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 Wed-Thursday,  December 22-23, 2010     Vol 2627 - Tasty blizzard


Quote of the Day

 "Levi Johnston has a new girlfriend
  named Sunny Oglesby.  Is there anyone
  in Alaska with a normal human name?

     --  Jimmy Fallon




In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Tax breaks - to build an ark?
Arrow Coburn to 9-11 Heroes: Drop Dead
M Moore on Assange charges
Arrow Monkey mail from eco-Russell
Arrow Lying BART cop reinstated
Arrow Tunnel People of Las Vegas
Arrow Gabby Solis car-jacked!

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"A new Gallup poll finds that 40% of Americans believe God created humans in their present form
  about 10,000 years ago, while 38% believe God guided a process by which humans developed over
  millions of years from less advanced life forms. Just 16% believe that humans developed over
  millions of years, without God's involvement.”
    -- Political Wire,    Link   

 About 16% of America is sane.
 The other 84 percent believe in ghosts, goblins and life after death.

 Why did America turn her back on science and logic?
 The rest of the world is laughing at our religious insanity.

 Like the man said:
"Science and logic can fly you to the Moon.
  Religion makes you fly into skyscrapers."

  One last thing:
 Jesus was born in the Spring so stop
 claiming December 25th is about religion.

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Subject: you're the Big Pizza eating zombie

Eat another Big fat fucking Pizza Bart, you are mirror of the nutrient density of this planet.
A shallow synthetic mutation. Globalized in a pack full of shit sandwiches and shit Pizza.

This can only be from Russell, the nearly-sane EcoSutra environmental mentalist.

"We are faced with two possible futures. One is a diversity of crops, of cultures, and of cuisines
that can inhabit ecosystems sustainably and produce healthy food for urban centers. The other is
long-distance food from nowhere, mono-cultural systems that aren't sustainable, and simplified diets,
especially for the poor. Global pizza typifies the second option."

I have no idea what point you're trying to make.

That Pizza You Ordered Delivered May be Shutting Down Small Farms and Polluting the Planet:
Oh Domino's!

Eat that Big Pizza Bart. You are the Zombie now!

Russell Berns

Dude, stop and think what kind of ambassador you are,
to have good Ol' eco-friendly Bart as your enemy.
If you shoot your friends, how does your organization grow?

Why make sane people your enemy?
You have a great product, but you sell things like Obama (not a compliment).

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"I would say to my friend Mitch the Bitch from Kentucky: Just because you say it, doesn’t make it true.
  Rethugs have a habit of repeating things that have been completely refuted by every fact there is.” 
-- John Kerry, using new language that Americans can actually understand,    Link

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Coburn to 9-11 Heroes: Drop Dead
Challenges Inhofe for "Biggest Asshole' award

"Inhofe ain't got shit on me when
  it comes to being a major douche


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"Tom Coburn is the man who is vowing to slow this down or block it, so that the necessary
  funding for the illnesses of the first responders who made it to Ground Zero to try to save lives
  on the day that America changed -- remember? This is the Senator who is vowing to block it
  so that it doesn't make it through. Sen. Tom Coburn, Republican of Oklahoma.”

      -- FOX's Shep Smith, showing signs of being human,    Link

   "Block it!  Block it!  Screw those 9-11 first responders
     and screw that nigger in the White House, too!!"

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"Sarah Palin needs to go to college. Political college, world affairs college, and she is. 
  She's hired a bunch of advisers and they're giving her a whole bunch of tracks to learn, 
  because it is a sophisticated deal."
   -- Bill O'Reilly claiming Palin has the ability to learn,    Link

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Subject: Haley (R-Racist)

Hey Bart
I bet from Haley (Draft Deferment) Barbour’s sofa in Yazoo City,
Viet Nam didn’t seem “that bad” either.

Keep the hammer swinging!


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Season's Greetings from Panther Mac

Southwest Airlines

There they go again...

They've sent me another invitation to get another Chase VISA card
promising us two round trip tickets anywhere they fly for just $59.

I assume they do that so they can eventually trap the debtor into paying 30%
on some big balance but I spent 25 years in Credit World and I'm not paying
any interest so they'll continue to lose money on us.

And if YOU have to take a sudden trip for two to the other coast,
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Subject: Bart runs and hides


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Michael Moore on Assange charges
"Rape charges should be taken very seriously"


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Subject: FOX Viewers more ignorant

If there was any doubt:

We found that those who watch Fox nearly every day,
compared to those who never or only watch it a little,
are more likely to believe some pieces of misinformation...

It has been statistically proven that you will be more misinformed
if you watch Fox (News) than other networks.

My favorite discovery:

The effect was also not simply a function of partisan bias, as people
who voted Democratic and watched Fox News were also more likely to
have such misinformation than those who did not watch it.

Yes, even if you voted Dem you were just as likely to be adversely
affected by the power of Fox News. It's like an evil, near-invincible
force, just waiting to suck in its next helpless victim.

Ever see the movie Videodrome?
 The Angry Liberal

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"There’s much for Democrats to be angst-ridden about.
  If they think it’s bad now, wait till next year.”
-- Mitch the Bitch, promising to be a bigger bitch next year,  Link

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Subject: Jacob's "Why I hate Bill Clinton" Message

Bart, what was it in Jacob's message that indicates to you that he is less than sane?

My first clue was this:

"Clinton did more to destroy
our country than Ronnie and the chimp combined."

Like a lot of Democrats, Jacob compares Clinton to some mythical "perfect president" who never existed.

I assume you agree with him?

If we were in court and I could hammer Jacob with questions that a judge would
force him to answer, I think this debate would be over in about five minutes.

I wonder who his favorite president is?
I'll bet it's President Kucinich.

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“Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his
lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent
family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds
me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of
their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks
and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru
or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”

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Subject: Obama

A friend still believes: 
Obama knows what he's doing and playing a super deep chess game.

But somehow at the same time they also believe:
Obama is being held hostage by those around him  and can't do what  he really wants.
I told my friend that politically, he was getting too right wing for me.
Like the right wing, they too believe Obama is a liberal.
What's going on is  exactly what Obama wants. Believe your lying eyes.
"Now watch this drive..."
Thanks for keeping the hammer reality-based Bart!

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Guess the City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, last issue's mystery city is El Morro, San Juan, Puerto Rico
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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, last issue's history mystery is Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.
  Stan in Durant, OK

Bart, here's another picture of Jackie.
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