisoner of war, and he, and he does understand
duty and service."
-- John Kerry, setting
new records for how far up his own ass his head is, Link
John, it's bad enough that you took a dive in 2004.
Are you determined to fuck this up for us again this year?
"Trust
me with the lives of your kids!"
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Subject: Barney Frank and pot
I'm with you - 100 grams at one time is a hell
of a lot of reefer, even when I
was enjoying it daily anything, over an OZ was
dealing weight.
The same thing happened here in Misery in 04,
we had (I believe legalization) on the ballot
but the fools had a ridicuolus high amount instead
of an OZ they wanted a quarter pound to be legal.
Needless to say it got stomped on, that was also
the year they had all the religio-crazies foaming at
the mouth to vote against gay marriage, so it
may have went down anyway, even with a sane amount.
RickRam
If it was someone besides Barney Frank, I'd suspect their motives.
Since his motives aren't suspect, we have to assume massive stupidity.
Barney, how could you screw this up so spectacularly?
Note to Barney:
Will you handle the legalization of poker with that same massive stupidity?
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Judge removed
from 'Jena Six' Case
His racial prickness rendered him unqualified
Excerpt:
The judge overseeing the criminal cases for the
remaining Jena Six defendants was
removed against his will Friday for making questionable
remarks about the teenagers.
Judge J.P. Mauffray admitted calling the teens
"trouble makers" and "a violent bunch"
but insisted he could be impartial to those guilty
negroes. Defense attorneys disagreed
and asked that he be removed.
Judge Thomas M. Yeager, who was appointed by the
state Supreme Court to decide
whether Mauffray should be taken off the case,
found Mauffrray to be a racist prick.
"The right to a fair and impartial judge is of
particular importance in the present cases,"
Yeager wrote.
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Humorous & Political T-Shirts
Liberals
Blinded by Science
by Bob Patterson at smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
If Republicans were faced with the choice of
seeing a former President investigated for
war crimes or using computer experts (is cybernetics
a science?) to rig the election,
would they opt for using the highly intelligent
computer nerds?
Sometimes journalism relies on instinct rather
than science, as is the case with my assertion
that George W. Bush's motivation for helping
the McCain Campaign is that the President
wants someone who will be even less competent
than good ole "43," and thus destroy the
commercial value of the WPE T-shirts offered
by the Bartcop web site.
If McCain wins, he'll help bury Bush's crimes forever.
If Obama wins, there's a chance he'll allow justice to be handed out
to the guilty.
...and yeah, what if McCain is such a disaster, we start selling shirts
in 2009 that say,
"Remember the good old days, when Bush was
only screwing up half of everything?"
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Subject: It's all about the $$$
Yo Bart, you said.....
> We need a wartime consigliere.
> Instead we have Harry "I'm sorry" Reid and
Nancy "Off the table" Pelosi.
What do you do if you're a wealthy person with
a huge ego, uncontrollable greed,
and an insatiable appetite for power and all
the Repuglican seats are taken?
You run as a Demoncrat.
Real politicians know there's no difference.
Of course it's way cooler to play for the Harlem
Globetrotters,
but the Washington Generals ride the same bus
and make the same $$$$.
Fidgetyfeet
But if they're on the same team, why are the Republicans so efficient
and ruthless
while the scared bunny Democrats run and wet their pants whenever anybody
says "Boo?"
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Apoptosis
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Greek apoptosis
a falling off,
from apopiptein to fall off, from apo- + piptein
to fall - more at feather
: a genetically directed process of cell self-destruction
that is marked by the
fragmentation of nuclear DNA, is activated
either by the presence of a stimulus
or removal of a suppressing agent or stimulus,
and is a normal physiological process
eliminating DNA-damaged, superfluous, or unwanted
cells
This is what the Democrats need (among other things) - apoptosis
Like feathers falling off a duck's back, Democrats
need to shed losers
like Kissyface Lieberman, Zell Miller, Harry
Reid and Nancy Pelosi.
