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Quotes
"Bill Clinton has shown a remarkable disrespect
for his office, for the moral
dimensions of leadership, for his friends,
for his wife, for his precious daughter.
It is breathtaking to me the level
to which that disrespect has risen."
-- John Edwards, 1999, aghast that a man might have a girlfriend
on the side, Link
"Let he without sin cast the first stone. Having
an affair while your wife is struggling
with cancer? How low can you go? Yuck!!!
John Edwards, thy name is Newt!!!"
-- Jameka, Link
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What's wrong with America?
Excerpt:
Have you read the best-selling book from a few
years ago, What's
the Matter with Kansas?
It's an analysis of one of the of the poorer states,
Kansas, and its continually voting for politicians
who back corporations and the wealthy instead
of the interests of the majority of its own citizens.
Thomas Frank marvels that his state's farmers
and wage-earners dig their own economic graves
at the ballot box year after year, riled up by
hot-button social issues that the politicians they elect
have little power to change.
Sure, why vote yourself a big raise when you can vote against gay marriage, instead?
Think about it. In 1972, 1984, 1988, and
2004, wage-earners, salaried middle-class, and small
businesspeople throughout the country joined
with Kansans in digging their own economic graves.
They also were riled up by hot-button social
issues and worried about bogeymen manufactured by
the so-called Republicans to scare the electorate
into voting for them as their only possible protectors.
(Does that seem similar to what John McCain and
his handlers are doing now?)
Democrats don't belive in education.
Ignorance is what makes stupid people vote to pay the super-rich more
money.
This will continue until the ignorant are told that they don't have
to enpower the super-rich.
"Are you
complaing again bart? Why are you rockin the boat?
We're
all rich - so we don't see a reason to change anything."
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Quotes
"The Democratic Party must be feeling very
nervous when they are out to placate
supporters of Hillary. I guess
they have finally come to the conclusion that hope
is not enough to win the election -
unity must also be part of the equation."
-- Elena
Towers, Link
Elena seems to think Obama can win without the half of the party
that wanted Hillary.
To this day, beating Hillary seems more important to them than
winning the White House.
Maybe they need a giant sign at Obama HQ that says, "It's the
White House, stupid."
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Subject: WPE song
Bart, here's a song that might interest you.
It's called "Worst President Ever" by Jack Hardy.
It credits the bumper sticker, though not you
specifically.
Stuck in traffic at stop and go speed I like
to entertain myself
With all of the bumper stickers I can read,
humor's hidden wealth
There's "nuke the gay whales" and "whirled
peas" but by far the one most clever
Gave no name, laid no blame, just said THE
WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Ross
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Humorous & Political T-Shirts
How We Can
Still Blow It
by Michael Moore
Excerpt:
Keep saying
nice things about McCain.
Like how he's been "good on global warming" and
campaign finance. Keep reminding a country at war
that he and he alone is a war hero. Not to mention
an all-round good guy. Say that enough and what happens?
The same thing that happens when you repeat over
and over, "Apply directly to the forehead" - people start to
believe it! You've sold them on the idea that
McCain isn't a bad egg, and they do not hear the rest of what you
have to say: "But McCain is four more years of
Bush." If you keep saying he used to be a "maverick", our
less-attention-span citizens hear only the "maverick"
part, not the past tense verb included in that sentence.
Democrats always praise their Republican opponents - because they want
to be fair.
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Springtime
for Hitler Bush
Excerpt:
You may recall that Bush promised, among other
things, to change the tone in Washington.
He made good on that promise: the tone has certainly
changed.
As far as I know, in the past it wasn't considered
appropriate for the president to declare that
members of the opposition party weren't interested
in the nation's security. And it certainly wasn't
usual to compare anyone who wants to tax the
rich -- or even anyone who estimates the share of
last year's tax cut that went to the wealthy
-- to Adolf Hitler.
O.K., maybe we should discount remarks by Phil
Gramm. When Gramm declared that a proposal
to impose a one-time capital gains levy on people
who renounce U.S. citizenship in order to avoid
paying taxes was ''right out of Nazi Germany,''
even the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance
Committee, Charles Grassley, objected to the
comparison.
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Quotes
"So, the National Enquirer was right about
Edwards. Well, they've been running stories that
the Bush's are having 'issues' aying
that Pickles has moved to another wing of the White House
to get away from George's coc snorting
and partying - maybe getting a little Gannon on the side."
-- Pinky Link
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Why Obama Will Win
Excerpt:
For ratings, America's whore media are desperately
trying to make things seem tight.
