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 Friday-Monday,  Feb 11-14, 2011     Vol 2649 - Procrastibation

Saw it on

Quote of the Day

  "The objective of the liberals
    is to destroy this country."
        --  hate radio host Herman Cain,
            trying to out-crazy everyone at CPAC
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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow The world has changed...
Arrow Egyptian torturers US-trained
Study: Rethugs are 300% liars
Arrow Rape Club Strikes Again
Arrow Poor don't need heat?
Arrow Chamber Threatens BradBlog
Arrow Barbara Stoyanoff, supermodel

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"Our current president came out of nowhere. Came out of nowhere. The people that went
  to school with him, they don’t even know him. They never saw him. They don’t know who he is.
  With no track record – and I will tell you, he’s got nothing to criticize. He’s a wonderful guy,
  he’s a nice man, but there was no record. Nothing to criticize. He didn’t go in wars. He didn’t go
  in battles. He didn’t beat this one, that one, have enemies all over the place. Nobody knew who
  the hell he was. He’s now our president! "
-- Donald Trump, losing the last of his credibility at CPAC
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  The hotel where they all stayed has bed bugs.


  Did Trump bring the bed bugs from one of his hotels?

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The world has changed...

...since last issue.  Have you ever seen that many hysterically happy people at one time?

Thursday, when Mubarak gave his "Go to hell" speech, I thought a bloodbath was coming.
News reports said hundreds of people were advancing on the presidential palace,
but for some reason they stopped before a slaughter could begin.

It looked like Mubarak intentionally put that in motion - having his people leak that
he was about to resign, so hundreds of thousands of people went to the Square.
Then the bad news came and alllllll those people were emotionally crushed - but
it did cause more people to flood the Square, which increased pressure on Mubarak.

Apparently the army told Mubarak that they'd no longer support him, or,
did Mubarak need that last 24 hours to stash his stolen billions in a safe place?

They said he left by helicopter - how much gold can you get on a chopper?
Then, once he was gone, Switzerland bravely announced that they would
freeze his assets but surely he only left a few "ghost" dollars there.

But then the party of the century started.

Let's hope their government doesn't get hijacked.

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Infighting Quotes
"I will not call Rick santorum a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal.
  I'll let his wife call him that instead.”  -
-- the Publicity Whore, attacking Man-on-Dog Sex Santorum after
          Santorum said Palin skipped CPAC "for business opportunities."

Every time she opens her mouth she reminds people
  what a terrible, horrible president she'd be.

Infighting Quotes
"It’s a sad day in American history when a one-time conservative/libertarian stalwart has
  fallen more out of touch with America’s needs for national security than our current socialist
  presidential regime. Ron Paul is clearly off his meds and must be purged from public office."
-- Jordan Marks, national director of The Young Americans for Freedom,
          after voting Ron Paul off its national advisory board,

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Egyptian 'torturers' trained by FBI
No wonder the world hates us

Subject: Patriot Act Defeated in the House

It was good to see the so called "Patriot Act" get voted down yesterday in the House of Representatives.

Liberty-loving Democrats and Tea Party Republicans teamed up against the White House,
establishment Democrats and establishment Republicans to help end the lawless unlimited
government spying on the American public.

For the last 10 years the government has used 9-11 as an excuse you undermine the Constitution and
move America towards a police state. I'm glad to see that there are at least a few members of Congress
who understand that "Freedom" is more than a slogan and that "We the People" actually means something.
 Marc Perkel


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Study: Rethugs are 300% liars
You can't hardly find a non-liar Rethug

"The Wright Brothers invented this amazing flying train..."
-- Russell Brand, after Ryan Seacrest asked him how he got
          from New York to Los Angeles in less than 24 hours.

  It was probably the best line of the night - and it was an ad-lib.

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Subject: Robert Plant  


As far as I'm concerned, there's no problem with Robert Plant playing country music. 
But as a famous rocker, he needs to do two things:

1. Advertise that he's playing country
2. Not play any old rock songs, unless he's going to play them as rock songs.
 Russ the Pillar

BINGO and dittoes to that.

They bill the show as "the voice of Led Zeppelin,"

but then you end up getting the voice of Nashville.

Subject: Robert Plant  

Dear BartZep,
I have not felt compelled to write you in awhile...but I could not resist pointing out
that you seem to be pining for a Led Pony!!!  Mean Mr. Plant keeps telling you that
you can't have it and that seems to be making you very angry with Him. 

You are correct.

I am sure that I don't need to remind you that Mean Mr. Plant can't hit the high notes
the way he used to - but do agree with you that his new music with Alison Krause,
while interesting, still does not fly as high as the Zeppelin we all know & love.

Maybe you missed the issue where I said the high notes aren't what matters.
The Zeppelin movie was filmed in 1973 and Plant couldn't hit the high notes then
but that didn't stop him from touring in 1975, 1977 and 1980.

