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 Weekend-Monday  April 10-12,  2010  Vol 2505 - Former Pope 

 Australia's Lake Tekapoy 

Quote of the Day

"Anything in life has risks."
     -- Don Blankenship, CEO of coal company
         saying the dead miners shoulda known better.   Link

 
  You didn't see Blankenship take any risks, did you? 
  . 

 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Bishop blames Jews HOT
Arrow South remains Confederate HOT
Arrow Whore AP: Toyota is Guilty 
Arrow Stupak runs from Teabaggers 
Arrow Cali Crop MarijuanAmerica HOT
Arrow Catholic priest roils Kenya 
Arrow Tiger Loses Again 
Arrow Rihanna's baseball boyfriend 


 
 
 
 
 







 




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Quotes

"Because birth control is against the law of the church.” 
    -- a Catholic priest, when asked why he paid for an aboprtion for his girlfriend,    Link
 

 You see how religious insanity can warp the Catholic mind?
 Condoms are "bad," but sex with kids and abortion (they call it 'murder') is OK.
 

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Rape-happy Bishop blames Jews
 Is there no end to their religious insanity?

 Link

 Excerpt:
A furious transatlantic row has erupted over quotes that were attributed to a retired Italian bishop, 
which suggested that Jews were behind the current criticism of the Catholic church's record on tackling clerical sex abuse.

A website quoted Giacomo Babini, the emeritus bishop of Grosseto, as saying he believed a "Zionist attack" 
was behind the criticism, considering how "powerful and refined" the criticism is.

The comments, which have been denied by the bishop, follow a series of statements from Catholic churchmen
alleging the existence of plots to weaken the church and Pope Benedict XVI.

Allegedly speaking to the Catholic website Pontifex, Babini, 81, was quoted as saying:
"They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. 
Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God killers."

ha ha
The child rapists are calling the Jews names - gotta love that.

The interview was spotted on Friday by the American Jewish Committee, which said Babini was using
"slanderous stereotypes, which sadly evoke the worst Christian and Nazi propaganda prior to world war two".
 

I have an idea.
Let's keep Toyota and run the religions out of business.
 

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Why the South remains Confederate 
  by Joe Conason

 Link

 Excerpt:
Anyone who has wondered where the Republicans would take America if they regain control of Congress 
and the White House could learn much from what has been happening lately in Virginia and West Virginia. 
The answer is backward,  toward a time when mine owners let their workers perish as a normal cost of 
doing business -- and government firmly endorsed the white supremacy of the Old South.

The political attitudes of unreconstructed Dixie remain dominant in the Republican Party, even as its would-be 
leaders and activists don "tea party" costumes. To understand those attitudes as well as the economic and 
cultural forces behind them, one of the best sources available is the Institute for Southern Studies and its Web site, 
Facing South, which publishes excellent news analysis and investigative reporting.

The current offerings include a well-informed essay by editor Chris Kromm on Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell's 
sinister proclamation of Confederate History Month, for which he was forced to apologize. As Kromm explains, 
this incident is only the latest of many that have revealed the real message within the nostalgia for a certain heritage..."
 

Bill Clinton's biggest pre-Monica crime was being a friend to the Black man.

When the GOP needed a reason to impeach him, they went to The Arkansas Project,
which is a group of nigger-hatin' sons of bitches who hated pre-president Clinton for race reasons.
 

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Subject: Will Obama act like a man?

Obama needs to appoint HILLARY.

Why?

MANY reasons, but let's start with:

1. The conservatives would collectively scream themselves insane then  mind snap and implode,

2. She's a constitutional scholar.

3. She has spine.

4. The court will not be balanced until 5 of the 9 justices are FEMALE
    which will correctly represent the male/female ratio in the US.

The USSC is where she belongs, and it's a much better gig than POTUS.  It's FOR LIFE.
 Tally The Brilliant Goddess 
 

5. It would also stop her from challenging Obama in 2012.
 

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 Quotes

"I've not heard them cheer this loud in all my years." 
       -- Eldrick, lying to CBS about Sunday's crowds,   Link
 

 Hey Eldrick, IF they were cheering louder,
 was it because Mickelson was kicking your ass?

