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 Wednesday  April 14,  2010  Vol 2507 - Muted bark 

Quote of the Day

"Children are not puppies."
     -- Mike Huckabigot,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Obama - Listen to Pigboy HOT
Arrow Benny the Rat's cover-up HOT
Arrow Grayson Raises $800K
Arrow OKIE Militia is coming  
Arrow Dem Wins Florida House Race HOT
Arrow Wilding w/ GOP credit card 
Arrow Mining for information 
Arrow Kristen Bell Number 9 


Mike Malloy Live


"Obama's literally saying that if an American city were gassed or hit with a biological weapon and 
  millions were dying in the streets coughing their lungs out,  we would not use nuclear weapons to reply? 
  It is totally absurd. Itís beyond belief that a president would say that and it shows that Obama might be
  the first anti-American president weíve ever had."  
    -- Dick Morris (R-Toe Sucker),   Link

 Hey Dick, I have a question for you.
 On 9-11 we were attacked by 15 Saudis.
 Why didn't Monkey Fuhrer glass Saudi Arabia?

 It it because he's the first anti-America president?

 There are what - twenty nations now with nukes?
 Why do you want to start a worldwide nuclear war, Dick?


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Obama - Listen to Pigboy


Dear President Obama,
You have been warned by your Republican friends that if you dare to pick a Supreme Court nominee 
who is anything less than radically right-wing, that a filibuster will be the result.

But Rush Limbaugh has some advice for you! Sure, they may be a couple of years old, but I'm sure he 
means them just as much today as he did in 2005.  Rush said to tell them to shut the hell up:

"I'm tired of these Democrats acting like they won the election. Somebody needs to stand up and say, 
'When you win the election, you pick the nominees. Until then, shut up! Just shut up! Just go away! 
Bury yourselves in your rat holes and don't come out until you win an election. When you win an election, 
you can put all these socialist wackos, like Ginsburg and Breyer, on the court, but until then, SHUT UP!' "

I think we all know there is zero chance that Obama will ever tell someone to shut up.
I've always said I like my president to have a bit oif a temper.

Maybe I'll get my wish in 2016?


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Benny the Rat's cover-up
 A timeline of crimes committed by God's man on Earth



Given the rash of reports about the current pope's alleged involvement in the cover-up of clerical child abuse
in a number of countries, I thought I'd produce a timeline for the convenience of anyone studying the matter. 
It's no doubt incomplete, but hopefully helpful to those studying the issue.

March 1977: Ratzinger appointed Archbishop of Munich by Pope Paul VI.

January 1980: Ratzinger chairs the Munich Diocesan Council meeting where the case of a priest, Peter Hullermann, 
accused of sex abuse is discussed. (Hullerman, 31, had plied an 11 year old boy with alcohol and then had the kid blow him) 
The Council decides to refer the priest to counseling.  

Oh, that's a great move, Benny!
Nothing like a little counseling when it comes to sex crimes on kids.

Within weeks Hullerman is reassigned to another parish. (Ratzinger's man in Munich, Gerhard Gruber, has since assumed
"full responsibility" for this assignment, noting that there were more than 1,000 priests in the archdiocese and that Ratzinger 
entrusted that kind of personnel matter to his subordinates.)

No, it doesn't work that way.
YOU took responsibility for the position so it's ON YOU.

(Rev. Hullerman is to be convicted in 1986 of molesting young boys but is only suspended from the priesthood 
recently when this news story breaks.)

November 17, 1981:


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OKIE Militia is coming
 It's an entire army of Tim McVeighs


Frustrated by recent political setbacks, teabagger leaders and some conservative members of the 
Oklahoma Legislature say they would like to create a new volunteer militia to help defend against 
what they believe are improper federal infringements on state sovereignty.

You toothless handjobs are going to talke on the US military?

Teabagger leaders say they've discussed the idea with several supportive lawmakers and hope to get 
legislation next year to recognize a new volunteer force. They say the unit would not resemble militia groups 
that have been raided for allegedly plotting attacks on law enforcement officers.

No, and how could they?   Ignorant asses who hate "the govenment" when a Black man runs it?
How could anyone confuse them with other ignorant asses who hate "the govenment" when a Black man runs it?

"Is it scary? It sure is," said tea party leader Al Gerhart, who heads an umbrella group of  teabagger factions 
called the Oklahoma Constitutional Alliance. "But when do the states stop rolling over for the federal government?"

Thus far, the discussions have been exploratory. Even the proponents say they don't know how an armed force 
would be organized nor how a state-based militia could block federal mandates. Critics also asserted that the force 
could inflame extremism, and that the National Guard already provides for the state's military needs.

"Have they heard of the Oklahoma City bombing?" said Joseph Thai, a constitutional law professor at OU.
The state observes the 15th anniversary of the anti-government attack on Monday. Such actions could 
"throw fuel in the fire of radicals," he said.

