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Weekend-Monday,  Oct 22-24,  2011    Vol 2773 - Promiscuity futures


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Romney calls Perry a Moron
Arrow Ohio Zoo Prick was in Debt 
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Obama: Iraq War Over
Arrow Bears move into Tulsa...
Arrow Sleazy regrets shoe-shopping
Arrow Spend the day w/ Liv Tyler


  "You're headed for a one-term presidency,"
        --  Steve Jobs, to Obama, last year, according to the new book,     Link
  Did Steve know politics?  I'm guessing not so much.

  The racist dogs of the GOP want to kill social security, which adds to<>
 Obama having the Latino vote, the Black vote and the elderly vote.

  Plus, the GOP's "More wars and no taxes for the rich"
  is why America went broke in the first place.
  If Obama, ... could figure a way, ...maybe put his best people on this,
  but if he could find a way to ...list the damn facts - this election would be his.

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Romney ad calls Perry a Moron
Then he got scared and pulled it, the pussy


Romney has pulled an unflattering video about rival Rick Perry from the Web after sissy
CNN complained about the use of comments from its correspondents in the ad.

The ad featured some of the Texas governor’s worst moments from recent candidate debates.

Rick Perry: “Was it — was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was for.”

Rick Perry: “Was it — was before he was before the social programs, from the standpoint of he was
for standing up for Roe v. Wade before he was against Roe v. Wade?”

RICK PERRY: “Not whether or not we are going to have this policy or that policy.… We don’t need any plan.”

Why pull the ad?

It's legal and proper to use pundit quotes.
Perry is a moron and it's legal to say it if it's true.

Like Dr. Laura being a dirty-legged slut.

Could I say it if it wasn't true?

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"I can tell you that after the first 45 minutes I was
  tempted to walk off that stage. I thought it was disgusting.”
        --  Ron Paul,                      Link
 I agree - the racism, the homophobia, the contempt for the voters - it was disgusting.

 Ron, next time, why don't you f-ing DO something, instead of saying afterwards,
 "I almost did something..."

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Subject: your revenue-generating ads

Bart, a great many people use Mozilla Firefox, with the add-on called "AdBlock."
When someone is running this they will NOT generate any ad revenue.

Keep publishing a gentle reminder to your readers that ads on the page
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Keep hammering,
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John, thanks for that.
I need all the help I can get.

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Ohio Zoo Prick was in Debt
Me too - but I don't kill animals


The owner of an exotic animal preserve who committed suicide after freeing dozens of lions, tigers and
other beasts owed tens of thousands in unpaid taxes, and a fellow big-cat enthusiast said that he had
taken in so many creatures he was "in over his head."

A day after sheriff's deputies killed nearly 50 animals set free by Terry Thompson, the sheriff refused
to speculate why he did it. Meanwhile, neighbors and friends questioned why Thompson — a man who
seemed to like animals more than people — would send his animals to their doom.

Thompson was mired in debt. Court records show that he and his wife owed at least $68,000 in unpaid
taxes to the IRS and the county, and he had two federal tax liens filed against him last year. He had just
gotten out of federal prison last month for possessing unregistered weapons.

The story doesn't add up - bad reporting or just the facts?
They said an adult Bengal tiger sells for $30,000 - he had
18 of them - that's $540,000.

But here's where the Democrats could gain some ground - should they choose to fight.  (I know...)
Why the hell don't we have a federal law that outlaws killer animals in f-ing apartments?

Because the GOP liars will say, "Big government is bad."

Ohio is lucky that nobody died that day.
You ought to be able to go to the grocery store without being attacked by a f-ing lion.
What if you're raking leaves and a grizzly bear walks up to you?  
They said there are more lions and tigers in the US - in homes and pens - than there are in Africa.

And we live that way because "the states know best" and "socialism is gay?"

We aren't the United States.
We're the Fifty Religiously-Insane States north of Mexico.


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Subject: Penn on Trump


I hate Penn’s politics, but would love to see him lock horns with that 4 time bankrupt failure Trump T. Trump.  
It would be a hoot to see him set fire to Trump’s comb over, Yell “Bullshit” and stomp out.           

I believe Jillette is a Rethug - anybody know for sure?

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Subject: Your picture of Abbey Hoffman

Howdy Bart,

Your picture of Abbey Hoffman brought back one of my favorite memories:
While in college back in the good old days of Saint Ronald (that would be
the 80's for you younger whippers out there), Abbey spoke at my school.

He was like a stand-up comedian and just cut to the bone. Afterward, I got to
hang out with him over beers while some some out there guy blathered in his ear.