We need s process to dump our party's biggest losers - remember this guy?
Whoops - wrong baskethead...
Remember James "Beam Me Up, Scotty" Traficant?
Every night on the floor of the House, this "Democrat" would rail against
Democrats
to an empty chamber for C-Span and FOX News loved him, like they love
all Democratic traitors.
In 2002, the sick bastard was convicted of 10 felony counts including
bribery, racketeering
and tax evasion so he's not a problem anymore, but what about Reid,
Pelosi and Kissyface?
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Subject: Damn it Bart!!!!
Excerpt:
Bart- 100 grams is not much weed!
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Subject: those Exxon bastards
Bart,
Just a comment on the oil profiteers.
Exxon Mobil actually made $1,400
per SECOND.
That's profit,
not net income.
MLR2 in Nashville
That just goes to show you how fair I am to BIG OIL.
Too bad we can't get just one reporter (or Democrat)
to ask,
"How can
your profits be so high if
you're just passing on increased costs?"
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For the record, neither Britney nor Paris
voted to send young soldiers into the
meatgrinder for no goddamn reason..
Nancy Grace
Suicide Lawsuit
Did she harpy that poor woman to death?
Excerpt:
A federal judge has refused to dismiss a lawsuit
that claims CNN's chief harpy, Nancy Grace
pushed the mother of a missing toddler to suicide
through aggressive questioning.
CNN and Grace argued the wrongful death lawsuit
brought by Melinda Duckett's family would
"severely chill" harpy's cackiling over white
people's missing-persons cases. But Judge Hodges
on Thursday denied their motion to dismiss the
lawsuit.
Duckett, 21, was on Grace's show after her son
Trenton went missing in August 2006.
Grace almost harpied the woman to death right
on the air, accusing her of hiding something
because Duckett did not take a lie-detector test
and was vague regarding her whereabouts.
Duckett fatally shot herself before the network
aired Grace's harpfest.
Killing one's self after being harped on by Nancy Grace is probably
normal.
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Quotes
"I think that's a great idea."
-- Obama, in May, seeming to agree to a series of pre-convention
appearances at town hall meetings with Grandpa John McCain,
Link
"Obama's campaign announced Saturday it would
accept just three
presidential debates with McCain..."
Link
"We understand it might be beneath a worldwide
celebrity of Barack Obama's
magnitude to appear at town hall meetings
but we hope he'll reconsider,"
-- the McCain camp, taunting Obama for eleteism, being afraid
and changing his mind, Link
Is Obama still the favorite to win?
In Oklahoma, McCain is running ahead of Obama 56 to 24. Link
Granted, Oklahoma is a backwards, uneducated hellhole of Fascism
and racism,
so the question is - what percent of America thinks like Oklahoma?
Can Obama get his Mojo back?
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My good friend Elizabeth
Subject: a new page every weekday
How about a policy of "a new radio show every
week or sooner"?
PeterJ
I realize that on your end, it might seem like
I'm kicking back and taking it easy
but that's not what's going on. As time goes
by, it's harder for me to keep up.
Tell you what, I'll try to do a page Tuesday,
Thursday and Friday
and maybe I can record BCR
144 on Wednesday
and have it up by Friday.
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Mary McFate - Judas has a vagina
Excerpt:
McFate had earned a position of trust among anti-gun
groups, many of whom are survivors
or family of victims of gun violence. Many expressed
shock and outrage at the news.
Toby Hoover has worked against gun violence since
the shooting death of her husband
"It is beyond my comprehension how someone could
have listened to my story and expressed
desire to help prevent others from having to
experience the agony I went through, all the time
collecting money as a gun lobby spy," said Hoover.
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Obama Off
shore Drilling 'shift'
Says he might support some offshore drilling
Excerpt:
Obama said Friday he would be willing to support
limited additional offshore oil drilling if that's
what it takes to enact a comprehensive policy
to develop alternate energy sources.