I have an idea.
Damn up and divert the Red River to where it no longer splits Texas and Oklahoma and give the 
above 64 IQ people a chance to move to saner states and then both Tejas and Oklahoma can secede 
from America and put Robert E Lee on the dollar bill and legalize slavery and shut the fuck up.


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"I donít do nearly as many reports on African-Americans or their problems, because we donít want to be 
  put in a situation where our opinion is taken out of context, rammed down our throat as Media Matters does. 
  So unless itís a big thing, if itís an optional thing where I used to do it, Iím not doing it anymore."
       -- Bil O'reilly, tired of Media Matters listing the facts,  Link


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We need a new Bartcop bumper sticker.

Any design guys/gals out there?

I'm not asking foir a lot of your time - just a bumper sticker.

Can you make it printer-ready for the sticker people?
We should probably do a two-color design - what do you think?

Let's do a contest - thru May 1.
The best sticker art becomes the new flagship for

There's a "valuable" prize for the winner!

   I have Photoshop, Bart - Glad to help! 

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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Grayson Raises $800K
That's what happens when you list the facts


Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Hero), the fiery liberal best known for his insults and punchlines against the Fascist dogs, 
has sure been able to parlay his notoriety into financial support.

The Orlando Sentinel reports that Grayson's campaign expects to report raising an astonishing $803,000 in the 
first quarter of 2010, and that he has $1.5 million on hand. (Over half appears to have come from a March 27 
money-bomb online fundraiser, which took in $470,000.) Grayson's campaign said that the donations came 
from approximately 25,000 individual donors, with an average contribution of $32.

If other Democrats would list the facts and tell the truth
they'd have a lot more money and that's more power so why don't they?


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"A moderator shall ask questions directly of Ms Palin.   For Q&A, the questions are to be collected 
  from the audience in advance, pre-screened, and a designated representative shall ask questions 
  directly to avoid delay time with a roving microphone in the audience."
       -- Ben Smith, who adds, Most six-figure speakers take some audience questions and pre-screening is unheard of.    Link

  But Sarah can't take questions that aren't pre-screened because she's a f-ing moron who can't think.

  If she gets the questions in advance, she can pick out the easiest ones, then ask someone 
  who's smarter than her (everyone in the counrty but Bush) and write their answers on her hand.

  Seriously, republicans, do we need another super-moron president?


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Subject: Why not have "Share" links to Facebook, etc. ?

I don't know how you do it, but lots of folks would love to post stuff they read here.
Good way to get your name out, no?
 Rick from Fullerton CA

Thanks to Deborah H for the Share it Tip


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 Fox News brainwashes

Random thought...

Why doesn't Obama say, "I want to make our taxes the same rate they were under Reagan."

That would be a nice tax increase on the super-rich after Bush gave them hundred of billions of dollars
 and what could the Right do, scream, "That's socialism?"

Reagan was a socialist?

It's so f-ing easy but the Dempocrats refuse to do it.


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Subject: Palin in Boston

Bart, Mooselini polluted Boston Common today. 
Most of the news focused on the teabaggers, but counterprotestors were there too. 
Not one Mass. politician would appear with her tho the State House is yards away from the common.

Of course, while bitching about the stimulus she conventiently omitted that Bush made it necessary.
 Jane, who now needs to fumigate the Common,


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Mining for information
 by that idiot Howard Kurtz


It's depressingly clear, based on a recent spate of stories, that mine safety efforts in this country have 
become utterly dysfunctional.  In a nutshell, as last week's tragedy in West Virginia made all too obvious,
unsafe mines are allowed to remain in operation, endangering the lives of those who work within their dark confines. 

Isn't this partially on Obama?

When the mines caved in under Bush, we knew it was because he'd look the other way, getting the 
heavy boot of the feds off the throats of those "poor" mining companies, but what's Obama's excuse?

When Massey failed all those inspections, why didn't the Sec of Interior (Is that who's in charge?) shut them down?


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MMA Rumors

Do you like to write?

We could use a stock market person.

We could use a sports person.

We could use a "What's new in gadgets" person.

We could probably use a "What's new at Apple" person.

We could also use utility writers - I hear Rob Blagoevich (whatever)
is about to go on trial for his "crimes."  Anybody care to cover that?

We need more writers.

  I want to write, Bart 

Sarah Palin is a 'Slogan Machine'  Now with working link!

Emarel plays all the instruments and does all the singing!

(Click the blue arrow under MUSIC)

Subject: I got hired!!

Bart, my 4 hour job interview from hell ended after an hour and forty minutes.
Before I got to Green Bay, the cellphone negotiations were done
and I went into the headhunter's office to sign the paperwork.

I start on May 3, after a year of being jobless.

Dude, congrats on the great news.
Ain't nothing like a regular paycheck.


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Democrat Wins Florida U.S. House Race
 First race since Obamacare was passed - people like it


Democratic state Sen. Ted Deutch has handily won the first U.S. House race since Congress passed Obamacare.
Deutch got 62 percent of the vote compared to 36 percent for Rethug reptile Ed Lynch.