 Sidebar:
 I guess I expected CBS to cover for Eldrick the Cheater but they also covered up 
 for Eldrick the Golfer.  I didn't watch much of it, but twice I saw Eldrick hit a ball
 so wild the cameras couldn't even follow it.  One time they called it "miles off,"
 but the cameras never showed Eldrick searching for his ball - that'd be too much.

 They cut away and then they'd get back to Tiger once he was on the green.
 

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Any design guys/gals out there?
Can you make it printer-ready for the sticker people?
We should probably do a two-color design - what do you think?

Let's do a contest - thru May 1.
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What do we know about
http://www.netrootsnation.org/
in Las Vegas in July?

Have you ever been to Vegas in July?


Subject: Pentagram Chemtrails over Springfield, MO 


 

 We can't blame Marc Perkel for this - he vacated that Hellhole years ago.
 

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Marty always has good stuff.

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Whore AP: Toyota is Guilty

 Link

 Excerpt:
Toyota has routinely engaged in questionable, evasive and deceptive legal tactics when sued, frequently claiming
it does not have information it is required to turn over and sometimes even ignoring court orders to produce key
documents, an Associated Press investigation shows.

In a review of lawsuits filed around the country involving a wide range of complaints — not just the sudden
acceleration problems that have led to millions of Toyotas being recalled — the automaker has hidden the existence
of tests that would be harmful to its legal position and claimed key material was difficult to get at its headquarters in
Japan. It has withheld potentially damaging documents and refused to release data stored electronically in its vehicles.

For example, in a Colorado product liability lawsuit filed by a man whose young daughter was killed in a 4Runner
rollover crash, Toyota withheld documents about internal roof strength tests despite a federal judge's order that
such information be produced, according to court records. The attorneys for Jon Kurylowicz now say such
documents might have changed the outcome of the case, which ended in a 2005 jury verdict for Toyota.
 

Well, if the Whore AP says they're guilty, why even investigate?

And since the government has fined them $16M,
does that mean they know what went wrong?

If so, why are they waiting to tell us about it?
 

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Quotes

"If Obama is hurting your business...and you have to lay off someone,
  why not lay off an Obama voter? They contributed to your problem." 
       -- Rush-wannabe Kneel Bortz,    Link
 

 He might have a good idea there.

 If you don't like a bankrupt America, vote against the people who voted 
 to spend $1 trillion on Iraq and $1.5 trillion to give the super-rich tax cuts.

 If you vote your wallet, you'll vote Democrat every time.
 

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Glenn Miller Racist Senate Ad

He's a Klan-bagger running for the US Senate from Missouri

He was on Stern last week, ranting about "parasitic Jews"
and he also said "Hitler was a great man."

His web site is  http://www.whty.orgha ha

Get it?

White men have it so rough in America these days,
with that "nappy headed fella in the White House."

Good luck with that senate race, Glenn.


MarijuanAmerica
Guess what Cali's most profitable crop is?

 Link

 Excerpt:
All told, the state's annual marijuana crop is estimated by some to be worth about $14 billion, "dwarfing,"
in the words of a recent Associated Press story, "any other sector of the state's agricultural economy."

The economic collapse, in starkest particulars, has highlighted the fact that shifting marijuana from black market
to organic farmers' market could be a boon to ravaged state economies. True, President Obama, in touting his
new green economy, has thus far avoided mentioning this other, not-quite-so-new green economy. But some
politicians are beginning to. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced last year that "it's time for
a debate" about legalizing pot, just before it was estimated that decriminalization could net California $1.4 billion
in annual revenue. (Schwarzenegger is unlike most other governors in that not only has he smoked weed with
Tommy Chong, but when asked about it by an ambushing paparazzi with a video camera, he beamed and
nearly shouted, "We always had a good time!")
 

Jack Daniels is legal almost everywhere.
Alcohol is a dangerous, potentially lethal drug.

God's flowers are legal almost nowhere, and nobody
dies from pot unless a cop kills them during the arrest.
 

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MMA Rumors


Quotes

"Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself.   2 please his father he gave up his childhood
  and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!  No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity.
  Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason.  No woman just stays at home with
  the kids anymore. Tiger was wrong and Elin was ignoring the obvious.”
       -- actor Jim Carrey, reading Elin's mind and telling the world what she knew and when    Link
 

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Click Here to see Tina rip the publicity whore - Now w/ working link

Saturday we saw a great SNL.

