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Thursday Sept 25, 2008 Vol 2216 - Apocalipstik
 Quote of the Day "It was a very unhappy period in my life.
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Quotes
"If Sarah Palin isn't enough of a reason for
you to get over your problem is with Obama,
then you damn well had better pay attention.
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose
don't care too much about what they
do with Jews and blacks. So, think this through."
-- Rep Alcee Hastinfs of Florida,
Link
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White Women
Swing Back to Obama
How can you not think of Blazing Saddles?
Excerpt:
The swingingest of swing voting blocs, white
women, are swinging once again, this time to Obama.
This group is swinging so far and so fast, kind
of reminds one of cheetah on a vine in the African forest.
Look at this huge reversal just in the past week,
according to today's Diageo/Hotline poll.
* Obama/Biden 48%
* McCain/Palin 42%
* Undec 8%
* Obama/Biden's 6% lead is their largest in the Diageo/Hotline tracking poll yet.
* Obama/Biden are moving
ahead among white women. The Dems now hold a 1% edge, 46-45%;
in
the poll completed one week earlier (on 9/16), McCain/Palin led 53-37%.
I can't explain that (Can anybody?) but it's great
news and I'll take it.
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Subject: Republican Wall Street Welfare Queens
The pejorative term "Welfare Queen" is used to
describe a lazy irresponsible social pariah
who collect government welfare checks through
an orgy of fraud, deception, or manipulation,
draining society of valuable resources while
engaging in immoral behavior.
But before you yell "Racist!" I'm not talking
about black women. I'm talking about the Republican
Wall Street Welfare Queens, driving their "Welfare
Cadillacs", who fight for deregulation so that
they can commit fraud, pay no taxes, and then
come crawling to the taxpayers for a 700 billion dollar
welfare handout while still rejecting any kind
of responsibility supervision or oversight.
I'm talking about guys like John McCain who owns
a private jet, 7 houses, and 13 cars who is
going to the "Country First" with his hand out
asking for spare change. I say, "Hey John - Get a Job!"
Ronald Reagan must be spinning in his grave. Now
these same Republican Welfare Queens
want us to put them in charge of reforming the
government to protect society from people like them?
Yeah right!
Do you really think we are that stupid?
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Palin - Moose Humping with Brad Hanson
Sarah, was it a lengthy affair?
"No, it
was for a very short time..."
Excerpt:
Three members of the man's family including one
by sworn affidavit say Sarah Palin
engaged in an extramarital affair with husband
Todd's former business partner, Brad Hanson.
These sources have named Hanson as Palin's secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.
Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Palin's
husband Todd, who immediately dissolved
the partnership after he heard stories about
the affair, which occurred around 1996, according to sources.
At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla.
Doing the Moose Hump with her husband's partner?
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Subject: Gay people in the history of the Catholic Church
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Quotes
"The Democratic Convention felt like America,
it looked like America.
But the Republican Convention was like
watching a meeting in Dr. Evil's lair.
It was like all of the evil people
got together, and they were having an evil board meeting..."
-- Wanda Sykes, the funniest
woman in America?
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McCain's
Mega-blunder
Was yesterday the day Obama won?
What a stupid, stupid thing to do - and Obama was ready for him.
McCain announces that he's suspending his campaign.
And just like Iraq, he's got no exit strategy for the suspension.
What's he going to do - refuse to campaign until the economy is sound?
If I was on McCain's staff, I would've suggested floating a trial ballooon
to gauge reaction.
But the fool said "No Mas," which
made it look like a surrender, anyway.
After admitting he can't run a campaign and think about
economics, Obama smartly said,
"It's the president's job to deal with more
than one thing at once.""
ha ha
Obama also said, "This is exactly the time
when the American people need to hear
from the person who, in 40 days, will be responsible
for dealing with this mess..."
Bingo!
That was handled about as well as anybody could've handled it.
I'd dare say... (Dare! Dare!) it was Clintonian.