» Most voters don't know that McCain is anti-abortion. They'll find out soon enough.
» Many seniors think McCain is too old to be president. They ought to know.
» McCain admits he doesn't know how to use a computer.
» People blame foreclosures and high gas prices on Republicans.
» Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki agreed with Obama on an Iraqi timetable.
» Obama's speeches are the best we've heard
in 40 years.
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Quotes
"Kerry and Gore paid a high price for being
intellectual pretty-boys who didn't show
enough of a tough-guy side. The public
knows Obama is smart and good looking,
now they need to know that he can be
an asshole too."
-- --John
Aravosis, saying Obama appears too soft for some, Link
Why isn't Obama playing the race card against McCain like he did against Hillary?
Is he saying McCain is less of a racist than Hillary?
Does anyone agree with that?
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Syphilitic Quotes
"Oil is not polluting us. It's organic.
It's a commodity, and the Democrats hate it.
But it's like hating sugar. It doesn't
make any sense."
-- Here Piggy, Piggy
Yes, Rush - we all remember the great sugar
spills that fouled our beaches for years.
Why, just last month they stopped ships
on the Mississippi River because of a big sugar spill.
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Subject: Agave can make tequila or ethanol
Hey Bart!
Thought this story might interest you.
Gordon
Hmmm, a good bottle of tequila costs about $200 per gallon.
Even with Bush/McCain gas prices, Mexican farmers profit more
with agave.
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Is Michelle on CBS's Big Brother?
Sugarland
founder files $1.5M lawsuit
This wouldn't happen if I was their manager
Excerpt:
A founder of the country band Sugarland is suing
the two current members for $1.5 million.
Kristen Hall clami s she was to get a cut of the
group's profits even after she left in 2005.
Hall, who founded the band in 2002, claims she
has an agreement with star Jennifer Nettles
and the luckiest man currently in show business
to equally share profits and losses.
Hall says she has been excluded from the group's
profits since she left.
Sugarland's album, "Love on the Inside," is No.
1 on Billboard.
Musician, please.
What stupidity led to this lawsuit?
If
they have a contract - PAY the MONEY!
Why be seen as the lucky bastards who made it
to the top by shafting your partners?
And what's $1.5M to the best selling group in America?
It's like Anna Nicole.
She blew the old goat for a year or two and the son didn't want to
give up 1/100th of Dad's fortune to make her go away.
Everything's like a poker hand.
Sometimes, folding is the smart move - but so few people get that.
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Why Oil Prices are Coming Down
Gee, could it be to help Grandpa get elected?
If we fall for it, and elect that Bush bastard, gas will go to $6 by Inauguration Day.
And why have they mostly stopped fighting in Iraq?
Could it be for the same reason?
And why has Al Qaeda chosen to remain dormant?
Why have they chosen not to attack us all these years?
They could attack if they wanted, but they choose not to - why?
Bush keeps saying "I have no magic wand,"
but funny
how things magically go his way just before an election.
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ha ha
Why is Obama on a Hawaiian vacation?
It's less than 90 days till the election - and he's on a break?
I remember Kerry saying, "We were so
close, but we came up short."
What if Kerry had worked instead of going windsurfing?
Come November, I'd prefer not to hear Obama say,
"We were so close, but we came up short."
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Jesse Ventura Quotes
"If Obama wins, WE will get OUR taxes raised."
So, Jesse makes more than $250,000 per year -
good for him.
He's a greedy bastard who's tired of paying almost
his fair share of taxes,
but he's not speaking for the 98% of America
that doesn't make $250,000.
"Wrong to do with a struggling economy - worst
thing you can do is
take money from the private sector
and give it to the government."
But Jesse - for eight years, Bush took our tax
money and gave it to the oil companies
and the super-rich - then he borrowed money from
the Saudis and the Chinese to give even
more billions to the oil companies and the super-rich
- and you say it's wrong to stop that?
Where did you get your degree in finance - at
Jerry Falwell's university?
"McCain is just four more years of George Bush..." Link
Oh, I get it - Jesse fancies himself as "an independent,"
so he's helping Ralph Nader
which means he's helping McCain which means
he wants four more years of Bush.
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Subject: stop the Obama whining
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Marijuana
by Michael Dare
Check out Michael Dare's website
and you gotta read his John
Belushi story.
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Quotes
"A critical issue in this election is whether
we are going to reward this kind of politics - rooted
entirely in feeling, in prejudice and in group
loyalties - or whether we can return to a greater
emphasis on how to win this war and how to
restore the Constitution. At this point, only Obama
represents any kind of move forward from this.