His self-hatred has kept the most exciting musician in the world from touring.
That pisses me off (But Page says he has an album coming.)

Steven Tyler told Howard Stern that he flew to London and "jammed with Zeppelin"
after Mean Mr. Plant refused to tour with his old friends.
  Tyler said it went so well,
"they" asked him to join the band - but he declined the offer.  (Bad career move.)
In the past you have defended the mostly unsuccessful entertainment "career" of
the vapid Paris Hilton from her critics,

Is that true?
I've often asked why she's the most hated woman in America,
unless Kim Kardashian or Snooki has taken that 'title' from her

Paris is still, to my knowledge, the only person in American history
who was thrown in jail because the people demanded it.

...while also condemning the successful career of a modern day movie star, Tom Cruise,
for his unusual and unappealing personal choices and behaviour over the last few years

Tom Cruise can't act - not one bit -
even after all these years in the business.
I know it, you know it, Bob Dole knows it and the American people know it.
But I
will give him props for having the balls to share the screen with REAL actors.

-  but I believe you should let go of your personal attacks on Robert Plant over his
current creative choices.  He does not seem to want to re-live the glory days of
Led Zep for whatever reason.

I believe I have a right to my opinions.
While mourning the apparent unlikely scenario of another Led Zeppeling reunion tour,
you can continue to enjoy the video of what may be their final performance in London
(that was available on your site and which I wish I would have purchased when it was available). 

 Jim in Seattle, WA  

It's still available, (PayPal $37 to - Tell him Bart in Tulsa sent you)
Plant told Kelsey Grammer (of all people) that that show
would eventually be available on DVD and Blu-Ray.

This picture came with this statement:

“Amazing though how much he dislikes the other guys…
  ….a full on Zep reunion tour is never going to happen.”

So maybe I'm right - maybe he's just being a dick.

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Rape Club Strikes Again
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Subject: Google ads


I’m frustrated on your behalf that people have no clue how Google ads work.
They don’t seem to get it that Republicans are helping keep Bartcop alive (via Google)
so you can bring down the Hammer on them!

Andy, thanks for that.

Subject: Google ads

Hi Bart, the google ads are targeted to the user.
So the ones complaining about getting Republican ads have a
cookies that identifies them as someone who would like to see that ad.

My political google ads are nearly all progressive.
Because I also go to my printing site most days, one day almost all
of your google ads were "Vista Printing". I think I counted 5 of them.

Buy deleting the cookies and cache the advertising targeting
will be reset and the ads will be random again.

So in short, it not your site that generates the google ad content,
it is the browsing history of the complainer.

Hope that helps.
 Another Andy

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Bart, I read about your fund-raising problems and I'm here to help.
I will add 50% to any donation you get up to $1,000.

If a reader sends in $50, instead of giving them 6 months of Bartcop Radio
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You've kept me sane in some crazy times,
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MA, thanks - that was way cool.

Obama: Poor don't need heat in the winter
A trillion dollars for the super-rich but the poor can do without heat?


Seriously, Barack?
You're cutting poor peoples' heat by 40 fucking percent?

Why not just come out and say, "Fuck the poor - let them freeze to death?"
I can't wait for the Obama apologists to explain why this is OK.

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Subject: "I don't recall..."

Bart, Reagan was not indicted.
When questioned, he claimed not to recall.

His claims were not challenged,
for fear his mental state would be exposed.

I remember reporters would ask Reagan to comment on Iran-Contra and
he'd reply, "It's an ongoing investigation, but when I'm free to speak,
you won't be able to shut me up."

Then, when the time came, he finally said, "I know nothing," like Sgt Schultz.

Then there's that classic Reagan quote that went something like,

"In my heart, I was sure we didn't trade weapons for hostages,
  but history and the facts say otherwise."

Reagan was nothing more than a doddering old fool and a bigot
but he's a real hero to the Palin worshippers.

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BCR 165

I'd like to put a sample of  BCR 165 on tomorrow's page.
Since I have no live audience, I don't know which (if any) parts are good/funny.

If you, the reader, have heard 
BCR 165 and found something good/funny,
could you suggest a short sampler for people to hear?

I only heard from two listeners.
Am I really doing these shows for two people?

Another possibility:
Nothing in
BCR 165 was good/funny.
BCR 166 will be better...

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Subject: Reagan vs Russians

Actually Bart, I think Jimmy Carter hastened the death of the Soviet Union far more than Reagan did.
For one thing, the boycott of the Moscow Olympics in 1980 not only deprived the USSR of a major
propaganda vehicle, but the subsequent withholding of all that hard currency hastened their following debt crisis.
The Olympic hockey team defeat totally demoralize the Russians. Although Mr. Carter had no direct
involvement in this, of course, it did happen under his watch. If this had happened during Reagan's term
the right wingers would claim he scored the winning goal.
Not only that, but Carter wisely stood by as the Soviets invaded Afghanistan because he knew history
and realized that countries that attack the Afghans don't fare well in the long run. No reason to arm
the mujahadeen, they were going to take care of the invaders eventually.
And yet Carter is an idiot, and Reagan is a genius and a saint.
What country is this I'm living in, anyway?
Stay warm, Bart, and thanks for all you do.