Shifting from his previous opposition to expanded
offshore drilling, he now says he could
get behind a compromise with Republicans and
oil companies to prevent gridlock over energy.
McCain has been criticizing Obama for clinging
to his opposition to offshore drilling.
Polls indicate these attacks have helped McCain
gain ground on Obama.
"We have to compromise in terms of a careful,
well thought-out drilling strategy that was
carefully circumscribed to avoid significant
environmental damage - I don't want to be so
rigid that we can't get something done."
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Subject: Bart, I gotta slap you about the "28 grams of pot" thing
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Subject: Obama's Berlin event and "Freibier"
Hey Bart,
Just read Gary from New York's missive about Obama
and the 200,000 in Berlin.
Gotta ask, where did Gary get the info that Obama
gave out free beer, Bratwürst (brats) and pizza?
I live in Germany, have for over fifteen years,
and nobody, ever, gives out free food and beer
to 200,000 people (they never do it in the USA,
either). If there were free beer and food being
given out in Berlin for that speech, or for any
other occasion, it would be in the news here, written big.
It wasn't.
Haven't heard a word about it.
And yes, I am fluent in German and listen to the
news and read the papers here..
Just asking: Gary, can you substantiate that
statement? I don't believe you can.
Thanks Bart,
Joe in Germany
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Pablo consistently does great work.
Marty's
Entertainment Page
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How did she do it with a
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Marty always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Subject: Anthrax Case not Solved
Although the government wants to sweep the anthrax
investigation under the rug and call it solved
I'm not believing it. It was clear at the time
as it still is now that the purpose of the anthrax attack
was to pass Bush's so-called "Patriot Act".
The targets of the attacks were key Democrats
in the Senate and people in the news media.
I believe the CIA and the Bush bastards manufactured
the anthrax attack as a way to scare lawmakers
into undermining our American freedoms transforming
America into the police state it is today.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Tulsa Weather - Saturday :30 hours
AN EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT
UNTIL 7 PM CDT MONDAY IN IN TULSA, OKLAHOMA...
TEMPERATURES WILL REACH TRIPLE DIGITS THROUGH
MONDAY.
MAXIMUM TEMPS RUN BETWEEN 105 AND 112 DEGREES.
DANGER WILL BE ENHANCED BY WARM OVERNIGHT
TEMPERATURES...
Friday night it was 95
degrees - 30 minutes after midnight.
I've lived in this Koresh-forsaken Okie oven
since 1976 and it's never been this hot before.
Nobody takes these severe weather changes seriously.
I feel like Steve McQueen in "The Blob,"
warning the dumb-ass sheriff
that we have a dangerous menace in our midst, but nobody wants
to believe it's there.
Each day we fail to address this warming might mean an extra week longer to get back.
For those of you wanting to protest Obama this election - think about
global warming.
McCain acts like he's onboard, but Obama would surely leave us a healthier
planet.
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Subject: John Edwards
John Edwards is an ambulance chasing douchebag
chiefscrmneagle
Chiefscrmneagle, if you had a 5 year old daughter and a malfunctioning
swimming pool drain sucked her intestines out, ...you'd what?
Ask for an apology and be done with it?
Yeah, right - that's what all grieving fathers would do...
When Paula Jones saw a chance to blackmail Clinton, every
Republican
said she had every right to tie up the courts for years with her no-proof
claims.
But when a little girl dies, the parents are "greedy" for going to court?
That just proves you're either a liar or a heartless bastard - I'll
let you decide.
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Jennie Finch throws
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,125
brave men and women are gone.
4,125
families have been destroyed
by self-serving Republican greedy.
Let's try something else in November.
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Subject: Donation
Bart, thank you for your continued mission to
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I want to know. Most especially for all your
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As a supporter of her campaign, my daily visit
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As a Democrat I will, though without great enthusiasm,
vote for Senator Obama.
Keep hammering, from a long time fan,
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