McCain has signaled he'll do whatever the
Clintons tried - and then some."
-- Andrew Sullivan, who almost spoke without mentioning his hatred for
the Clintons
Poor Andrew - he's got Hillary on the brain
and he can't get up.
"I find it consistently entertaining to see
how many people claiming to hate the Clintons
are unable to resist reading every word written
about them. It's like they are obsessive stalkers."
Why the need to distract everyone from the
Obama message with these kinds of articles?"
--
rojo, who seems to have a life that's about more than hating the Clintons
Link
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Subject: the case against Obama
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Subject: How Obama can win
Dear Bart:
I have written you emails expressing my belief
that I did not believe Obama will be President.
Well, I've changed my mind. I now see how Obama
will win. Want to know how?
One of his supporters will pen an op ed piece
in The New York Times accusing the electoral
college of being a dog whistle to white racists.
It'll turn every thing around. Just you watch.
Yes, this is snark.
-jd
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Marty always has good stuff.
Subject: Giggling Murderer in China
bart,
Did you happen to catch Bush during the first
day of the Olympics?
He was in the stands, looking like he needed
a drink and couldn't get out of there,
bored to death, and slapping his American flag
against his leg.
It was easy to tell that China is a first class
dictatorship, too.
No one bothering him, no obvious Secret Service
- and no booing.
He gets booed at US sporting events.
ha ha
Kobe walked through the crowd and it looked like
he
need the Secret Service protection.
Eric X
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FBI's Anthrax Story Doesn't Add Up
Excerpt:
The strongest evidence they have going for them
is also their Achilles' heel and that he's psychological profile.
That fact that he's very unstable, that he was
someone who was an alcoholic, that he might wanted to have the
vaccine continue to go along, but that's also
the fact that he could have been set up as a cutout or puppet or
used by a group of people who wanted the anthrax
out there.
They also knew about his weak psychological profile.
How was he employed with the most secret biological w
arfare lab in the United States with this type
of background that we now hear about? That they should have
known about from day one. The Defense Department
should hang its head in shame.
The anthrax scare allowed them to pass the Patriot Act.
The Patriot Act gave Bush more power than any man on Earth has ever
had.
How Bush obtained that power should be a job for America's journalists
and Democrats
but they're too busy kissing Bush's 22% approval ass to do their damn
jobs.
It's enough to make you want to...
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Subject: too bad we're stuck in Iraq
America can't do anything about what 's happening
between Russia and Georgia
because we're stuck in Iraq. Our military resources
have been squandered.
Another price we pay for fighting a war that should never have been started.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Why I Can't
Get Laid
by Maureen Dowd
Excerpt:
The Breck Girl (She
calls Edwards that because the vulgar Pigboy calls him that)
wants a gold star
for the fact that he sent his marriage into remission
when his wife was in remission. That's special.
How did this hack writer get a job with the Whore Times?
In his statement, he bleats: "You cannot beat
me up more than I have already beaten up myself.
I have been stripped bare." Isn't stripping bare
how he got into this mess?
Dowd is a terrible writer, but she beats up Democrats so they give her
the Pulitzer.
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Subject: Honor
How can Cheney and his monkey retore honor to the country?
I'd suggest sepuku.
That would be even better than impeachment.
And these career criminals think Clinton disgraced
the office...
Gene
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8 worrisome signs for Obama
Excerpt:
1. Race. "The idea that Obama was going to
win in a blowout was always preposterous,"
says former Nebraska senator and Clinton-hater
and 9-11 enabler Bob Kerrey.
2. Obama's strength in VA, PA and OH may be overhyped.
3. Michigan's in play for McCain.
4. Fear works to the advantage of the Fascist bastards and Cheney is still not in jail.
5. Bob Barr (Pro-life, killed his daughter) isn't stealing as many votes as Ralph the Ego.
6. The South has trouble voting for a Northerner, much less a northern Black man.
7. Americans may want divided government. "He's
pretty liberal and nobody
wants a pair of Pelosis running
things,"
8. Is Obama taking this contest seriously? Did
he learn anything from Kerry's loss?
Why is he in Hawaii - trying
to sew up their 4 electoral votes?
Wouldn't mid-November be
a better time to go on vacation?
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $140 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $840,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
but now...
4,134
brave men and women are gone.
4,134
families have been destroyed
by the greed of the Bush bastards.
Let's try something new in November.
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's almost
1B dollars that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
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