Usually they bat about .150 (15 jokes out of 100)
Last week they batted maybe .850 because 
they had A WRITER on the show - Tina Fey.

Hey Lorne, hire some f-ing writers, would you?


Quotes

"Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues... if the Secretary of Defense 
  and the Chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff are comfortable with it, I'm probably 
  going to take my advice from them and not from Sarah Palin."
    -- Obama, after Judas Maximus tried to get a feud started between Obama and the Publicity Whore,    Link
 


'Please call me Judas. 
 I worked hard to get that title. "
 

"Why is Judas using an idiotic quote from a dimwitted former half-term governor of a small state as 
  the basis for a question to the president? In effect, the "GMA" host was saying, 'Some conspicuously 
  unintelligent right-wing media personality said something stupid about a subject she knows nothing about. 
  Mr. President, how to you respond?'" 
     -- Steve Benen,    Link
 

"When a former savvy White House figure like little Judas turns into a media hack who tries to gin up 
  controversy by starting an Obama-Palin "feud," you know there's really no hope left for intelligent 
  discourse in this country. No hope at all." 
    -- K in VA, who just figured out Judas was a sell-out whore,    Link
 

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Subject: I agree with Perkel

Bart, Lincoln should have let the southern states go.
They've been a financial and political drag on the North since the Civil War.
Hell, many of them still think they live in occupied territory.

Let 'em go. They can take Northern Idaho with them.
 Steve in MT
 

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Sarah Palin is a 'Slogan Machine'

Emarel plays all the instruments and does all the singing!

(Click the blue arrow under MUSIC)



You didn't get mad when...
 Heard on Thom Hartmann's show

 Link
 

Show this to your teabaggers friends and relatives
and especially show it to that racist, Obama-hating prick you work with.
 

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Del Castillo in Germany


Rick Del Castillo - has ax, will travel...

Lido                      Berlin, DE        Thursday Apr 15 10
Die Werkstatt     Cologne, DE     Friday     Apr 16 10

All you Teotons should go see Del Castillo.
Tell the guitar players that Bart says hey
 

I hope 'Teutons' isn't an insult.
I remember it from Blazing Saddles.
 

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Catholic priest roils Kenya
The accused priest continues to run the facility

 Link
 

Norway swamped by priest tips
 "I had so many emails, the server crashed,"

 Link
 

Oakland abuse victims speak
 Exploring sexual abuse in Bay Area parishes

 Link
 

Colorado Priest faces sex charges
 "They have sexual lives, but do not admit to it"

 Link
 

Delaware parish settles suit
 Dougherty was raped repeatedly as an altar boy

 Link
 

Canadian Church Hid Abuse
Monsignor Prince abused 13 boys over 20 years

 Link
 

Disclaimer for new readers:
I was never molested by anybody - I would say so if that happened.
I just don't like bullies or rapists or sex-crazy religious charlatans.
 

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Saw it on  http://whatnowtoons.com/


Quotes

"Speaker Pelosi likes to call the Republicans the 'Party of No'. 
  Some of us, we don’t like the way that sounds. It hurts our feelings..."
       -- LA Governor Bhabi Jindal at the Southern NaziCon Leadership Conference,   Link
 

 Could somebody get the Governor a tissue?

 I hope Nancy Pelosi is happy with herself - bringing Bhabi to tears this way.

 Hey, I have an idea:
 After they fire Michael Tom Steele, put this idiot Jindal 
 in charge of GOP gaffes and lesbain bondage field trips
 
 
 

"The GOP isn’t just the 'Party of No", we're the 
  'Party of Hell No' when it comes to health care."
       -- LA Governor Bhabi Jindal, babbling thru tears,   Link
 

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Subject: Del Castillo

Hola, I first heard of Del Castillo on your site 8 years ago.

Tthey played 70 yards from my brothers house in Austin a couple weeks ago at SXSW. 
Got to see them this past Friday at Danelctro's in Houston where I live. I'm a serious guitar player,
been playing since 74, and these guys are world class...very inspirational. 

