BCR Show 171
 is here!

Radio Links below

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read BartCop.com
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  - bartcopforum@yahoo.com
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo

Web BartCop.com

Search Now:
In Association with Amazon.com

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor - About.com
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media 
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page

Politics * Humor * Chinaco Anejo * Trip Reports * World Series of Poker 2010 * Concert Reviews * Mountain Lakes * Bartcop Radio * BC-Hotties * 

WELCOME TO BARTCOP.COM A modem, a smart mouth and the truthNews and Commentary NOT Approved by Karl Rove, bcause vicious extremists can NOT be appeased.

  BCR Show 171 is up
    Links at bottom of page. 

Weekend-Monday  May 9, 2011     Vol 2687 - bin Laden's Bloopers

Quote of the Day

 "Given Choice Between Palin and Trump,
  Most Voters Choose Suicide..."
     -- Andy Borowitz,    Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Are the Birthers disbanding?
Arrow Chevy Cruze recalled
Castro agrees with FOX
Arrow Mind-controlled cat ears
Arrow The Trump Backlash Begins
Arrow GM profit Soars to $3.2B
Arrow Kate Beckinsale in 'Tiptoes'

"I'm also not very analytical.  You know I don't spend a lot
  of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
     -- Der Monkey Fuhrer, June 4, 2003


  I'll bet everyone reading this agrees with Bush.
  He never spent any time thinking about anything.


Send e-mail to Bart

Are the Birthers disbanding?
Only the handjobbiest still believe


Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: new drink

Bart, I stopped by the bar last night.
They had a new drink called the Osama Bin Ladin.

It's 2 shots & a splash of water.
 Danny Detroit

Danny, I'm ashamed of you.
It's not right to mock the recently deceased.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Mission Accomplished - Time to get out

After 9-11 America went into Afghanistan to get those who were behind the attack.
Now we have killed Osama bin Laden, who was in a different country, and I say it's
time to declare mission accomplished and get out.

We're spending 2 billion dollars a week there and for what?
To prop up an unelected drug-dealing dictator who has more in common with the Taliban
than with us? There's no reason for us to be there. We aren't accomplishing anything.

We aren't supporting the "good guys" because there aren't any good guys there.
Before this last week OBL created the illusion we had some kind of mission there.
That illusion is now gone. We need to stop draining the life out of America by
wasting resources fighting wars with no possibility of a positive outcome.
 Marc Perkel

I want to get out too, but what about the Afghani women?
If we leave they're in for a lifetime of sexual and actual slavery.

Send e-mail to Bart

Shopping online?

 Find your purchase then come back here
and use this link

and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with Amazon.com

  Buy a Gift Certificate?
Be sure and use this portal!

Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one,
  not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a
  night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that.
  Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that"
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Send e-mail to Bart

Chevy Cruze recalled


Imagine turning your car's steering wheel, or giving it a gentle tug, and having it break away
from the steering column. Now you're speeding along holding the suddenly useless wheel.

Will America's whore media go bat-shit crazy slurring Chevrolet for months over this?

Or do we just do that to Japanese companies?

To this day - they haven't found a problem with Toyota's cars, besides the floor mats.
But if the steering wheel comes off in your hands, you're in a fight for your life.

Send e-mail to Bart

"The bin Laden raid has exacerbated tensions between America and Pakistan. The army here
  is angry that it was not told about the unilateral raid on a target within its territory, while there
  are suspicions in Washington that bin Laden may have been protected by Pakistani security
  forces while on the run.

      -- The Whore AP                       Link  

Well, that seems ridiculous.
What army doesn't understand the concept of "need to know?"
The only reason they would need to know is to give Osama some
advance warning - and they're angry they didn't get to do that?

I'm sure Pakistan is hurt and jealous that they don't have invisible helicopters.

Send e-mail to Bart

Castro agrees with FOX: OBL 'assassinated'


Send e-mail to Bart

Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options

Why subscribe?

 There are 171 shows online to listen to.HOT

That's a lot of BCR
with more shows coming!

We're doing regular Radio Shows now,
so we need to hear from you.

Got a question? Got a comment?

Anyone else out there have graphics skills?

I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics.
Anybody out there have any talent on loan from God?

Send BCR graphics to Bart

You can select a monthly plan to provide recurring support.
Please sign up for whatever you can afford.
(Donations of any size are appreciated)

OR send a 'love' check to

 PO Box 54466
 Tulsa, OK  74155

 Click to Subscribe

to bartcop@bartcop.com

Sally's American Idol recap


Tech-gadget writer needed

I saw an iPhone commercial that showed a guy paying for a
cup of coffee by flashing his phone at the cash register.

I need a tech writer to keep us up-to-date on new gadgets and apps.

Write as your own pace - no deadlines or schedules to keep.
We could probably use more than one - maybe a PC guy and an Apple guy.