I was wearing a Captain America sweater in his honor and he smiled and told me
to "hang on to that." I have, and I do - Abbey Hoffman, like him or not affected change.
Miss that guy, need more like him.
 Rafa in Taos

Rafa, good one - I like reading stories like that.

Hey, maybe we could make that a new feature: My Brush with Greatness

We might have a thousand stories that others would like to read.

So, who goes first?

You NY/LA people must have a bunch of "greatness" run ins.
Ever been in a Starbucks line behind Clint Eastwood?
Ever see John Elway get off an elevator you were getting on?
Ever park P Diddy's Maybach at a nightclub?
Whose the biggest autograph you ever got?
Got any "greatness" in the family that you only see at weddings?

Send in your stories - try to make it short-ish.

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Obama: Iraq War Over, troops to come home
GOP furious that more troops won't die over there...


Obama announced Friday that the United States will withdraw nearly all troops from Iraq
by the end of the year, effectively bringing the long and polarizing war in Iraq to an end.

"After nearly 9 years, America's war in Iraq will be over," said Mr. Obama.

"Our troops are finally coming home," he added, saying that U.S. troops
"will definitely be home for the holidays."

GOP Reacts

Presidential sore loser John McCain said in a statement that the president's decision is a
"harmful" setback for U.S. interests in the Middle East.  "This decision will be viewed as
a strategic victory for our enemies in the Middle East, especially the Iranian regime,"

Hey John, Iran was fully contained - by Saddam - until D.M.F. jumped in and "fixed" everything.

Lindsey Graham, (R-Fabulous) whined: "I fear this decision has set in motion
events that will come back to haunt our country," he said.

When Gadaffy was finally killed, Lindsey was in such a good mood he offered
to blow every Libyan national he could find in a run thru DC's bars.

Boehner said, "We owe it to our troops to continue engaging with the Iraqi
government in a way that ensures our hard-fought gains translate into long-term success."

The way I heard it, this was all designed by Der Monkey Fuhrer.
He apparently signed a deal that said we'd be leaving by the end of 2011.

If we stayed, our troops would be subject to Sharia law and Obama was NOT
willing to risk that after losing 4500 soldiers to "democratize" the country.

On Face the Whore, Bachmann and Santorum screamed "That nigger's crazy" at Obama
so Bob Scheiffer asked them if they would keep troops over there - under Sharia law.
They both said, "No, Bob, that would be fucking crazy!"

Of course, Bob didn't follow up with, "So what the hell are you bitching about?"
because follow-ups with insane Rethugs are not allowed on network TV.

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  "Gadhafi is finished. It's your turn now, Bashar!  Prepare yourself, Assad!"
        --  Chanting crowd in Syria      Link
  How long before they find Bashar Assad's bloody ass in a ditch with a bullet in his head?

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Subject: A question please

Sometimes I'll cut&paste the linked article excerpts you post on your blog..to a debate forum.

You sometimes insert your own random words into those excerpts, for comedy and truth,
but I've been called on the carpet by the moderators several times and made to edit out the
Bart-insertions because they claim that changing a word from the original text is illegal and
a violation of copyright laws and "endangers the forum" by making them vulnerable to lawsuits.

Is this accurate, as far as you know? How do you deal with this?

Ralph, I deal with it by telling my critics to lick my balls.
Or they can blow me - their choice.

That's a trick Obama desperately needs to learm.

This is a comedy page and I have no intention of playing by the rules.
I always include the link so the reader can get the "real" story but usually
my insertions are more honest than the whore media's. It's their job is to
protect Wall Styreet and the GOP by misleading those who don't really
have time to check out the facts.

Copyright laws are almost non-existent on the web, expecially in politics.
If someone makes a stupid charge, I'm going to quote them and explain why they're wrong.

It's been years, but some cartoonists would occasionally write and demand
that I take down a toon they authored, which doesn't even make sense.
"How dare you introduce my work to new readers?"

Plus, once you're in the news, all bets are off. No way Monica wanted her face
on every magazine on Planet Earth in 1998, but she didn't have a choice.


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Bears move into Tulsa...


Black bears ...are having cubs and multiplying, wildlife biologists say.
"Overall, bears are expanding pretty much everywhere," said Eric Hellgren,
director of the Cooperative Wildlife Research Laboratory at Southern Illinois University-Carbondale.
"In most states they're either stable or they're increasing," he said. "And if they're increasing,
that generally means they're going to start coming into contact with people more often and
that's certainly a nationwide issue."

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Subject: Gadaffy investigation

Why is the UN asked to investigate the death of Moammar Gadhafi, and not
the deaths of Osame bin Laden, or the Americans killed in Yemen by a US drone?



I agree it's pointless to investigate Gadaffy's death.