I talked to Rick for a couple minutes and he was just super nice. 
Enjoy your site ... have you considered what to do when the Shirley pictures run out ?
 Dennis O
 

Dennis, thanks for that.
And no, I have not  :)
 

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Quotes

"Stupak betrays the pro-life movement and his district, then quits rather than face the wrath of either. 
  And don't weep for him: he'll segue right into the comfortable life of a DC lobbyist, which means that 
  he'll probably get a pay raise and will certainly enjoy the remainder of his term, free from the nagging 
  terror beginning to fill the lives of his Democratic colleagues. You can't trust a 'conservative' Democrat.
    -- Moe Lane,    Link
 

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Subject: The Teabagger Pledge

 Link
 

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Vatican forgives Beatles for 'bigger than Jesus' comment

 Link

 Excerpt:
Now in a move sanctioned by Pope Benny the rat, the Catholic Church has offered the Fab Four
its official seal of approval, forgiving them their various excesses and even lauding them as a “precious jewel”.
 

That was very magnanimous of Benny.
I guess we should drop the thousands of boy rape charges in return?
 

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From the Wizard of Whimsy


Quotes

"I support Michael Steele. Michael Steele is an outsider. It's good to have 
  an independent outsider trying to create some change in the Republican Party." 
    -- Sarah Palin, (R-Publicity Whore),  Link
 

 Really, Sarah?
 The Chairman of the Republican Party is an outsider?

 Really?

 If anyone else but you said that - it would've sounded stupid.
 

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Watch Cowboy Stadium get blown to bits.

You know the building - it's the one with 
the hole in the roof so God could throw up in it.

Damn, I would've liked to have been the guy
who got to bring down that ugly doghouse


Subject: Appoint a Corporation to the Supreme Court

Since the Supreme Court decided the corporations were people
maybe Obama should appoint a corporation to the Supreme Court
to replace retiring justice John Paul Stevens.

Maybe Wal-mart could serve as a justice on the court.

Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com

Founder of the Church of Reality
http://www.churchofreality.org
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.
 

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Quotes

"Of the Klan-baggers, only 35% believe blacks to be hardworking, only 45 % believe
  blacks are intelligent, and only 41% think that blacks are trustworthy." 
    -- 2010 Multi-state Survey on Klan-baggers, Race & Politics,  Link
 

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Subject: why people go crazy

For some time I have wondered why a group of people who I would never suspect being inclined to carry protest signs
and become involved in politics etc....suddenly are...Some suspect racism among other things and no doubt that is a part of it..

To me the common thread is a hatred of Government and a fear of the feds taking over their lives....I wondered why such a
resentment to a concept..something you really can't define but none the less seems real and has the potential of taking over your life.
In other words,controling you..

Then it hit me...What are they really relating to..the one thing that they have surrendered to that they have, without free will,
forsaken their humanity or freewill. Something that they can't explain but never the less are in a sense forced by social norms
guilt or loneliness to become a part of.

Bingo  ..... RELIGION... But they can't lash out at it... ..
It just won't fly even though in their heart of hearts they Know it is all bullshit.

They are so angry and the GOVERNMENT is the perfect target.. Easy to organize a group of people
against something they perceive as  something that will take away their freedoms  but it can't be the church..

Shell game...Go after the Government

Maybe someone alot smarter then me can take this idea and run with it or I will just put it in my next big pot of alligator gumbo.
 Alligator JIM
 

To me the big puzzle is their timing.

They didn't mind when Bush spent a trillion dollars to get 5,000 soldiers killed in Iraq
and they didn't mind when Bush borrowed $1.5 trillion to give tax cuts to the super-rich
...but they went ape-shit when Obama saved GM and made a profit doing it.

That and health care - they HATE the poor having health care - why?
It's gotta be cheaper in the long run to PREVENT illness rather than TREAT it.

As long as the Democrats refuse to list the facts, ignorance will
continue to rule the lives of a hundred million Americans or more.
 

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FAA grounds anti-Tiger plane
First the crooked Florida sheriffs, now the FAA?


 Link

 Excerpt:
An airplane that towed banners taunting Tiger Woods about his sex scandal during the Masters
has been ordered to stop until it undergoes minor repairs.

Kathleen Bergen, an Atlanta-based spokeswoman for the Federal Aviation Administration,
said Friday that FAA flight safety inspectors issued the order after meeting with the plane’s pilot.

The single-engine Cessna made two flights near Augusta National as Woods played Thursday
in the first round of the Masters, close enough that the banners could be read from the course
 

So, the FAA had taken on the role of protecting Eldrick from ridicule?
Why did they decide an emergency inspection was called for?