Any techies out there interested in doing some writing?

Send your ideas to Bart

Mind-controlled cat ears
They're all the rage in Japan


They look kinda cute on a girl or a child, but I don't
want to see some big burly dude wiggling his ears at me.

BUT, I love the idea that this technology is here.
Soon, we'll be able to play video games without a joystick
and paralyzed people will be less paralyzed than they are now.

Hell, maybe I could type with it and get feeling back in my hands.

BUT, if they want this technology to take off like a rocket,
they need to figure out how to incorporate sex with it.

ALL technology - VCRs, Internet, DVDs, flash drives, etc
have gotten their biggest boost from the porn industry.
VCRs were invented so men wouldn't have to go to porn theaters

Hey, don't blame the messenger.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: BCR Show 168

Hey Bart.

I'm running late on the BCR listening.
BCR 168 was absolutely great.

I agree 1 billion percent with the Dr Drew beat down in regards to Charley Sheen.
Only problem is you were too easy on the unctuous and slimy Drew.

His smug, condescending self important,  holier than thou attitude
made me want to reach in the radio and rip his tonsils out.
 Paul of Seattle

I still find it hard to believe this "doctor" would accuse a man
of shooting his girlfriend without bothering to check the facts.

Makes you wonder what else this "doctor" doesn't bother to check.

Send e-mail to Bart

Saw it on whatnowtoons.com

The Trump Backlash Begins
He turned his brand into a worldwide joke


The Trump steamroller got run off the road last week, and getting back on track may not be easy.

The wealthy asshole surged to the top of the Republican polls with a bombastic media blitz that
stunned the political pros, even as many scoffed at the notion that he is seriously running for president.
Now he's been roughed up, ridiculed, and, for the moment, knocked out of the news.

Trump has been utterly overshadowed by Obama'ss triumph in killing Osama bin Laden
(forcing NBC, irony of ironies, to cut away from Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday night).
But the impact was worse for Trump because it made the birther issue seem so small.

Send e-mail to Bart

Mail Bag Powerball

Subject: What I can't understand is...

Now that Americans have shown an extremely positive response to the killing of Osama Bin Laden,
"CIA Drector Leon Panetta said orders from Obama were to kill Osama bin Laden", which is in great
contrast to the administrations' original wobbles of uncertainty with stories of "fierce gun fights" and
Osama fighting to the death. These heroic stories were designed to stir enthusiasm, and they did that
job very well at a time when Obama was unsure of what America's response would be.

It is now being said Osama was unarmed. They're going with the story that politically benefits them most,
and knowing this to be true makes it ever more clear that the entire story is political make-believe.

Much like the hundreds of former German Nazi leaders we allowed to secretly live out their lives
after WWII, Osama Bin Laden was under American protection since 9/11 and died of kidney disease
while in exile. If he had been the rogue monster he's been made out to be, and found alive, the orders
would have been to take him unharmed at all costs because he was the single key to understanding
and destroying Al Queda. Think about this...why would a handful of laptops and a dozen hard drives
equal a "treasure trove" of information" that will work wonders in preventing future attacks, but
Bin Laden himself, the brain behind EVERYTHING on those hard drives be considered disposable?
If Bin Laden himself had so little intelligence value how the hell can his laptop be worth Fort Knox?
Tim on Muldraugh. Ky

Subject: Killing Osama bin Laden and liberalism


I'm a hard-left liberal and I'm glad they killed Osama bin Laden!
Don't judge all of us based on one blogger's opinion! 

I'm against handguns carried in public, but I don't mind if law enforcement
officers have guns and use them to protect the public.

I thought it was illegal (and stupid) for us to attack Iraq without provocation,
but I applaud the decision to sneak into Pakistan and take out a mass murderer!

I'm also an atheist and don't give a damn who someone else wants to marry. 
I'm a fiscal conservative, but I support a single-payer healthcare system.
I'm for the legalization and taxation of marijuana.

I could go on for a couple of pages talking about my beliefs, but who cares? 
Just don't let someone else say all liberals are against killing bin Laden! 
I'm proud of the Navy Seals and proud of my country!
 Franz in Gaithersburg, MD

Subject: You're a chump

It’s so stupid. Osama has been declared dead nine times since 2001.
And Obama can’t get straight whether the “Navy Seals”  met resistance.

And in a hail Mary pass, the WH was forced to claim that OBL was unarmed.
Do you get the falsity and stupidity about this operation, Bart?
No pictures (except obvious fakes), no DNA (can’t be done in 24 hrs.),
no corpus delecti (tie some stones on the dug up corpse).