What are we going to do - invade Libya and round up suspects?

And investigating OBL and Awlaki's deaths - to what end?

A debate might make more sense than "an investigation."

What facts are the investigators trying to uncover?

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  "Coldplay is the world's biggest band."
        --  a moron named Marc Hogan at Salon.com      Link
  Did U2 die?
  How could anybody claim Coldplay is a big band?
 When they tour America and fill up 80,000 seat stadiums one after another, I might concede
 that these boring piano-playing ballad warblers are a big band - but Americans are too smart
 to buy Coldplay tickets and if you haven't made it in America, you haven't made it.

  Just ask Radiohead.

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Subject: NPR fires Lisa Simeon


For over a decade now, NPR has vacillated between National Pentagon Radio and National Petroleum Radio,
a result of the successful push of the liars and murderers to defund anything not under their control.

Same thing happened to BBC as Poodleboy Blair helped "fix the facts."

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Kinda-Sleazy regrets shoe-shopping during Katrina
  Yeah, that was a really stupid and selfish thing to do...


Kinda Sleazy Rice regrets having gone shoe-shopping and out for a night at the theater
while Hurricane Katrina ravaged the US Gulf coast, she wrote in her new book, "All Lies."

Rice, the top US diplomat during D.M.F.'s second term, writes ruefully that she later came
to understand it was a major political misstep during one of the most deadly storms to hit the US.

"I didn't think much about the dire warnings of an approaching hurricane called Katrina," she wrote
saying that she had flown to New York for a brief holiday in late August 2005.

Rice called Homeland Security joke Mike Chertoff as the storm advanced, inquiring if there
was any way she could help, and was told that "he'd call if he needed me."

"I hung up, got dressed, and went to see 'Spamalot'" and bought some shoes.

We tried and tried to tell America about these bungling, heartless crooks,
but nobody listened until they saw how little they cared about saving poor Black people.

Sleazy went shoe-shopping and Der Monkey Fuhrer jerked off with a guitar.

     "Lookie me, Pickles - I'm Ted Nugent!"

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Thanks to Tom Tomorrow

Subject: fund-raising idea

I once belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the members' birth months. 
It had a steady stream of $$ coming in, and it published one-size-fits-all reminders:
"Treat yourself by sending your payment when you have a birthday"/
"enjoy a gift throughout the next great year of your life"/
"what better way to celebrate turning a year older by staying with us"/ etc. 

It worked.  From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. 
The only other fundraising events were those scheduled for special occasions. 

I imagine your switch-over would be a slight hassle (pro-rating for each month until the
person's birthday month, when the entire year's amount would be due) but once it kicked in,
it might be easier for all.

Thanks for doing what you do,
 Karen in Indiana

Karen, thanks for that.
I'll try that and see if I get any donations from October-born readers.

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Today's Mystery Car


Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed       

Bart, last issue's Mystery Car?

It is a 1956 Oldsmobile Golden Rocket concept car.

 ... and furthermore:

The 1956 Oldsmobile Golden Rocket Concept, a gold colored 2 passenger car, which was
styled to resemble a rocket, made its debut at the 1956 General Motors Motorama and was
used at many other auto shows.

The Rocket had a fiberglass body with nerf-like built in bumpers that give an overall rocket effect.
It was powered with a 234 CID, 275 horsepower Rocket V8 engine and weighs 2,500 pounds.

The upholstery was done in blue and gold leather. The speedometer was mounted in the center
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vehicles with a tilt steering wheel.

As either door was opened, the roof panel automatically raised and the seat
came up 3 inches and swiveled outward for easy entry or exit.

Mystery Car challenge

Hey Bart,
Sorry, but Stew is dead wrong about the 2771 Mystery Car.  The car is a Tucker Sudan
The one pictured maybe have been a concept model as it's the only model like that I've seen. 
Tucker built fewer than 100 of the Tucker Torpedoes during the one year the company was in existence.
Keep warm!

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Last issue's Mystery Celebrity  Link 

Bart, that's Nicole Richie,

Elroy, you are right.
That stumped a lot of people...

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Today's Mystery City


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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Penang, Malaysia
Robert in Seattle

Robert - thanks - you may be right.



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Today's History Mystery


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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's Michael Jackson, Francis Ford Coppola and George Lucas all of whom
were involved in "Captain EO", a Sci-fi film shown at Disney parks in the mid 80's-90's.
 Mark in Morehead City, NC

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Subject: donation

A donation to celebrate another Clinton success - this time in Libya.
Keep hammering, Bart
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Diane, thanks for that.
I'll drop some stickers (I Miss Clinton) in the mail.

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  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

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