McCain, forever the idiot, said he would stop all advertising, fundraising
and other
campaign events to return to Washington and work for a bipartisan solution.
Stop all fundraising?
ha ha
I'd like to send some South
Finest Chocolate to the aide who suggested that.
Who's going to contribute to a campaign that asked people not to contribute?
Have you ever seen a bigger campaign blunder in your life?
BUT...
Could the real answer be that he found out Palin knows less than nothing
and can't learn?
Does she need a few more weeks to memorize which Korea is our friend?
Is McCain just prolonging the inevitable?
If Obama wins this race, we might look back on Sept 24
as the day Old Man River imploded and gave the race to the Democrats.
Today, the GOP has buiyer's remorse that wouldn't fit in Boeing's biggest
hanger.
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The Sarah
Palin Scandals
Abuse of power, theft and moose humping
Excerpt:
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Quotes
"This is eerily similar to the rush to war
in Iraq. We have been told repeatedly by Bush that the
economy is fundamentally sound, and
then all of the sudden they say the economy is going to collapse."
-- Rep Mike McNulty, Link
Grandpa said the economy was sound a week ago Monday.
Either he was lying then or he's lying now.
Or maybe he knows less about economics than I do.
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Subject: Russell the Unhinged
Thank the Gods for Monkey Mail. It always makes
me smile.
Dee from NJ
Dee, there was no deity involved :)
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Subject: McCain is a true American
Dear Bart:
John McCain is suspending his campaign to deal
with this economic crisis.
I think this is a very brave and wonderful thing.
In fact, he should recommend that
every REPUBLICAN up for election suspend their
campaigns as well until this is addressed.
I'm sure Norm Coleman and Libby Dole care more
about dealing with the economy
than winning an election too.
Oh, please, someone make this happen.
-Joe D
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Subject: The Clintons not doing enough?
This may be a moo point (think Joey on Friends) since Gramps
decided to commit hari kari,
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Subject: Bartcop: GOP operative
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Subject: Welfare for Wall Street
Bart, I think I know what we need to do.
First the American people must tell Congress "Thanks,
but no thanks to that new bridge to nowhere,
the financial market bailout." If the people
of Wall Street need one then they make it happen themselves.
Instead we will take the money for that "bridge"
anyway and we will decide where it's really needed
because we think we know what our communities
need better than Washington.
We know now that we can't expect big government
to come to the rescue anymore. We are on our own
so let's look after our own. Let's help our people
keep their homes, their dignity, and their independence.
Let's support the American worker who is the real
fundamental of the American economy,.
Someone once said that "Our workers have always
been the strength of our economy,
and they remain the strength of our economy today."
So let's get to work locally to get America working
to get itself free from dependence on market fluctuations
and foreign resources that created this mess.
But to do this we will need the support of people at the local level.
We will need the doctors, nurses, mechanics,
educators, farmers and builders to keep our communities going.
We will need to work together and we will need
leaders that really know how to get the best
of America working for a better America.
We need a leader who knows how to be a community organizer.
Jonathan K
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Quotes
"Tony Soprano would be very proud."
-- Steve Forbes, Republican, on Bush's A.I.G. bailout
Link
One difference between Tony Soprano and Bush?
Tony tries diplomacy before he has you killed.
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Letterman goes off on McCain
Link to nine minutes (!) of Dave ragging on Gramps
Y'know how sometimes Dave gets stuck, and he rags on the same thing the whole show?
ha ha
He went after McCain on Wednesday's show - the whole show.
Some people say I obsess over stuff, and they're right, but Dave
went after McCain like Rush goes after an unwed mother (if she's Black).
Don't get me wrong - it's our duty to savage them, but Dave going after
McCain
is like Sarah Silverman going after Paris Hilton, it's just not a fair
fight.
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ha ha
I have a feeling the Heart girls didn't write that.
Subject: "Clinton should be hung"
Holy shit Bart, I am LOLing at your reaction to
Paul Slansky's article on HuffPost.