Doesn’t really surprise, since Bin Laden had nothing to do with 911,
was a CIA operative at the time, and was not pleased when he was made
a scapegoat for Israel. He rightfully denied the attack, and then all the fake
Osama’s came forward thanks to the CIA and Mossad, to claim that Islam
was the dark evil baddass of Ali Baba and such.
Do you realize how you all have been duped by Mossad and the CIA?
Fucking chumps.
 Richard M who knows the real truth

Subject: David Sirota

As you know, I developed quite the fan club last time I publickly kicked your pathetic ass...
we've exchanged quite a few emails etc. over your Sirota comments...the term "transparent fool"
was used a lot...as we all know, you hate Sirota because as a real Democrat he despises the Clintons.
And a little, hick whore like you can't stand that. Now, take a look at what Michael Moore has to say:
Michael Moore: 'Bin Laden Was Executed'
"Look at the Nuremberg Trials. We didn't just pop a bullet in the heads of the worst scum in history.
We thought it was important to put them on trial and expose their evil. In a democracy we believe in
a system of justice and we believe in a judicial system that gives people a day in court ... and then
we hung them." - Michael Moore
You're too stupid and small to know what he's talking about, but there have been many more comments
by others who understand what America is supposed to stand for. And they're not ready to make fools of
themselves over the lowest form of petty, personal hatreds.

Oh, we've all agreed to see what we can do to dry up what
paltry contributions a cockroach like you might still be receiving.
 Ruprecht II

Worm, I'll let my pit bull Barack take this one:

"Anyone who thinks OBL didn't get what was
 coming to him needs to have his head examined."
Our President, 60 Minutes

I agree with the President - you're crazy.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Use your head

Bart, you wrote:

> What were Obama's options? Can you think of any other options?

Sure, Bart. How about this….

Capture the unarmed Osama in a non-firefight and fly him to Cuba.
Inquisition the f**k out of him.
Pump him for all of eternity, or for as long as our Guantanamo doctors
can keep his sorry ass alive, to record his unique insights and remembrances.

Then, have the whore media say he was thrown to the sharks.
Sorry, no photos or videos, AKA “proof,” as that would incite
our otherwise peace-loving terrorist enemies to violence.

Hey, it’s just a thought. I really don’t have a clue…..

Many thanks to you and your big ol’ hammer,

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that.
But that makes me wonder... why tell the world right away that he's dead?
Wouldn't it have been better to sift thru all his computers and find out
where other sombitches are hiding?

As soon as they heard OBL was dead - surely they all switched hideouts.

As they search for whoever's going to emerge as the new Boss it reminds me
of the very first Billy Jack movie - Born Losers - did you ever see that one?

 Click  to  Order $9.95

Some virgin-looking girl in a white bikini was surrounded by biker scumbags.
(Not all bikers are scumbags, but these guys were.)

Billy Jack says, "Who's in charge here?" and some guy says "I am."
Billy Jack says, "Let her go right now and nobody gets hurt."

Bad guy says, "No, not till we have sex with Snow White."
So Billy Jack shoots him in the f-ing head and he falls dead.

Billy Jack looks around the room and says, "NOW who's in charge?"
Some guy says "I am."
Billy Jack says, "Let her go right now and you won't get hurt."

The new Boss steps aside and lets the two leave.

So whoever wants to be the Next Top Turd at al Qaeda has to know
as soon as he's identified, Obama will have him shot in the f-ing head.

Yes, we're in uncharted territory.

A week ago, Obama's ONLY GOAL was to be Mr. Nice,
but he wasn't very nice to Mr. Let's-kill-the-Americans.

Clearly, Obama isn't what we thought he was.

I wonder if The Bitch and The Boner will look at him differently now?

Send e-mail to Bart

Business slow?
Time to advertise!

Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the monff

Click Here to get more Hits

Even if business is slow,
let people know you're still here.

GM profit Soars to $3.2B
The GOP said, "Let them die."


Revenue spiked to $36.2 billion, up $4.7 billion from the same period in 2010, GM said
before the market opened Thursday. The company's gain follows a massive $2.6 billion
profit announced by Ford last week. This week, Chrysler recorded its first profit - $116 million
 - since emerging from bankruptcy nearly two years ago.

GM is riding high on torrid sales, especially of its newer lineup of small cars and SUVs
including the Chevrolet Cruze, Equinox and Terrain. In February, GM announced its
first annual profit in six years after being battered by bankruptcy and the recession.

If I'm not mistaken, Obama made a PROFIT by loaning GM that money.
He saved GM, saved a gazillion jobs and made money doing it but the radical
Republican bastards wanted the marketplace to snuff General Motors out.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Lijit advertising and your credibility

The issue of quality is the one you did not address. 

I didn't have to address it - it was self-evident.
If your choices are A or B and it's not A, the answer is B.

Are you, like, stupid or something?

And just above that story was a good example of the quality of your content.
"Cheerleader must pay $45K for failing to cheer for her rapist"
True, I thought that story was worth telling.

The article you cited stated clearly that the man was convicted of assault not rape. 
And the 45K was for filing a frivolous lawsuit not failure to cheer.
This doesn't help your credibility at all.