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  to listen to the American people. Having said that, the state of Hawaii has said that
  he was born there. That’s good enough for me."
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"Hey, if people want to believe John Boehner is someone who cheats on his wife,
  who am I to say he isn’t?   Is that okay by you, Speaker?  Fine. Then I’ll feel free
  to spread that story around, or at least tacitly approve it by refusing to insist that
  it’s just rumor.  Until someone proves otherwise–and even if they don’t– I’ll do
  nothing to correct the record except to say, “Hey, I believe that Boehner believes
  that he’s not a two-timing cheat, but who am I to tell anyone what to think?’”
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Saw it on

Subject: Google GOP ads

Dear Bart,

Christ I can’t believe someone would stop reading your excellent page
 just because google throws up some righty ads.

I laugh my ass off when I see those come up, because I think that means
some republican nut is unwittingly supporting your cause and almost certainly
not reaching his intended audience.

So, yeah, just because of that I’m going to subscribe to your radio thing.

Keep swinging
 Chris in Denver

Chris, my radio thing would be happy to have you.
We intend to record again Tuesday night.

And if you see a GOP ad, they might ask you for some feedback :)

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"I keep praying that God will show him the light, and he will vote with me
  once in a while. It's going to happen, Tom! A ray of light is going to beam down!"
-- our religiously insane and hopelessly naive president, to his good friend Tom Coburn, 

  Really, Barack?
  You think a ray of light is going to beam down and knock Coburn on his ass and change his mind?

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Subject: Why Did Congressman Lee Quit?

I understand Congressman Lee had to quit because he did something unforgiveable in the Republican Party.

Brett Farve-ing some chick on Craig’s List?
Nope!  Every 13 year old does that.

Cheating on his wife?
Nah, half of the Republican Caucus is screwing around and you don’t seem them resigning.

It was cheating on his wife with a BLACK woman that caused him to resign from office.
 Dennis in DC.


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Eldrick fined for 'disguting act'
He tied for 20th place but he's in a "class" all by himself


"Disgusting, what he has just done there..."

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Subject: PDB: Egyptians Determined to Occupy Tahrir Square

Obama "well have to wait and see...I guess."

Gibbs "I don't know....anything."

Intelligence "we never saw this coming."

Hillary "Don't ask me....everything seemed okay last month."
   Posted by Judith at February 10, 2011 11:36 AM

Hey Judith, don't get too down on 'em yet!

At least wait until a weeks-old Presidential Daily Brief entitled
"Egyptians Determined to Occupy Tahrir Square" is revealed! ;-)
    Posted by bartcopfan at February 10, 2011 12:18 PM


Pigboy blamed Obama for being taken by surprise at the Eqyptian situation saying,
"Obama doesn't know what's going to happen five minutes from now...."

Well of course he doesn't know the future - nobody does.
If some asshole claims he can see the future, take him to Vegas and play roulette.

The way I heard it, EGYPT didn't know they were going to revolt 25 days ago.
The way I heard it, some Cairo cops were "shaking down" some dude, demanding money.

The cops then beat him up and somebody put a video of the beating on Facebook saying,
"Look how crooked our cops are - are we going to just take this?" and the revolt started.

How were Obama and Hillary supposed to see that coming?

Thanks to Eddy the OK Pillar.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, last issue's mystery city is Sacramento,

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, you asked:

> Is it true about Reagan and the taliban?

Probably not.
Genuine photo I believe as it was a well-known meeting.
Here’s video of it. 
He’s calling them "freedom fighters" not the equivalent of our founding fathers.

I think that's the same thing.
Were our founding fathers not freedom fighters?

But he said that founding fathers bit about the Nicaraguan contras and the nun-rapers though.

"In a speech here in March 1985, Mr. Reagan said the Nicaraguan insurgents were
''the moral equal of our Founding Fathers.'' He repeated the comparison in September 1987,
when he said that the contras had formed a democratic resistance against tyranny '
'in the best tradition of our Founding Fathers.''’

Reagan's efforts to eradicate Communism spanned the globe, but the insurgent Contras' cause
in Nicaragua was particularly dear to him. Battling the Cuban-backed Sandinistas, the Contras were,
according to Reagan, "the moral equivalent of our Founding Fathers." Under the so-called Reagan
Doctrine, the CIA trained and assisted this and other anti-Communist insurgencies worldwide.

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Subject: donation

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I think Randy has it wrong, I love
the republican conservative ads on your site,
which costs them money and makes them think they're getting some traffic from you.
It's actually
quite funny.
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