Great stuff.
In fact, yesterday's whole episode of bartcop.com
was freaking awesome!!
I heart you!
Leanne
Leanne, I was thinking of Blazing
Saddles again.
[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced to be hanged]
Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right!
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Dragan Lady Hammers Palin
Excerpt:
Palin knows a lot about the End of Days from
her years at the Pentecostal Wasilla Assembly of God,
which had preached (after a war in the Middle
East about light vanquishing darkness) that Alaska
would be a shelter for Rapturous "saved" Christians
at the end of times when they ascend to heaven.
Sarah was motorcading around Manhattan even as
a "greed is good" Wall Street experienced
an End of Days vibe while a world gone sour on
America descended on the United Nations.
After losing its moral superiority abroad with
phony evidence for attacking Iraq, the U.S. has now lost
its moral superiority in the financial arena.
Once more, W. took the ball, carried it off the cliff and went biking.
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Quote
"If the Bush administration has been formulating
this plan for months and never breathing
a word to lawmakers about it, then there is
a much bigger story here than we know. This is
being presented as a response to an unpredictable
crisis. If that's not the case then perhaps
some of the conspiracy theories that are floating
around are actually true."
-- Digby, Link
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Subject: YOU are chief screamneagle!
I may be more observant than most - you and he
are using the same sentence structure.
Both educated by Jesuits perhaps?
heh heh
funny too.
Carson the Monkey who got his shots
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featuring
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Quotes
"Mr. President, you gave Wall Street the keys
to the liquor cabinet, by failing to
enforce our laws. And now you're
demanding that Americans, who didn't get invited
to the party, must pay for everything
destroyed in the drunken brawl."
-- Rep Lyle
Doggett of Texas,
Link
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Subject: Sarah Palin
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a pit bull?
A pit bull protects her young.
Thanks to Grower
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Subject: Internet rumor - Biden dropping out?
But there's no reason for him to drop out now.
McCain has gone crazy ands shut down his campaign.
All Obama needs to do is run the ball and run out the clock.
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I'm sure it'll be funny and great.
Maher is my twin on religious insanity.
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Organized religion is what causes people to
accept superstitious bullshit and reject science.
Knowledge and education are not bad things.
Just because Rush flunked out and makes $40M a year
doean't mean that you can do that and be a millionaire.
Some "pointy-headed Harvard elites" know more
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If your kid was in a wreck and you needed a surgeon
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a Fundi surgeon from Tulsa to do the job?
Treehouse Crossword Puzzle 19
Today's Puzzle is Bush Babblings
Thanks to GK!
She works hard on these customized-for-you puzzles.
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Quotes
"You don't suspend your campaign. Are we suspending
it because there's an economic crisis
or because the poll numbers are sliding?
This just gets uglier and uglier. This doesn't smell right.
This isn't the way a tested hero behaves.
I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil.
If McCain feels he's needed in Washington
he should call upon his "second-string quarterback"
to lead the campaign. What's the problem?
Where is she?"
-- Dave,
pounding and pounding on Gramps,
Link
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Charlotte Dennett vs GOP Murderers
Excerpt:
On September 21, RNC spokesmen Blair Latoff denounced
my intentions to bring murder charges
against George W. Bush if I am elected Vermont's
Attorney General. Latoff claimed that such
incendiary suggestions would only
score points among the most fringe elements of American society.
In fact, a New York Times/CBS poll taken as early
as January 2005 showed that the majority of
Americans believed that George Bush had intentionally
misled this nation into war. In Latoff¹s mind,
is the majority of the American public a fringe
element? Or is it the prosecution of Bush for his
monumental crime that Latoff feels would only
appeal to the fringe element? If so, is it Latoffs
position that George Bush is above the law?
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
but
our whore media is too busy to investigate.
4,172
brave men and women,
will never come home...
...all because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
Where's all that oil money going?
Subject: Donation
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