You're not making sense.
The cheerleader says she was raped - you're saying she wasn't?
She refused to cheer for her alleged rapist, (fact) she was fired,
(fact) she sued (fact) and she lost. (fact)
What part of me listing the facts damages my credibility?

Are you saying she should have cheered for her rapist?
What kind of woman-hater are you?

Are you saying her lawsuit to keep her place on the cheerleading squad was frivolous?
Are you saying there's no politics to an allegation of an inter-racial rape and its legal consequences?
No, you're saying my credibility was damaged by running that story.
You're not making sense.
I enjoy your web site because it is entertaining, but sometimes
you miss the mark so far that it just ain't funny.
And it costs you money.

It's hard to imagine humor that works 100% of the time.
Most stand-up comics would kill for eighty percent.

Obviously the mistake was Lijit's.

They invited me to be their partner in an attempt to make money.
After I said, "Sure, let's give that a try," they wrote back and said,
"Some of the partners were uncomfortable with your content."
which means they made a mistake when they made the offer.

I fail to see how their bad decision-making hurts my credibility.

Last issue had 74 components for you to complain about.
Congrats for finding one that you didn't like.

Send e-mail to Bart

Check out the toons and stuff

 bart blog

 on the Bart Blog!

New Feature: Name that Song!


 It's a snippet from an old song.

Send e-mail to Bart

OBL's last facebook page...

Mel Gibson's 'Beaver' Disappoints


Send e-mail to Bart

Is Pakistan getting a bad rap over this?
Should they have known he was in that compound?

I'm guessing Pakistan is a damn dangerous place
and that all wealthy people have compounds.

Send your opinion to Bart

Check out the news and toons at

bart blog

 on the Bart Blog!

We're on Twitter
and Facebook

Guess the City


 I don't know, either, so send proof.

 If you don't click, odds are this'll be your home town
 and your friends will wonder why you didn't recognize it.

Subject: last issue's mystery city

Last issue's mystery city is Ixtapaluca, Mexico City.

It's depressing, maybe but at least they have a place to sleep and it isn't the streets.

Burt and Jeff got that - Burt sent proof.

Send e-mail to Bart

Today's History Mystery


Do YOU, the reader, have a not-too-obscure History Mystery picture?

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's
New York Mayor William J. Gaynor, right after he was shot in the throat by an assassin.
The photographer, William Warnecke of the New York World, was just trying to get a glamor shot of Hizzoner for
the equivalent of People Magazine of the day. Instead, he caught the Mayor just after he took a bullet. He survived
for another three years after this.
  Jon B

Good work, Jon.

Send e-mail to Bart


Subject: donation

Bart, this is for Services (and Rethugs) rendered.
 Eric Golo

Eric, thanks for that.


If you're shopping online,
it never hurts to check Amazon's prices.

Click to Subscribe or Donate

or send a "Love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

Thank you


Kate Beckinsale in 'Tiptoes'

Some call it the greatest movie ever


  Link to Story

Check out hundreds of hot  Kate Beckinsale  photos  in  BC Hotties

 Send e-mail to Bart

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Shopping online?

 Use this Amazon portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
a few pennies from each dollar.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with Amazon.com

Read the previous issue of bartcop.com

 It had everything.

 Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002,
 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, bartcop.com

Looking for something in a back issue?

Search bartcop.com

Thanks to bartcop.com  subscribers.

We know you work hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.

Who links to BartCop.com?

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps Bartcop online today.

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political Strikes, Faux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real.

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online.

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.

 Marc Perkel's Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

Bartcop radio

To hear the radio shows, you must have a login and password.
Click Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

Click to get to the Archived Radio Shows

BCR Show #171 HOT Uploaded May 3

Click to Listen to Show 171

Right Click to download Show 171
(Hit 'Save Target As')

BCR Show #170 Uploaded April 14

...while the tornado sirens were going off.

Click to Listen to Show 170

Right Click to download Show 170
(Hit 'Save Target As')

BCR Show #169 Uploaded March 26

Click to Listen to Show 169

Right Click to download Show 169
(Hit 'Save Target As')

Dr. Drew Pinsky beat up a confused drunk with ftp.bartcop.com
lies while the whole country was piling on.
Didn't seem fair.

BCR Show #168 Part One  Uploaded March 15

Click to Listen to PART ONE of Show 168

Right Click to download PART ONE of Show 168
(Hit 'Save Target As')

BCR Show #168 Part Two 

Click to Listen to PART TWO of Show 168

Right Click to download PART TWO of Show 168
(Hit 'Save Target As')

         What's your favorite Shirley picture?
        (Send the picture, don't send a description of the picture.)

 Got a Shirley picture we haven't run?      Send it to us!

 bartcop.com  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor

Privacy Policy
. .