The plane was allowed to fly home to Ohio, but it was "unsafe" for them to fly around Georgia?
Is there no end to the special protection for this super-rich Republican?

There's Justice, there's Justice for white people, Justice for Blacks, Justice for the poor
and then there's Justice for billionaire Blacks who fall asleep in the street after a car wreck.
 

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Subject: health care in the Philippeans

My SS provides us with enough income to live pretty well, , whereas in the U.S., I would be living
under a bridge somewhere. Although there are some trade offs living in a 3rd world country, like it’s
hard to get good pizza here and driving is a bit challenging, the benefits far outweigh the negatives.

Although we have no medical insurance, a doctors visit is about $10.00. Less than the deductible
I paid in the U.S. and without the $1,500 per month insurance premiums we paid for being a little bit
older and with a pre existing condition! I had pneumonia a while back and the total bill, including doctor,
tests, and medicine was less than $100.00. And yes, the doctors are as good here as in the U.S. and
maybe even better, since they take the time to actually talk to you.

The Philippines is a beautiful country and the folks here are great. We travel around the islands a bit
and just enjoy the beauty of it all. For anyone thinking about moving here a great website that answers
a lot of questions about the Philippines is: www.livinginthephilippines.com. Or, feel free to e mail me directly.

Thanks Bart for all you do.
  Greg in the Philippines
 

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Quotes

"Don't know much about history
  Don't know much biology
  Don't know much about a science book
  Don't know much about the French I took..."
    -- your average teabagger,
 

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Eldrick Loses Again
 It was nice to see Phil win

 Link
 

Eldrick's profanity aired live on CBS
 He promised to show more respect for the game


       "Tiger Woods, you suck!  Goddamn it."

 Link
 

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Is it possible to be this stupid?

 Video

Rep Hank Johnson, a Black Democrat from Georgia, is afraid the island of Guam
might "tip over" if too many people are on the island at the same time.

Sir, Guam isn't a dinner plate floating on the ocean.
It's sitting on a mountain that goes all the way to the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
It can't tip over any more than the United States can tip over.

Sir, how did you get in the US congress?

It's funny, when Johnson says that, the military officer he's grilling replied,
"We do not anticipate that happening," which was tons better than laughing out loud.

When contacted afterwards, Johnson's spokesman tried his best to paper over his Texas-sized blunder:

“I wasn’t suggesting that the island of Guam would literally tip over. I was using a metaphor to say
that with the addition of 8,000 Marines and their dependents – an additional 80,000 people during
peak construction to the port on the tiny island with a population of 180,000 – could be a tipping point
which would adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and over burden its already overstressed infrastructure.

“Having traveled to Guam last year, I saw firsthand how this beautiful – but vulnerable island – is already
overburdened, and I was simply voicing my concerns that the addition of that many people could tip the
delicate balance and do harm to Guam.”
 

Nice try, Dude, but you said what you said.

Sure, everyone has a brain fart now and then, but this time it was
...unfortunate that the cameras were rolling to catch this massive screw-up.
 

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Subject: Benny the Rat

Benny refused to boot a California priest because he was "too young" 
while letting the Wisconsin rapist off the hook because he was "too old."

I'd bet you won't find a sign on Benny's desk that says "the butt stops here."
 Steamer
 

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Subject: Consortium News and Hillary

Bart, Robert Parry may know a thing or 2 that we dont.

Fine, he should tell what he knows, instead of reading 
her mind and then telling us what she's thinking.

Hillary is in thrall to the NeoCons. 

Compared to whom?

No doubt she would do a lot for ordinary people if she were president, more than Obama. 
But its the stuff she does to other country's ordinary people that bothers me. See Yugoslavia.
 Mike D
 

See Yugoslavia?
Are you talking about the Nineties when Bill stopped Milosombitch's 
genocide without losing a single American soldier's life in combat?

I remember Rush saying, "It's not a real war unless some 
American soldiers die to prove we stand for something..."

Yeah, Bush proved how right the vulgar Pigboy was.
 

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Subject: Palin and the Discovery Channel

Bart... could you post The Discovery Channel's "viewer relations" web page re: Palin's program?
Discovery deserves a swift kick in the nut sack for this...
  Ron S

http://extweb.discovery.com/viewerrelations
 

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