The Whore AP called the race about two hours after polls closed.

Deutch had faced Lynch in the special election to replace retiring Democratic U.S. Rep. Robert Wexler.

Lynch sought to make the race a referendum on the healthcare bill in District 19, where about 40 percent of voters 
are senior citizens. But he had a difficult task ó Dems outnumber Rethugs in the South Florida district by more than two-to-one.
Deutch will serve the remaining months of Wexler's term, then will have to run in November for his own full term.


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Del Castillo in Germany

Rick Del Castillo - bad ax...

Lido                      Berlin, DE        Thursday Apr 15 10
Die Werkstatt     Cologne, DE     Friday      Apr 16 10

All you Teotons should go see Del Castillo.
Tell the guitar players that Bart says hey

I hope 'Teutons' isn't an insult.
I remember it from Blazing Saddles.


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Wilding w/ GOP credit card


She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.

Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx ó $40,000 at a London hotel, 
and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements 
show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh 
Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was a forfeited deposit.

The credit card records offer the latest behind-the-scenes look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending 
by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards 
to spend donors' money with little oversight, but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an 
underling's card ó without her knowledge, she says.

 These stories from  


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"Since leaving office, Palin has brought in at least 100 times her old salary Ė more than $12 million -- through 
  television and book deals and a heavy schedule of speaking appearances worth five and six figures. That estimate 
  is based on publicly available records and news accounts. The actual number is probably much higher, 
  but is hard to quantify because Palin does not publicize her earnings." 
       -- Matthew Mosk,    Link

  And her dim-witted followers think she quit "to make a diiference."


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Subject: how can you tell if you're in a gay bar?

 Don't Click if nudity offends you


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"If I said what Eldrick said on the air, I would be fired.  Someone dismissed it as him having
  a camera in his face.  Well, guess what? Phil Mickelson had a camera in his face all week
  and did you even hear him come close to approaching that? He didnít hit every shot the way
  he wanted. Have you ever heard Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus use that kind of language?
    -- CBS Golf announcer Jim Nantz, on Tiger's childish temper tantrums,  Link


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Subject: Cindy P - thanks for moving suggestions

Bart.....thank you so much for printing my email inquiry about moving out of the good ole USofA.
I checked out most of the suggestions, China and Mexico are out......been to both places, 
but I would not even think of moving there......Australia and NZ would be ideal, but I am told 
you have to have a crap load of money to move there 

Ecuador looks really good, and so does Panama......the most helpful site was International Living.
So, if all goes well, 2012 looks like my move date......I do not know what I will do since I will not teach.
but I will find something to keep me busy.....

Keep hammering away at the wing nuts.....I also hope you and your readers will continue to follow 
how the Republican FL legislature is trying to takeover the schools here and privatize's a disgrace
Again, thanks so much to you and your readers......
Cindi P


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The Million Fag March

AKA "Let's fuck with Fred Phelps"

Topeka, KS  May 1

Each year brings hundreds of people. The crowd is an extremely diverse mix of race, gender, sexual orientation,
religious (and non-religious) affilliation, and political viewpoint that drew national media attention.
As we stress the use of peaceful and lawful demonstration, we are able to hold a meaningful event
without any negative incident. In fact, the March tends to be as much about fun and friendship as it is about the WBC.
One might even call the MFM "family friendly."

Sally's Idol Review


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"I think it's safe to say Obama won't consider the Democratic base 
  when he makes his decision about the Supreme Court."
    -- Joe Sudbay      Link

 I agree and that pissses me of and it should piss you off, too.


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Subject: Nuclear Security Summit makes our World a Safer Place

Today's nuclear security summit is a big step towards making the world a safer place for humanity. 
President Obama is earning his Nobel Peace Prize retroactively as he brings the world together under 
the common realization that the only way to win a nuclear war is to never have one. There is a Bible quote, 
"They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. 
Nation will not take up sword against nation, nor will they train for war anymore."

In this modern age we are smashing the atoms of plutonium 
into electricity to bring the light of peace and prosperity to the world.

Marc Perkel
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Founder of the Church of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.


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Roger Waters - New Wall Tour


Former Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters is taking "The Wall" on the road this fall for a historic 36-date 
North American tour starting September 15 in Toronto. The trek will wrap December 13 in Anaheim, Calif.

The 1979 concept album has been performed only 31 times in concert -- by Pink Floyd in a handful of cities
in 1980-81, and by Waters with an all-star cast in July 1990 to commemorate the fall of the Berlin Wall the year before.

Waters, who played Pink Floyd's other opus "The Dark Side of the Moon" in its entirety during a 2007-08 trek,
will reportedly take "The Wall" to Europe in 2011, but no dates have yet been announced.

The tour will feature a 240-foot-wide and 35-foot-tall wall constructed and torn down as the show progresses. 
Other props and special effects are expected to be part of the show.

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